Still Dead

 How long is the Osama story going to last? My guess is that it'll be around until another big story emerges--at least that's how CNN does it. I just hope that whatever that next big story is going to be, will have nothing to do with the Religion of Peace, if you know what I mean. We don't need more martyrs blowing themselves up, or having their kids put on the suicide vest and blow themselves up for their parents' glory. Gee, do kids also get virgins when they go to Paradise? What will they do with them? But really, what are they told about Muzzie heaven since they're too young to do the dirty with a brown eyed beauty and mohammad describes heaven precisely this way--yes, heaven is a Muslim boys club where the earthly forbidden pleasures, like wild and crazy sex, wine and young boys, is handed over to those who are willing to blow their earthly bodies to smithereens.

 What if they're wrong about heaven? What if doing bad things to innocent people will not get you the key to the place? This could be a terrible disappointment to a billion and a half Muslims, particularly those who would blow themselves up.

But I digress. This Osama B take down is probably the greatest thing to happen to Obama since he bowed to King Abdullah (yes, I've mentioned it several times before, but I refuse to allow you to forget it). He believes, that the next election is a slam-dunk, to use a basketball metaphor. And you know how good he is at picking basketball games--he spent a lot of time doing just that when the storms hit our nation and people died. One thing you have to say about Hussein--he sure has white teeth, and I don't believe he needed to use Photoshop to get them that white. 

But again I digress. Remember when George W. heard the news about 911 while talking to the school kids and he waited about 7 minutes before he left and read to the kids in the meantime? Well, it turns out he had to wait those 7 minutes in order for his security guys to prepare for his departure. It seems that our current president, Barack Hussein Obama, waited over 16 hours after he was told that they were sure they had the location on Osama Bin Laden. Yes, our president had to get some shuteye, just in case he had to appear in front of some liberal news cameras. Of course, our terrorist target could have possibly gotten away within that time frame, but the news media forgot to mention that delay.

Let's just see what happens in 2012. I hope America gets what it deserves.