Beware the unclothed farter in the time of COVID-19

People may ask "Can the Chinese Communist Wuhan Coronavirus waft along the air upon a cloud of flatulence?"

It's a question plaguing the minds of many and what's left of the mind of Joe Biden.

Simply put: can farting spread the coronavirus?

According to a report in the New York Post, several doctors have tried to tackle that question both on social media and in a podcast, discussing whether or not farting has the possibility of spreading COVID-19. No pun intended, but two doctors "Down Under" were weighing in on how the virus can spread.

On Twitter, Dr. Andy Tagg, an emergency physician at Western Health in California, posted a thread diving into whether farts can carry the virus, and found that while there wasn’t much research on the subject, the only study found that farting while pantless could potentially be risky, especially on elevators, which would beg the question as to why would someone go without pants on an elevator?

The New York Post reported that on a podcast between two doctors, one of them, Dr. Norman Swan, suggested that farting without pants would not be advised and that it would be safer if people “don’t fart close to other people" [especially in a biker bar].

Dr. Aaron E. Glatt, an epidemiologist at Mount Sinai South Nassau, told the New York Post in an email that there have been studies to suggest that a high number of coronavirus patients show gastrointestinal symptoms while infected, and you know what that means.

Glatt told the New York Post that “there are no published data on whether flatulence alone presents any risk of transmission, although in a clothed person, it would be unlikely to be a significant route of transmission.” 

This is likely due to the notion that if one is wearing underwear, it serves as a butt mask.



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Whitmer backpedals after COVID-19 contract awarded to consultant wishing the virus on Trump

"I'll get you, my pretty . . . "

The administration of Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer admitted they screwed up by not vetting potential candidates for coronavirus contact tracing and the contract was awarded to Great Lakes Community Engagement, operated by Michael Kolehouse.

Kolehouse is the Trump-hater who had previously went on Twitter saying that President Trump should "get Coronavirus ASAP" and also that someone should "do the country a favor and cough on that man."

Oops.

The Washington Free Beacon reported Tuesday that the state of Michigan gave another coronavirus contact tracing contract to Every Action VAN, a division of the Democratic data operation NGP VAN.

“Nearly every major Democratic campaign in America is powered by NGP VAN's software, including the Obama campaign’s voter contact, volunteer, fundraising and compliance operations in all 50 states," NGP VAN brags on its website.

NGP VAN has previously exposed secretive and proprietary information due to technical glitches, The Washington Post reported. 

One has to wonder if Whitmer's administration is combining confidential health information to a political information gathering operation as well as the possibility that Whitmer herself, had  bypassed Michigan's normal process for awarding important contracts by calling for competitive bids.

"This is who Gov. Whitmer is giving state contracts to?" GOP chairwoman Ronna McDaniel rhetorically asked.

“I want to know how Gov. Whitmer’s administration decided to hire this company without a competitive bid process, or letting the Legislature — charged with ensuring accountability within state government — know about it,” GOP state Rep. Shane Hernandez wrote in a letter to Whitmer that was reported by The Detroit News. “I want to know what safeguards the governor has in place to ensure the information gathered during this COVID-19 response doesn’t wind up in the hands of any campaigns."

Whitmer's office admitted that both the Kolehouse operation and the NGP VAN should have gotten the funds but the saw nothing, they know nothing, and have no clue as to how the mistake occurred in the first place. Gee, it seems as if Whitmer thought the public would never find out about it.

"This contract should have been approved by the State Emergency Operations Center," a Whitmer spokesperson admitted by email. "This issue is being corrected, and a different vendor and software platform will be selected by the SEOC. The state is committed to ensuring this important tracing work can begin quickly to help save lives, while also ensuring that public health data is safe and secure." Yadda, yadda, yadda.

The Whitmer administration is an up-close and personal friend of both Kolehouse and NGP VAN and knew exactly who they are and how they tic long before they secured the contracts. 

Kolehouse openly advocates on behalf of far-left candidates. On April 1st he posted on social media praising Whitmer and called President Trump a "maniac."

