Hunter worries if Trump gets elected in ’24, he may need to leave US with Alyssa Milano

Hunter Biden didn’t abide by a Congressional subpoena last week but instead held a press conference of his own, knowing he would be legally untouchable because of his houseplant father.

Hunter’s brain may be mostly burnt, but he is a lawyer and realizes that he was supposed to show up for the hearing but he didn’t care a fiddler’s fart because his dad is the President with a similarly burnt brain. Most people who fail to show up to a Congressional hearing are supposed to be held in contempt but Hunter thinks he's above all that nonsense. 

The press conference Hunter held was on the Senate side because he was likely worried the House sergeant-in-arms would grab him.  

Anyway, Hunter told reporters that if Donald Trump gets elected in 2024 and replaces his "Get Out of Jail Free" dad, he will leave the country and asked one of the so called reporters if Alyssa Milano is married, and if she is, does she care?

So here's where we stand if Trump wins the presidency in 2024:

Hunter Biden will likely leave the country to avoid arrest. He'll probably do Colombia.

The Clintons will permanently close down the Clinton Foundation.

Cher will leave the U.S. but is too old even for Hunter.

Seth Myers will also leave the U.S. with his go-bag [who is evidently a woman].

Lena Dunham will move to Canada along with Snoop Dogg.

Amy Schumer may go to Spain.

Omari Hardwick [aren't they all] will go to Italy.

Samuel L. Jackson will go to Africa.

And I would wager a guess that every one of them, except for Hunter perhaps, will want to return back to America, because even with Trump as President, it will be the greatest country in the world again.

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Celebrities who promised to leave if they didn't get their way

Celebrities are a fickle group of finkefutses. They always seem to be acting and trying to get us to believe them when they make wild declarations about how they'll move out of the US if Donald Trump gets elected President. 

He did, they didn't.

Now the new claim is that the liberal celebrity folks will leave Twitter if Elon Musk successfully buys the company.

He did, they didn't.

So let's look at some of those celebs who promised to check out but didn't. 

Lena Dunham: Prior to the 2016 election, this pro-Clinton advocate said, "I know a lot of people have threatened to do this, but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver." 

After Trump won, Dunham kept quiet following Tuesday's election night, but on Friday of that week she went on Instagram to address those who "demanded" she follow through with her promise to move to Canada. 

"For those demanding I move to Canada based on something I said when this man seemed like a steak salesman with a long shot at the presidency: stay busy reveling in your new regime," she wrote. "I will go many places during my lifetime, surrounded by kindreds on a mission to spread justice and light."

In other words, she lied.

Amy Schumer, the niece of Sen. Chuck "Nostrils" Schumer (D-NY) also claimed that she would move out of the US if Trump won, saying that she would need to learn Spanish as she planned moving somewhere in Spain. You may not have noticed, but she's still here and even showed up at the Academy Awards punch-fest.

Cher had said she would leave the planet if necessary and even move to Jupiter. She was not referring to Jupiter, Florida but the actual planet. We all know that Cher is a hard left Democrat who lies, and not only did she not tap Elon Musk on the shoulder for a Space-X ride to Jupiter, but she didn't leave the US.

Sean Penn is another celebrity who made a promise. He claimed that if Volodymyr Zelenskyy was not invited to appear at the Academy Award show, he would smelt his Oscars. Zelenskyy was not invited but like most leftists with their hyperbole, his Oscars are safe and sound.

Next we have Whoopi Goldberg one of the braintrusts on The View, a progressive think tank where Democrats develop strategies to combat patriotism. Whoopi claimed that if Trump were to be elected, that "maybe it's time for me to move, you know."

While people wanted her to leave the country, she refused to go and The View remains in negative IQ numbers.

Snoop Dogg also admitted he was looking for a home in Canada it Trump won. He even posted a photo of the CN Tower in Toronto on Instagram and asked Canadian Drake for real estate advice. "My new home. @champagnepapi [Drake] I need the hookup on some property… I'm going to the. 6ix."

He didn't move to Canada, of course.

Miley Cyrus supported Bernie Sanders first, then moved to Hillary Clinton when Bernie was cancelled with the help of the media and DNC. She declared, "My heart is broken into a 100000 pieces…I am moving if [Donald Trump] is my president! I don't say things I don't mean!"

She lied. After Trump won, instead of abiding by her words, she then said she accepts Trump as president and called for him to have an open mind.

George Lopez used to be a comedian, like all former comedians on the far-left. Before the election, he said that Trump "won't have to worry about immigration we'll all go back." Hahahaha funny. He's still here.

It's the same case with Raven Simone who said she's moving to Canada if Trump wins, and Samuel L. Jackson saying he'd move his "black ass to South Africa." His black ass is still here, and she never left.

Barbra Streisand said she would move to Australia or Canada if Hillary didn't break the glass ceiling. She didn't because there is no glass ceiling and nobody likes her.

