Tuesday, August 4, 2026
Fauci Takes Fifth 111 Times Because Answering Questions Would Force Him to Admit He's Not Actually a Deity
Friday, July 17, 2026
Taco Bell Introduces Authentic "Runs for the Border" Experience, CDC Confirms It Was Perhaps Too Authentic
ATLANTA, AP, Taco Bell customers across five states have reportedly discovered that the chain's slogan now comes with a stopwatch after federal health officials confirmed that lettuce from Mexico was the source of a widespread cyclospora outbreak.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention identified shredded iceberg lettuce served at Taco Bell locations in Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio and West Virginia as the culprit behind an outbreak that turned drive thru visits into drive by emergencies.
The CDC warned consumers not to eat the lettuce, while countless customers admitted that warning would have been much more helpful before lunch.
A Food and Drug Administration investigation traced the lettuce to a single supplier, whose identity remains secret, presumably because witness protection now extends to produce distributors.
"FDA is working with the supplier of iceberg lettuce to determine if potentially contaminated shredded iceberg lettuce remains on the market," including in other states, the CDC said. "Taco Bell has committed to stop using any lettuce from the supplier identified by FDA's traceback investigation."
Translation, somewhere in America, a warehouse full of lettuce is being interrogated under a bright lamp.
Federal investigators have been tracking the outbreak alongside public health officials as infections continue climbing. More than 30 states have reported cases this year, pushing totals beyond the previous U.S. record of roughly 4,700 infections set in 2019.
Public health experts insist the illness is usually not life threatening, a comforting message delivered to people currently memorizing every restroom location between home and work.
Earlier this week Taco Bell announced it had "voluntarily and temporarily removed limited ingredients at select restaurants as a precautionary measure. We will continue to closely monitor the situation and follow the guidance of public health authorities."
Translation again, the lettuce has been placed on administrative leave pending further investigation.
Cyclospora is a microscopic parasite that causes watery diarrhea "with frequent and sometimes explosive bowel movements," according to the CDC, making it perhaps the only government description that requires no embellishment whatsoever.
Officials say the parasite spreads through food contaminated by fecal matter, often from irrigation water. Somehow this fact still failed to convince people that ordering "extra lettuce" might not be the healthiest life choice.
Experts attribute the growing number of cases to climate change and improved detection methods, because in modern America every story must eventually arrive at climate change, even if it first makes several urgent stops at the restroom. Meanwhile, ordinary Americans have developed a simpler theory, perhaps restaurants should ensure the lettuce is not imported with complimentary parasites.
Wednesday, May 21, 2025
Andrew Cuomo under investigation over allegedly lying about COVID decisions
| "Mr. Cuomo, do you have anything that will poke me, hurt me, or stick me?" |
The Justice Department’s got former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo in its crosshairs, and it’s a wild ride.
The DOJ’s keeping its lips sealed, declining to comment to Fox News.
Now, here’s where it gets spicy. The Trump administration is in a weird spot, closing the book on Adams’ case while cracking open a fresh one on Cuomo, Adams’ big rival, just months apart. Talk about a political soap opera. Cuomo’s gunning for the Big Apple’s mayor spot in the Democratic primary, while Adams is fighting to keep his seat as an independent.
Cuomo’s camp isn’t taking this lying down. His spokesperson, Rich Azzopardi, came out swinging: “We have never been informed of any such matter, so why would someone leak it now? The answer is obvious: This is lawfare and election interference plain and simple—something President Trump and his top Department of Justice officials say they are against. Governor Cuomo testified truthfully to the best of his recollection about events from four years earlier, and he offered to address any follow-up questions from the Subcommittee — but from the beginning this was all transparently political.” Shots fired.
Last year, Republican lawmakers grilled Cuomo like a cheap steak over his handling of the COVID-19 clusterfrack. House Republicans didn’t hold back, urging the DOJ to slap him with criminal charges for allegedly lying through his teeth during the House Oversight Committee’s probe into the sky-high nursing home death toll. House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chair James Comer, (R-KY), personally handed Cuomo’s case to Trump’s DOJ for prosecution.
