50 Cent obeys his Handler named Chelsea

50 Cent releases latest rap: "Body Foo"

It took a white woman to remind a black rapper known as 50 Cent [pronounced Fiddy Cent] that he was black and that black people should not be voting for Donald Trump because reasons and stuff.

Mr. Cent initially appeared to endorse President Trump in the election but it seems as if his ex-girlfriend Chelsea Handler, has him handled and obedient. Welcome back on the plantation, Fiddy. 

All Ms. Handler had to do was to remind the rapper that "he was a black person," lest he forget, and like black magic, he changed his choice for President from a 74-year-old white dude, to a 78-year-old racist white dude whose socialist leanings excuse his racist comments from the past, both recent and ancient.

Last week, Mr. Cent lit the up internet after he told his huge following to “Vote for Trump” in response to former Vice President Joe Biden’s wild tax plan.

His sage Instagram post: “WHAT THE F***! (VOTE ForTRUMP),” “I’M OUT. F*** NEW YORK The KNICKS never win anyway.” 

“I don’t care Trump doesn’t like black people,” he added, “62% are you out of ya f***ing mind.”

50 Cent is a fake name. His real name is Curtis James Jackson III because nobody is going to name his/her kid with a number and a coin and then leave off the "s."

Soon after the tweet, the rapper doubled-down when he agreed with Katrina Pierson, Trump's senior adviser that he "don't want to be 20cent."

“Yeah, I don’t want to be 20cent. 62% is a very, very bad idea. I don’t like it,” he tweeted, referring to the taxation that would be imposed on New Yorkers.

Once Chelsea Handler, a comedienne of anemic talent, saw who 50 Cent planned to vote for, she panicked. What if Trump won again? That would mean a recovering economy; more jobs for minorities; BLM and Antifa in big trouble; and the U.S. Constitution being interpreted as written, not as Democrats wished it was written. That would be horrible. 

Socialism for the masses is what people need, she believes, now that she's made her money via the free market of capitalism like all the Hollywood types.

So the former comedienne tweeted that he [50 Cent] "used to be my favorite ex-boyfriend," to guilt him into voting for the person she thinks he should vote for because she believes he can't think for himself.

And he caved like a wet box of cornflakes in an acid rain.

Don't you miss the days of the secret ballot, when people just voted their own choices and you didn't know what those choices were? Do you really care who 50 Cent or Chelsea Handler are voting for, or anyone in entertainment for that matter?

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Chelsea Handler "whitesplains' to 50 Cent about how to be black

Chelsea Handler was very upset with her former boyfriend, 50 Cent, and publicly blasted him on "The Tonight Show" for leaving the plantation by supporting President Trump.

The former lugubrious comedian has been undergoing a chronic hissy-fit since Monday when Mr. Cent shared a photo from a newscast on Instagram depicting the tax rates of various locations under a Joe Biden tax plan. He highlighted New York state (58%) and specifically, New York City (62%). Due to his understanding of finances and how percentages work, he has decided to vote for President Trump and tweeted:

"F--K NEW YORK The KNICKS never win anyway. I don’t care Trump doesn’t like black people 62% are you out of ya f--king mind."

The caption of the graph read: "WHAT THE F--K! (VOTE ForTRUMP) IM OUT,"

Showing her lack of understanding of Biden's tax hike, Handler insisted the 62 percent "isn't a plan" under Biden, calling it a "lie" during her interview with "Tonight Show" host Jimmy Fallon.

No, the real lie was the one that Biden told about fracking.     

"So he doesn't want to pay 62 percent in taxes because he doesn't want to go from '50 Cent' to '20 Cent' and I had to remind him that he was a Black person, so he can’t vote for Donald Trump and that he shouldn't be influencing an entire swath of people who may listen to him because he's worried about his own personal pocketbook,“ Handler said. 

In other words, if you don't vote for Biden "you ain't black." What a racist thing to say as a white person to a black person. 

Chelsea Handler is a racist by the left's standards.

Handler said she "hasn't heard back" from Mr. Cent but told Fallon she's willing to "seal the deal in more ways than one" in order to get her ex-boyfriend to publicly denounce Trump. In other words, she would prostitute herself for one Biden vote.

It isn't known whether or not Handler is willing to do this with other undecided voters or Trump voters, but if you don't ask her, you'll never know. She sounds rather easy going, if you know what I mean.

