Amber Heard under investigation in smuggling case

It looks like Amber Heard may have s**t the bed again as she is under criminal investigation in Australia.

“The 36-year-old actress is the subject of an ‘ongoing’ perjury investigation related to court proceedings stemming from her infamous visit to Queensland with Depp in 2015, when she broke Australia’s strict quarantine and biosecurity laws by failing to declare the former couple’s Yorkshire terriers, Pistol and Boo, when she flew into the country,” the Daily Mail reported. 

“Heard was charged with two counts of illegally importing the animals in July 2015, however the case was closed when she pled guilty to falsifying travel documents in a Gold Coast court in April 2016.”

Australian officials confirmed the investigation of Heard for perjury when she allegedly lied to law enforcement about the circumstances involving the importation of her puppies into the land Down Under.

“The department’s perjury investigation stems from testimony given by a former employee of Depp during his UK libel case against The Sun newspaper in 2020,” the report said. “Depp’s former estate manager Kevin Murphy raised eyebrows when he told the London court that Ms. Heard had ordered him to lie on oath after she flew the pets into Queensland in a private jet without declaring them.” Apparently, lying under oath is something which Heard is familiar.

The critters were supposed to be put in quarantine for ten days. When it was discovered that never happened, the couple was given three days to get the dogs out of Australia or they would be killed.

“Heard eventually pleaded guilty to the lesser charge of falsifying an immigration document and accepted a fine of 10,000 Australian dollars ($7,650) after her lawyer, Jeremy Kirk, insisted that the paperwork for the dogs had ‘slipped through the cracks’ and that there was ‘no attempt to deceive,’” the report continued. “Heard’s version of events went unchallenged until July 2020 when Depp’s former estate manager told London’s High Court in a written statement that he had repeatedly warned the actress about Australia’s strict animal entry rules.”

Wow, payback is a bitch.

Murphy said in the statement to the court that he had repeatedly told Heard “that trying to take the dogs into Australia without completing the mandatory process was illegal and could result in very harsh penalties including euthanizing the dogs.”

Murphy said that the untalented actress demanded that he lie about the incident after it became a problem and she alluded to threatening his job if he refused.

“When I expressed that I was extremely uncomfortable with this, Ms. Heard said to me ‘Well I want your help on this … I wouldn’t want you to have a problem with your job,’” Murphy stated she told him. “It became very apparent that Ms. Heard was threatening my job stability unless I cooperated with providing a declaration that supported her false account for the Australian proceedings. Because of this I felt extreme pressure to cooperate, despite knowing this would involve being untruthful.”

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Murphy said that he had been contacted by the FBI about the matter and agreed to cooperate with Australia’s criminal investigation.

So Amber initially going after Johnny has apparently had a boomerang effect on her.

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Harry sells his rifle collection to keep Meghan happy

Prince Harry, who some are unfairly calling "Princess Harriet," sold his custom-made hunting rifles in order to please his wife actress Meghan Markle, according to U.K. tabloids.

“A fellow hunter bought the pair of prized Purdey firearms, thought to be worth at least £50,000, in a private deal,” The Sun reported.

“Harry learnt to shoot as a child and once killed a one-ton buffalo,” the news outlet reported. “But Meghan is opposed to hunting and pals hinted the Duke of Sussex would give up to appease her.”

He also gave up three gallons of future testosterone.

Sadly, Harry, 35, did not attend recent shoots at Balmoral and Sandringham, according to The Sun. “He sold his two British-made guns five months ago — before he and Meghan, 38, quit the UK for a new life in North America.”

“He bought them because he wanted them, not because they belonged to Harry, but he was quite chuffed when he found out,” a friend of the anonymous buyer said. “They are beautiful examples and he’s very pleased with them but he’s not the sort of person who wants to boast about the royal connection.”

Conservationist ape fan, Jane Goodall, 86, said last week that Harry would likely stop hunting to please Meghan, rather than Meghan understanding Harry's love of hunting and support him.

