Obama's Future Plan for Gitmo and the USA

Hussein Obama may be preparing to close the Guantanamo Bay prison facility in Cuba. According to a Wall Street Journal story, the White House is "drafting options" allowing our jihad-sympathizing president to close Gitmo by overriding congressional restrictions on bringing Islamic jihadists to the U.S.

I pray the prisoners all head over to Gwyneth Paltrow's mansion where she can volunteer to become their sex slave and "go jihad" all over her.

The White House responded to the story by claiming Barack Hussein opposes the restrictions (he likes his jihadists up close and personal here in the U.S. A.) but his first choice is to work with both parties in resolving this issue (and do things his way).

If you believe he really wants to work with both parties, check out this genuine Rolex watch here inside my coat.

"For many years now, we've always looked at options to close Guantanamo Bay," White House butt-boy, Eric Schultz told the press. You remember Schultz--he was the Nazi Sergeant who said "I don't know nuthink; I don't see nuthink."

It doesn't matter to Obama that most Americans oppose by a huge margin the closing down of the facility. Nor does it matter to our illustrious community organizer Alinsky socialist that we are in the throes of war with ISIS, even though he refuses to call it a war.

What matters to Obama is that he fundamentally change America.

And the change is going according to plan. He is reducing the influence of the U.S. in favor of a global government, where no one nation stands above another. Where none is really exceptional. Where a global economy rules the earth.

He might even call it Communism.

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Austrian Girls Gone Jihad, Now Sorry

Two Austrian girls, Samra Kesinovic, 17, and Sabina Selimovic, 15, left notes for their mothers saying: "Don't look for us. We will serve Allah--and we will die for him." So they left their Western lifestyle to meet jihadi men, have jihadi babies and kill for Allah.

Since arriving in Syria via Turkey (our ally that seems to be a convenient stepping stone for ISIS to cross into Syria) the girls went on to become the poster chicks of ISIS. They were even allowed to wear lipstick for the photo.

ISIS Gets a Good Chuckle Over Our Pin Pricks

Swiftboat Kerry

U.S. led pin-pricks against ISIS Muslims have annoyed them but have hardly slowed them up. They have advanced further in Syria as they seized Kobani, they are now on the verge of overrunning strategic positions outside of Baghdad. "It's a good thing John Kerry told us Kobani shouldn't be thought of as strategic," one mentally impaired Democrat said, "otherwise I might be, you know, worried."

The Mohammad-following, Islamic orthodox, Koran-kissing, Christian-killing, Jew-hating, bathing-impaired ISIS army are within eight miles of Baghdad and have already infiltrated the suburb of Abu Ghraib. They control the streets in this suburb and are now within a stoning and two beheadings of Baghdad International Airport's runway perimeter.

Turkey Tough on its Kurds, Weak on ISIS--Obama No Better

Turkey shot rubber bullets and tear gas at Kurdish protesters who demanded more be done to stop the onslaught of ISIS. Heavy trucks rolled into Turkey's major cities  where people took to the streets to denounce the fall of Kobani, a Syrian city bordering Turkey.

About 19 people, almost as many people as our airstrikes have thus far taken out, have been killed in clashes with the police.. Turkey is too chicken to aid the brave Kurds trapped in Kobani who are fighting the world's most brutal and richest Islamic terrorist organizations, which has now grown into an army.

What's in a Name When You're POTUS

Obama is third on the left

Honolulu: Stanley Chang and Ernie Martin, both leftist councilmen and who are both in the bag for Obama, have dropped their attempts to rename Sandy Beach Park "President Obama Sandy Beach Park." The reasons for the back off is about as clear as to where Barack Obama was actually born.

The beach is popular for bodysurfing and sex in the sand at night, and it was allegedly a favorite of Barack Hussein's when he was growing up in Indonesia where he attended a madrassa, learned his Qu'ran and heard the Muslim call to prayer, a sound he said was the most beautiful in the world.

In 2008, Obama went to Sandy Beach Park, probably for the first time, on one of his mulit-million dollar vacations. (I hope all you taxpayers reading this had fun when you paid for it.)

Martin said in a statement that there were historic and cultural sensitivity concerns about the name change but assured his constituents that there are plenty of beach facilities that still might garner public approval, citing the all men's bath house as one possibility.

