Hamasshole honcho calls for terror attacks on Day One of Ramadan

Billionaire terrorist-honcho Ismail Haniyeh, who heads Hamasshole's "political" wing, urged Iranian-led "Axis of Resistance" to hype up attacks on Israel during the supposedly holy month of Ramadan, a month in which Muslims are encouraged to engage in reflection and acts of worship and devotion. They are expected to pray more than their usual five times a day (known as Taeraweeh), and they should read and reflect on the Qur'an, give to charity and engage in acts of kindness and compassion towards others.

But killing Jews is evidently okay too, if you ask Haniyeh, who is safely living in Doha. He is calling for his terrorist crew to engage in a “broad and international movement to break the siege on Al-Aqsa mosque” in Jerusalem.

“Any flexibility in negotiations, out of concern for the blood of our people, is matched by a readiness to defend it,” Haniyeh said, referring to ongoing talks for a ceasefire deal with Israel.

The “Axis of Resistance” refers to Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, the Houthis and other Iranian-backed terrorist groups in the Middle East.

In his speech, the cowardly terror leader also called on Palestinians to storm the Al-Aqsa mosque, even though he will not be able to join them. He calls for the attack on the Temple Mount on the first day of Ramadan, which falls on March 10 this year.

The coward's speech was spouted a day after Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant warned Israelis that terrorist groups are plotting to increase their violent attacks on Israel under the guise of the holy Ramadan holiday. 

“The main goal of Hamas is to take Ramadan, with an emphasis on the Temple Mount and Jerusalem, and turn it into the second phase of their plan that began on October 7. This is the main goal of Hamas, and it is being amplified by Iran and Hezbollah,” Gallant said.

“We must not give Hamas what it failed to achieve during the beginning of the war and [let it achieve] ‘unity of the battlefields,'” he continued, in reference to the Hamasshole's attempts to spark a multi-front war.

Judea and Samaria [also referred to as the West Bank] saw a dramatic rise in terrorist attacks last year compared to 2022, with shootings reaching their highest level since the Second Intifada of 2000-05, according to IDF data. The violence has continued to escalate in the months since Hamas started a war with its murderous, bloody rampage across the northwestern Negev on Oct. 7.

In his speech on Wednesday, Haniyeh claimed that “the occupation [he's referring to Israel] and its partner, the United States,” are attempting “to achieve through political machinations what they did not achieve in combat.”

Israel’s War Cabinet on Saturday approved the travel to Hamas' partner Qatar in the coming days of a delegation to continue ceasefire-for-hostages talks, after “significant progress” was reported in Paris over the weekend. 

Good luck with that.

The parties reportedly want to close the deal in the next two weeks, ahead of the start of Ramadan.

Yeah, and good luck with that too.

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Border Patrol on Biden's visit: "Call a lid, hit beach, take nap"

In this photo, it's hard to see the strings attached to Biden's arms and the handler pulling them 

The Border Patrol union tweeted on X in a mock itinerary of the President's day in his visit to the southern border: "Board AF1, take nap. Wake up in place called Brownsville." A photo of Biden in a beach chair was included in the tweet along with,  "Read large teleprompter message, ‘It's all Trump's fault.’ Board AF1, ask who people in green uniforms were, told they ‘strap’ illegal aliens, express horror, take nap. Wake up, call a lid, hit beach, take nap."

In his barely coherent mush-mouth mumbling, Biden complained about the bipartisan immigration bill failing to pass in the Senate, and you'll never guess who he blamed for using it as a political issue [hint: he has orange hair]. Many Republicans are opposed to the bill because they believe that it doesn't go far enough in securing our southern border.

"The majority of Democrats and Republicans in both houses support this legislation," Biden read on a cheat sheet in Brownsville, "until someone came along and said don't do that that'll benefit the incumbent. That's a hell of a way to do business in America for such a serious problem."

But Biden does more business in China than he does in America so that shouldn't bother him much.

Our alleged president now faces a significant increase in scrutiny over how he allowed the border to resemble a sieve as illegal migrants came into the country literally by the millions since Biden may have been elected. 

Just this past December, there was over 300,000 border encounters, giving Biden an all-time record of constitutional misconduct. So instead of crapping his skivvies in front of the Pope, he's doing it in front of the American public as he hopes to win a second term and sees this as a serious problem. If he does get re-elected [heaven forbid] I hope his beach chair holds out after the four-year workout it underwent.

Not so coincidentally, former President Trump as also at the border in Eagle Pass, Texas on Thursday. He correctly pointed out that the border is "being overrun by the Biden migrant crime," and made reference to the young woman, Laken Riley, a Georgia nursing student [with honors] who was allegedly murdered by an illegal Venezuelan national last week.

