FBI arrests college student who allegedly set 2 Tesla Cyvertrucks on fire

He's a dude

Picture the scene: a 19-year-old college kid, Owen McIntire, allegedly goes full anarchist, chucking two homemade Molotov cocktails at a pair of Cybertrucks parked at a Tesla Center in Kansas City. 

This is no prank—those trucks, worth over a hundred grand each, went up in flames. 

The Justice Department dropped the hammer Friday, nailing McIntire with charges of unlawful possession of an unregistered destructive device and maliciously torching property tied to interstate commerce. The young man's facing serious time.

The feds didn’t mess around. Using surveillance footage and cell phone data, the FBI zeroed in on the alleged miscreant, a Boston college student at UMass, who was apparently back home in KC on spring break when he decided to play fire-starter. 

They’ve got video from nearby houses showing some dude in “dark flowy clothing and a large, white-colored hat” skulking around the crime scene—yep, they’re saying that’s our boy Owen. The FBI matched the car, the footage, and witness accounts to pin him down. Case is as tight as Kamala Harris and a box wine. 

Attorney General Pamela Bondi came out swinging: “Let me be extremely clear to anyone who still wants to firebomb a Tesla property: you will not evade us. You will be arrested. You will be prosecuted. You will spend decades behind bars. It is not worth it.” 

No mincing words there—she’s ready to bury anyone dumb enough to try this, and yes, Owen apparently was that idiot.

Rewind to March 17: a cop spots smoke near the KC Tesla Showroom, sees a Cybertruck burning. He douses the fire outside, but the truck’s toast, and the flames spread to another vehicle. Total loss: two high-dollar rigs. Surveillance paints a clear picture, and the feds weren’t playing catch-up for long.

This isn't an isolated tantrum. 

Tesla’s been catching heat nationwide—vandalism, arson, you name it—ever since Elon Musk started flexing with the Department of Government Efficiency. The Justice Department’s calling these attacks straight-up domestic terrorism. 

FBI Director Kash Patel doubled down: “This is the second arrest this week of a suspect charged with targeting Tesla, more proof that the FBI will not stand for these destructive acts. These actions are dangerous, they are illegal, and we are going to arrest those responsible.” 

Kash is not bluffing.

Just Monday, the DOJ nabbed 40-year-old Jamison Wagner for allegedly firebombing the Republican Party’s headquarters and a Tesla showroom in New Mexico. That attack gutted the GOP’s Albuquerque base and torched two more Teslas. 

Wagner’s staring down a possible 40-year bid if convicted.

McIntire? He’s up to his eyeballs in dung. The feds are playing hardball, and the message is loud: mess with Tesla, you’re not just poking a company—you’re begging for a cell. 

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New Mexico Tesla arsonist charged

Here we go folks, we’re diving into another stinking steaming pile of hypocrisy that’d make even the most seasoned cynic blush. Another week, another politically charged nutcase lighting fires, both literal and figurative, while the self-appointed guardians of “democracy” and “tolerance” clutch their pearls and pretend it’s just Tuesday.

Meet Jamison Wagner, a 40-year-old Albuquerque genius who thought the best way to stick it to the man was to channel his inner anarchist and firebomb a Tesla dealership and the local Republican Party headquarters. Yeah, you heard that right—this guy’s out here playing Molotov cocktail roulette with actual businesses and political offices, spray-painting swastikas and “Die Elon” like he’s auditioning for a low-budget dystopian flick. 

Now, let’s play a quick game of imagination. Picture this guy waltzing into a Planned Parenthood or a Democrat campaign office with a lighter and a bad attitude. The headlines would be screaming “domestic terrorism” before the smoke cleared. CNN would have a 24/7 chyron about the “right-wing extremist threat.” AOC would be live-tweeting her trauma while making empanadas in her kitchen as she dances to the sounds of a mariachi band.

But because it’s a Tesla lot and a GOP office—and, oh yeah, Elon Musk is now the left’s favorite punching bag for daring to breathe near Trump—it’s crickets from the legacy media. Shocker.

The details? They’re as ugly as you’d expect. 

Wagner didn’t just tag a few walls and call it a day. This wasn’t some angsty kid with a Sharpie. He left swastikas, scrawled “ICE = KKK” (because apparently border patrol is now the Klan), and set fires that torched vehicles and property at the Tesla dealership. Then, like a pyromaniac with a planner, he hit the GOP headquarters weeks later with homemade firebombs—glass jars, polystyrene, the works. This wasn’t a hissy fit; it was a calculated middle finger with a side of napalm. Napalm. Let that sink in.

