Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts

Friday, July 9, 2021

BREAKING: Michael Avenatti gets 30 months in the slammer, cries like a baby in court



Former CNN hopeful for the U.S. presidency and a man who earned a special place in the heart of Brian Stelter, disgraced lawyer Michael Avenatti was sentenced to two and a half years in prison Thursday for trying to extort up to $25 million from China's shoe and clothing company known as Nike. The normal sentence for similar crimes is often up to 9 years, Avenatti will serve less than one third the time [if you do the math and you're not Joe Biden].

While addressing the court prior to sentencing, the tough guy lawyer cried like a lost child.

This case is only one of several the scumbag is currently having to deal with. Judge Paul Gardephe of the Southern District of New York ripped Avenatti a new one during the sentencing but still gave him a break on the time he will have to spend being careful not to drop the soap in the shower, if you know what I mean.

“Mr. Avenatti’s conduct was outrageous," the judge told the Washington Examiner. "He hijacked his client’s claims, and he used those claims to further his own agenda — which was to extort millions of dollars from Nike to enrich himself. Mr. Avenatti had become drunk on the power of his platform, or what he perceived the power of his platform to be. He had become someone who operated as if the laws and rules that apply to everyone else didn’t apply to him.”

U.S. Attorney Geoffrey S. Berman and the prosecution team wrote in the case filing: “The defendant, a prominent attorney and media personality with a large public following, betrayed his client and sought to enrich himself by weaponizing his public profile in an attempt to extort a publicly-traded company out of tens of millions of dollars. This was an egregious abuse of trust, and it warrants real and serious punishment.” 

Avenatti’s defense team pleaded with the judge for leniency. They argued that Avenatti had faced enough public humiliation during the case already. In other words, if you get caught and are sufficiently embarrassed by what you did, that should settle it. Balderdash!

“Avenatti’s epic fall and public shaming has played out in front of the entire world. The Court may take judicial notice of this fact, as Avenatti’s cataclysmic fall has been well-documented. He is openly mocked by the former President of the United States and his preferred media outlets, to the glee of millions of the former President’s followers and supporters,” the attorneys wrote.


“He cannot go anywhere in public without inducing and subjecting himself to vitriolic comments and abuse. These circumstances alone would deter anyone in Avenatti’s shoes from engaging in similar conduct,” they said.

Fortunately for Avenatti, he will not be going anywhere in public for a while. He was found guilty of the extortion scheme in February. In spite of the notoriety of the case, Brian Stelter has not reported on his crestfallen feelings over the sentencing, but reliable sources who wish to remain anonymous say that Stelter has, like Avenatti, been seen crying.

But that is not the case with former President Donald J. Trump who lately appears to have a spring in his step.

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Saturday, May 8, 2021

Gun shoots 3 at Idaho middle school: teacher disarms shooter

Teacher who disarmed shooter

A gun being held by an Idaho middle school student went on a shooting spree but the gun and the student were stopped by a brave female teacher, according to police.

A sixth grade girl pulled a handgun from her backpack ["Hello Kitty?"] and the gun went off, shooting two fellow students and one grownup on Thursday morning. 

Note: the local television station, KTVB-TV identified the shooter as a male. This sounds more probable but is not yet known for certain.

According to police, who have yet to be defunded, the girl was disarmed by a cis gender female teacher and both she and the guilty gun were taken into custody shortly after the shooting.

Fortunately, all three shooting victims are expected to survive their injuries.

"This morning, at approximately 9:08 a.m., a sixth grade female student retrieved a handgun from her backpack," Jefferson County Sheriff Steve Anderson said during a media conference.

"She fired multiple rounds inside of the school and out," Anderson continued. "She injured three people." He confirmed that the injuries sustained by the victims were the result of a gun that had no business shooting innocent people.

Also fortunately, there were no AR-15 rifles shooting people in spite of their call to be banned.

The Associated Press reported: 

A female teacher disarmed the girl and held her until law enforcement arrived and took her into custody, authorities said, without giving other details. Authorities say they're investigating the motive for the attack and where the girl got the gun.

The three victims were transported to a local hospital via ambulance with injuries that appeared to be non-life threatening. The injured adult is reportedly a custodian at the school, who has since been released from the hospital.

The Idaho Falls Post Register reported:

Lucy Long, a sixth-grade student at Rigby Middle School, shared her experience from inside the school with the Post Register. She said she heard two gunshots around 9:10 a.m. She said the classroom then went under lockdown: lights and computers were turned off and the students lined up against the wall.

Lucy said she was comforting her friends and began recording, so police would know what happened if the shooter came in. The audio contained mostly whispers, with one sentence audible.

"It's real," one of the students is heard saying.