Goodall told Radio Times Harry and brother Prince William “were champions of the natural world.” “Except they hunt and shoot,” she added. “But I think Harry will stop because Meghan doesn’t like hunting.”

What Goodall doesn't understand is that both things can be true at the same time: you can love the natural world and also love to hunt and shoot. If it was not for hunters and the money that goes into hunting licenses, there would be a devastation of wildlife from the lack of land afforded to the animals. And unless you're a strict vegan, you have nothing to say about people who hunt for sport and food.

Harry and Meghan announced they were leaving their royal duties behind to become financially independent in January. About a week following their bombshell announcement, Queen Elizabeth II financially cut off the couple and stripped away their titles.

“Harry, Meghan and Archie will always be much loved members of my family,” the Queen said in a statement, adding that she “support[s] their wish for a more independent life.” But more likely, she was only referring to Harry and Archie; Meghan is her Jughead.

As noted by U.K. outlet Express in January, Harry was also forced to give up his military titles when he chose the royal split. “Prince Harry, who made a career in the Armed Forces before he met Meghan Markle, will also lose some of his military titles,” the report outlined. “Prince Harry enjoyed 10 years in the Army, leaving in 2015.”

Harry “was the Captain-General of Royal Marines, Honorary Air Commandant Royal Air Force Honington, and Commodore-in-Chief of Small Ships and Diving,” Express said. “As his grandmother is the head of the Armed forces in the UK, the Queen can strip Harry of his titles.” 

And Meghan can strip him of his manhood. [Google "orchiectomy."]

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Photos of wild Bill Clinton with alleged "sex slave" Epstein madame

The Sun [UK] on Wednesday published a treasure trove of new photos of former President "Wild Bill" Clinton that connect him directly to non-suicide but dead anyway Jeffrey Epstein in a "world exclusive," as they called it.

The photos show Clinton standing with alleged Epstein madam Ghislaine Maxwell on board Epstein’s notorious private jet known as the “Lolita Express," so called due to the underage female passengers [sex slaves, underage prostitutes] it flew to Epstein's 70-acre island, Little St. James, in the Caribbean.

Another image shows the former president with his arm around alleged “sex slave” Chauntae Davis, who is wearing a pilot hat she was allegedly ordered to wear to look professional, The Sun reported.

“Other never-seen-before images show Clinton traveling on the infamous Boeing 727 "Lolita Express" while playing cards and actually smoking a cigar,” rather than using it for other purposes.

“It’s clear that Epstein was using this private jet and his wealth to get close to rich and powerful people,” Miss Davis told The Sun.

“Looking back at these images now it raises a lot of questions about why Bill Clinton was using the plane and what perhaps Jeffrey may have been trying to accomplish by having him around,” she said.

Chauntae, was 22 years old when the photo was taken and she, “categorically denied that any improper behavior occurred around Clinton and that he was a ‘complete gentleman’ the entire time,” according to the report.

“President Clinton knows nothing about the terrible crimes Jeffrey Epstein plead guilty to in Florida some years ago, or those with which he has previously been charged in New York,” a previously issued statement from Clinton said, just like Obama didn't know after following him for 20 years that so-called Rev. Jeremiah Wright spat out anti-Semitic and anti-American crap from his pulpit. Both gentlemen missed those antics.

 “In 2002 and 2003, President Clinton took a total of four trips on Jeffrey Epstein’s airplane: one to Europe, one to Asia, and two to Africa, which included stops in connection with the Clinton Foundation. Staff, supporters of the Foundation, and his Secret Service detail traveled on every leg or every trip.”

In August, it was reported that Epstein allegedly had a “sexual picture” of former Mr. Clinton hanging in his Manhattan mansion.

Epstein was said to have died by hanging in his jail cell back in August. He had just been transferred to a ‘special housing unit’ within the Metropolitan Detention Center in New York City in order to provide him with greater protection, which turned out to be a sad joke.