"We stand with that women [sic] and her name is Governor Whitmer!" Kolehouse wrote on March 30.

Kolehouse has since maniacally locked down his Facebook account.

Contact tracing allows health officials to proactively address the spread of a virus by assessing exposure among individuals, and involves major potential privacy risks. Wes Nakagiri, a local county commissioner, told the Free Beacon that the Whitmer contract was unprecedented.

"I’ve been involved with grassroots activists for a little over a decade," Nakagiri told the outlet. "I’ve never seen anything like this on the conservative side of the ledger, where you’ve got this entity working with governmental bodies, dumping huge networks of information into one database. They’re asking for contact information, they’re asking for who else lives in the house—it’s troubling that this information is being stored in a Democrat-aligned database."

The petty tyrant Governor has been running her state like a jackbooted prison guard, for example, banning people using motor boats but allowing rowboats to be used, prohibiting people from visiting family or friends in groups of any size, in public or private, and placing restrictions on businesses as to which ones can operate and which are not permitted to operate. She even banned travel to second homes and vacation properties.

Two business owners filed a lawsuit against Whitmer after she imposed the strictest stay-at-home orders in the entire country. She is facing at least two federal lawsuits over her April 9th executive order about combating the coronavirus.

In the complaints filed last week, several Michiganders said the governor’s recent tightening of restrictions infringed on their constitutional rights.

And nearly brain-dead Joe Biden is considering her as his running-mate. 

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Netflix's worst political series: Designated Survivor

I am not a movie critic but I know leftist garbage when I see it and the Netflix series "Designated Survivor" is a garbage dump of woke.

Starring the whispering Kiefer Sutherland as the designated survivor, and his vivacious far-fetched liberal immigration lawyer wife, starring Natascha McElhone, the series gets off to an equally far-fetched start in which Congress along with the President and VP are killed in a [spoiler alert] white nationalist terrorist attack, a huge "surprise" we discover later.

President Kirkman is depicted as an American version of Mohandas Gandhi [aka Mahatma Gandhi] but more perfect and feely-teary and astute. He adores his wife who adores him, adores his kids, who adore him, and loves the country, who have bipartisan love for him too.

Because it's Netflix, I kept waiting for the gay/lesbian/transgender encounter, but it took three seasons before it was learned that the President's sister-in-law, Sasha, is a transgender woman, aka a dude in a dress. I stopped watching the show before season 3 as Sutherland's crappy acting and whispering almost caused a quarantine fight between my more patient, forgiving wife and me when I kept commenting on the whispering ["What? What did he say?"] which eventually got to her more than Sutherland's acting inability. I researched Season 3 to have a more comprehensive take on the entirety of the series.

Of course, my take on Kiefer Sutherland is my own opinion but I can say with certainty that he was the same person in "24" as he is in this diaper load of political mistreatment of reality.

Season 3 also had a gay scene that was the "poster woke of woke" in which Dontae Evans, a social media strategist on Kirkman's campaign staff, got into a gay sex scene between Evans and another gay HIV positive black Secret Service agent. According to my research, viewers unaware that Netflix is honor-bound to show at a minimum two LGBTQ+ sex scenes as directed by Barac Obama.

Let me be clear: there is nothing wrong with being gay [although I view transgender people as mentally ill] but media makes it appear as if every third person you encounter is either gay or a transgender/gender dysphoric person.

Netflix calls "Designated Survivor" 'thoughtful and compassionate.' I call it liberal propaganda perpetrated by a hard-leaning leftist media. In fact, in the third season, it was said that it was extremely rare to see a "thoughtful, compassionate conservative."

And of course, the GOP presidential candidate, Cornelius Moss, is portrayed as a sleazy politico who admits to holding increasingly extreme views to fit what voters allegedly want.

When Kirkman whispers to him why he wasn't as "compassionate" as he used to be, Moss says that given his right-leaning base, that it's impossible.

The only saving grace with the pile of dog poop is that it can be a learning tool for insight into the leftist mind. This is how they really see conservatives and can't differentiate between us and the extreme right who conservatives abhor just even more than they do.

