"Mr. Obama, lift those sanctions" -- Ayatollah

Showing his compared to Obama's

Tehran, Iran-- Gen. Hossein Salami (on rye)  the deputy leader in Iran's Revolutionary Guard, made it clear Sunday that nuclear site inspectors would be barred from actually checking military sites in order to see if Iran is cheating on any agreement they pretend to make with the West.

Salami said, "We will respond with hot lead (bullets) to those who speak of it. Iran will not become a paradise for spies. We will not roll out the red carpet for the enemy." He added the foreign inspections of military sites is tantamount to "selling out."

The 'selling out' he speaks of refers to anyone who gets in the way of Iran developing a nuclear bomb. The enemy Salami speaks of is the US and the rest of the none Shi'ite world, but more immediately, he inferred it to be the US, UK, France China, Russia, and Germany.

So Iran doesn't want inspections and also wants the sanctions (that brought them to the table in the first place) to be immediately lifted if they sign the deal. They might just do that (see Taqiyya).

 Obama hopes the deal will be finalized by June 30 because he has an important golf date that day. 

The State Department issued a fact sheet on the framework accord and said that the terrorist nation of Iran would be required to allow the U.N. nuclear agency full access to "suspicious sites." In truth, the suspicious sites include all of Iran. 

But Iran isn't happy with the language of the fact sheet, particularly regarding the fact that sanctions would only be lifted after the IAEA has verified Tehran's compliance. The Supreme Leader wants the sanctions lifted before the ink dries on the agreement, and knowing Obama's skills at negotiating, the Ayatollah will get his way as the golf date looms closer.

But Gen. Salami said on national TV that having foreign inspectors visit a military base is the same as foreign "occupation," and would expose "military and defense secrets."

He is probably correct--the secret would be out that Iran is building nukes by the cartload. 

Catching ladybugs

Temporary so-called "president" Obama suggested that Iran might get significant and immediate economic relief if they would only please, please, please sign the deal. He said that he would even have the inspectors go into the military bases blindfolded and that they would promise not to peek if Iran would also promise not to build a nuclear bomb.

The Ayatollah and Mr. Obama agreed that a "pinky swear" would be sufficient to ensure the safety of the Western world as the cleric muttered a soft "Death to America" under his garlic breath.



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