At the time, he was facing dozens of sex trafficking charges stemming from years spent allegedly shuttling young women between several of his massive homes, so that he and his friends could use them for sex.”

The death, which was supposedly a suicide, which it wasn't, came two weeks after Epstein allegedly tried to hang himself the first time in jail with the video inoperable, his cellmate transferred, the guards sleeping just feet away from the cell, and a unicorn crapping on the floor by the cell door.

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Oldest British man to have the procedure discusses his voluntary genital mutilation

Four years ago, the oldest man in Britain had gone ahead and had his penis and testicles mutilated to accommodate the delusion that he's a woman, in spite of his X chromosome and his ability to produce sperm cells.

Fortunately for him, and to his surprise, the National Health Service [aka taxpayers] footed the bill for the mutilation--he is currently 85 years quite old.

Changing his name from James Rose to Ruth Rose, his doctor had finally told him he would be considered for the genital procedure which would mentally confirm his delusion. The "good news" elicited a throaty giggle from the dude.

British newspaper The Sun, interviewed him and he spoke of his joy over his mental illness and the surgery he was not required to pay for out of pocket or skirt.

Rose defended the £4,000 cost for the penile mutilation to make it resemble a labia. His defense was that he volunteered for charities that support the elderly and he sat on an NHS advisory board. In his mind, that should qualify him for taxpayer funded a genital "cut and tuck.""

He told the BBC, "It is only in the past 15 years that this has become acceptable. Before that people thought it was just for freaks."

He's wrong.

In reality, intelligent people did not think genital mutilation was for freaks, but for the mentally ill. Fifteen years ago people who wanted their genitals mutilated to accommodate their delusions were diagnosed with gender identity disorder. But that changed due to pressure placed on the National Institute of Mental Health by the LBGTQ etc., community.

Ruth had been living as a transvestite several years prior to his surgery. He had been an ex-Royal Air Force navigator, mechanical engineer and financial consultant. You would think with his last position he would have the knowledge to have saved up for his own surgical procedure, but perhaps he wasn't very good at it.

The guy was married but didn't tell his wife that he dressed like a woman, In 1973 she found pictures of him dressed that way and they divorced in 2003.

He waited until his retirement to come out as a transvestite but he said he wanted to be female at age nine. Sadly, once he was born male, that was "all she wrote."

[Pardon the pun.]


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Here's what the pig's sty looks like

Some say that a cluttered apartment is the sign of a cluttered mind, but in the case of Younes "I'd-Like-to-Buy-a-Vowel" Abouyaaquoub, it's the sign of a young cold-blooded Islamic terrorist.

Abouyaaquoub, 22, is currently Europe's most-wanted scum crumpet and he is alleged to have plowed a van down Las Ramblas promenade Thursday, which killed 13 people and injuring 120 others. 

He fled on foot and remains at large.

Another attack several hours later killed one person and injured others in the town of Cambrils.

Authorities raided his apartment and discovered that Abouyaaquoub is apparently a religious Muslim as they found the religious text "The Life of the Prophet Muhammad" on a filthy mattress.

On Sunday, The Sun obtained what they claimed are exclusive photos of the terrorist's apartment (aka the "Dump") after it was searched by police. [All photos in this post are credited to The Sun. 

Apparently, Abouyaaquoub got out of Dodge as quickly as possible, according to what the photos reveal. He likely shared the dump with his wife and two young children. The apartment is located in Ripoll, about 65 miles from the attack.

The photo of the prophet of Islam religious text was taken in the bedroom where a huge pile of clothing is seen on a metal-frame bed.

The kitchen looks like it should be condemned by the Board of Health: a serving spoon in the sink, a disgustingly greasy frying pan, a loaf of fresh French bread and a pot of Moroccan tea on the counter.