BREAKING: Authorities have arrested Jamison Wagner in connection to the Tesla dealership and Republican party of New Mexico headquarters. pic.twitter.com/EUhiGY4AiG
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And the kicker? This guy’s twisted logic—equating immigration enforcement with white supremacy—is what happens when you marinate in an echo chamber that paints half the country as Satan’s spawn. It starts with “fascist!” and “Nazi!” screamed at Thanksgiving dinner and ends with Molotovs on the doorstep. That’s not “protest.” That’s terrorism, and no amount of “but my feelings” excuses it.

Props to the feds, though. The FBI and ATF weren’t messing around—they found Wagner’s little arson starter kit, complete with matching jars, spray paint, and the exact napalm recipe he used to try burning down the American dream. This wasn’t a guy throwing a tantrum; he was mixing up war crimes in his garage to flex for whatever Antifa group chat egged him on.

Attorney General Pamela Bondi put it best: this crap’s gotta stop. You don’t get to torch your political enemies and call it “activism.” Break the law, kiss your freedom goodbye—whether you’re lobbing firebombs at a GOP office or chaining yourself to a Starbucks counter over a pronoun.

But here’s the part that chaps my hide: the silence. Where’s the Democrat outrage? Where’s the media’s wall-to-wall coverage? When a lunatic sets fire to conservative institutions, it’s like it never happened. No primetime specials, no sanctimonious op-eds, no celebrity PSAs. Just a big ol’ shrug from the “save democracy” crowd.

So, to the left: if you’re serious about this whole “democracy” thing, maybe start by calling out the guy literally setting it ablaze. Until then, keep your lectures or put them where only mushrooms grow. 

While Republicans are out shaking hands and kissing babies, your radicals are playing arsonist. And that’s a fact even the most shameless spin doctor can’t burn away.

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FBI arrests Democrat for firebombing N Mexico Tesla showroom and GOP headquarters

A 40-year-old New Mexico [for any college students reading this, New Mexico is a U.S. state; not a place in Mexico] man has been charged over arson attacks that targeted the headquarters of the Republican Party and a Tesla showroom in Albuquerque, the Justice Department announced.

The feds nabbed 40-year-old Jamison Wagner, a guy they say went full pyro on two Teslas and the GOP headquarters in Albuquerque. The DOJ dropped the hammer Monday, announcing Wagner’s arrest by the FBI for the fiery attacks that left a trail of scorched metal and shattered windows. 

Attorney General Pam Bondi’s not messing around—she’s gunning for 40 years behind bars if Wagner’s convicted.

Wagner’s staring down two counts of torching property with fire or explosives. No slaps on the wrist here.

“Let this be the final lesson to those taking part in this ongoing wave of political violence,” Bondi said, her words sharp as barbed wire. “We will arrest you, we will prosecute you, and we will not negotiate. Crimes have consequences.”

The DOJ pieced it together like a grim puzzle—evidence at the scenes and surveillance footage pointed straight to Wagner, and avid Trump/GOP hater.

First up was February 9. Two Teslas parked outside the Albuquerque Tesla Showroom got hit with a homemade firebomb. One had a glass container stuffed with napalm material inside. The showroom and nearby cars got tagged with spray paint—swastikas, “Die Elon,” “Tesla Nazi Inc,” and “Die Tesla Nazi” scrawled like a manifesto gone wrong.

Leftists are such lovely people, right?

Then, on March 30, the New Mexico GOP headquarters took a hit. Firebombed. Major damage. “ICE = KKK” was sprayed across the building, a calling card of chaos.

Investigators connected the dots fast. Wagner’s Hyundai Accent was spotted peeling out after the GOP bombing. His mug matched the suspect in the surveillance tapes. When the FBI kicked in his door, they hit the jackpot: materials for firebombs, spray paint matching both crime scenes, an “ICE=KKK” stencil, and eight suspected incendiary devices ready to roll.

Boom badahbing!

“This arrest is part of the FBI’s aggressive efforts to investigate and hold accountable those who have targeted Tesla facilities in various states across the country,” FBI Director Kash Patel said, doubling down.

“Under Attorney General Bondi’s leadership, we will continue to locate and arrest those responsible for these acts of domestic terrorism, and the FBI will work with partners at the Department of Justice to ensure such lawbreakers face justice.”

