Weiner Therapy

Weiner calls them “electronic relationships” and said, “I take full responsibility for my actions.” This came out when Megan Broussard, a 26 year old single mother, was about to spill the beans to ABC about her “electronic relationship” with Weiner. He later admitted that she was one of the women in his “electronic stable” with whom he corresponded with via sextexting. Weiner, whose grand plan was to become Mayor of New York City, has now got to change his plans and based upon the evidence revealed in this story, has now decided to make a run at President of the United States of America. This comes as no surprise based upon the history of the Democratic Party and their ongoing sexcapades. I refer you to: 

John Edwards, Jim McGreevey, Eliot Spitzer, Neil Goldschmidt, Gary Condit, Mel Reynolds, Roosevelt Dobbins, Anthony Villaraigosa, Paul Morrison, Kavame Kilpatrick, Marc Dann, and who can forget the beloved hero of Camelot, JFK, which is not to slight his brother Teddy.

In an apology to President Bill “I-Did-Not-Have-Sex-With-That-Woman” Clinton, the former president responded with, “I told you not to get caught, and if you did, then admit it, but don’t call it sex, and sure as hell don’t refer to any of the bitches by name.” Sage advice from an expert.

Don't worry, eventually they die

 

Now Weiner is off to rehab where he will, through the miracles of talking therapy, learn how to satisfy his prurient urges with only one woman. One can only wonder if that woman is going to be Huma, his wife of the Muslim persuasion. Weiner, you may have guessed, is Jewish and when a Jew and a Muslim get together after a marital transgression like the electronic one Weiner pulled, well, one can only imagine the fireworks that will follow. 

The Gaza Strip won’t have anything on them, that’s for sure.