Chelsea Handler, a woman who had sex with her sister, said she would move to "another country" if Trump won. He did, she didn't.

Mia Farrow: posted a tweet that received a lot of blowback and has since been deleted, that said: “Well if Twitter becomes even more toxic – with Trumpy-treasonous lies & all the hatred – it will be taken less seriously, and people like me will quit – for peace of mind.”  

She later responded by asking Musk to "keep Twitter worthy of your previous achievements and of lawful people everywhere."

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There were others who also went after Musk and free speech. 

Finally, idiot and fake black civil rights activist, Shaun King, deleted his Twitter account and said Musk's takeover is "about white power." He later returned to the app and had backed up his earlier posts by writing: “The man was raised in Apartheid by a white nationalist. He’s upset that Twitter won’t allow white nationalists to target/harass people. That’s his definition of free speech.”

There is no evidence that Elon Musk has a racist bone in his body, as Shaun King tends to claim about most wealthy conservative white men. This makes King the racist, not Musk.

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Lena Dunham compares Trump to white supremacist murderer

Actress, writer and abortion aficionado, Lena Dunham, compared President Trump to Dylann Roof, the white supremacist who, in 2015, entered a black Methodist church and shot nine worshipers to death simply because of their race. 

Roof has been sentenced to death, Trump is the U.S. President.

Trump has shot no one and has not been sentenced to death. In fact, there is no actual evidence that Trump is a white supremacist who would shoot up a church of black people, but it's easy for leftists to claim moral supremacy by accusing someone of being a white supremacist or a racist--in fact, it's their 'Default' position.

Dunham's now deleted tweet was "inspired" by President Trump's comments against NFL players who have been taking a knee during the National Anthem. 

The protest was initiated by failing quarterback, Colin Kaepernick, to protest "racist" police across the country, in spite of the lack of evidence and an overall decrease in shootings of black people by cops.

Dunham responded to a thread on Twitter from comedian Travon Free. She compared Trump to Roof:

"Not only is he [Trump] a racist but he's a racist with untreated mental illness. So under diff circumstances he's Dylann Roof."

Although Dunham majored in creative writing at Oberlin College where she graduated in 2008, her ability to diagnose President Trump's alleged 'mental illness' may come from her own mental illness in which she was diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder as a child and to this day takes an antidepressant to deal with her mental illness.

Another irony over the attack on Trump over the racially-loaded protests is Dunham's own racial controversy when the premiere of her show Girls met with criticism. It turns out she had an all-white main cast in New Freaking York City! What's the likelihood of that?

The only black actors in the pilot were a taxi driver and a homeless man. The only Asian actress in the pilot had the sole trait of being good with computers--Photoshop specifically.

In a brave podcast in 2016 [brave that is, if you were ready to take your vows as a nun], Dunham said she wished she had an abortion. Yes, she really is that crazy.

In other words, she wished she killed her unborn child growing inside her. But realizing that such sentiments might affect her future income in the mainstream entertainment industry, she issued a lengthy, unfelt apology.

After her tweet she followed up with a thread attacking Trump and praising the millionaire victims of racism in the NFL which she may have confused with the NBA, (not realizing that even the shape of their balls are different).

"Do people get how much bravery it takes to stand up to the pres, whether you're rich or not? These players are black Americans. Along with the president's ire they get every violent racist who supports him. They are deluged with threats. Have no shield their [sic] families. I'm not an NBA player, I'm just a random white girl on cable reruns, and since the election the violence in my feed has been terrifying. Imagine their national stage, the abuse they know they'll get for doing the right thing and the fact that they do it anyway? True applause."

Many who took a knee were not necessarily doing it about Trump, but over race relations in the U.S., particularly with the cops.

Yes, we white Trump supporters are the real problem. Worse than Antifa showing up with their weapons and faces covered, attacking anyone who disagrees with them and mostly starting the violence, we white men and women are the real danger.

It's surprising that Dunham would even consider going with a white man, racist, yet her boyfriend since 2012 is Jack Antonoff, a white guy with expensive torn jeans.

Yes, white Trump supporters are racists, but you can't convince my wife of that--she's not white.



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Lena Dunham apologizes, sort of

Mentally impaired "actress" Lena Dunham is taking back her comment she made on her podcast "Women of the Hour" in which she said: " . . . I still haven't had an abortion, but I wish I had." 

The reason she's taking it back is obviously due to the huge backlash she received from normal human beings who, even if they don't oppose abortion, see it as something not to wish for and viewed her remark as offensive.

Dunham explained in an Instagram post that her "latest podcast episode was meant to tell a multifaceted story about reproductive choice in America."

She hoped that by using a big word, 'multifaceted' people would be fooled into believing she is intelligent.

