Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Super Tuesday: 2 Beers, 1 Blog

I'm watching Fox News this Super Tuesday and will report my thoughts on the results as time runs on, runs on. There are 419 delegates at stake tonight. 

Newt wins his home state of Georgia, Romney wins Virginia and Vermont, and Iran Paul supporters are still backing a loser anti-Semite isolationist.  The only proof I have of the latter is his old newsletter which, in fact, was anti-Semitic and racist, but Paul denied knowing anything about them and kept repeating the word 'Constitution.'  We should consider playing Word Bingo with Paul and see how often he refers to that word.  He seems to think that our other candidates disregard the Constitution, but never challenges Obama on his unconstitutional behavior.   

As I write this, Ohio's poles just closed and the night should be pretty interesting, except for Santorum's vest--he should definitely lose the vest--it just isn't presidential and image, unfortunately, is almost everything. Let's face it, Obama became president, so you know how true this is.  Ohio is going to be key to Super Tuesday, just like Eli Manning was key to Super Sunday.

A few quick facts about Ohio, while I await the numbers.  Did you know that cats originated in Ohio?  If you don't believe me, check under their tails and you will see an "O." Currently, Ohio has a somewhat lower percentage of unemployment as compared to the rest of the nation, at around 7.9%, but there are pockets of high unemployment and green jobs aren't changing that.  Final fact: Christopher Columbus did not discover the Ohio city named after him.

Paul is now speaking in Fargo, ND. If you've seen the movie by that name, you can picture him standing by the wood chipper with Steve Bucemi's feet sticking up from the loader as he keeps repeating to Bucemi's feet: "Constitution this, you bastard."

Mitt is leading in Ohio, but it' early. Santorum is breathing down his neck and Romney is complaining that Santorum's breath smells like a communion wafer, while Santorum is threatening to give Romney an atomic weggie but wouldn't want to offend his religious undergarment. Brit Hume almost fell asleep again on camera.



Break to real news and we see how our Republican candidates vow to kick Iranian butt if Iran gets a nuclear weapon. Iran Paul said that they said they promise to not do that and there is no reason not to believe them, he said. Shep Smith spoke with Ed Rollins and I realized how much Rollins looks like James Clapper, the guy who didn't have a clue about terrorists, terrorist, and Islam.


Brit Hume is back on and Juan Williams responded to him, sounding like he just arrived after cutting special class. Brit thinks the non-Romney vote that went to Iran Paul, is basically a protest vote.  Juan Williams just discovered why the French invented the cuff buttons on suit jackets--the French wives put them there to keep their husbands from wiping their nose on their sleeve.


This beer is really good--a Canadian brew.  


Ohio is still too close to call, but Rick S. won Oklahoma, and Calista Gingrich is now speaking before Newt goes up to the podium. She says their only opponent is Obama. Santorum also won Tennessee, which bodes well for him.

Newt is up at bat.  The crowd is chanting his name over and over. He thanks the crowd and denounces the national elite for trying to dictate the race.  "Wall Street money can be beaten by mainstream work," he says, and the crowd loves it.   He continues to pound the media, as he does so well. He is willing to allow Obama a teleprompter if he gets the chance for a Lincoln-Douglas  debate.  He says Obama's speeches are "so deliciously incoherent. " He is so right.


Rick is in Ohio and will be speaking too--he i in Steubenville, Ohio, in a gymnasium, probably in a vest again.  Ed Rollins thinks if Rick wins Ohio, he's going to make a huge advance and might even get a few bucks out of the deal from his supporters. Steve Hayes and Brit Hume both thought Newt's speech was too long. Hume thought it was the longest speech ever given by a candidate who was significantly behind in the race. Ed Rollins, aka James Clapper, thought Newt's speech wasn't very inspirational.


Rick is wearing a suit with a solid blue tie. He is bragging about how candidates normally don't come to Steubenville, Ohio, and seems psyched. He introduced his 93 year old mom, and the rest of his family.  He is appealing to the small town crowd that, he says, has made the USA a great country.  I am worried that he might get the nomination and lose to Barry in November. I chuckle whenever Rick strains his words to sound sincere-I believe he is totally sincere, but I wish he'd sound like it. I like Rick Santorum--he's better than ten Obamas, and I like Newt, who I totally believe can beat Obama mano a mano, but Mitt is probably going to win the nomination, and if he does, I fully support him. If Iran Paul wins, I may change my name to Ahmed and just try to blend in.


I wonder if Iran Paul is going to speak. I wonder how many times he uses the word 'Constitution.' I wonder why he left medicine.





Mitt's wife introduced him and the crowd actually sounded enthusiastic--she spoke too long, I believe, but that's just me. Mitt sounded presidential as he spoke about the care that veterans deserve and how he wants to keep government out of the workplace--I hope he's serious. At least he doesn't have an Obamaprompter--I mean teleprompter. His focus was on the economy and jobs and I think it's good that he's staying on point. I like that he's attacking Obama on how he would be unrestrained if he got four more years, because he wouldn't need to worry about reelection.  I agree with him--another four years of Obama would be an Obamination.


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