None of this series is surprising if you have an understanding how Netflix operates. Like most of the mainstream media, it can easily be mistaken for the DNC.


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Kim Jong-un in "grave danger" following surgery--may be brain-dead for real this time

North Korea's evil but cutely chubby dictator Kim Jong-un is reported to be in "grave danger" following surgery, the Communist News Network (CNN)
reported Monday. As is typical of CNN, they cited an anonymous U.S. source with direct knowledge of the situation. However, one can understand why you'd want to be anonymous when it comes to Kim--the guy killed his uncle with a freaking anti-aircraft canon.

There have been rumors of the obese dictator’s declining health in recent days, after he reportedly missed the country’s most important political holiday last week — the birthday celebration of Kim Il-sung, his beloved evil grandfather and founder of the communist tyranny.

NBC’s Kathy Tur sparked further speculation after deleting a tweet citing two U.S. officials who purportedly claimed that the authoritarian is “brain dead.”

“North Korean leader Kim Jung-un is brain dead, according to two US officials. He recently had cardiac surgery and slipped into a coma, according to one US current and one former US official,” she wrote in the now-deleted tweet.

She later added that she deleted the tweet “out of an abundance of caution.”

South Korea is reportedly investigating the reports of the fat tyrant’s condition, but officials from South Korea’s Unification Ministry and National Intelligence Service have not been able to confirm the report, according to the Associated Press.

Bloomberg News’s Jennifer Jacobs also reported late Monday evening stating that the Trump administration “received information that Kim Jong Un had heart surgery last week and if he’s alive, his health is poor.”

It is not known as to whether Kim is a bat-eater or a muncher of monkeys, but you never know in the hermit kingdom about what's going on or what's being eaten, if anything.

“It’s unclear to US officials if he’s dead or alive,” Jacobs continued.

“Trump administration officials are looking into who would be in the line of succession if Kim Jong Un dies or is already dead, I’m told,” she added.

Bruce Klinger, a senior research fellow at the Heritage Foundation and a former CIA deputy division chief for North Korea said, “There have been a number of recent rumors about Kim’s health (smoking, heart, and brain). If Kim is hospitalized, it would explain why he wasn’t present on the important April 15th celebrations.”

“But, over the years, there have been a number of false health rumors about Kim Jong-un or his father. We’ll have to wait and see,” he added.

If he is indeed deader than those sea scrolls, the next step North Korea will take will be very interesting and very important.

Meanwhile, this story is developing.

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Iran, the bully in the pool making empty threats to U.S.

Iran claims that it will give a decisive response to any mistake made by the United States in the Gulf

Iran's Revolutionary Guard navy said in a statement that it will give a decisive response to any "mistake" by the US in the Gulf. Translation: if they decide to attack us as they once did in the past, we will virtually annihilate their puny navy, as we once did in the past.

The braggadocio was written on the Guards' news website Sepah News.

The U.S. reported last Wednesday that eleven little vessels from the Revolutionary Guards navy came suicidally close to US Navy and Coast Guard warships in the Gulf. The moves were called "dangerous and provocative," and it took all our guys had not to blow their asses out of the water and send them packing to Jannah.

"We advise the Americans to follow international regulations and maritime protocols in the Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Oman and to refrain from any adventurism and false and fake stories," Sunday's statement from the Guards navy said.

"They should be assured that the Revolutionary Guards navy and the powerful armed forces of the Islamic Republic of Iran sees the dangerous actions of foreigners in the region as a threat to national security and its red line and any error in calculation on their part will receive a decisive response."

The US Navy responded something like: "If they're feeling froggy, let's see them jump."

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Pres. Trump suspends all immigratin to U.S. amid COVID-19

President Donald Trump said on Monday night that he plans to temporarily stop all immigration to the U.S. while the nation deals with the Chinese Communist Wuhan Wet Market Lab Created Coronavirus [aka COVID-19].

The announcement by the President was made . . . you guessed it--on Twitter in a tweet with Trumpian capitalization:

“In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States!”

