Karate John Kasich needs to go

When you lose to a dude who isn't even in the game, that makes you worse than an ordinary loser; it makes you a damn loser. Of course, I'm referring to John "Karate Chop" Kasich who lost in Arizona to Marco Rubio who got out of the race for about a week now.

The obvious GOP primary contest is between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump. If you want to throw in their wives for good measure, sure, go ahead. 

But Kasich needs to put his ego aside and follow it out the door. And the mucky-mucks of the GOP and the media need to call him out on this too. 

The guy's too ignorant to know that he should be embarrassed.

The liberal media loves Kasich because he's about as liberal as they are and has been critical of his own party in the nomination process and with the more conservative candidates ideas and tone. They also know that voting for the stoop-shouldered Kasich is a vote for Trump and they'd love to see Donald in the race against Hillary because it makes for great headlines and videos.

Trump also gives the image of Republicans a weird, caricature-like aura and is actually behind Hillary, the felon, by around ten percentage points. Of course, this may not be the case come election time, but the media is counting on Clinton winning if she goes against Trump.

So if John Kasich really cared about the party, he'd bow out of the process and let Cruz and Trump battle it out, because he has as much chance of winning the nomination as Obama has of going after "radical Islamic terrorists."

If he thinks otherwise, he's as delusional as a Clinton aide thinking Bill loves her.



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"You no can escape our rockets, America"

Korean banner reads: "Place Quarter in Slot"

According to claims made by North Korea, it has successfully tested a solid-fuel rocket engine more powerful than a locomotive and able to boost its attack capability against the U.S. and South Korea.

In response to this new possible threat, President Obama called Secretary of State John Kerry and asked if there was any way we could bring illegal North Koreans in through Mexico. The president believes that if we can show the North Koreans how much we embrace multiculturalism, they would be our friends.

North Korea typically uses liquid rocket propellants for their main ballistic missiles that target the South and our bases in the Asia-Pacific region. They also target the west coast of our mainland, but we don't seem to be worried about it or the threat of ISIS, Russia and China.

Before launching, liquid-fuel missiles need to be fueled just before launch, and this takes precious time in military terms. Solid fuel propellants greatly cut that time and can be used to attack us with a flip of the proverbial switch. The missiles are also more portable, making them difficult to locate and blow up.

North Korean Leader for Life Kim Jong Un showed mirth and glee after watching the successful testing of a "large-output solid fuel rocket engine," by a country not known for its rocket scientists.

The first kiss

Kim, standing below his funny hairdo said at the testing: "Wow, that shakes things up a rot." He said that the test will increase their missile capability that will "mercilessly" strike enemies of the state. He was obviously referring to us and the South Koreans.

Whether or not any of this is true cannot be verified because "they say this crap all the time," Hillary Clinton uttered under her breath.

Kim gave Dennis Rodman a sealed message to deliver to President Obama which read: "Be scared, American dog. Be very scared."

President Obama was not available for comment; he was attending an exhibition baseball game and was having fun doing "the wave" with the communist fans and unshackled prisoners of Cuba.









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ISIS Leader: Why we need Hillary for President

ISIS military strategist Muhammad Omar bin Whantin Takil Yah wrote to the New York Times and they happily printed his piece on page one, top of the fold. What follows is the verbatim article.

While we at the Islamic State do not condone any office of power to a woman, we make an exception with Hillary Clinton and would be happy to see her in the office as your president, Inshallah.

Hillary Clinton has been generous in her support of our cause as demonstrated by her reluctance to invoke the words "Muslim" or "Islam" when speaking about our cleansing the world of vile infidels who refuse to respect Muhammad, (Sallallahu Alayhi Wa Sallam) and worship Allah.

Like George W. Bush and your current president, Barack Hussein Obama, Mrs. Clinton knows we are a religion of peace. And peace will only come when all in the world worship the only acceptable way, and the earth is cleansed, Inshallah, of those who refuse to do so.

We members of the Islamic State greatly appreciate Mrs. Clinton's anemic response to our recent jihad attack in Brussels. It showed wise capitulation and a great understanding of the superiority of Islam over every other false religion in the world.

She whined that the mass murders of your infidels were "deeply distressing," but "the dream of a whole, free Europe . . . should not be walked away from." Me and my jihadist friends laughed until we nearly returned our previous meals to the earth at the weakness of that statement. She implies that multiculturalism needs to continue. 

But funnier still was when Mrs. Clinton further implied that we Muslims should not be stopped from infiltrating Europe because to stop us would be the end of the "dream of a whole, free Europe" which is not "consistent with our values."

So please, America, elect Hillary Clinton as your next president as you elected your current one. A president who puts our needs over those of you infidels.

If, by any stretch of the imagination, Mrs. Clinton gets indicted for her acts of espionage (which is highly doubtful with President Obama in a position to overlook it), then our next endorsement, as reluctant as we are to endorse a Jew, would go to Bernie Sanders. 

Sanders has been clear in his naive approach in dealing with us and if elected, we promise to kill him last.

We are waiting and are coming to a neighborhood near you, if you do.


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"Gitmo transfers killed Americans"

Paul Lewis, a senior Defense Department official, told lawmakers that Obama's policy of letting terrorists transfer out of Guantanamo Bay Detention Center in Cuba, is getting Americans killed by the same scumcrumpets they freed. This is obviously angering Republicans who have opposed Obama's pro-Islamic terrorist plan to let these people go.

Life in Gitmo is rough--if you're the ball

 Lewis' statement comes on the heels of the Brussels attacks that killed 31 and injured over 250 innocent victims. Thanks to the ineptitude of EU security officials, the terrorists who did the killing were "being watched closely," but were allowed to plot and plan in "no go zones" that protect these killers.

