George Stephanococcus Disease: Why the Right is Stupid

 If Obama gets re-elected, buy gold. If Ron Paul gets elected, move to a safer country. If Huntsman gets elected, learn Chinese, because what he didn't do as Ambassador to China was challenge them when they hacked into our nationwide power grids, thereby having the same capabilities as a nuclear pulse bomb would have on the nation's electrical output.

But seriously, weren't the last debates the absolute most boring debates you've seen thus far?  George Stephanococcus, the new disease that spreads liberally throughout the land, should not be taken seriously by conservatives, and the fact that the Republicans entertained ABC by agreeing to a debate where the panel obviously tries to ambush them with their questions, is ridiculous.  

Josef Pulitzer scratching

At least Diane Sawyer was too stoned to be an effective Democratic party campaigner, although she tried. At least she didn't throw out some unconfirmed statistic on Mitt's job creating numbers, and she didn't ask "what if" questions about birth control, like Georgie boy did. It is un-freaking-believable how transparent their agenda is--and they used to call it journalism.


Journalism is dead--as dead as Josef Pulitzer, as dead as the credibility of the "Gray Lady.

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Sex and Why This Debate Was the Most Important Debate Ever!

Tax payer paid fun

I was kidding. This was not the most important debate ever, but you can bet your shirt that this election is going to be the most important one ever for the country.  There's no doubt that Obama is taking us down the path to socialism and the destruction of the American way of life that Superman has led us. He is taking away, bit by bit, our freedom of speech (like what you cannot say about the religion of his father , and the limits Obama wants to put on the internet), and he is funding his pet projects and has lost the trust of the very people who can create jobs in this country.  The scary thing is, and this is only my theory, I believe that this is his grand plan--call it his grand jihad if you want.


Watching Ron Paul in the debate was illuminating. He is a danger to the health of America, and that should be obvious to anyone over 30 who thinks with the head rather than the emotions. He would legalize all drugs, and do nothing about Iran's nuclear proliferation. He has an inflexible, ideological stance that doesn't work in a modern world where flexibility is so important.  If Ron Paul was a piece of farming equipment, he'd be a manure spreader.  He has an odor about him and he's the one thing intelligent people don't want to stand behind.


Huntsman is bright, and he speaks Mandarin, or Cantonese, or one of those dialects from China, but he's an arrogant jerk and everyone knows it.  He will never win the nomination and if he did, Obama gets another four years.  This, of course, is also true if Paul, heaven forbid, wins.


I like Newt, but I believe that Mitt won the debate--he had that glowing moment when he spoke about America's greatness and Obama's lack of optimism for our people.  He sounded presidential and Newt just sounded brilliant. This isn't an SAT test--brilliant only gets some of the votes--heart wrenching gets the majority.

I know one thing--Obama must not get a second term. If he does, I fear he will try to do what his butt-buddy Michael Bloomberg did in New York, and that is to expand the time he can run.  He, like Bloomie, wants to be king of the universe, but there is only one King of the universe, and Obama speaks badly about His followers, the Christians. He bows to Muslim monarchs, and plays a lousy game of golf.

 

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Diane Sawyer got right into it--she tried to make Romney compliment Obama, then pitted Santorum against Romney--I can't wait until Stehanopolous tries to get them all to admit how wonderful Obama is with the job growth.

Romney has a blue tie, white shirt and still looks like a talk show host.  Paul still has hunched shoulders and looks like he doesn't want to be there. George S. tried to debate Newt--buit Newt kept going. Newt has a red tie, and a flag. Rick Santorum also has a red tie--coincidence, or kahoots?

Is Mitt only counting the jobs he got for Mass and not counting the ones taken away? Stephanopolous wants to know--inquiring mind like his.

Huntsman is wearing an arrogant blue tie. Or is that just my take?  He's standing next to Paul who made a racial incident ad against him and denied it--imagine if Huntsman adopted a Chinese Jewish child? Paul would have had a field day.  