"The parents are devastated and they’re incredible people," Trump said. "This is a Joe Biden invasion. A Biden invasion. I call him crooked Joe… the most incompetent president we've ever had."

Now to be totally accurate, it isn't a Joe Biden invasion, but his policies have created this mess. And don't believe the "malarkey" you may hear about the low migrant crime rate. First of all, it doesn't matter how low it is--some of the illegal migrants are criminals, some are terrorists and most of them are not seeking asylum--they want jobs. Secondly, it's unconstitutional not to secure our border and that's a good enough reason to impeach Biden.

Biden has tried to blame Trump for the border crisis. If little purple people eaters came down to Earth, Biden, or more likely his handlers, would find a spin on the situation where they can blame Trump for that too.

The truth is, Biden undid everything Trump put in place in his administration, and illegal crossings dropped faster than Hunter drops "parmesan cheese."

On his first day in office, before the dementia hit full-force on the following day, Biden introduced a bill that included amnesty for the illegal aliens already in the country. 

And like Democratic Rep. Tom Malinowski said in 2019 about illegal aliens when he ran and won a second term in New Jersey's 7th District, they are needed to "mow our beautiful lawns," and perform menial jobs tech-focused teenagers won't do. This is how the left sees the illegal migrants. By the way, the GOP immediately rejected Biden's bill.

Republicans in the House introduced and passed legislation of their own that would fund more Border Patrol agents, resume wall construction, restart the Remain-in-Mexico policy and severely limit the ability of migrants to claim asylum.

The Border Patrol union frequently mocks the so called president over illegal immigration.

The organization wrote in part on X on Friday, "Wasn't it Biden who encouraged people from all over the world to ‘surge the border’? Didn't Biden immediately void all the successful Trump EO's that were keeping our border under control? Didn't he publicly and viciously accuse BP agents of criminal assault, then told the world ‘those people will pay’, and the entire thing was made up BS? Has he apologized or taken responsibility for any of it, or asked forgiveness from the victims of some of the millions of illegal aliens he imported into this country?"

And before Biden went to the border, the group posted, "Attention President Biden: Keep our name out of your mouth today."

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Comedy News Network (CNN) will be chopping off top names as ratings go down the toilet

CNN staff whose names are not on the tip of tongues

Long ago in a country far, far away from where it is now, a cable tv network was considered the go-to station for news you could trust. But things have changed and most people know that the cable network in question, CNN, is no longer a trusted name in news and seems to be going the way of another once upon a time news outlet, The New York Times. 

Big changes are down the road over at CNN, as the ratings have gone down deeper than Lia Thomas diving for his pearls. The company can't even compete with Fox News or even the execrable MSNBC.

What happened, you ask. Well, when CNN went ballistic on conservatives to the extent they recently have, especially when Trump was President, the decline began.

They initially blamed CEO Chris Licht for the circling of the bowl. It's like a sports team that was once great and now sucks--they blame the coach even though he had brought them to a championship in the past. The coach didn't suddenly become suckworthy--it's the players who did. 

With Licht gone, the new guy on board is known for cutting the fat off the cash cow. That could mean the big budget personnel, like pretentious Anderson Cooper, who rakes in $20,000,000 annually, could become CNN history, like Donald Le'mon and Brian Stelter.

According to a new report, many of the network's big "stars" as mentioned, could face large pay cuts or the chopping block.

The new CEO Mark Thompson is the guy with the butcher knife and is likely to use it before it's too late to salvage the network. Other names like Chris Wallace, Jake Tapper, and Wolf "take-a-breath" Blitzer may become CNN history, according to a source who will remain anonymous, so you don't need to trust what he or she says.

“Anderson knows he’s on the chopping block because he makes a whopping $20 million a year. He’s already started looking for a new gig!” a network insider exclusively tells In Touch. “Chris Wallace takes $8 million and figures he’s a likely target, too!” Wallace, you may recall, worked for Fox News and was quite job secure in spite of his left-leanings. But he went to CNN for a new show but it failed faster than Al Sharpton yells 'racist,' and the network gave him another spot.

Insiders say other network favorites — including $15 million man Blitzer and $8 million gent Tapper – are also bracing for the boot!

The network's ratings have fallen below Hallmark and History. I suspect that with the way things are going for them, The Daily Wire's "Bentkey" series for kids is going to outpace them.

Don't believe for a minute, however, that CNN is going to shuffle over to the right anytime soon. They might, but it's doubtful. But people are getting fed up with woke "wisdom" because a) it's anti-reality; b) it's anti-capitalism, which means those who subscribe to the woke philosophy will indeed go broke.

