Showing posts with label Amy Schumer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amy Schumer. Show all posts

Friday, November 8, 2024

Hollywood leftists who vowed to leave US if Trump won lied to us again

Sharon Stone, Cher, Barbra Streisand still here

So many celebrities told us months ago that if former President Donald Trump won the 2024 election [again] they would leave the country. Obviously, they were so sure Vice President Kamala Harris had the election 'in the bag' that they put their boasting out there.

Some of the liars include Sharon Stone, Cher, and Barbra Streisand.

[H/T Fox News Digital]

"I am certainly considering a house in Italy," Stone told the Daily Mail in July. "I think that’s an intelligent construct at this time. This is one of the first times in my life that I’ve actually seen anyone running for office on a platform of hate and oppression."

The nation evidently disagreed with Stone because rumor has it that Trump won bigly.

Cher, for her part, was interviewed by the Guardian and said, "I almost got an ulcer the last time. If he gets in, who knows? This time I will leave [the country]."

She hasn't even started packing, sources say.

Barbra Streisand told former funny man Stephen Colbert that she would not be able to "live in this country if he becomes president," and admitted she'd probably move to England because her foreign language skills are on par with her political acumen.

Representatives for the three women did not immediately respond to Fox News Digital's request for comment.

President elect Donald J. Trump

Celebrities have lied about leaving the country after elections for years. Doug Eldridge, founder of Achilles PR told Fox News Digital, "Every four years, you hear the same recycled rhetoric from celebrities. It's become a running joke at this point. It's ‘all talk, no walk.’"

In 2016, celebrities such as Whoopi Goldberg, Miley Cyrus, Amy Schumer, George Lopez and others lied about leaving if Trump was elected. He was and they didn't.

When Trump first ran, Cyrus [who may have invented the twerk] wrote on Instagram, "My heart is broken into a 100000 pieces…I am moving if [Donald Trump] is my president! I don't say things I don't mean!" She later posted an emotional video on X accepting Trump as president and asking him to "treat people with love." So she said something she didn't mean and thus lied.

Amy Schumer, cousin of Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) said on BBC’s "Newsnight" that year, "My act will change because I will need to learn to speak Spanish because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s just too crazy."

Amy Schumer

She later said her remarks were just "said in jest" as she expressed her disappointment with the 2016 election results on Instagram. In other words, she lied and covered it up by saying it was all a joke.

While it's unclear if Streisand, Cher and Stone actually plan on leaving, Eldridge says their move should have "little to no impact" on their success. But the American public, who voted for Trump in an electoral landslide and popular vote majority, will not be effected due to the fact that the trio are mostly irrelevant. Of course, Streisand may sing a song about leaving America, and Cher may have an acting role as an angry grandma, while Stone may find a role in the Movie "Six." But don't hold your breath.

Christina Applegate

"Please unfollow me if you voted against female rights," Christina Applegate wrote on X, a woman who under the former Trump administration had all the female rights she is now claiming she would lose.

The one thing I believe the American public has showed us is the left's over estimation of the value Hollywood celebrities have on us now.

And pollsters, journalists, and the Democratic Party are having a cow.

Tuesday, December 19, 2023

Hunter worries if Trump gets elected in ’24, he may need to leave US with Alyssa Milano



Hunter Biden didn’t abide by a Congressional subpoena last week but instead held a press conference of his own, knowing he would be legally untouchable because of his houseplant father.

Hunter’s brain may be mostly burnt, but he is a lawyer and realizes that he was supposed to show up for the hearing but he didn’t care a fiddler’s fart because his dad is the President with a similarly burnt brain. Most people who fail to show up to a Congressional hearing are supposed to be held in contempt but Hunter thinks he's above all that nonsense. 

The press conference Hunter held was on the Senate side because he was likely worried the House sergeant-in-arms would grab him.  


Anyway, Hunter told reporters that if Donald Trump gets elected in 2024 and replaces his "Get Out of Jail Free" dad, he will leave the country and asked one of the so called reporters if Alyssa Milano is married, and if she is, does she care?

