Iran, the bully in the pool making empty threats to U.S.

Iran claims that it will give a decisive response to any mistake made by the United States in the Gulf

Iran's Revolutionary Guard navy said in a statement that it will give a decisive response to any "mistake" by the US in the Gulf. Translation: if they decide to attack us as they once did in the past, we will virtually annihilate their puny navy, as we once did in the past.

The braggadocio was written on the Guards' news website Sepah News.

The U.S. reported last Wednesday that eleven little vessels from the Revolutionary Guards navy came suicidally close to US Navy and Coast Guard warships in the Gulf. The moves were called "dangerous and provocative," and it took all our guys had not to blow their asses out of the water and send them packing to Jannah.

"We advise the Americans to follow international regulations and maritime protocols in the Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Oman and to refrain from any adventurism and false and fake stories," Sunday's statement from the Guards navy said.

"They should be assured that the Revolutionary Guards navy and the powerful armed forces of the Islamic Republic of Iran sees the dangerous actions of foreigners in the region as a threat to national security and its red line and any error in calculation on their part will receive a decisive response."

The US Navy responded something like: "If they're feeling froggy, let's see them jump."

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