A photo of a Moroccan passport can be seen on a table containing a can of insecticide, a roll of toilet paper (which is likely not used for its normal task) and a bottle of glass cleaner (which is probably what the toilet paper is used with).

There were also two pictures on the wall containing verses from the Quran, the Islamic "holy" book that is often mistaken for a military manual. 

Authorities believe Abouyaaquoub (pronounced "About yah cab") was part of a 12-member extremist cell of the Islamic persuasion that staged both vehicle attacks and plotted a far deadlier plot using explosives favored by ISIS.


It was learned that all three vehicles tied to the investigation were rented with Abouyaaquoub's credit card. It's believed they planned to fill the vans with the explosives and create a massive attack in the Catalan capital.

Hopefully, they will apprehend Abouyaaquoub soon before he can kill more innocent people.






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British "man" is pregnant

Hayden at 12

Gender dysphoria used to be known as gender identity disorder, but the terminology has changed along with how it's defined in order to be politically correct and avoid insulting the mentally ill population and/or being sued by GLAAD and the like.

Anyway, the Wikipedia definition of gender dysphoria is defined by "strong, persistent feeling of identification with the opposite gender and discomfort with one's own assigned sex that results in significant distress or impairment. People with gender dysphoria desire to live as members of the opposite sex and often dress and use mannerisms associated with the other gender. For instance, a person identified as a boy may feel and act like a girl."

It goes on to say: "The disturbance can be so pervasive that the mental lives of some individuals resolve only around activities that lessen gender distress. They are often preoccupied with appearance, especially early in the transition to living in the opposite sex role. Relationship with parents also may be seriously impaired. Some males with gender dysphoria resort to self-treatment with hormones and may (very rarely) perform their own castration and penectomy. . . " [my italics].

In today's politically correct climate, however, if a man identifies as a woman, and vice-versa, we go along with it and agree that they must therefore be what they claim to be. This was even true in the case of Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who identified as a black woman and hid the truth from her NAACP employer.

Now a 20-year-old British "man" is 4-months pregnant after advertising and getting a sperm donor on Facebook, according to The Sun.

Hayden Cross is still in the "transition process" in which she will mutilate her body (having her breasts and ovaries cut away) to make it appear to be that she is a guy, but plans to have a baby before she is mutilated.

Of course, with all the PC BS, Hayden is legally a man and has begun hormone treatment. The rest of the task of going along with her delusion is being put on hold until after she gives birth.

Hayden, who is unemployed, has for the past 3 years pretended to be a guy, was desperate to have a baby--how very masculine of her. She asked the National Health Service (NHS) to freeze her eggs but they refused to carry out the process, so she worried that she would never have the chance to become a mother father to her own child.

So using her best judgment (to bring a baby into the world without a job nor spouse) Hayden went on Facebook to find a sperm donor. Perhaps she figured that if Charles Manson at the age of 80 at the time, could find a 20-year-old woman to marry him, anything is possible with the Internet.

She was right. A guy brought her his sperm and she used a local hospital's NHS maternity service, and now she's 16 weeks pregnant and plans to have the baby before completing the cosmetic changes to her body to make her think she's a man.

"I'll be a great dad," she said seriously.

She told The Sun on Sunday: "I faced the prospect of not becoming the man I am supposed to be, physically, or a dad. So I didn't feel like I had any choice but to have a baby now then get back to transitioning."

Rachel Dolezal before and after delusion

However, due to her mental illness of gender identity disorder, which has been changed for PC purposes, she admits that she feels uncomfortable carrying a child and struggles with the physical changes.

"I found I was pregnant two weeks after the sperm was inserted. It was mixed emotions. I was happy but I also knew it would be backtracking on my transition. It's like I have given myself one thing, but taken away something else from myself in the meantime."

And the dialogue goes on, never mentioning about the baby, how it might be affected by the fact that Hayden is unemployed and will be on the government dole with a young mother who thinks she's a father.

But at least we're all being politically correct about this whole sordid mess.



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