50 Cent obeys his Handler named Chelsea

50 Cent releases latest rap: "Body Foo"

It took a white woman to remind a black rapper known as 50 Cent [pronounced Fiddy Cent] that he was black and that black people should not be voting for Donald Trump because reasons and stuff.

Mr. Cent initially appeared to endorse President Trump in the election but it seems as if his ex-girlfriend Chelsea Handler, has him handled and obedient. Welcome back on the plantation, Fiddy. 

All Ms. Handler had to do was to remind the rapper that "he was a black person," lest he forget, and like black magic, he changed his choice for President from a 74-year-old white dude, to a 78-year-old racist white dude whose socialist leanings excuse his racist comments from the past, both recent and ancient.

Last week, Mr. Cent lit the up internet after he told his huge following to “Vote for Trump” in response to former Vice President Joe Biden’s wild tax plan.

His sage Instagram post: “WHAT THE F***! (VOTE ForTRUMP),” “I’M OUT. F*** NEW YORK The KNICKS never win anyway.” 

“I don’t care Trump doesn’t like black people,” he added, “62% are you out of ya f***ing mind.”

50 Cent is a fake name. His real name is Curtis James Jackson III because nobody is going to name his/her kid with a number and a coin and then leave off the "s."

Soon after the tweet, the rapper doubled-down when he agreed with Katrina Pierson, Trump's senior adviser that he "don't want to be 20cent."

“Yeah, I don’t want to be 20cent. 62% is a very, very bad idea. I don’t like it,” he tweeted, referring to the taxation that would be imposed on New Yorkers.

Once Chelsea Handler, a comedienne of anemic talent, saw who 50 Cent planned to vote for, she panicked. What if Trump won again? That would mean a recovering economy; more jobs for minorities; BLM and Antifa in big trouble; and the U.S. Constitution being interpreted as written, not as Democrats wished it was written. That would be horrible. 

Socialism for the masses is what people need, she believes, now that she's made her money via the free market of capitalism like all the Hollywood types.

So the former comedienne tweeted that he [50 Cent] "used to be my favorite ex-boyfriend," to guilt him into voting for the person she thinks he should vote for because she believes he can't think for himself.

And he caved like a wet box of cornflakes in an acid rain.

Don't you miss the days of the secret ballot, when people just voted their own choices and you didn't know what those choices were? Do you really care who 50 Cent or Chelsea Handler are voting for, or anyone in entertainment for that matter?

C'mon, man, gimme a break. You know you want to follow Brain Flushings--it's free and worth every penny. And remember, every time you click on an ad, an angel gets its wings and a liberal sheds a tear. C'mon.

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