"I truly hope a distasteful joke on my part won't diminish the amazing work of all the women who participated [in the podcast]. My words were spoken from a sort of 'delusional girl' persona I often inhabit, a girl who careens between wisdom and ignorance . . . and it didn't translate. That's my fault. I would never, ever intentionally trivialize the emotional and physical challenges of terminating a pregnancy."

But she did, so that's a lie.

And her cop-out is to pretend she has multiple personality? "Delusional girl"? 

No wonder this woman was big on Hillary Clinton. They're cut from the same pitchfork.

She's no better than the MTV racists and sexists who attack all white men and after the backlash say it was a joke.

Go to hell, Dunham and MTV .  .  .  just joking.

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Why Lena Dunham sucks socks that smell

Lena Dunham said that she wishes she'd had an abortion to fight the "stigma around this issue." Many people wish her Dunham's mother felt the same way.

"Something I've thought about  a lot is the fact that there is stigma around abortion," she said on her podcast.

Dunham had visited the abortion factory known as Planned Parenthood, where their only plan is how to avoid being a parent. She was asked there by a young girl who told her to join in a project where women share stories of abortion.

"I sort of jumped," Dunham giggled. "'I haven't had an abortion,' I told her. I wanted to make it really clear to her that as much as I was going out and fighting for other women's options, I myself had never had an abortion."

"Even I, the woman who cares as much as anybody about a woman's right to choose, felt it was important that people know I was unblemished in this department," she said, adding, "Now I can say that I still haven't had an abortion, but I wish I had."

The idea that this idiot would say that she wishes she had the chance to end the life of an infant disgusts me, as it disgusted many on Twitter who saw her statement. 

Ronald Reagan said it best: "I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."

Lena Dunham is despicable. 



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So-called actress Lena Dunham not moving to Canada

Lena Dunham, Hillary Clinton's biggest fan and n*1 cheerleader promised if the former Worst Lady lost to Donald Trump in the presidential election that she would move to Canada.

Well normal Canadians can relax now--she took a page out of the Clinton Handbook, i.e., she lied. Can you believe that? A liberal who lies? Wow.

Dunham, along with other libtard celebrities like Miley "The Tongue Tart" Cyrus, and Amy "I Can't Find My F***ing Clothes" Schumer, pledged to leave the United States and move to Canada if Trump won the White House. 

Trump won, they stayed.

"I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will," Dunham said, using her best Hillary Clinton truth imitation. "I know a lovely place in Vancouver, and I can get my work done from there."

But she had second thoughts after figuring out how to get out of her vow gracefully, in her mind.

"I can survive staying in this country, MY country, to fight and live and use my embarrassment of blessings to do what's right," Dunham wrote. "It's easy to joke about moving to Canada. It's harder to see, and to love, the people who fill your mailbox with hate. It's harder to see what needs to be done and do it. It's harder to live, fully and painfully aware of the injustice surrounding us, to cherish and fear you country all at once. But I'm willing to try. Will you try with me?"

So she now claimed that what got her to reconsider living up to her word of emigrating north was the hate mail she received.

Dunham acts as if there's something wrong with America and our democratic system. She acts as if she has to fight injustice "surrounding us." She has since sought solace in the Arizona wild, where she can bond with the earth and be one with the rocks, and the rocks will bond with her rocks and help assuage her post-election anxiety.

And perhaps one day, all will be well with Dunham's world. A world where everyone is a liberal, there exists only one political party--the Democratic Party, which one day will change its name to the Communist Party as it moves constantly in that direction. 

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Ringless in the Oval Office

Could it be that Barack and the Mooch are on the outs? Is the marriage of our POTUS and the First Lady a thing of the past, like the Crusades, for example? Or did Barack simply leave his wedding ring on a bus or cab and forgot to take it with him?

President Obama's wedding ring was obviously missing from his left hand on Sunday the White House pool report said. Barack was at Camp David on Sunday then returned to the White House where the Associated Press snapped a photo of our imperial leader without his wedding ring. He had been playing golf (big surprise) earlier in the morning to celebrate his birthday which arrives on Tuesday.

Perhaps he will take his pen and phone, remove it from his nether region, and declare his birthday a national holiday.

The ring-less leader was seen on Friday signing highway funding legislation and was not wearing his wedding ring. Last March, Obama went a full week ring-less and stag.

Michelle, for all you celebrity-watchers, was away from the White House most of the summer. Maybe if the name of the place was different, she would have spent more time there, but maybe it has something to do with a dying flame for America's "first gay president."

 I don't know.

The Mooch took the kids to Europe in June (we paid for it) and spent last week in Palm Springs (we paid for it again), and went to see the Special Olympics and headed out to Coachella Valley where she stayed at the Rancho Mirage, a fitting name to describe her marriage.

Even the Obama girls have been remained away from the White House. Malia is now living in New York City interning for Lena Dunham's HBO show Girls.

Perhaps Barack will make an appearance on the show some time in the future. It's what he does.

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