Eight plaintiffs in a lawsuit claimed their loved ones caught COVID in nursing homes and died because of Cuomo’s call. They’re pointing fingers at him and his crew, saying they’re civilly liable for the deaths and for fudging the nursing home death count. A March 2022 New York state comptroller report backed that up, slamming Cuomo’s Health Department for being “not transparent in its reporting of COVID-19 deaths in nursing homes” and understating deaths by as much as 50% at times. Ouch.
Cuomo’s defense? He says he was just following CDC and CMS guidance at the time. Classic pass-the-buck move from a liar.
Fast forward to last month, Comer sent a letter to Attorney General Pam Bondi, griping that the Biden crew ignored his earlier referral despite “clear facts and evidence.” He’s now begging Bondi to take a hard look and “take appropriate action.”
Comer didn’t hold back in a Monday statement, tearing into Cuomo: “Andrew Cuomo is a man with a history of corruption and deceit, now caught red-handed lying to Congress during the Select Subcommittee’s investigation into the COVID-19 nursing home tragedy in New York. This wasn’t a slip-up – it was a calculated cover-up by a man seeking to shield himself from responsibility for the devastating loss of life in New York’s nursing homes.
So, there you have it—a political cage match with Cuomo in the hot seat. Will he dodge this bullet, or is the DOJ about to land a knockout punch? Stay tuned, because this one’s gonna get messy.
Friday, May 5, 2023
CDC Director Rochelle Walensky resigns
Finally, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky is stepping down from her role as a government puppet. She will be out the door by the end of June, she announced Friday.
"The end of the COVID-19 public health emergency marks a tremendous transition for our country, for public health, and in my tenure as CDC Director," Walensky wrote in her resignation letter to President Biden. "I took on this role, at your request, with the goal of leaving behind the dark days of the pandemic and moving CDC – and public health – forward into a much better and more trusted place."
"Dr. Walensky has saved lives with her steadfast and unwavering focus on the health of every American. As Director of the CDC, she led a complex organization on the frontlines of a once-in-a-generation pandemic with honesty and integrity. She marshalled our finest scientists and public health experts to turn the tide on the urgent crisis we’ve faced," President Biden mumbled. "Dr. Walensky leaves CDC a stronger institution, better positioned to confront health threats and protect Americans. We have all benefited from her service and dedication to public health, and I wish her the best in her next chapter," the president read from a piece of paper he was handed.
Monday, November 14, 2022
COVID studies have begun regarding link to myocarditis
The Food and Drug Administration had required Pfizer and BioNTech to conduct the studies when it approved the companies’ drug for use in August 2021 and required one study to be completed by the next presidential election. Another longer five-year study is to be completed by 2026 if the Democrats have not made the country a China possession by then.
The FDA sent a similar letter to Moderna in January that called for one study to be completed by 2023 and the longer-term study by 2028.
Moderna has begun two trials, according to NBC News. Pfizer, the outlet reported, will be starting its trials soon and early results could be released early 2023.
A study by Canadian researchers in the Journal of the American College of Cardiology, found that there is an elevated risk of heart issues within a boat three weeks of the second dose of the vaccine, eh.
“Some rare, but serious, side effects have been observed after both [the Moderna and Pfizer] vaccines, mainly myocarditis,” according to a news release from the American College of Cardiology.
Researchers found that the incidence of myocarditis within 21 days of the second dose was 35.6 cases per million. In 2018, the incidence of myocarditis in the general population was around two per million, so there's that.
A study published by the Annals of Internal Medicine also noted a connection, although it said the risk is low, especially if you don't take the vaccine.
“We found that myocarditis/pericarditis 0 to 7 days after mRNA vaccination in persons aged 5 to 39 years occurred in approximately 1 in 200 000 doses after the first dose and 1 in 30 000 doses after second dose of the primary series, and 1 in 50 000 doses after the first booster,” the study said.