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Chelsea Handler proud of her feelings for Mueller, proud of her abortion at 16

"Please, please go away, Miss"

In an interview with the rag, The New York Times, in 2011, Chelsea Handler, 44, revealed that she had an abortion when she was 16, saying she had the procedure "because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-yea old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn't be dishonest about."

So like former President Obama's thoughts on abortions where his daughters were concerned, Handler didn't want to be "punished" with a child.

Evidently, Handler uses abortions for birth control. In a 2016 interview with Playboy magazine, Handler revealed that she had a second abortion when she was 16 in addition to the one she talked about with The New York Times.

Now she may be willing to kill another unwanted child, this time sired by Robert Mueller if she can convince him to have sex with her. 

She didn't say that, but she made it clear that she's not at all "embarrassed" by her sexual attraction to Mueller.

“I’m not embarrassed by my feelings for Robert Mueller,” Handler wrote in her new book, "Life Will Be the Death of Me" (via Page Six). “I am legitimately attracted to him and everything he stands for ... I suspect there will be a lot of people naming their baby boys Bob after this whole s–tshow is over.”

“Through the months of thick fog and despair after the election, he was the one bright spot,” her explicit book continued. “I had finally found the first Republican I could see myself being penetrated by.”

Until the end of the probe, one suspects.

Handler's book was wrapped up before Mueller released the results of his investigation, which didn't find any evidence of collusion with Russia.

The comedian also detailed the difficulties of her love life outside of the political arena, admitting it's likely her own fault that she's single, but not because she's a human bag of garbage.

“I’ll hook up with younger guys who are absolute and utter messes. These relationships are based solely on their looks and their bodies," she admits in the book. "It’s completely reckless behavior," [as well as immoral and foolish.]

Handler said her habit of hooking up with younger men has cost of upwards of tens of thousands of dollars, explaining, “I usually upend their lives in some irreparable way ... Like a couple guys got fired who worked at resorts where I was a guest. I just want to do anything that will make them feel better, so I usually just give them money" [after she services them.]

She's just soooo woke.

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Chelsea Handler gets outed with a lie and hypocrisy

Former comedienne Chelsea Handler slammed Fox News on Twitter after making a mistake by posting a photo of Patti LaBelle in place of Aretha Franklin.

Ms. Franklin, the "Queen of Soul," died on Thursday morning from pancreatic cancer at the age of 76. She was honored by Fox's Bill Hemmer and Sandra Smith in a morning tribute on "America's Newsroom" when the wrong photo was posted.

Sandra Smith said of Franklin: "She sang with a smile on her face when she performed, and that is what she emitted for so many millions and for so many years." But the graphic Fox News was displaying as Smith spoke was of LaBelle.

Ms. Franklin is off to the side and not seen

Before Chelsea Handler had a chance to bad-mouth white people, she heard of the misstep made by the most watched cable network and she had to put in her leftist opinion in a typically progressive tweet about race:

"Fox News honored Aretha Franklin by using a graphic that contained a photo of Patti LaBelle. It's probably hard for anyone who works at Fox News to tell black people apart because they've never worked with any."--Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandlre) August 17, 2018

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Fox News realized their mistake and issued a  statement in Variety to clarify their error:

"We sincerely apologize to Aretha Franklin's family and friends. Our intention was to honor the icon using a secondary image of he performing with Patti LaBelle in the full-screen graphic, but the image of Ms. Franklin was obscured in that process, which we deeply regret."

But the fact that Handler said that Fox staff "never worked with any" [black people] is revealing.

Richard Fowler

It shows that Handler will say anything without knowing what she's talking about as long as it goes along with her agenda. And in this case, her agenda is to attack a right-of-center news organization.

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Of course Fox News works with black people.

Candace Owens

Chelsea Handler evidently hasn't actually watched Fox News and speaks as if she knows what she's talking about.

To name just a few.

It's becoming increasingly clearer that the left have nothing on their plate in terms of ideas except to try deluding low information voters that conservatives and everyone on the right are racists, bigots, homophobes and Islamophobes.

Handler got hammered on Twitter after making her ignorant remark, but the best was the one Austen Fletcher tweeted:

"I went thru your IMDB page for Chelsea Lately. There are zero black writers. I looked up everyone that didn't have a profile picture. They're white too. In fact, everyone on your writing staff was white. Weird!"

