Iran acting like a tough guy

Let's be clear, Iran is trying to act like the schoolyard tough guy. They are bouncing on the balls of their feet, grabbing their collective crotch, making hand gestures signifying, "C'mon, c'mon, I'll take yiz all on."

The Islamic Republic of Iran is warning the U.S. that our bases in Afghanistan, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, and our aircraft carriers in the Persian Gulf are within range of its missiles, which makes Iran, its nuclear reactors, its infrastructure and Revolutionary Guard, President and Ayatollah in range of our Cruise Missiles, Tomahawk missiles, Sea Sparrow and Patriot missiles, the war aircraft on those carriers and a whole bunch of angry military folks who saw what Iran did to our sailors.

Not that I advocate war. But all they're doing is grabbing their nuts and acting tough because they're scared.

The Tasnim news agency, Reuters reports that the comments were made on Wednesday by Iranian Revolutionary Guard commander, Amirali Hajizadeh [pronounced: Ayatollah Ali Khameini]. He said: "They are within our reach and we can hit them if they (Americans) make a move."

The commander said the missiles are more accurate than the old ones and could hit the Kandahar base in Afghanistan, the Al Udeid Airbase in Qatar and Al Dhafra base in the UAE.

If we don't shoot them down first.

And then when we do, Iran will begin to understand the power of the greatest military force on earth. Sure, there would be casualties on both sides, but Iran will no longer look like it did.

Iran will look like a gas explosion combined with a plumbing accident.

The sanctions must be doing their job.


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