Both studies noted that young men were at the highest risk of developing myocarditis after receiving the vaccine, so Joe Biden is probably safe.
Sunday, July 17, 2022
NIH and CDC hemorrhaging top staff too embarrassed to work for them
It isn't the janitors and secretaries who are leaving the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) and the National Institutes of Health (NIH) in droves, it's their top health experts. They are leaving precisely because they are experts and are embarrassed by the "bad science" to which they are having to give a stamp of approval, including the COVID vaccinating of children under the age of 5 to make their advice acceptable to the current shysters in the White House.
Both agencies, along with the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) have been up to their lips in controversy throughout the pandemic for inconsistent messaging and for decision making that did not seen to line up with available science. [See also Drs. Anthony Fauci and Jill Biden.]
Schools, and the cowardly, useless, National Teachers Union became the first real battleground of the COVID-19 pandemic in America. The terrible effects shutdowns created for the nation's children and others were, and still are, horrific. It has reached a point where even teachers, lawyers, and even some Supreme Court justices cannot define the word "woman," and many have become so confused from the shutdowns that they believe men can have babies.
Monday, April 18, 2022
Federal judge blocks Biden admin mask mandate on public transportation
| Masks are also useful for catching drool |
A federal judge voided the Biden-Harris-Klain-Obama administration's mask mandate for people using public transportation such as buses, trains and planes.
The unscientific mandate from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention applies to people as young as 2 years old, for no particular reason as there is more danger for a 2-year-old from the flu than there is from Covid-19 and any of its mutations.
Judge Mizelle examined the section of the Public Health Services Act of 1944 that was the basis for the mandate. That law allows the CDC "to make and enforce such regulations" deemed "necessary to prevent the introduction, transmission, or spread of communicable diseases from foreign countries into the States[.]" To this end, the law says that CDC can utilize "inspection, fumigation disinfection sanitation, pest extermination, destruction of animals or articles found to be so infect or contaminated as to be sources of dangerous infection to human beings, and other measures[.]" The administration, the judge noted, has claimed that the mask mandate falls under "sanitation."
"The context of [the statute] indicates that ‘sanitation’ and ‘other measures’ refer to measures that clean something, not ones that keep something clean," Mizelle wrote. "Wearing a mask cleans nothing."
Tuesday, January 18, 2022
Texas ENT Doctor accused of spreading 'misinformation' and suspended, sues the hospital
Houston, Texas ear, nose and throat specialist Dr. Mary Bowden, runs a private practice and announced Monday that she is suiting Houston Methodist Hospital after they accused her of spreading "misinformation" about COVID-19, FOX 26 Houston reported.
Dr. Bowden held provisional privileges at Houston Methodist prior to she resigned in mid-November of last year after a public dispute with the hospital.
Houston Methodist Hospital posted a series of tweets in November that Bowden had been using her social media to express political opinions about the COVID-19 vaccine and treatments, the FOX 26 reports. The hospital powers that be accused her of "spreading dangerous misinformation which is not based in science" [aka Dr. Fauci].
Methodist hospital said Bowden had never admitted a patient at the hospital.
Saturday, January 1, 2022
The Love n' Lost Cruise Ship Industry and Biden's Middle Finger
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| "Oh my God! It's COVID dead ahead1" |
The COVID-19 pandemic has hit the cruise ship industry like an iceberg, especially since much of their sinking numbers are self-inflicted. The problem stems from their robotic lockstep with federal dictates and suggestions from politicians with dysfunctional cerebral cortexes, with some names that rhyme with Blow Hidin' and Phony Grouchy, for example. Politicians and fake experts that want to impose "vaccine passports" on travelers so that they can magically not pass along the coronavirus even though vaccines do not stop its spread.
The only thing vaccine passports accomplish is to add a piece of memorabilia to our future scrapbooks under: "Stupid Things We Did In Days of Covid."