The country is now awaiting the response from Speaker of the House Nancy "Hands-A-Flying" Pelosi (D-CA). Will she tell citizens that Trump is an overreacting germaphobe and that it's okay to mingle in San Francisco's Chinatown or go out to one of the thousands of homeless people in her district and give them a hug and buy 'em a jug?

More than 42,000 people have died for the virus in the United States, making it the current epicenter of the global pandemic, with Communist Mayor Comrade Bill de Blasio's New York City the epicenter of the epicenter.

CNN's Brian Stelter cried copious tears over the President's announcement and hugged his chihuahua, Senor Pedro Piddle.

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Islamists shoot and kill 6 at US-run Bagram Airfield

Kabul, Afghanistan -- The peace talks are not very peaceful in their outcomes, it seems as six Afghan workers were killed outside Bagram Airfield on Thursday. [H/T Geller Report]

The attack came as the workers were about 500 yards from the base and were driving home in a motorized rickshaw. At around 2200, an unidentified terrorist began shooting, according to Wahida Shahkar, a spokeswoman for the governor of Parwan province.

“These people were ordinary workers at Bagram, like cleaners and others,” Shahkar said. She added that three others were injured in the attack.

The Taliban, who probably did it, denied responsibility for the shooting in a statement Friday. Afghan workers on foreign bases and embassies are considered fair game for the Taliban. No other group immediately claimed responsibility.

The terrorism comes as the U.S. works toward a full withdrawal of foreign forces by mid-2021, but only if the Taliban doesn't screw up the February 29th agreement which obligates them to keep terrorists from operating in Afghanistan. 

The attacks have come as the U.S. works toward a full withdrawal of foreign forces by mid-2021, if the Taliban abides by conditions outlined in a Feb. 29 agreement. The Taliban must help keep terrorists from operating in Afghanistan and hold talks with the Kabul government, among other terms of the agreement made public.

Meanwhile, Taliban attacks on Afghan forces, disagreements over prisoner exchanges and political infighting have eluded the peace process.

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Comrade de Blasio: 'If they get too close, turn 'em in--we'll do the rest'

Storm Trooper und New York City Mayor, Herr Bill de Blasio, ordered his city troops to do what they can to fight for the cause. If they catch a traitor come within 5.95 feet of another citizen, they are to take their smartphone and photograph the miscreant "und text der photo to der authorities, und ve vill know vat to do from dere. Can I get a 'heil de Blasio!'"

These orders come in light of his fellow Communists in China regarding the Chinese Communist Wuhan Coronavirus and the need for social distancing.

“Now it is easier than ever to vat I call doink der right ting," he said on his Twitter account. “Vhen you see a crowd, und vhen you see a line dat’s not distanced, vhen you see a zupermarket dat’s too crowded -- anytink -- you can report it right avay zo ve can get help dere to fix the problem, if you know vat I mean.” 

He then adjusted his monocle and shot a reporter who was asking too many questions at a propaganda presser.

New York City is the nation’s largest COVID-19 hotspot, with more than 131,000 confirmed cases and more than 13,000 deaths as of Saturday afternoon, topping the entire state of New Jersey, which ranks second with over 81,000.

The city’s social distancing orders mandate standing at least 6 feet apart from other people under penalty of who-knows-what. In March, Comrade de Blasio announced that violators could be fined up to $500, and now it is unclear what will happen to those poor individuals who stray too close to their loved ones.

Of course, these rules do not apply to Comrade de Blasio because he is in the public eye and therefore must go to his gym to stay in shape to lead his troopers. He can be a kind leader and praise the masses for following orders. But don't cross him if you know what's good for you.

  

Lifting his right arm, with open hand to the ground in salute, he said: “Dank you everyone who’s done it the right vay, aber ve shtill know dere’s zum people who need to get der message,” he shouted in the video. “Und dat means, zometimes, making sure the enforcement is there to educate people, if you know vat I mean.”

To turn your friends, neighbors or parents into the authorities, simply “Text der photo to 311-692 und action will ensue,” Comrade de Blasio said.

Those who turn in three or more American citizens will be admitted into the Party, no questions asked.

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