Kim Jong-un in "grave danger" following surgery--may be brain-dead for real this time

North Korea's evil but cutely chubby dictator Kim Jong-un is reported to be in "grave danger" following surgery, the Communist News Network (CNN)
reported Monday. As is typical of CNN, they cited an anonymous U.S. source with direct knowledge of the situation. However, one can understand why you'd want to be anonymous when it comes to Kim--the guy killed his uncle with a freaking anti-aircraft canon.

There have been rumors of the obese dictator’s declining health in recent days, after he reportedly missed the country’s most important political holiday last week — the birthday celebration of Kim Il-sung, his beloved evil grandfather and founder of the communist tyranny.

NBC’s Kathy Tur sparked further speculation after deleting a tweet citing two U.S. officials who purportedly claimed that the authoritarian is “brain dead.”

“North Korean leader Kim Jung-un is brain dead, according to two US officials. He recently had cardiac surgery and slipped into a coma, according to one US current and one former US official,” she wrote in the now-deleted tweet.

She later added that she deleted the tweet “out of an abundance of caution.”

South Korea is reportedly investigating the reports of the fat tyrant’s condition, but officials from South Korea’s Unification Ministry and National Intelligence Service have not been able to confirm the report, according to the Associated Press.

Bloomberg News’s Jennifer Jacobs also reported late Monday evening stating that the Trump administration “received information that Kim Jong Un had heart surgery last week and if he’s alive, his health is poor.”

It is not known as to whether Kim is a bat-eater or a muncher of monkeys, but you never know in the hermit kingdom about what's going on or what's being eaten, if anything.

“It’s unclear to US officials if he’s dead or alive,” Jacobs continued.

“Trump administration officials are looking into who would be in the line of succession if Kim Jong Un dies or is already dead, I’m told,” she added.

Bruce Klinger, a senior research fellow at the Heritage Foundation and a former CIA deputy division chief for North Korea said, “There have been a number of recent rumors about Kim’s health (smoking, heart, and brain). If Kim is hospitalized, it would explain why he wasn’t present on the important April 15th celebrations.”

“But, over the years, there have been a number of false health rumors about Kim Jong-un or his father. We’ll have to wait and see,” he added.

If he is indeed deader than those sea scrolls, the next step North Korea will take will be very interesting and very important.

Meanwhile, this story is developing.

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