So here's where we stand if Trump wins the presidency in 2024:
Hunter Biden will likely leave the country to avoid arrest. He'll probably do Colombia.
The Clintons will permanently close down the Clinton Foundation.
Cher will leave the U.S. but is too old even for Hunter.
Seth Myers will also leave the U.S. with his go-bag [who is evidently a woman].
Lena Dunham will move to Canada along with Snoop Dogg.
Amy Schumer may go to Spain.
Omari Hardwick [aren't they all] will go to Italy.
Samuel L. Jackson will go to Africa.
And I would wager a guess that every one of them, except for Hunter perhaps, will want to return back to America, because even with Trump as President, it will be the greatest country in the world again.

Saturday, April 30, 2022

Celebrities who promised to leave if they didn't get their way


Celebrities are a fickle group of finkefutses. They always seem to be acting and trying to get us to believe them when they make wild declarations about how they'll move out of the US if Donald Trump gets elected President. 

He did, they didn't.

Now the new claim is that the liberal celebrity folks will leave Twitter if Elon Musk successfully buys the company.

He did, they didn't.

So let's look at some of those celebs who promised to check out but didn't. 

Lena Dunham: Prior to the 2016 election, this pro-Clinton advocate said, "I know a lot of people have threatened to do this, but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver." 

After Trump won, Dunham kept quiet following Tuesday's election night, but on Friday of that week she went on Instagram to address those who "demanded" she follow through with her promise to move to Canada. 

"For those demanding I move to Canada based on something I said when this man seemed like a steak salesman with a long shot at the presidency: stay busy reveling in your new regime," she wrote. "I will go many places during my lifetime, surrounded by kindreds on a mission to spread justice and light."

In other words, she lied.

Amy Schumer, the niece of Sen. Chuck "Nostrils" Schumer (D-NY) also claimed that she would move out of the US if Trump won, saying that she would need to learn Spanish as she planned moving somewhere in Spain. You may not have noticed, but she's still here and even showed up at the Academy Awards punch-fest.

Cher had said she would leave the planet if necessary and even move to Jupiter. She was not referring to Jupiter, Florida but the actual planet. We all know that Cher is a hard left Democrat who lies, and not only did she not tap Elon Musk on the shoulder for a Space-X ride to Jupiter, but she didn't leave the US.


Sean Penn is another celebrity who made a promise. He claimed that if Volodymyr Zelenskyy was not invited to appear at the Academy Award show, he would smelt his Oscars. Zelenskyy was not invited but like most leftists with their hyperbole, his Oscars are safe and sound.

Next we have Whoopi Goldberg one of the braintrusts on The View, a progressive think tank where Democrats develop strategies to combat patriotism. Whoopi claimed that if Trump were to be elected, that "maybe it's time for me to move, you know."

While people wanted her to leave the country, she refused to go and The View remains in negative IQ numbers.

Snoop Dogg also admitted he was looking for a home in Canada it Trump won. He even posted a photo of the CN Tower in Toronto on Instagram and asked Canadian Drake for real estate advice. "My new home. @champagnepapi [Drake] I need the hookup on some property… I'm going to the. 6ix."

He didn't move to Canada, of course.

Miley Cyrus supported Bernie Sanders first, then moved to Hillary Clinton when Bernie was cancelled with the help of the media and DNC. She declared, "My heart is broken into a 100000 pieces…I am moving if [Donald Trump] is my president! I don't say things I don't mean!"

She lied. After Trump won, instead of abiding by her words, she then said she accepts Trump as president and called for him to have an open mind.

George Lopez used to be a comedian, like all former comedians on the far-left. Before the election, he said that Trump "won't have to worry about immigration we'll all go back." Hahahaha funny. He's still here.

It's the same case with Raven Simone who said she's moving to Canada if Trump wins, and Samuel L. Jackson saying he'd move his "black ass to South Africa." His black ass is still here, and she never left.

Barbra Streisand said she would move to Australia or Canada if Hillary didn't break the glass ceiling. She didn't because there is no glass ceiling and nobody likes her.

Chelsea Handler, a woman who had sex with her sister, said she would move to "another country" if Trump won. He did, she didn't.

Mia Farrow: posted a tweet that received a lot of blowback and has since been deleted, that said: “Well if Twitter becomes even more toxic – with Trumpy-treasonous lies & all the hatred – it will be taken less seriously, and people like me will quit – for peace of mind.”  