Check out the tweet and see for yourself. 

Don't you just love it when liberals get caught in their bs hypocrisy? Below is a photograph of MSNBC's Chris Matthews' son's wedding. Look at all the diversity. Oh wait, there isn't any.

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Chelsea Handler wants Trump's constitutional rights removed

Photo: Kevin Winter/Getty Images

First we had Maxine Waters claiming to be sent by God to oppose President Trump, now we have Chelsea Handler claiming that Trump should not be allowed to have his First Amendment rights because she doesn't like what he says.

And because Hillary Clinton lost the election.

Handler called on Twitter to "remove" Trump's account saying "No leader of any country should be tweeting threats to people and other countries."

"Can @Twitter just remove Trump's account, already? No leader of any country should be tweeting threats to people and other countries," the so-called comedian and untalented actress tweeted Friday.

"That would actually force him to talk more and explain policies and answer questions on tape, and we all know how that goes," she added.

She never explained what she meant by the "Trump threat" that elicited her tweet, which she has every right to post. But it came after Trump tweeted about his former lawyer Michael Cohen which claimed Cohen lied about POTUS allegedly being aware of a meeting Donald Jr. had with a Russian lawyer to get himself out of an "unrelated jam."

Trump tweeted:

"I did NOT know of the meeting with my son, Don Jr. Sounds to me like someone is trying to make up stories in order to get himself out of an unrelated jam (Taxi cabs maybe?). He even retained Bill and Crooked Hillary's lawyer. Gee, I wonder if they helped him make the choice."

I wish Trump didn't tweet so much about so many issues, but it's his constitutional right as an America citizen. And Chelsea Handler is a fascist to want him stripped of his rights.

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Bette Midler posts homophobic tweet about Trump/Putin

Bette "Wind Beneath My Dress" Midler, just bashed President Trump with a homophobic tweet that, had it been said about Obama, would have gotten them banned from Twitter, Facebook, restaurants, gas stations and life.

It's becoming quite apparent that Democrats do not actually like gays and lesbians--they just like getting their votes. It's reminiscent of Joy Reid and how she had to walk it back.

Midler tweeted:

Trump and Putin are meeting in Finland next month. That's a long way to travel for a blowjob, but hey--Putin's got the money.

Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) June 29, 2018

As of this posting (July 1, 2018) the post is still up on Twitter.

But let's face it, liberals have been saying homophobic and racist remarks and have gotten away with it just by a simple apology or with the passage of time. The first person that comes to mind is Samuel L. Jackson.

Let's also not forget the dynamic duo of Chelsea Handler and Jimmy Kimmel as well as Blake Shelton's homophobic and racist tweets.

Maybe it's time to move over to Gab.



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Chelsea Handler's vapid video venture

Chelsea Handler is not a funny person but she believes she is and in this day of age when you can identify as anything you want, she's funny. The video below shows you just how her audience identifies her actions as comedic and laugh at her like trained hyenas. 

You would think that someone as gross as Handler wouldn't attack another woman on their appearance--it's lazy, stupid humor, but worse, it's really cruel.

But this is Chelsea Handler we're talking about, not some comedienne.

Handler tweeted a vulgar video mocking White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders's weight and physical appearance. The video is a promotion for her talentless Netflix series.

It's a fake step-by-step makeup tutorial that has comedy writer Fortune Feimster as Ms. Sanders. Even her name sounds fake.

The video is chock full of vulgarity, crude jokes that ridicule things such as Sanders' face, President Trump and Republicans, and illustrates how stupid she is to alienate half the country. 

What a dain bramaged bimho.

"My face is a big, fat biscuit," Feimster says as she applies a lotion. She compares her makeup foundation to the foundation of America: "It's Republican, it's strong, and it's white." Proving the incredible self-loathing liberals unconsciously suffer under as Feimster and Handler are both white.

Feimster also mocks Sanders' physical appearance implying she looks like a man. I will not quote what she said in the video--it's too disgustingly cruel and the fact that Netflix pays her for her so-called comedy is tragic and a horrible exhibit of how devoid of decency our society is becoming.

At least some people weren't keen on the video. One Twitter user wrote:

"Keep it up and everyone will despise you. You are obviously a very unhappy person. Maybe as a modern feminist you should act like a lady for a change."

It's hard to imagine someone who thinks it's funny to have a man urinate on her face is going to act like a lady.