According to KTVB-TV, the students were evacuated to a nearby school after the shooting awaiting their parents for pickup or to be bussed home.

"Today we had the worst nightmare a school district could encounter," Jefferson School District Superintendent Chad Martin said after the incident. "We had a school shooting here at Rigby Middle School. What we know so far is the shooter has been apprehended. There is no further threat to the students."


Gun violence isn't a thing. It's simply violence and should not remove our Second Amendment rights.

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Thursday, October 1, 2020

Joe Biden sarcastically says "Inshallah" at debate, making fun of Islam





Joe Biden claims to be a devout Catholic except for that abortion thingy he supports, and if this is true, he made fun of Islam on national television in the first [and likely the last] presidential debate.
The debate issue was about Trump's 2016 tax returns. Trump said his returns were under audit and insisted they would be released as Biden still tried to push him. When President Trump repeated that they will be released in the future, Biden replied, "Inshallah."

Now Arabic-speaking Christians and Muslims use the word "Allah" when referring to the God of Islam. But Biden saying Inshallah is a sign that he's being sarcastic with the Arabic-Islamic term meaning "God willing." In other words, it appears that Sleepy Joe was making fun of Islam by his use of mindless sarcasm.

If this is the wrong take on his use of the word, then one can imply that he's pandering to the Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib Muslim crowd and the Left, whose support of Islam is an oxymoron in respect to their lack of support of Christians and Jews.

A Twitter user, whose handle is Danny Hajjar, posted the moment whereby Joe Biden said Inshallah:

— Danny Hajjar داني حجار 🇱🇧 (@DanielGHajjar) September 30, 2020
Joel B. Pollak [Breitbart, September 29, 2020] wrote about the moment the mushy-mouth Biden said the word then chuckled at his own sarcasm. 

Hopefully, Biden's remark will be recognized as a turn-off to the Muslim community rather than a sign of respect. You can't have it both ways, Joe. Either you're a devout Catholic making fun of Islam, or you're a pandering pusillanimous piss-pot who will do or say anything to get votes, much like your running-mate.



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Monday, June 17, 2019

They're eating their own: Avenatti blasts Alyssa Milano as a 'disgusting hypocrite'

Porn actress specialist attorney Mike Avenatti went after mediocre actress Alyssa Milano on Twitter Monday. He was angry by a tweet Milano posted after his arrest for domestic violence last November.

At the time, Milano said, as reported by Fox News, that the domestic violence allegations against the former CNN presidential hopeful, were "totally disgusting" and that she was "disavowing" Avenatti. This must have cut the sleazy lawyer to the quick as he had always been a fan of "Who's the Boss" and fellow Trump-haters.

Avenatti was arrested  in November 2018 after an ex-girlfriend, who was not a porn actress, accused him of grabbing her forcibly by the wrist and bodily throwing her out of his luxurious apartment that may have been paid for by CNN's Brian Stelter, allegedly.

The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office announced in February that Avenatti would not be charged with a crime because he was a progressive and gets a free pass this time.

For some crazy reason, Avenatti chose to respond on Monday -- about eight months after the actress' tweet -- by labeling her a "disgusting hypocrite."

And when it comes to disgusting, Michael Avenatti wrote the book.

"You preach about Trump's need to follow the constitution but then ignore it yourself," Avenatti wrote in a blind porn rage. "You are a disgusting hypocrite. I don't care what side you are on. Where the hell is my apology for you proclaiming my guilt for something I was never even charged with?" he said, but the case is still open, according to the LA DA [Doo-dah.] He can still be charged, but I suspect that Eric Swalwell has a better chance of being elected President of the United States than that ever happening.

Meanwhile, the scumcrumpet weasel is still facing a number of federal charges in California and New York for allegedly trying to blackmail Nike, as well as other crimes. It's on audio tape so Avenatti has as much chance of winning this case as Bernie Sanders has of holding a real job faw maw than a yeaah.
Last week, to the delight of President Trump, the California State Bar made a motion to suspend Avenatti's law license, [that he apparently found inside a box of Cracker Jacks.] The state bar argued that his alleged conduct "poses a substantial threat of harm to clients or the public."

Hopefully, Avenatti will represent himself and prove the old adage that a person who represents themself in a court trial, has an idiot for a client.

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Sunday, November 18, 2018

Pelosi hails race hustler anti-Semite as nation's hero

House Minority Leader Nancy "Dancing Hands" Pelosi told an audience [who had nothing better to do] that when America's chips were down, there was an anti -Semitic guy, a guy whose love affair with Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan knows no bounds. He is a man who rose to the occasion and saved the nation, she claimed.

