Why Chelsea Handler, et al, suck

Don't you love it when some irrelevant jerk makes the bold statement that no matter how many times Melania or Donald asks, they refuse to dress her or have him speak on their radio program, a program where the station is located in places with names like: Beaversuck, Montana, or Fartwafter Creek, New York.

Someone with one such program named Chelsea Handler (hopefully she doesn't have a brother named Richard) took a shot at Melania saying that she wouldn't interview the First Lady because "she can barely speak English."

Handler, a proud high school graduate with no college, is known to speak two languages, one of which is Pig Latin, while Melania speaks five: English, French, German, Italian and Slovene.

I can't judge her on any language but English, but I find Melania quite understandable. In fact, Handler's accusation reminds me of one made about my India-born wife who attended an English Medium School as a kid. 

She too speaks five languages, including English, and worked with a public school system as a social worker. One of her colleagues asked her: "Are the children able to understand you?"

The young lady who asked the question was eventually fired from the job for similar conduct to another worker of color. 

The point I'm making is that it's always the person who focuses on individual differences that has the biggest problem with them. That's why liberals always pull the race card or gender card--they might as well call them the "Individual Differences Card."

The irony of the Handler thing is that Melania never offered or asked to be on her radio program just like she didn't ask Tom Ford, Marc Jacobs or Philip Lim to design any clothing for her. 

If you read Handler' tweets, you will see just how mean-spirited she is . . . and how unfunny.

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Chelsea Handler 

✔@chelseahandler

Trump said Melania will give two or three more speeches… Hopefully an interpreter will be present.

4:51 AM - 28 Oct 2016

 
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Chelsea Handler 

✔@chelseahandler

Tim Kaine delivered a speech entirely in Spanish. Still easier to understand than Melania.p

9:12 PM - 4 Nov 2016

 
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Chelsea Handler 

✔@chelseahandler

Sounds like he learned how to say China from Melania. #debate

9:46 PM - 19 Oct 2016

 
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Chelsea Handler 

✔@chelseahandler

Hopefully someone is explaining all this to Melania right now. #Debates

9:42 PM - 9 Oct 2016

 
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Chelsea Handler 

✔@chelseahandler

@karen_snowdy @MELANIATRUMP just as soon as she learns how to speak English

11:00 AM - 19 Jul 2016

 
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Eshay indkay ofway uckssay.


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Tom Ford will not dress Melania

Tom Ford, loud liberal dress designer, refused to dress Melania Trump "years ago" when she was modeling because, he claims she isn't the right fit for the fashion designer's brand.

It seems that Ms. Trump's rump didn't have a mega-bump as Michelle Obama has. 

"I was asked to dress [Melania Trump] quite a few years ago and I declined," he told the mentally challenged cast of The View Wednesday. "She's not necessarily my image."

Ford's image is large-butted, angry black women who tell others what they should eat while they put anything they want into their mouths.

The overpriced designer added that he thinks any first lady or woman in power should not wear his designs because they can cost upwards of $3,500. He said that even if Hillary Clinton had won, he wouldn't have dressed her.

"The first lady--other than the fact that I'm a Democrat and voted for Hillary [Clinton] and am very sad and disappointed that she's not in office--even had Hillary won, she shouldn't be wearing my clothes. They're too expensive," Ford said, evidently believing that rich women like Hillary should pretend they're just like 'regular folk.'

"And I don't mean that in a bad way," the liberal continued. "They're not artificially expensive. It's how much it costs to make these things. But I think to relate to everybody, you shouldn't necessarily [wear such expensive clothes]."

IQ challenged Joy Behar mentioned that Ford dressed Michelle Obama, but he defended this by explaining that he only did so once when she went to a dinner at Buckingham Palace with the Queen [not Barack, in this case].

Another designer, France's very own Sophie Theallet, who dressed Michelle Obama on secret occasions, wrote in November that she will not dress Melania Trump, but Melania actually never asked her to dress her in the first place.

I also will not dress Melania. 

Liberals are actually very mean spirited people, when you see how they behave. But on the bright side, they're terrible losers, which puts a spring in my step and a smile on my face.


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