Hunter worries if Trump gets elected in ’24, he may need to leave US with Alyssa Milano

Hunter Biden didn’t abide by a Congressional subpoena last week but instead held a press conference of his own, knowing he would be legally untouchable because of his houseplant father.

Hunter’s brain may be mostly burnt, but he is a lawyer and realizes that he was supposed to show up for the hearing but he didn’t care a fiddler’s fart because his dad is the President with a similarly burnt brain. Most people who fail to show up to a Congressional hearing are supposed to be held in contempt but Hunter thinks he's above all that nonsense. 

The press conference Hunter held was on the Senate side because he was likely worried the House sergeant-in-arms would grab him.  

Anyway, Hunter told reporters that if Donald Trump gets elected in 2024 and replaces his "Get Out of Jail Free" dad, he will leave the country and asked one of the so called reporters if Alyssa Milano is married, and if she is, does she care?

So here's where we stand if Trump wins the presidency in 2024:

Hunter Biden will likely leave the country to avoid arrest. He'll probably do Colombia.

The Clintons will permanently close down the Clinton Foundation.

Cher will leave the U.S. but is too old even for Hunter.

Seth Myers will also leave the U.S. with his go-bag [who is evidently a woman].

Lena Dunham will move to Canada along with Snoop Dogg.

Amy Schumer may go to Spain.

Omari Hardwick [aren't they all] will go to Italy.

Samuel L. Jackson will go to Africa.

And I would wager a guess that every one of them, except for Hunter perhaps, will want to return back to America, because even with Trump as President, it will be the greatest country in the world again.

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