She later responded by asking Musk to "keep Twitter worthy of your previous achievements and of lawful people everywhere."

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There were others who also went after Musk and free speech. 

Finally, idiot and fake black civil rights activist, Shaun King, deleted his Twitter account and said Musk's takeover is "about white power." He later returned to the app and had backed up his earlier posts by writing: “The man was raised in Apartheid by a white nationalist. He’s upset that Twitter won’t allow white nationalists to target/harass people. That’s his definition of free speech.”

There is no evidence that Elon Musk has a racist bone in his body, as Shaun King tends to claim about most wealthy conservative white men. This makes King the racist, not Musk.



Sunday, May 14, 2017

Dems want entire GOP to resign

Rod Rosenstein greets Elizabeth Warren
Democrats are not pulling punches anymore. They have called for Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to resign and for all members of the Republican Party to follow suit.

"We're sick and tired of having to fight the Republican Party tooth and nail on every single issue," Chuck Schumer said.

Schumer is the kissin'  cousin of Amy Schumer, the vagina-centric comedienne who's as funny as a box of dead kittens. He is also the Democratic Senate Minority Leader and Hall Monitor and holds the American record for Most Developed Nostrils.

This demand for all Republican members of all three branches of government began when Democrats called for Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to resign because he reportedly decided not to appoint a special prosecutor in the investigation into alleged Russian meddling in our presidential election in which Hillary Clinton miserably lost. 

Clinton swears it wasn't her fault she lost to Donald Trump, so it must have been that Trump cheated. Yeah, that's the ticket.

The Democrats claim that there is a chance the Trump campaign colluded with Russia due to Vladimir Putin's intense dislike for both Hillary and Chelsea Clinton. You see, as a young child, Vladimir was once terrified when waking up in bed next to a beheaded Howdy Doody puppet that his older brother put on his pillow. Now whenever he sees Chelsea, he is reminded of the horror.

Now the entire Democratic Party is on board to rid the nation of the Republican Party "once and for all."

"I support @SenatorDurbin's call for Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to resign if he is unwilling to appoint a special counsel," Sen. Dianne Feinsten (Ditz--Calif.) tweeted.

Democrats and the fake media were hoping Rosenstein would appoint a special prosecutor, perhaps Rachel Maddow, after James Comey was fired Tuesday. This appalled the party of the far left, CNN and MSNBC--but I repeat myself.

"This morning, the president tweeted a thinly veiled threat to Mr. Comey," Sen. Dick Durbin (Dick--Ill.) said, "which could be construed as threatening a witness in this investigation, which is another violation of federal law. To preserve his reputation as a credible prosecutor, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein must appoint who I say he must appoint, to pursue criminal charges or he must resign . . . I have spoken."

Dick Durbin was referring to a Trump tweet that read: "James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!"

It is unclear why President Trump used scare quotes around the word 'tapes,' and why he used an exclamation point at the end of his sentence as he often does.

The Democrats used this tweet to compare Trump to Richard Nixon and how he was caught by the recordings he made of Oval Office conversations. And while those tapes weren't a tenth as interesting as video of Bill Clinton would have been if there were any tapes of him in the same room, the notion that Trump would have been ensnared by the tapes don't make sense--it was Trump who brought them up, if they exist. Ironically, it was Bill Clinton who was the only other president to fire his FBI director.

So there they go again--conflating two unrelated events by attaching the idea of "tapes" to them. [Scare quotes are acceptable in that sentence.]

Rosenstein was originally at the center of the foofaraw over Comey's firing from the FBI. First Trump said he was fired due to Rosenstein's recommendation. Then Trump said he would have fired Comey himself even without Rosenstein's input. 

Trump's apparent impetuous statements screwed up the messaging of White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, Principal Deputy White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Vice President Mike Pence. Aside from that, everything was okay.

Mr. Trump said that he wants the investigation into Russian collusion to be "absolutely done properly," after assuring the public that there was no "there" there. 

Thus far, Rod Rosenstein, President Trump, Vice President Pence, the Republicans in the House and Senate, have no plans of resigning; nor does the remainder of the Republican Party.

