Harry sells his rifle collection to keep Meghan happy

Prince Harry, who some are unfairly calling "Princess Harriet," sold his custom-made hunting rifles in order to please his wife actress Meghan Markle, according to U.K. tabloids.

“A fellow hunter bought the pair of prized Purdey firearms, thought to be worth at least £50,000, in a private deal,” The Sun reported.

“Harry learnt to shoot as a child and once killed a one-ton buffalo,” the news outlet reported. “But Meghan is opposed to hunting and pals hinted the Duke of Sussex would give up to appease her.”

He also gave up three gallons of future testosterone.

Sadly, Harry, 35, did not attend recent shoots at Balmoral and Sandringham, according to The Sun. “He sold his two British-made guns five months ago — before he and Meghan, 38, quit the UK for a new life in North America.”

“He bought them because he wanted them, not because they belonged to Harry, but he was quite chuffed when he found out,” a friend of the anonymous buyer said. “They are beautiful examples and he’s very pleased with them but he’s not the sort of person who wants to boast about the royal connection.”

Conservationist ape fan, Jane Goodall, 86, said last week that Harry would likely stop hunting to please Meghan, rather than Meghan understanding Harry's love of hunting and support him.

Goodall told Radio Times Harry and brother Prince William “were champions of the natural world.” “Except they hunt and shoot,” she added. “But I think Harry will stop because Meghan doesn’t like hunting.”

What Goodall doesn't understand is that both things can be true at the same time: you can love the natural world and also love to hunt and shoot. If it was not for hunters and the money that goes into hunting licenses, there would be a devastation of wildlife from the lack of land afforded to the animals. And unless you're a strict vegan, you have nothing to say about people who hunt for sport and food.

Harry and Meghan announced they were leaving their royal duties behind to become financially independent in January. About a week following their bombshell announcement, Queen Elizabeth II financially cut off the couple and stripped away their titles.

“Harry, Meghan and Archie will always be much loved members of my family,” the Queen said in a statement, adding that she “support[s] their wish for a more independent life.” But more likely, she was only referring to Harry and Archie; Meghan is her Jughead.

As noted by U.K. outlet Express in January, Harry was also forced to give up his military titles when he chose the royal split. “Prince Harry, who made a career in the Armed Forces before he met Meghan Markle, will also lose some of his military titles,” the report outlined. “Prince Harry enjoyed 10 years in the Army, leaving in 2015.”

Harry “was the Captain-General of Royal Marines, Honorary Air Commandant Royal Air Force Honington, and Commodore-in-Chief of Small Ships and Diving,” Express said. “As his grandmother is the head of the Armed forces in the UK, the Queen can strip Harry of his titles.” 

And Meghan can strip him of his manhood. [Google "orchiectomy."]

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