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It's the end of an error for Anthony Weiner, aka Tony Putz. Sources close to the beleaguered Democratic congressman have told the media that he may consider resigning, but plans to weigh his options regarding a DNC buyout of his congressional contract. With his wife, Huma Weiner, an aide to Hillary Clinton, (who also has experience in the area of sexual infidelity), the Weiners discussed whether Tony, to paraphrase the Clash, should stay or should he go. This decision will not be an easy one for Tony because he admits to lacking marketable skills in anything outside of his congressional responsibilities.
The New York Times reported that Weiner does, in fact, plan to resign, possibly before the party plans to strip him of his committee assignments today. Being stripped of one's committee assignments is akin to having the testicles of a bull removed, rendering the bull less effective in what bulls do. The 46 year old Brooklyn-born Weiner was unavailable for comment, but that is usually the case with someone whose comments have gotten him in trouble in the first place. Republicans throughout the country are hoping in vain to be flies on the wall of the Weiner household and be able to hear what Huma, his wife of over forty weeks, says to him. The House Democratic leader, Nancy Pelosi, who, you may recall has recently received presidential favoritism within her district for healthcare waivers, has asked that Weiner step down. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chair of the DNC, originally told the media that the decision for Weiner is private, and we should mind our own business, but she has revised her thinking after speaking with the President who secretly told her that she is an idiot. Pelosi made it clear to Weiner that if he refused to step down, his committee jobs would be taken away from him and he would be rendered impotent as a congressman, much like how he must feel with his lovely wife, Huma. Obama too has said that if something like this happened to him (read; "If I ever got caught") he would step down.
Exotic dancer, Ginger Lee, one of Weiner's sextexted women, said that she did not sextext him but he, in fact, sent her many messages that celebrated the congressman's junk.
Here is an update of the latest events that just came across my cluttered desk:
Anthony Weiner has resigned says Fox News and last, but not least, CNN. As I've reported earlier in the week, President Obama stated that if he were in such a revolting development, he himself would resign. Now that Weiner's wife has returned to New York after her trip with a broad, Hillary Clinton, the Weiners evidently came to the decision for Anthony to step aside and allow someone with a better sense of self esteem, along with self respect, to take over his congressional seat. In a question posed to Jay Carney, the Obama Press Secretary whose evasive comments about anything controversial regarding the failing administration have completely enamoured the far left said, when asked about whether the president will now be able to get back to the business at hand regarding jobs for Americans: "We never stopped focusing on jobs." Even Dana Bash of CNN didn't buy his line of bull poop and stated that she felt the White House was very concerned and that Leon Panetta slept with a nightlight.
But on a more serious note, I find it immensely sad that this poor guy, whose name is so easy to make fun of, had to resort to adolescent antics that have probably ruined his career. We all make mistakes. All of us. Maybe not as stupid as Anthony Weiner, but we usually don't have to pay such a heavy price. More often than not, we're able to dust ourselves off, like the song says. While Weiner will most likely never serve as an elected official, he still has a really good shot at hosting his own show on CNN. He has already asked Eliot Spitzer for help with his resume.
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It's the end of an error for Anthony Weiner, aka Tony Putz. Sources close to the beleaguered Democratic congressman have told the media that he may consider resigning, but plans to weigh his options regarding a DNC buyout of his congressional contract. With his wife, Huma Weiner, an aide to Hillary Clinton, (who also has experience in the area of sexual infidelity), the Weiners discussed whether Tony, to paraphrase the Clash, should stay or should he go. This decision will not be an easy one for Tony because he admits to lacking marketable skills in anything outside of his congressional responsibilities.
The New York Times reported that Weiner does, in fact, plan to resign, possibly before the party plans to strip him of his committee assignments today. Being stripped of one's committee assignments is akin to having the testicles of a bull removed, rendering the bull less effective in what bulls do. The 46 year old Brooklyn-born Weiner was unavailable for comment, but that is usually the case with someone whose comments have gotten him in trouble in the first place. Republicans throughout the country are hoping in vain to be flies on the wall of the Weiner household and be able to hear what Huma, his wife of over forty weeks, says to him. The House Democratic leader, Nancy Pelosi, who, you may recall has recently received presidential favoritism within her district for healthcare waivers, has asked that Weiner step down. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chair of the DNC, originally told the media that the decision for Weiner is private, and we should mind our own business, but she has revised her thinking after speaking with the President who secretly told her that she is an idiot. Pelosi made it clear to Weiner that if he refused to step down, his committee jobs would be taken away from him and he would be rendered impotent as a congressman, much like how he must feel with his lovely wife, Huma. Obama too has said that if something like this happened to him (read; "If I ever got caught") he would step down.
Exotic dancer, Ginger Lee, one of Weiner's sextexted women, said that she did not sextext him but he, in fact, sent her many messages that celebrated the congressman's junk.Here is an update of the latest events that just came across my cluttered desk:
Anthony Weiner has resigned says Fox News and last, but not least, CNN. As I've reported earlier in the week, President Obama stated that if he were in such a revolting development, he himself would resign. Now that Weiner's wife has returned to New York after her trip with a broad, Hillary Clinton, the Weiners evidently came to the decision for Anthony to step aside and allow someone with a better sense of self esteem, along with self respect, to take over his congressional seat. In a question posed to Jay Carney, the Obama Press Secretary whose evasive comments about anything controversial regarding the failing administration have completely enamoured the far left said, when asked about whether the president will now be able to get back to the business at hand regarding jobs for Americans: "We never stopped focusing on jobs." Even Dana Bash of CNN didn't buy his line of bull poop and stated that she felt the White House was very concerned and that Leon Panetta slept with a nightlight.But on a more serious note, I find it immensely sad that this poor guy, whose name is so easy to make fun of, had to resort to adolescent antics that have probably ruined his career. We all make mistakes. All of us. Maybe not as stupid as Anthony Weiner, but we usually don't have to pay such a heavy price. More often than not, we're able to dust ourselves off, like the song says. While Weiner will most likely never serve as an elected official, he still has a really good shot at hosting his own show on CNN. He has already asked Eliot Spitzer for help with his resume.
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