Iran acting like a tough guy

Let's be clear, Iran is trying to act like the schoolyard tough guy. They are bouncing on the balls of their feet, grabbing their collective crotch, making hand gestures signifying, "C'mon, c'mon, I'll take yiz all on."

The Islamic Republic of Iran is warning the U.S. that our bases in Afghanistan, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, and our aircraft carriers in the Persian Gulf are within range of its missiles, which makes Iran, its nuclear reactors, its infrastructure and Revolutionary Guard, President and Ayatollah in range of our Cruise Missiles, Tomahawk missiles, Sea Sparrow and Patriot missiles, the war aircraft on those carriers and a whole bunch of angry military folks who saw what Iran did to our sailors.

Not that I advocate war. But all they're doing is grabbing their nuts and acting tough because they're scared.

The Tasnim news agency, Reuters reports that the comments were made on Wednesday by Iranian Revolutionary Guard commander, Amirali Hajizadeh [pronounced: Ayatollah Ali Khameini]. He said: "They are within our reach and we can hit them if they (Americans) make a move."

The commander said the missiles are more accurate than the old ones and could hit the Kandahar base in Afghanistan, the Al Udeid Airbase in Qatar and Al Dhafra base in the UAE.

If we don't shoot them down first.

And then when we do, Iran will begin to understand the power of the greatest military force on earth. Sure, there would be casualties on both sides, but Iran will no longer look like it did.

Iran will look like a gas explosion combined with a plumbing accident.

The sanctions must be doing their job.


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Irans protest death toll reaches 17

The overall death toll in the Iranian protests has reached 17, including one policeman who was shot and killed, possibly with a hunting rifle.

This is day five of the leaderless street protests in Iranian cities against the regime, and there appears to be no end in sight as security forces clash with protesters.

Al Arabiya reports that five protesters were killed in the city of Qahdregan, in the province of Isfahan, central Iran.

Some reformist and fundamentalist news sources say the clashes occurred when protesters tried to break into the city hall building.

Unconfirmed reports published by sites close to former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claim the the number of people killed in the city are two men of the Revolutionary Guard. 

They are in Jannah now with their virgins.

Ever notice that jihadi leaders aren't the guys blowing themselves up, but farm the work out to the gullible?

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And the beat drones on

Iran's Revolutionary Guard (aka Shi'ite jihadists) unveiled a new attack drone that curiously looks a lot like the one they captured from us about five years ago. Like ours, this drone is capable of carrying bombs, their state media claims.

They named the drone the "Saegheh" or Thunderbolt, after a roller coaster ride at Iran's Revolutionary Guard Amusement Park. It is merely one of the latest military achievements by the Revolutionary Guard. The other achievement is the "Muhammad Slicer-Dicer," a sword so sharp it can behead an infidel before you can say, "Put your dolls away, Ayisha, and come here to Poppa."

"This long-range drone is capable of hitting four targets with smart precision-guided bombs with high accuracy," Amir Ali Hajizadeh said. He is the head of the aerospace arm of the Revolutionary Guard and hates America almost as much as he hates Israel and her Jews.

The secret's in the wood

The big question now is, just which four targets would Iran pick to attack with the Saegheh? The U.S. and Israel go without saying, but the other two are anybody's guess. I'd say Iraq and and the Syrian rebels, or maybe  

The semi-literate Tasnim news agency said the drone is a lot like the RQ-170 Sentinel spy drone used by the U.S. The RQ-170 is also a lot like the LSMFT-451 and the THDQ-990, both of which are so classified, I had to make up the model designations.

Military officials did not demonstrate the drone in action because, like Donald Trump's plan to destroy ISIS, it's a secret.

Iran bragged that in 2011 it shot down the RQ-170 drone used by our CIA, and it broadcasted video of the recovered unmanned craft. It also bragged about capturing 3 American ScanEagle drones. And last year they claimed to have successfully tested a replica of the RQ-170.

On Saturday, Tasnim published photos of what they claimed was a U.S.-made MQ-1C drone, similar to the top secret LSMFT-451 but has more fire capability. Of course, Iran refused to say when and how the drone was captured, citing Donald Trump's strategy on ISIS once again.


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Another American detained by Iran will be charged

Iran has yet again detained an American and accused him of acting against the country's security interests, according to The Foreign Desk. They plan to indict him on charges of espionage.

He is Gholamreza Shahini, 46, (his friends call him Robin) and he came under suspicion for allegedly participating in the Green Revolution of 2009, a movement against the government, and collaborating with the U.S. State Department-backed Voice of America, according to the indictment that will be read at a Revolutionary Court.

Shahini will also be charged with blasphemy for insulting 'the reverend' on Facebook, but it is unclear as to whether or not Allah has a computer or knows how to operate one.

The indictment is represents the first known charges against an American citizen since we paid ransom for the last 4 Iran released in January, but it will undoubtedly not be the last, thanks to President Obama. In fact, there is now a strong likelihood that ISIS will play the same ransom game to fund their terrorism like Iran is doing.

Shahini lived in San Diego for 16 years and went to Gorgan, Iran to visit his sick mother in June. A few days later, Judiciary spokesman Gholamhossein Mohseni Ejei (who is only missing the letter "u" to have all the vowels in his name) confirmed Shahini's kidnapping (they call it detention).