Deal with it.


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Friday, March 17, 2017

Amy Schumer's verbal flatulence

Amy Schumer seems like the type of person who would fart in an elevator with one other person aboard and blame that person for the stink. Now she insists that in spite of the horrible reviews she received, people really like her new Netflix special.

She blames alt-right Internet trolls for the bad reviews of "The Leather Special" which debuted last week.

The so-called comic said the reviews that go from "Sucks" to "Really Sucks," aren't because her special is sub-par, but that it's due to a coordinated online effort to attack her.

Schumer also slammed "the 'journalists' who report on the activity of trolls as if it's news" and said that this is what the current administration wants.

It's good to know those journalists are supporting Trump--that's news to me.

"The alt right organized trolls attack everything I do," she whine. "They organize to get my ratings down."

Yes, the alt right has secret meetings along with Trump's press corps and plan attacks on Amy Schumer, because she is so important and they must stop her at all costs.

The paranoid 35-year-old narcissist said the alt right had organized similar protests against her book, TV show and movies. "I want to thank them," she lied. "It reminds me what I'm saying is effective and brings more interest to my work and their obsession with me keeps me going." [Not that it has anything to do with money.]

She also defended her joke-stealing: "Call me a thief and I will continue to rise and fight and lead. I know who I am," she bragged. 

As far as the crummy reviews she received from TV critics and the LA Times, she forgot to mention them.

Even liberal Newsday's TV critic gave her performance a "C" and said it was "too much" and "too carnal." The Detroit News said it was "funny but predictable," which usually makes something not so funny.

The joke-stealing is definitely not funny. 

Heat Street posted a YouTube video (shown here) showing how two of Schumer's bits are compared to old routines done by Dave Attell and Dave Chappelle--note their similarity and the fact that Schumer's bit was less funny than theirs.



Thursday, November 10, 2016

Lying Amy Schumer refuses to leave for Spain

Amy Schumer, like many liberals, lied when she said to the BBC Newsnight that if Donald Trump wins the presidency she will move to Spain. 

Schumer, who is a distant cousin of Sen. Chuck Schumer (Duh-NY) but has significantly smaller nostrils and smaller mind, said she was only joking when she made the promise. That's too bad for the U.S.A. but great for Spain, a country that knows what the absence of talent looks like.

"My act will change because I will need to learn to speak Spanish because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It's beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It's too crazy."

Yes, she would've needed to learn Spanish profanity to fit her 'act.' 

But on Election Day, she took to social media to inform her low functioning fans that she was staying in America.

The sexually repugnant Schumer also had said she would move to London.

"First of all, the interview where I said I would move was in London and was said in jest. Not that anyone needs more than a headline to count something as official news," she wrote on Instagram.

Schumer wrote that she was grieving and angry because she the election didn't go her way and she hates it when she doesn't get everything she wants. "I am furious. I cry for her and for all the smart people I love . . . " referring to Hillary Clinton, the hideous un-indicted felon who believes Trump supporters are deplorable racists and misogynists--in other words, half of America. 

Other leftist celebrities who claimed they would leave the country if Trump won are Samuel L. Jackson (the "L" is for Liar), Jon Stewart, Lena Dunham, Bryan Cranston, Chelsea Handler and Erasmus Hall High School's very own Barbra Steisand (who rarely changed her gym shorts).

If even one of these liars actually relocates to Canada or elsewhere, I will give them full credit for their honesty, but when are liberals and politicians honest?

Raven-Symone said on "The View" that if Trump wins she has a plane ticket and was ready to leave. I suspect she too was lying, just like Schumer and the rest of the liberals, and they said it because they never thought he could win.

"My confession for this election is . . . [should the Republican candidate win] I'm gonna move to Canada with my entire family. I already have my ticket." 

FOX411 requested a comment from "The View" host after the election was called but she didn't return the request.

The New Yorker Magazine shot themselves in the foot after they came out with a cover photo of Trump with the word 'Loser' across his image. 

Like it or not, Trump won the election fairly. Of course the left is going to protest the electoral college system--the right would have probably done  the same thing if Trump received the popular vote. But it's not the popular vote that counts.

Period.



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