Pres. Trump suspends all immigratin to U.S. amid COVID-19

President Donald Trump said on Monday night that he plans to temporarily stop all immigration to the U.S. while the nation deals with the Chinese Communist Wuhan Wet Market Lab Created Coronavirus [aka COVID-19].

The announcement by the President was made . . . you guessed it--on Twitter in a tweet with Trumpian capitalization:

“In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States!”

The country is now awaiting the response from Speaker of the House Nancy "Hands-A-Flying" Pelosi (D-CA). Will she tell citizens that Trump is an overreacting germaphobe and that it's okay to mingle in San Francisco's Chinatown or go out to one of the thousands of homeless people in her district and give them a hug and buy 'em a jug?

More than 42,000 people have died for the virus in the United States, making it the current epicenter of the global pandemic, with Communist Mayor Comrade Bill de Blasio's New York City the epicenter of the epicenter.

CNN's Brian Stelter cried copious tears over the President's announcement and hugged his chihuahua, Senor Pedro Piddle.

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