That man, that horrible, angry race-baiting POS is the so-called "Reverend" Al Sharpton [aka: Al Sharptongue; aka: The Hate Rev.].

Pelosi (D-Calif.) spoke at the National Action Network's (NAN) Legislative & Policy Conference on Wednesday, casting Sharptongue as a freaking national savior.

What did he ever save other than the tax money he owed over the years to the government?

Pelosi said that groundwork laid by The Hate Rev and MSNBC host during NAN's founding, paid dividends during the midterm elections.

"We are going to be visionary," she told the brain damaged audience in Washington, D.C. "We are going to be unifying. We are going to be healing. We are going to be transparent in how we do this."

To which The Hate Rev asked, "That word, 'transparent.' That's the one we can see through, right? I always get it confused with, how do you say, 'translucent.' Heh, heh, at least it ain't transgender--I hate them m*****f**kers."

Pelosi then took Sharpton's hand in hers and shook it with a jerk.

"We are going to be respectful of other views," Pelosi lied, "but we are going to try to find our common ground where we can," [defined as ground conservatives give up to progressive lunatics]. "We have a responsibility to do that, but where we can't, stand our ground like a rock" [and throw rocks if necessary at people who disagree]. "That's what Thomas Jefferson advised us to do . ... [now she likes Jefferson, but hated that he owned slaves]. Thank you [NAN] for helping to take back America. ...Thank you, Rev. Al Sharpton, for saving America."

Nancy Pelosi is a certified lunatic if she believes what she said about Sharpton. He is one of the most divisive race baiters in the nation.


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Thursday, September 28, 2017

Lena Dunham compares Trump to white supremacist murderer

Actress, writer and abortion aficionado, Lena Dunham, compared President Trump to Dylann Roof, the white supremacist who, in 2015, entered a black Methodist church and shot nine worshipers to death simply because of their race. 

Roof has been sentenced to death, Trump is the U.S. President.

Trump has shot no one and has not been sentenced to death. In fact, there is no actual evidence that Trump is a white supremacist who would shoot up a church of black people, but it's easy for leftists to claim moral supremacy by accusing someone of being a white supremacist or a racist--in fact, it's their 'Default' position.

Dunham's now deleted tweet was "inspired" by President Trump's comments against NFL players who have been taking a knee during the National Anthem. 

The protest was initiated by failing quarterback, Colin Kaepernick, to protest "racist" police across the country, in spite of the lack of evidence and an overall decrease in shootings of black people by cops.

Dunham responded to a thread on Twitter from comedian Travon Free. She compared Trump to Roof:
"Not only is he [Trump] a racist but he's a racist with untreated mental illness. So under diff circumstances he's Dylann Roof."
Although Dunham majored in creative writing at Oberlin College where she graduated in 2008, her ability to diagnose President Trump's alleged 'mental illness' may come from her own mental illness in which she was diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder as a child and to this day takes an antidepressant to deal with her mental illness.

Another irony over the attack on Trump over the racially-loaded protests is Dunham's own racial controversy when the premiere of her show Girls met with criticism. It turns out she had an all-white main cast in New Freaking York City! What's the likelihood of that?

The only black actors in the pilot were a taxi driver and a homeless man. The only Asian actress in the pilot had the sole trait of being good with computers--Photoshop specifically.

In a brave podcast in 2016 [brave that is, if you were ready to take your vows as a nun], Dunham said she wished she had an abortion. Yes, she really is that crazy.

In other words, she wished she killed her unborn child growing inside her. But realizing that such sentiments might affect her future income in the mainstream entertainment industry, she issued a lengthy, unfelt apology.

After her tweet she followed up with a thread attacking Trump and praising the millionaire victims of racism in the NFL which she may have confused with the NBA, (not realizing that even the shape of their balls are different).

"Do people get how much bravery it takes to stand up to the pres, whether you're rich or not? These players are black Americans. Along with the president's ire they get every violent racist who supports him. They are deluged with threats. Have no shield their [sic] families. I'm not an NBA player, I'm just a random white girl on cable reruns, and since the election the violence in my feed has been terrifying. Imagine their national stage, the abuse they know they'll get for doing the right thing and the fact that they do it anyway? True applause."

Many who took a knee were not necessarily doing it about Trump, but over race relations in the U.S., particularly with the cops.

Yes, we white Trump supporters are the real problem. Worse than Antifa showing up with their weapons and faces covered, attacking anyone who disagrees with them and mostly starting the violence, we white men and women are the real danger.

It's surprising that Dunham would even consider going with a white man, racist, yet her boyfriend since 2012 is Jack Antonoff, a white guy with expensive torn jeans.

Yes, white Trump supporters are racists, but you can't convince my wife of that--she's not white.



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