Lewis would not say whether the murders of Americans by freed Gitmo terrorists came before or after Obama took office in 2009, but in any case, it shows the need to keep the detention facility open and actively taking in more of these barbarians.

In an exchange with Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-Calif.) Lewis said, "What I can tell you is unfortunately there have been Americans that have died because of (Guantanamo) detainees. When anybody dies, it is tragedy and we don't want anybody to die because we transfer detainees."

The point isn't who let the detainees go free; the point is that to do so now is reckless and stupid. 

"Bush 43" was guilty of releasing 532 scumcrumpets from Gitmo, mostly from Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. It's possible that some of them are guilty of killing Americans. That should serve as a clear and present danger of releasing more and closing the facility to make Raul Castro a happy dictator.



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Obama's ISIL protection program

President Obama has said that ISIL is not an "existential threat" to him and that the American people should not worry about his safety. 

"Your commander in chief is in no danger from terrorist threats, no matter if they come from Christians or Jews, or other organizations," the president said at a Cuban baseball game, where he is enjoying some time away from capitalism.

Mr. Obama spoke in front of a Cuban audience who came to watch a ballgame between the Comedores Mucosas and the Cuban Ombligos. The crowd listened in Spanish as Mr. Obama spoke in English: 

"The reason for the attacks in Brussels is still unknown, and the folks who carried out the attacks were killed by their own bomb vests. Suicide vests are never justified, and I condemn their actions in the strongest way possible--not by brutal and barbaric retaliation--that's what they want us to do--but by trying to better understand them and tell them how we feel about their brutality. Once they know that we're just like them, they'll treat us better.

"Personally, I have little fear that anything untoward will happen to me--I have the privilege of having protection: armed Secret Service agents willing to step in front of a would be assassin and take a bullet for me. That's pretty cool. [Laugh] But ordinary folks, folks like you, don't have the luxury of having that level of protection.

"Therefore, I find it necessary to eliminate firearms among Americans in order to stop the perpetuation of terrorist activities in all 57 states of our country."

 The crowd were well-behaved and did not boo or throw things at our president, but one fan who spoke some English said, "Eef he went one more minuto een hees speech, it would haf bean a problemo, mayng."

Mr. Obama is scheduled to dethroned in 2017.

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We pay the ransom to Iran, whether you knew it or not

For three years, the Obama administration has been sending blood money to Iran to the tune of $2 billion in taxpayer funds, and the beat goes on. According to the Washington Free Beacon, a recent State Department communication reveals that the U.S. is likely to gift the terrorists with billions more of our money.

The State Department disclosed the information after Rep. Mike Pompeo (R. Kan.) sought more information in January about the Obama administration's payment of $1.7 billion to Iran as "ransom payment" to obtain the release of several U.S. hostages.

The State Department stalled Pompei's request, but assistant secretary Julia Frifield finally responded, "We apologize for the delay in responding." Then the letter goes on to justify the ransom money.

It seems like nobody on either side of the aisle have done anything to reign in Obama's flamboyant spending and this may be contributing to the popularity of a guy from New York City whose lack of political correctness has made him an attractive GOP candidate.




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BREAKING: Pres. Obama holds own umbrella

BREAKING: President Obama, on his historic visit to Communist Cuba, was caught in a significant rainfall when Air Force One landed at Jose Marti International Airport, in Havana. 

Without any military assistance whatsoever, Mr. Obama opened and held his taxpayer-funded umbrella to protect his $5 thousand suit from getting wet from the horrific downpour. 

Not surprisingly, Michelle Obama was visibly miffed over the fact that a United States Marine had not been provided for the family to hold umbrellas for them. 

Instead, the President, in an unprecedented executive move, held his umbrella over both their heads, causing overt discomfort to the First Lady who is obviously not accustomed to her husband's close proximity.

Of note, Dictator for Life Raul Castro, did not venture out into the rain and ordered his underlings to meet the so-called U.S. President. 

Both men later enjoyed a sunny day attending an exhibition baseball game while Brussels was under attack by Islamic terrorists. 

In response to the attack, Mr. Obama gave up a full 51 seconds of his communist vacation to condemn the attack with strong words, then continued having fun living out the dream of his father.



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The PC of terror

Maybe what we need to do to enhance our safety against Islamic religious warriors is to break up all the "no go" zones in the EU and go into them with military force. If the terrorists in Brussels are born and raised there and are still being recruited for terrorism, maybe we need to speak with the local imams and mosque worshippers and ask them the right questions.

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country, and for presidents to leave what they're doing and come home to lead the country.

In Brussels, the police are not allowed to pursue bad guys after 9:00 pm. It disturbs people, including the terrorists, and we don't want to make them angry because they might do us harm--oh wait--never mind.

We have passed laws that assure our own destruction. The U.S. Constitution was never meant to keep us from providing self-protective techniques in favor of providing terrorists total freedom and privacy. 

Those on the left have developed a system of what is called 'political correctness.' We are to do nothing to offend any group of people, even those who would be delighted to kill us for the sake of their religion or cultural pursuits. 

When these atrocities occur, the first thing a liberal does is to call for more gun control. The second thing they do is to blame their own country.

The latest body count in Brussels is 31 dead (9 Americans) and 230 wounded. And clearly, this is not the end to terrorism nor will it likely be the end of political correctness. 

Even Fox News said that one witness of the attack heard someone yelling in Arabic. What the witness actually said was that the words yelled were "Allahu Akbar!" which is Arabic for "Allah is greater."

Now even Fox News has gone PC.



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