Ron Paul is wearing an ill fitting suit and striped tie with a shirt that could stand some bleach--he has attacked Santorum and Rick has called him on it. 


In the middle of the fray, Perry self advertised and George joins the debate as a token Democrat.  Newt is just sitting back and watching the destruction.  Paul looks like he's about to start whining. 


Diane Sawyer asked about national security as Ron Paul lowers his head.  Huntsman self advertises but still sounds arrogant. Sawyer tries to get Huntsman to attack others on the stage. She may be a slut, but I'm not sure yet.


Mitt attacks Obama--good move--this upsets the liberal panel.  The question is about defense--Perry speaks about how Obama has put us in jeapardy with Iran. Then they attack Newt and quote Paul. 


The one thing that stands out from this panel is that they want a fight between the candidates. At least they got Paul on his newsletter, but he claims that he's the only one on the panel that understands racism. I think it's because he's an up close and personal racist--look at his stance on Israel and his newsletter. He talks like a man with a paper pooper








 

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Friday Flushings

Obama-Corzine does Sinatra

Obama's administration is saying that they are not in the "full campaign mode." Does that mean that when they are, he will do less than nothing as President and only campaign, and have Joe-It-Takes-A-Village-Idiot-Biden, to run (I actually typoed 'ruin') the country? What has Obama been doing but campaigning? Oh wait, I forgot--and golfing, dividing, and blaming.

Iranian Flasher

But the USA is finally making an impression on Iran--they are restricting the internet and internet cafes, kind of like Obama would like to restrict American freedom of the internet. With the way things are going, we will have no freedom to disagree with anything liberals don't want to hear., particularly Islamic terrorism and other things that hurt us.

  The USA may have made an impression on Iran and ruined their propaganda machine, when an American Navy rescue team saved Iranian fishermen from pirates today. Of course, with Obama cutting our defense budget, this task will be more difficult when there will be fewer ships to do the job. Obama has forgotten the history of wars, and is doing what he does best--campaigning.  Those pundits who agree with Obama's cuts, should put helmets on and grab a rifle.

At least 25 Syrians killed by a suicide bomber--"no one has claimed responsibility for the attack" says the media--maybe because it was a suicide bomber.  The last such attack killed 44 people. The Syrians are saying that if the world doesn't intervene, they'll need God to do it--like He did for Egypt, Indonesia, Yemen, and Saudi Arabia's women.


And speaking of jobs, (I know, I wasn't speaking of jobs, but hey, I needed a transition), the numbers were released today that there have been fewer job claims this week. It was conveniently left out, by the administration, that this is due to the increase in the number of people who have stopped looking. But let's not be complaining about everything--we need to tough it out until next November.


Like him or not, Rick Santorum doesn't back down from his beliefs. That's refreshing, but, is he the right person to dethrone the King of America.  He has sponsored Welfare and Social Security reform, but has also supported tons of entitlements. So will he put us in further debt, or pull us out of the muck and mire of what Obama has worsened?

Ron Paul is a tired, slouch-shouldered, anti-Semitic old fart, whose isolationist policies, and naive belief that Islam is a religion of peace, and Iran is just a bunch of misunderstood folk who just want to use radioactive material to heat their homes and warm their swimming pools, is dangerous. Clearly, he is not a Republican, and to my way of thinking, isn't much of an American. A vote for him is like a vote for Obama after knowing what he's done to the country in his time as King.


Final thought--Bill Maher is a washed up moron, who is grasping at anything he can to be tweet/newsworthy, by bad-mouthing Tebow, but I'm beginning to have faith that the American people are seeing through his balderdash (this is a family blog).

Anyway, we'll be seeing yet one more debate, if you're not a football fan.

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Jihad Joe: a novel

 The most difficult thing to do in the world, is to write a novel. It is also the easiest thing to do, because you cannot not write it--you are forced by your own nature to write. That`s also the way it is with blogging, but blogging is easier in a way, and harder in another. Easier in the sense that I can shoot from the hip, like I`m doing right now, but harder because you need to be prolific and interesting.