CDC warns against cruising after 5,000 new coronavirus cases in past 2 weeks https://t.co/JMn0rH91mROf these 5,000 cases, 0.0 people have died.
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) December 30, 2021
Saturday, October 9, 2021
Biden restarts Afghan infiltration of Pennsylvania after measles outbreak at US bases
The Afghan refugees will be resettled across 46 states and the flights will exclusively land in Philadelphia.
On Monday, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced that it had completed its nationwide vaccination against measles, mumps, rubella, and varicella for Afghan arrivals and thus stated that flights would “resume this week.” It isn't clear whether the Biden administration will attempt to repatriate Americans and our Afghan allies left stranded in Afghanistan, but that doesn't seem to be a priority.
There continues to be no requirement for newly arrived Afghans to receive one of the three available coronavirus vaccines, in spite of U.S. citizens having their freedom taken from them if they refuse the Fauci Ouchie. Ironically, the Afghans will also be receiving better care than homeless U.S veterans.
One provision of the bill giving driver’s licenses to Afghans actually allows the new arrivals to skirt national security requirements imposed by the REAL ID Act that American citizens and all other legal immigrants must follow.
Thursday, July 29, 2021
CDC still hiding COVID data regarding mask reversal
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention [an oxymoron when it comes to COVID-19] issued new guidance that fully vaccinated people from the coronavirus should wear masks indoors in spite of the conflicting messages Pope Fauci had previously made public.
"While the CDC issued their guidance yesterday at about 3 p.m., they have not yet released their scientific reports on the data that underlies their recommendation," New York City Health and Hospitals President and CEO Mitchell Katz said at a Wednesday press conference with Comrade Mayor Bill de Blasio, one of the top worst Democratic mayors of major US cities.
| Supported the Sandinista cause |
"I think we owe it to New Yorkers to very carefully, as you say, review that information and understand its implications," Katz added. "Our focus has to be on getting people vaccinated."
Tuesday, April 13, 2021
Teacher's Union leader blasted for her anti-Semitic comments
I recall once seeing teacher's union president Randi Weingarten on television in which she was listening to a speech, possibly by Ed Koch, the Democratic New York City mayor at the time. [This was obviously prior to her position as UFT. and later the AFT president.] As she sat there, here eyes glazed over like Krispy Kreme donuts and eventually closed. She slept.
Rabbi Aryeh Spero, president of the Conference of Jewish Affairs, accused her of "denouncing her own people and inciting others against Jews in order to be the darling of the Left."
"She took legitimate criticism of her union’s refusal to go back to work as a way to demonize the Jewish community. Historically this was labeled ‘scapegoating,'" Spero said. "She understands that today power is achieved by those who scapegoat Jews."
Weingarten made the comments in an interview with the Jewish Telegraphic Agency where she responded to a question about the perception that teachers' unions are trying to keep schools closed. She pivoted to criticizing American Jews as part of the "ownership class" who "want to take that ladder of opportunity away from those who do not have it."
Weingarten defended herself against accusations of anti-Semitism by pointing to her marriage to another woman who happens to be a rabbi. [It's the old "some of my best friends are Jews" defense.]
But her defense was not sufficient for groups that fight anti-Semitism.
"Weingarten's comments represent a growing anti-Semitism within the progressive Left – which spends its days seeking out fictional ideas weaved in identity politics such as ‘ownership class,'" Romirowsky explained. "Anti-Semitism is a form of racism. Until racism in all of its varieties is no longer tolerated, it will flourish."
"We are nauseated the head of the Teachers' Union has the audacity to spread century-old antisemitic tropes of Jewish dominance and power," Liora Rez, executive director of Stop Antisemitism, said. "While Ms. Weingarten herself is collecting a hefty six-figure salary, the majority of Jewish Americans do not. Her dangerous rhetoric does nothing but provide white supremacists and other anti-Semites more verbal weaponry to use against Jews at a time when anti-Semitism is spreading like wildfire in America."
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FBI evidently confronted Eric "Boom Boom" Swalwell over the weekend and hoo boy
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