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Busted! Commie arrested in Molotov cocktail attack at Las Vegas Tesla shop: faces federal charges

Well, folks, it seems like a commie in Vegas have traded in his hammer and sickle for a Molotov cocktail and a can of spray paint. Paul Hyon Kim, a 36-year-old genius, decided to channel his inner anarchist and torch a few Teslas at a dealership last week. 

Nothing says "workers' paradise" like setting fire to some sweet electric rides, right?

The Las Vegas Metro Police nabbed this Einstein on Wednesday after he allegedly turned at least five cars into a barbecue on March 18 at the local Tesla Collision Center. Kim's facing a laundry list of charges longer than a CVS receipt—destruction of property, arson, and possessing a fire device. 

Sounds like he’s ready for the big leagues!

But hang on, there’s more. The feds are jumping in on the action too. 

Spencer Evans, the FBI’s top guy in Vegas, told reporters on Thursday that Kim’s got some federal charges coming his way. Evans dropped this gem: "There's nothing courageous or noble about firebombing private property and terrorizing your local community." 

Boom! Tell it like it is, Spence. He went on: "The self-righteous mob that's cheering you on today to commit acts of violence on their behalf will leave you high and dry and forget about you tomorrow. And at the end of the day, you and you alone will be held responsible and face the prospect of a lengthy prison sentence." Preach, brother! Sounds like Kim’s about to learn that revolution comes with a side of jail time.

Here’s how it went down: Kim rolled up in a black Hyundai Elantra—real subtle—then strolled over to the Tesla joint decked out in gloves, black clothes, and a concealed face. This guy’s watched one too many spy flicks. He allegedly took a rifle to the surveillance cameras—because who needs evidence?—and spray-painted "resist" on the front doors. Deep, man. Oh, and they found an unlit Molotov cocktail in one of the cars. Guess he forgot the matches or couldn't count to six.

The police say Kim’s social media is a treasure trove of communist fanboy posts and Palestinian cause shoutouts. His DNA matched samples from the scene—shocker!—and when they raided his place and cars, they hit the jackpot: rifles, a shotgun, a handgun, gun parts, and enough ammo to start a small militia.

This isn’t a solo act either. Tesla dealerships and factories have been under siege lately, mostly by folks ticked off at Trump and Elon Musk. Why? Elon’s not just the Tesla kingpin—he’s also stirring the pot at the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, which sounds like a cryptocurrency but is actually a government gig. 

The haters are out in force, and the FBI’s had enough. They’ve teamed up with the ATF to form a task force to squash these pyromaniacs like the cockroaches they are.

So, there you have it—another day, another leftist lunatic thinking he’s Che Guevara. Good luck in the slammer, Kimmy! Maybe they’ll let you spray-paint "resist" on your cell wall.

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Pam Bondi has 3 arrested for "domestic terrorism" in cases against Tesla

In a robust display of law and order, U.S. Attorney General Pamela Bondi has thrown down the gauntlet, announcing on Thursday that three miscreants now face charges for their audacious assaults on Tesla properties across the nation. This is not a mere slap on the wrist; it’s a resounding crack of the whip.

“The days of committing crimes without consequence have ended,” Bondi declared with steely resolve in her statement. And she’s not mincing words: “Let this be a warning: if you join this wave of domestic terrorism against Tesla properties, the Department of Justice will put you behind bars.” No equivocation, no pandering—just the cold, hard promise of justice.

The statement lays out the stakes with stark clarity: these three, should they be convicted, will face a mandatory minimum of five years in the clink, with the prospect of two decades behind bars looming large. This is not a game for the faint-hearted; it’s a serious reckoning for those who thought they could wreak havoc and saunter away unscathed. Bondi’s message is unmistakable: the rule of law still has teeth, and it’s ready to bite.

The statement didn't identify the arrestees but gave a brief synopsis of each case. The cases detailed in the statement appeared to match cases announced in recent days and weeks by the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

On the first defendant mentioned, the DOJ said:

One defendant, also armed with a suppressed AR-15 rifle, was arrested after throwing approximately eight Molotov cocktails at a Tesla dealership located in Salem, Oregon.

The case appears to be a reference to Adam Matthew Lansky, 41, who was arrested for allegedly “throwing Molotov cocktails at a local car dealership” and allegedly firing “multiple firearm rounds into a building and at least one vehicle,” according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Oregon.

On the second defendant, the DOJ said:

Another was arrested in Loveland, Colorado after attempting to light Teslas on fire with Molotov cocktails. The defendant was later found in possession of materials used to produce additional incendiary weapons.