GLAAD said they would stand behind Martin on the bath house name suggestion.

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Putin Turns 62 Without a Shirt on His Back

Vladimir Putin is celebrating his 62nd birthday in the wilds of Siberia, about 200 miles from the nearest populated area. Rumor has it that he left his shirt at home.

In Grozny, Chechnya's capital, hoards of butt-kissers carried an enormous Russian flag through the streets. The flag was six and a half football fields long and made from the tears, dreams and dashed hopes of Ukrainian virgins as the peons marched in red, white and blue colors of Russia's tricolors. (It is rumored by the Obama administration that the United States stole our flag colors from the Soviets.)

Ramzan Kadyrov, Chechnya's president, claimed the crowd was 100 thousand strong as he lied through both teeth.

Russian news websites posted 12 ridiculous propaganda photos of the now wrinkled and atrophying Putin in various heroic poses. One photo had Putin depicted as Hercules, battling the Western nations that were disguised as snakes and monsters. He is also shown taming an ox bearing the symbol of Crimea. There was another photo of the Russian leader riding Obama like a horse, paddling his butt with his cowboy hat.

An ad along the sidebar of one website was for "Schtup-Her," Russia's version of Viagra.

While Obama's popularity rate has plummeted since taking office, Putin's is at 86%. Gee, I wonder why.


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A British-Iranian Woman Imprisoned, Goes on Hunger Strike

Ghoncheh Ghavami, 25, a British-Iranian law student was visiting her family back in Iran, or the "old country" and working for a charity organization while there. She made the unforgivable mistake of attempting to attend a men-only volleyball game last June.

She was sent to prison for three months before they charged her with "propaganda against the regime." She is being held in Evin prison, a prison known for its violent volleyball breakers of the rules of the Islamic state.

Ghoncheh is now on a hunger strike but the Iranian government is claiming that she was planning to lose weight anyway, and actually looks marvelous.

She tried, along with about a dozen other volleyball rule breaking women to see the Iran men play Italy. Her brother, Iman (no relation to Imus in the Morning or, the "I Man" as he is often called) said that the charges against Ghoncheh are "ambiguous." What he meant by that remark is unclear.

Naked Iranian Men

But the law is the law and this one was enacted in 2012 when it was deemed that mixed crowds were "un-Islamic" because male athletes are not considered fully dressed, and this may cause women to have sexual fantasies about them and this too is un-Islamic because these athletes may be married and this would make their 9 year old wives very jealous.

Instead, Islam suggests that women who are looking for good Islamic entertainment should join the jihad and partake in a beheading to relieve themselves of pent up blood lust.

Even the word "ball" is questionable as to whether it is okay to say as it often is used to refer to men's testicles. But the Ayatollah is a fair-minded man, (if you're not Jewish, Christian, American, Hindu, a woman, gay or an atheist) and has allowed men to play with balls and other such sports equipment so long as it does not interfere with their five daily prayers to the moon god, Allah.

Practically naked Iranian Women

And while the Ayatollah banned only those people with vaginas from watching men hardly dressed, the International Federation of Volleyball warned Iran about this ban, and this point was brought up by the Iman, Ghoncheh's brother. He said his sister thought the ban was lifted. 

Funny thing, Ghoncheh was originally released after four hours of questioning when she tried getting into the match, but when she tried collecting her belongings days later, she was rearrested once they discovered her dual citizenship.

The Iman gathered half a million signatures to petition the British government to get off their duffs and bring her back to the UK, but nothing has been done as yet. In fact, Hassan Rouhani, Iran's president, told the Communist News Network (CNN) that Ghavami is not recognized by Iran as a UK citizen.

So far, Women for Women International has done for Ghavami what the National Organization for Women has done for women across the world who suffered from Islamic violence such as: genital mutilation, stoning: zip, nada, nothing.



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Slowly They Creep, Step by Step

The Islamic jihadists of ISIS are creeping ever closer to the Turkish border in Syria and the Kurds are saying that U.S. airstrikes are not effective in stopping them. There is no question in the minds of the military and anyone not praying to Allah that Obama's strategy is as effective against ISIS as aspirin is against cancer.

The brave Kurds are using small arms against an army of sick, blood-thirsty bastards with American weaponry and nobody is actually helping them on the ground.