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London play to "Make Racism Great Again" by banning White people from the audience

Yes Virginia, there are racists in our midst.

In London a play is only inviting an "all-Black identifying audience" to two upcoming performances as 

the racist playwright declared that it is only intended to open up the performance to groups that do not traditionally feel welcome in a theater setting. Where this cretin is getting his information must be from the broken synapses of his cerebral cortex because Blacks are not the persecuted, unwelcome people he pretends they are, that negative honor would go to the Jews.

"In other circles it would be illegal and racial discrimination," a senior Tory Member of Parliament told the Daily Mail. "I don't understand why this isn't." 

Because it is but our cowardly politicians are too afraid to rock the boat and have fallen slave to minorities on the left in several areas of culture: transgenderism, pronoun requirements, leftist riots that include anti-Israel/anti-Semitic protests that turn into unchained violence.

The racist playwright, Jeremy O. Harris, told BBC Sounds that he was "so excited" to open up ticket sales only to people who identify as Black on July 17 and September 17, that he had to change his underpants several times a day since making the announcement.

Jeremy O. Harris: racist par excellence

"[I]t is a necessity to radically invite them in with initiatives that say 'you're invited'. Specifically you,'" Harris said, not realizing that he is not merely a racist against White people, but evidently has negative beliefs about Black people too, thinking of them as some kind of fragile flowers that need to receive special consideration.

This isn't the first time this has occurred. According to a website about the "BLACK OUT" initiative begun by Harris after he wrote "Slave Play," it "is the purposeful creation of an environment in which an all-Black-identifying audience can experience and discuss an event in the performing arts, film, athletic, and cultural spaces – free from the White gaze."

White gaze? 

Why is it that certain groups of people, not just Blacks, are allowed to spew the bile of racism with impunity? Imagine, just imagine if the shoe was on the other foot and only White people were allowed to attend the play.

Yes, Virginia, anyone can be racist, and in this case, it's disgusting.

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U of Florida is ditching all their DEI staff

The University of Florida will be getting rid of their Marxist-based Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) employees. The school has effectively removed their collective heads from their collective nether regions and saw the light of day: hiring people based on the melanin level of their skin makes as much sense as giving a mouse a tennis racket. 

The important aspect to take into account when hiring is--wait for it--qualifications! 

Wow. What a concept.

According to a memo released on Friday, University of Florida officials confirmed that the Office of the Chief Diversity Officer has shut down permanently and all the useless DEI positions and administrative hires have been dissolved with outside vendors.

Overall, 13 DEI positions were made gone, and 15 administrative positions for faculty were halted.

Charlie Kirk, the Turning Point USA founder called the news "massive," and said that "[C]onservatives are finally fighting back. Every red state must follow suit as soon as humanly possible. This is the way.”

The $5 million that was previously allocated to DEI initiatives [e.g., teaching that White men are oppressors and Black people are the oppressed, so give them reparations] will be reallocated into a faculty recruitment fund as the DEI budget was a joke 

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Columbia U's DEI head Alade McKen hit with plagiarism allegations

"Plagiarism saves time" --Stephen Hawking

"Another one bites the dust" [a song by John Deacon formerly of Queen--I don't want to get bagged for plagiarism] in the DEI elite university community. Yes, another scholar of sorts has been accused of plagiarism.

Alade McKen the chief DEI officer of Columbia University Irving Medical Center had been accused of doing the Wikipedia research for his PhD and did not cite sources, as reported by the Washington Free Beacon.

The Free Beacon published a bombshell report regarding the anonymous claims made against McKen in his 163-page dissertation, "UBUNTU I am because we are: A case study examining the experiences of an African-centered Rites of Passage program within a community-based organization." 

The allegations claim that about 20 percent of McKen's dissertation was lifted from Wikipedia and there are more than two pages nearly verbatim facsimile of the websites'  entry on ‘Afrocentric education,’ which is not cited anywhere in the dissertation," the Free Beacon wrote.

So first they came for Claudine Gay of Harvard and now they're coming for Alade McKen of Columbia. I wonder whether they should come for Jill Biden next.

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Police arrest anti-Semitic jihadi for allegedly murdering Jewish dentist

Mo

A dentist in southern California was murdered for the crime of being Jewish while alive. The suspect in the anti-Semitic crime is a 29-year-old man whose first name is Mohammed [I will not supply his full name]. He also allegedly shot two other people who survived Mo's attempted 'hat trick.' They are listed in serious but stable condition.

Dr. Benjamin Harouni was shot and killed late Thursday afternoon at his SmilePlus Dentistry practice near San Diego. 