Another tweeted:

"Glad to see how much of a strong feminist you are, by promoting positive body image of other females."

The evil Handler replied to the criticism, "This woman deserves to be taken down. She is pure evil."

Where does she even get that idea? Where is any evidence that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is evil? Because she believes in saying "Merry Christmas?" Because she's religious and her former Arkansas Governor father is also a pastor?

It's easy for leftists to pretend they're on the moral high ground--it's part of their delusion that they're better than the rest of us. It's what their fake feminism is about--defending only those women with the same leftist views, the others can go to hell.

Chelsea Handler really sucks.


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Chelsea Mishandler calls for military coup

Proudly displaying her stupidity

Chelsea Handler (aka Life's Mishandler; aka Miss Handler) has called for the military to overthrow the duly elected President Trump on Friday. It wasn't clear if she was referring to the United States military or the North Korean's.

It's no secret Life's Mishandler hates President Trump and the United States as she has made the opinion of her one existing brain neuron known in a tweet.

"To all the generals surrounding our idiot-in-chief . . . the longer U wait to remove him, the longer UR name will appear negatively in history," she wrote and actually believed that she spelled 'you' and 'your' correctly.

The hysterical comedian's comments were met with virulent negative responses by Americans who actually respect the office of the presidency and have, at minimum, a modicum of patriotism.

If Life's Mishandler (aka Chelsea Handler) thought about what she was asking the military to do, then she needs to be questioned by the Secret Service to determine if she has her own plan in mind for removing or harming our president.

One person tweeted:

"Man Chelsea. Do you think before you tweet? You really want the military to overthrow the President? Think about that for a moment."

The person was asking a lot of Miss Handler when suggesting that she think about the outcome of a military coup.

Of course there were those who agreed with the unfunny feminidiot. They generally comprise the same group of miscreants who suppress free speech at colleges where conservatives are scheduled to present their ideas--Ben Shapiro comes to mind.

Miss Handler posted a photo on Instagram on Thursday wearing a tee-shirt that read: "Sorry about our president" in many different languages, not just limited to Korean, Pashtun, Chinese, Russian and Arabic.

The photo caption read: "The shirt I wear now when I travel. Thanks to whomever sent it to me."

It was likely sent to her by Kim Jong Un or Putin.

And what is it about some people named "Chelsea"?


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Why Chelsea Handler, et al, suck

Don't you love it when some irrelevant jerk makes the bold statement that no matter how many times Melania or Donald asks, they refuse to dress her or have him speak on their radio program, a program where the station is located in places with names like: Beaversuck, Montana, or Fartwafter Creek, New York.

Someone with one such program named Chelsea Handler (hopefully she doesn't have a brother named Richard) took a shot at Melania saying that she wouldn't interview the First Lady because "she can barely speak English."

Handler, a proud high school graduate with no college, is known to speak two languages, one of which is Pig Latin, while Melania speaks five: English, French, German, Italian and Slovene.

I can't judge her on any language but English, but I find Melania quite understandable. In fact, Handler's accusation reminds me of one made about my India-born wife who attended an English Medium School as a kid. 

She too speaks five languages, including English, and worked with a public school system as a social worker. One of her colleagues asked her: "Are the children able to understand you?"

The young lady who asked the question was eventually fired from the job for similar conduct to another worker of color. 

The point I'm making is that it's always the person who focuses on individual differences that has the biggest problem with them. That's why liberals always pull the race card or gender card--they might as well call them the "Individual Differences Card."

The irony of the Handler thing is that Melania never offered or asked to be on her radio program just like she didn't ask Tom Ford, Marc Jacobs or Philip Lim to design any clothing for her. 

If you read Handler' tweets, you will see just how mean-spirited she is . . . and how unfunny.

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Trump said Melania will give two or three more speeches… Hopefully an interpreter will be present.

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Tim Kaine delivered a speech entirely in Spanish. Still easier to understand than Melania.p

9:12 PM - 4 Nov 2016

 
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Sounds like he learned how to say China from Melania. #debate

9:46 PM - 19 Oct 2016

 
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Hopefully someone is explaining all this to Melania right now. #Debates

9:42 PM - 9 Oct 2016

 
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@karen_snowdy @MELANIATRUMP just as soon as she learns how to speak English

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Eshay indkay ofway uckssay.


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