I've just completed my second novel, Jihad Joe, which is now out in e-format and hopefully will be available in a few days on Kindle, Kobo, Nook, Cranny (made that one up), Soni Smartphone (I believe it`s called), and a bunch of other e-reader devices, as well as your own PC, (which is available right now).  In fact, I believe that before too long, there will be fewer paper books and the market will be dominated by electronic media.  Just as long as the media doesn`t remain dominated by left wing troglodytes like you find on MSNBC.


Briefly, the novel is about a guy named Zed Nill, (musta been drinking when I came up with that name), who works for The Free World Press, an honest paper that prints the truth. Zed finds himself in the middle of a terrorist attack and is taken prisoner and secreted to a safe house in upstate New York. He is guarded by Yusuf, an Indian Muslim who is new to jihad, and it becomes Yusuf`s job to kill Zed if the President of the United States refuses to release three Gitmo prisoners by the next day.  Protocol dictates that the government does not negotiate with terrorists, so Zed is to lose his head the next day.  Yusuf is alone in guarding him, and Zed must convince him that Islam is not the religion Yusuf believes it is, and that his life should be spared. Can Zed convince Yusuf, a man who has been taught since childhood that Islam is the only true religion, that he was duped?  And if he can convince him, can he get away before the two other terrorists return to finish the job?  

The clock is ticking.


Jihad Joe  is entertaining as well as informative about the "religion of peace."  If you know nothing about Islam, it will open your eyes and give you powerful insights. 

If you know about Islam and jihad, I believe you will learn things that you might not have known about the doctrine and what the civilized world is facing today.  For the Amazon version click here 

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Ahmadinejad Endorses Ron Paul and Barack Hussein Obama

You're short. Your eyes almost meet in the middle, giving you an unmistakeable rodent appearance. You were brought up in a strict religious family--one that hates Jews, Christians, Hindus, Jains, atheists, women, gays--everyone who isn't brought up in the same religion, let's say. You were bullied as a kid and your samosas were taken at lunchtime by bigger boys and some girls. You learned about soap at the age of 23 but knew it was a plot to get you to change your habits. You worship a guy who loves little girls and marries them before they give up dolls. Your name is long--it took you until 7th grade before you could write it out without making a spelling error. Yes--you are Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and you are the freaking president of Iran.

Your biggest claim to fame is not merely that you preside over one of the Shiitiest countries in the world, but that a United States President, Barack Hussein Obama, is afraid of you. And this is why you, the Nazi Party, the American Communist party, and Barney Frank endorse him.

You may not be the strongest, best-looking, toughest, smartest, sweetest-smelling guy around, but you know how to call 'em when it comes to choosing your competition. Too bad come November, you cannot pull the lever for Obama--wait--if he has his way, maybe you can.  You're Iranian, which makes you a minority, which means you can vote for him and let him continue to make changes that he promised--change you can count on, like taxes and death, more taxes, and death, and taxes.

If you are interested in terrorism and suspense, I have provided 2 links (below) for a hard copy (soft cover) edition and an eBook edition of my latest novel, Jihad Joe.  It's a story about Zed Nill, a New York based reporter, taken hostage by Islamic terrorists.  He must escape, or be beheaded the following day . . . the clock is ticking.

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Hope You Can Hope for Hype

Hope and change. Change you can believe in. More like "Rope-a-Dope-Hope." You may have voted for Obama in '08 but you're smart enough to know better this year, right? You know he's going to make convincing speeches--that's what he does best--talk about what he's going to do, or lie about what he has done. But this time he's going to tell you how terrible Congress is; how he cannot work with them and it's their fault the economy has taken a dumpster dive. Maybe if he can get his timing right so as not to not interfere with his golf game, he can throw the country into a crisis with Iran or some other Religion of Peace nation and get reelected like is wont of presidents who are not well-received by discriminating voters--i.e., voters who vote with their heads, not with their heart of their loins.