El Cajon PD said Mohammed fled the scene in a white U-Haul pickup truck, but he was apprehended several hours later after being spotted by a citizen who alerted the police. He was taken into custody without incident and was found to be armed with a loaded handgun and several handgun magazines. Mohammed had purchased the guns legally just two weeks prior to his jihad against Jewish people.

The coward was charged with multiple felonies, including one count of murder and two counts of attempted murder. He was booked into the San Diego County Central Jail and it's possible there will be more counts forthcoming, police say.

“The El Cajon Police Department mourns with the family and friends of the deceased victim and extends heartfelt condolences to those injured in yesterday’s senseless and evil act of violence,” Chief of Police Mike Moulton said. “I would like to extend my gratitude to our local, state, and national law enforcement partners who assisted us during this tragic [anti-Semitic] event.”

Moulton said that federal law enforcement officials were involved in the investigation, including the FBI, U.S. Marshall’s Service Fugitive Task Force, and numerous local law enforcement agencies.

On social media, there were widespread calls for law enforcement to investigate the murder as a hate crime, but it seems that lately when crimes are committed against Jews, it's considered to be retribution for Israel fighting back after being attacked.

And just when Israel is at the cusp of winning the war against their October 7 attackers, the rest of the world wants a ceasefire.

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Oct. 7 was just the beginning Iran and Hamas warn: the plotting sickens

Sinwar before he went into hiding waving goodbye before hiding in tunnels

It's no secret Muslims are taught to hate the Jews and to distrust Christians. It's in their scripture and taught in  UNRWA-financed schools and madrassas in the Middle East. So it should come as no surprise to learn that Iran-backed jihad groups plan to turn the Islamic "holy" month of Ramadan into the "second phase of October 7" and torch the Middle East, as Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant asserted on Tuesday.

"The main goal of Hamas is to take Ramadan, with an emphasis on the Temple Mount and Jerusalem, and turn it into the second phase of their plan that began on October 7. This is the main goal of Hamas, and it is being amplified by Iran and Hezbollah,” Gallant said following a situational assessment at the Israel Defense Forces' Central Command, which is responsible for Judea and Samaria.

"We cannot let them have this, and that means we need to do everything we can to bring calm to the area," Gallant continued. "We must not give Hamas what it failed to achieve during the beginning of the war and [let it achieve] 'unity of the battlefields,'" he said, referring to the Hamasshole's attempts to spark a multi-front war.

If Hamas had its way, they would rename the month "The Ramadan Bomb-a-thon." Since starting the war with the barbaric attack on Israeli civilians [mostly], the violence continued to escalate across northwestern Negev on October 7. 

A total of 41 Israeli airstrikes have been carried out in the West Bank since the start of the war, as well as more than 200 counter-terror operations in Palestinian towns. Jews fighting back after being attacked has angered not only the Muslim communities across the globe, but also leftist students attending Islamic-funded universities in Western nations.

For example, between 2014 and 2019, over $5 billion was donated to US schools by Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the UAE. We see the impact this had when observing the anti-Semitism and anti-Zionist demonstrations have been occurring in such formerly prestigious schools like Cornell ($1.2 billion), Harvard ($894 million), and MIT ($859 million), just to name a few.

Judea and Samaria  saw a dramatic rise in terrorist attacks in 2023 compared to the previous year, with shootings reaching their highest level since the Second Intifada of 2000-05, IDF data shows.

Since October 7, around 3,300 Palestinian terror suspects have been captured in arrest raids throughout the Judea and Samaria and the Jordan Valley, including more than 1,350 who were associated with Hamas, the IDF said on Tuesday.

In the Gaza Strip, IDF forces are closing in on the position of Hamas' cowardly former leader Yahya Sinwar, The Washington Post reported on Tuesday, citing current and former Israeli officials familiar with the intelligence. Sinwar is believed to be hiding in tunnels below Khan Younis, where he has surrounded himself with human shields comprised of hostages taken on Oct. 7 and Palestinians who have been taken in by Hamas altogether.

"It's not about locating him, it's about doing something" without risking the lives of the hostages, one senior Israeli official told the newspaper.

However, the operation in Gaza cannot conclude until Sinwar is captured, killed, or removed from power, officials stressed to The Washington Post.

Speaking at a World Zionist Organisation conference in Jerusalem on Tuesday, IDF Spokesperson Rear Adm. Daniel Hagari vowed to get to Sinwar "dead or alive." 

"We are fighting Hamas from the north to the south," Hagari told attendees. "We will finish in Rafah; it is an important city – there are hostages in Rafah," Hagari was quoted as saying. The city of Rafah is the last Hamas stronghold in Gaza and could be the key to ending the war.

Our very own US Rear Adm. Rachel Levine responded with "Fighting is just so silly."

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