His family said that agents from the Revolutionary Guard came to his mother's home on July 11 and arrested him, seized his laptop and mobile phone and threatened the family if they spoke to the media.

Photos from Shanini's phone were published on a website associated with the Revolutionary Guard that showed him meeting with Abolhassan Banisadr, a former Iranian president now living in exile in France. Another photo was Shahini with Reza Pahlave, the son of the late Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi.

Iran alleges that Shahini has close ties with Pahlavi's National Council of Iran, an organization created to overthrow their theocratic dictatorship. They also allege that Shahini was sent by the U.S. intelligence services to create turmoil.

If true, there is a strong likelihood that Iran is employing clairvoyants who are able to know the motivations of others.

Shahini is being held [hostage] in Gorgan's prison and is said to be suffering from several health issues, including asthma. This is significant because he has allegedly been taken to smoking designated areas of the prison, knowing that he suffers from the disease, and has been denied medicine because it isn't in the Koran.

The State Department confirmed in July that they're looking into Shahini's case but wouldn't comment further. 

It is unclear how much money Iran might demand for his release, if indeed, he was not in Iran to make trouble, but the State Department declined further comment.

Another American, former FBI agent Robert Levinson, is still missing in Iran since his 2007 disappearance from Kish Island. Iran has denied [read: 'lied'] any suggestions that he was kidnapped and then tortured for information by the Revolutionary Guard.


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"Mr. Obama, lift those sanctions" -- Ayatollah

Showing his compared to Obama's

Tehran, Iran-- Gen. Hossein Salami (on rye)  the deputy leader in Iran's Revolutionary Guard, made it clear Sunday that nuclear site inspectors would be barred from actually checking military sites in order to see if Iran is cheating on any agreement they pretend to make with the West.

Salami said, "We will respond with hot lead (bullets) to those who speak of it. Iran will not become a paradise for spies. We will not roll out the red carpet for the enemy." He added the foreign inspections of military sites is tantamount to "selling out."

The 'selling out' he speaks of refers to anyone who gets in the way of Iran developing a nuclear bomb. The enemy Salami speaks of is the US and the rest of the none Shi'ite world, but more immediately, he inferred it to be the US, UK, France China, Russia, and Germany.

So Iran doesn't want inspections and also wants the sanctions (that brought them to the table in the first place) to be immediately lifted if they sign the deal. They might just do that (see Taqiyya).

 Obama hopes the deal will be finalized by June 30 because he has an important golf date that day. 

The State Department issued a fact sheet on the framework accord and said that the terrorist nation of Iran would be required to allow the U.N. nuclear agency full access to "suspicious sites." In truth, the suspicious sites include all of Iran. 

But Iran isn't happy with the language of the fact sheet, particularly regarding the fact that sanctions would only be lifted after the IAEA has verified Tehran's compliance. The Supreme Leader wants the sanctions lifted before the ink dries on the agreement, and knowing Obama's skills at negotiating, the Ayatollah will get his way as the golf date looms closer.

But Gen. Salami said on national TV that having foreign inspectors visit a military base is the same as foreign "occupation," and would expose "military and defense secrets."

He is probably correct--the secret would be out that Iran is building nukes by the cartload. 

Catching ladybugs

Temporary so-called "president" Obama suggested that Iran might get significant and immediate economic relief if they would only please, please, please sign the deal. He said that he would even have the inspectors go into the military bases blindfolded and that they would promise not to peek if Iran would also promise not to build a nuclear bomb.

The Ayatollah and Mr. Obama agreed that a "pinky swear" would be sufficient to ensure the safety of the Western world as the cleric muttered a soft "Death to America" under his garlic breath.



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Is Iran Getting Ready for War?

In an article on 4/6/15 by Sharona Schwartz in The Blaze, the author reported that Middle East intelligence agencies think Iran may be preparing for war if the ridiculous nuke efforts go bad. This was reported by Israel's Channel 10 last Sunday.

According to the TV station, Arab intelligence conveyed a message to the U.S. along with Britain and France, both nations are included in the so-called negotiations, saying that Iran is concerned about the messaging that was taking place between Lurch and Ernest Moniz with them, that they are preparing their Revolutionary Guard for armed conflict if the talks begin to circle the drain. 

The next "deadline" (LOL) is for June 30th.

The terrorist nation of Iran is reportedly going to close the Strait of Hormuz, where international oil is shipped from, and this could effect efforts to counter the Shi'ite terrorists in a conflict as it would negatively impact on military fuel needs.

According to Channel 10, the Saudis are critical of the deal (as anyone with a brain should be) and are especially worried about the ability to actually monitor these sneaky terrorists with unannounced inspections.

The Wall Street Journal reported that during the negotiations, the Pentagon "upgraded and tested the largest bunker-buster bomb in the U.S. arsenal . . . readying a weapon that could destroy or disable Iran's most heavily fortified nuclear facilities should a nuclear deal fall apart and the White House decide to take military action."

It's hard to imagine Obama taking any kind of serious action against a Muslim nation, especially a military action.


But Iran is getting its target practice in on a mock-up of a U.S. aircraft carrier. We should be practicing on mock-ups of Ayatollahs.

Iran may or may not be getting ready for war in the near future, but you can bet your Bible that if they get the bomb, they will not hesitate to use it. After all, it isn't like jihadists are afraid of blowing themselves up for a bunch of hairy virgins.

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