The case appears to be a match to Justin Thomas Nelson, 42, who the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Colorado says was arrested on “one count of malicious destruction of property for a series of incidents at the Tesla dealership in Loveland, Colorado.”

On the final defendant mentioned, the DOJ said:

In Charleston, South Carolina, a third defendant wrote profane messages against President Trump around Tesla charging stations before lighting the charging stations on fire with Molotov cocktails.

The case appears to be a match for a case out of the USAO’s District of South Carolina against Daniel Clarke-Pounder, 24, who was arrested “on criminal charges related to an arson at a North Charleston Tesla charging station.”

Tesla CEO Elon Musk responded to the arrests with a post on X that said, “The hammer of justice strikes.”

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Elon mocks AOC after her attack of billionaires

Rep. Alexandria Obviously-Commie (Socialist-NY) is very upset that the world's richest person, Elon Musk, has bought Twitter and has taken the company private. Although she did not use his name directly, we all know to whom she referred. She went on Twitter and posted:

 “Tired of having to collectively stress about what explosion of hate crimes is happening bc some billionaire with an ego problem unilaterally controls a massive communication platform and skews it because Tucker Carlson or Peter Thiel took him to dinner and made him feel special.”

Musk in turn mocked her on Friday using her own words that she said in the past against her. His response: 

"Stop hitting on me. I'm really shy."

In an attempt to sound "street," AOC continued her rant against billionaires:

“Billionaires be like ‘the extreme far left is taking over’ when the ‘extreme far left’ in the US is ‘medicine shouldn’t bankrupt you,’ ‘wages should cover rent,’ & ‘maybe it’s bad that Wall St companies profit off mass surveillance, manufactured housing crises, and caging people.'”

“The number of billionaires in the US couldn’t even fill an apartment building, but the number of people they negatively impact is only growing. All the US billionaire votes combined couldn’t even come in 2nd for an NY city council election. That’s why they stay pressed.”

AOC be like duh, ya feel me, brah?

Musk's response to the not very bright Democrat was in reference to last year when she blasted critics after getting caught maskless in Florida. As National Review reported, and photos attested to, AOC was  “seated outside Doraku Sushi and Izakaya in Miami Beach Thursday afternoon, raising a cocktail in one hand and checking her phone in another.”

When she was called out on her hypocrisy, she weirdly responded:

“If Republicans are mad they can’t date me they can just say that instead of projecting their sexual frustrations onto my boyfriend’s feet. Ya creepy weirdos.”

But her delusions continued: 

 “It’s starting to get old ignoring the very obvious, strange, and deranged sexual frustrations that underpin the Republican fixation on me, women,& LGBT+ people in general,” AOC continued. “These people clearly need therapy, won’t do it, and use politics as their outlet instead. It’s really weird.”

Today Twitter is trending #AOCLovesElon. This has to be killing her, so to speak. In addition, there is an article in the Washington Free Beacon about her Tesla being illegally parked outside a Whole Foods in a "posh" Washington, D.C. neighborhood. Yes, she even drives Elon's baby. Maybe she wants to have a real one by him too.

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Stephen Colbert: kind of a snobbish dickweed

Snobs are not usually aware of how obnoxious they are to others and former comedian Stephen Colbert definitely falls into that repugnant category.

In his CBS "Late Show" monologue Monday, explained to his low information audience  that “[S]ince the invasion [of Ukraine by Russia], oil prices have skyrocketed.” 

“Today, the average gas price in America hit an all-time record high of over $4 per gallon. Okay, that stings, but a clear conscience is worth a buck or two,” said Colbert, who rakes in a cool $15 million per year with CBS and a "buck or two" is of no consequence to him.

But rather than commiserating with the audience, he pompously joked, “I’m willing to pay. I’m willing to pay $4 a gallon. Hell, I’ll pay $15 a gallon because I drive a Tesla.”

The former comedian then attempted to tell a joke about the US refusing to buy Russian oil and instead turning to another source.

“Take that, Putin! We’re not gonna buy our gas from a war criminal,” Colbert said. “We’re gonna buy it from the good guys, Saudi Arabia!”

Colbert is the oblivious guy you see at funerals in jeans telling crappy jokes and asking women to dance.

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“‘I don’t mind paying $15 a gallon, cause I drive a Tesla’ is a joke that falls short and can only be appreciated by the upper class--especially the a-holes who made their money via capitalism but shun it because 'socialism is cool'. Colbert and his ilk are totally disconnected to those of us who must drive to work each day in our vehicles that cost a lot less than the $75,000 Tesla he drives.

Colbert used to be funny.

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