The audacity of him to claim that he is the fourth best President to ever preside over the United States could only have been made more laughable if he honked a bicycle horn, wore big red clown shoes, and wore a fake red ball-nose when he said it.  Maybe he could have gotten laughs by quoting John Maynard Keynes and interpolated Keynes' theories of economics into his lunatic fiscal policies that have increased our debt beyond comprehension.  He might have even shown his speech in 2009 where he rebuked Bush for his "unpatriotic" increase of our debt while Obama has increased the debt higher than all previous US Presidents combined. Or how about when he said that if he couldn't balance the budget by his third year, he wouldn't be elected President for a second term. Now he says it will take at least a second term, and possibly beyond that, to balance the budget. 

Wouldn't it be nice if, in the 3 plus years this poser has been President, that he even submit a budget? Certainly a budget that isn't turned down by everyone who voted on it.


Well, that's the rant of the day. I can relax now and wish you all a very Happy New Year.

If you are interested in terrorism and suspense, I have provided 2 links (below) for a hard copy (soft cover) edition and an eBook edition of my latest novel, Jihad Joe.  It's a story about Zed Nill, a New York based reporter, taken hostage by Islamic terrorists.  He must escape, or be beheaded the following day . . . the clock is ticking.

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Privacy Piracy

You can't swing a cat without hitting someone on a cell phone, either on a call, texting, or listening to Lady Gaga singing something semi-annoying. It's surreal to see three or four people walking along, apparently having a schizophrenic episode, where each is talking to an invisible person, speaking out loud about such things like: who's dating whom, who's sleeping with whom, who's coming to the party at Tommy's tonight, what you think about Mary and Billy now that Mary is pregnant with Stevies child and Billy has just come out of the closet and his mother doesn't know it yet, and so on and so on. Then you realize these people who you thought were crazy, are all on cell phones using Blue Tooth techology and you have the epiphany that privacy has been pirated by our modern toys and past times.

Making a call was simple back then

Cell phones have come a long way since the days when they looked like military radios used to call in air strikes against the Luftwaffe. Not only are they sleek, thin, and light, they can play music, go online, text, take photos, do the math, store thousands of phone numbers and personal information, and even record messages. One thing that cell phones could do, that the cell phone companies didn't advertise so much, is their ability to physically track your whereabouts through an internal GPS (Global Positioning System) that is now accurate within three feet of your location.


But this is only one aspect of how our privacy has been pirated by others.

Facebook and other social media sites know more about you, in many ways, than your own family. But Facebook isn't Faceless, it's a site where people can read all about you, and other companies can learn about your preferences and shopping habits. This is also true with internet providers who can track your web address travels and share it with their advertisers. Flickr, the photography site owned by Yahoo, displays your personal photos, and if you don't secure your privacy on this site, it can be pirated by anyone coming across your location.


We complain about our lack of privacy, but it is we who give it away freely. We're the one putting out our information, and then we're surprised when someone steals it and uses it to steal even more from you.  

Post-truck accident with dismembered hand

There are, of course, situations where your information is literally stolen from you using electronic piracy. I'm referring to those devices that can read your credit card information and the thief can use your account to buy anything from toilet water to islands in the Caribbean. That's why I bought an "As Seen on TV" aluminum wallet for a mere $9.99. It's so strong a truck can run it over and it still keeps on walleting. If it happens to be in your pocket when the truck runs over it, well, who cares, eh? But those electronic credit card readers cannot zap your wallet's contents and read your card--until you take it out of your wallet to actually use your card to pay for something, which, to my way of thinking, may be a flaw in the idea. Besides, those aluminum "As Seen on TV" wallets can't hold very much--maybe one credit card, a library card, health card, and a paper dollar.


I'm no security expert, but I understand the importance of our personal privacy--some things just aren't anyone's business. 

If you are interested in terrorism and suspense, I have provided 2 links (below) for a hard copy (soft cover) edition and an eBook edition of my latest novel, Jihad Joe.  It's a story about Zed Nill, a New York based reporter, taken hostage by Islamic terrorists.  He must escape, or be beheaded the following day . . . the clock is ticking.

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