BREAKING: Scott beats Nelson after bitter recount war

Florida -- Governor Rick Scott (R) has finally defeated Sen. Bill Nelson (D-FL) in a Senate race that had the whole country back to watching the NFL. This race actually triggered two recounts and a slew of battles both legal and with public opinion.

The contest came to its final conclusion today, Sunday, about 90 minutes ago as the noon deadline passed for county election incompetents [in this case] to submit the results of a hand recount showing Scott ahead of "Dead Face" Nelson by about 10,000 votes, roughly 0.12 percent, or about as many people as can fit on the roof of a bus in New Delhi.

The hand recount was ordered when a machine recount showed the pair separated by only about 12,600 votes, or 0.15 points, or about as many liberals as can fit in a small town Zumba class.

These results assured Scott's victory in a hard-fought down and dirty race that lasted almost up to the 2020 elections, or nearly two weeks beyond Election Day 2018, when he was ahead of Nelson by less than one point, or about as many Democrats who plan to run against Trump in 2020.

As vote tallies continued to leak down from Democratic Broward and Palm Beach counties, like a broken catheter, Scott's lead narrowed and put the race within the 0.5 point threshold needed to trigger a recount.

Nelson, forgetting he is white, yelled "racism," but that didn't stop others on the left from following suit. The recount touched off a round of litigation from both sides and sparked a bitter fight in public opinion. Republicans screamed voter fraud as Broward County Election Supervisor, the execrable Brenda Snipes yelled "racism," and pulled a pen from her hair. Democrats screamed, "voter suppression," while offering no proof other than their feelings, which was good enough for them.

Anyway, it's over. Nelson has been retired and his legacy was never in existence anyway. His final words before leaving: "I cannot feel my face."


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Broward counts wrong ballots as cluster-funk continues

Fort Lauderdale, FL -- First they bungled the machine recount, now in Broward County's second day of manual recounting they vote counters had to stop about an hour into the start on Saturday when lawyers from both parties pointed out that volunteers had been counting the wrong ballots.

You simply cannot make this stuff up.

Hundreds of unpaid, unskilled, volunteers spent Friday going through 32,000 over-votes and undervotes in the Senate race between incumbent Sen. Bill "My- Face-Died-Last-Year" Nelson, and Republican Gov. Rick Scott.

On Friday night, Broward officials announced they had completed their manual recount.

Then on Saturday, volunteers began sorting about 22,000 undervotes and over-votes in the hotly run contest for Florida Commissioner of Agriculture.

But that came to a screeching halt when lawyers discovered thousands of overlapping ballots which clearly showed a vote in the agricultural race but were unclear in the Senate race. [Unclear, fuzzy ballots, are generally considered to be votes for Democrats, according to Democrats.]

"It appears there may have been some ballots from yesterday mixed in with the ones for today," Broward Canvassing Board Judge Deborah Carpenter-Toye told the media.

Mixed in from the Senate recount were forty-seven manila envelopes with envelopes distributed for the commissioner election.

According to Broward County Canvassing Board Attorney Rene Harrod, the mistake was caught in time and none of the 47 ballots made it to the canvassing board. Had this not been caught, it would be very possible that some votes would be counted twice.

Republican attorney Joseph Goldstein said the recount must be stopped but the canvassing board decided to continue the count and instructed the unskilled, unpaid, and poorly motivated volunteers to flag any incorrect ballots from Saturday's count.

This all comes as the state flounders around trying to complete its mandatory manual recount in the U.S. Senate race by noon Sunday. Florida, particularly Broward County, has been under heavy scrutiny since the recounts were ordered last Saturday. But this is what you get when you have an idiot in the position of Election Supervisor for Broward County.

Speaking of the Election Supervisor, Brenda Snipes, she bragged about making the state's deadline for machine results, something that's actually part of her job and nothing to brag about. It's like a Parking Meter Enforcement Agent bragging about ticketing a car for an expired meter.

"We are excited to be at this point," Snipes said Thursday.

The election brain trust

Then a mere few hours later, election officials had to admit the county had uploaded the results past the deadline by two minutes [after the 3 p.m. cutoff]. So the machine recount tally was void. It's possible this was done intentionally by Snipes since it was clear that Scott was kicking butt in the results.

So Broward's results from Election Night stands until manual recount totals come in by Sunday at noon.

Hillsborough County intentionally refused to report its tally, which would have awarded Scott about 150 votes, because the recount turned up 846 fewer votes than the county's initial tally, proving once again, that elections in Florida are about as accurate as Stevie Wonder's skeet shooting.

Palm Beach election supervisor Susan Bucher said the county found "dozens of precincts missing a significant number" of votes during the machine recount and said there were entire boxes of ballots that weren't counted.

Bill Nelson

Bucher also blamed the problems on mechanical errors and said the scanning machines overheated. She flew in two technicians to fix the problem but they witnessed Palm Beach County workers jam a paper clip into the scanner's "enter" button to slow the high-speed scanner down. This caused a short-circuit that cut off the power, according to The New York Times.

And you wonder why we don't trust Democrats?

As it stands, Bill Nelson is finished as a mediocre senator and Rick Scott will now take his seat. Ron DeSantis will be governor and Andrew Gillum will remain a leftist sore loser.


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Broward County, close, no cigar: misses deadline by 2 minutes

Brenda Snipes is clearly incompetent, but she may also be fraudulent. The deadline to get all the late votes in for last Tuesday's election was at 3 p.m.

GOP candidate Rick Scott, running for a U.S. Senate seat against incumbent Bill "Cryin' Face" Nelson believes that Snipes intentionally missed the deadline in order to invalidate the votes that should have been counted by the end of Election Day.

Snipes missed the deadline by two minutes, making the machine recount void. She is not even capable of cheating competently for the Democratic Party--in spite of CNN's fake report that claimed she is a Republican.

So the results from the election will stand.

Snipes, who claimed with a straight face that she never missed a deadline, to CNN's Chris Cuomo, also with a straight face that he was able to hold as he was biting the inside of his mouth to keep from laughing, missed the deadline and has a history of screwups.

On Thursday afternoon Snipes actually said, "We are excited to be at this point."

As it stands now, Ron DeSantis has officially beat Andrew Gillum in the Florida gubernatorial race and it looks as if Rick Scott has also won.

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Lawyers for Nelson and Gillum want a non-citizen's vote to count

Lawless lawyers for Florida Democratic far left gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum and U.S. Senate candidate "Cryin'" Bill Nelson, fought on Friday to allow a non-citizen's vote to count in the state's election.

As children, these lawyers also cheated at games such as "Red Light, Green Light," and "Ring-O-Leaveo," making the rules up to suit themselves and refusing to play if the other kids refused to go along with them.

The Daily Caller obtained a transcript of a Palm Beach County Canvassing Board proceeding. It revealed an exchange between Democratic lawyers and the judge.

Michael Barnett, chairman of the Palm Beach Republican Party, said that despite objections of the two Democratic lawyers, the vote was not allowed after two of the three canvassing board members ruled that a vote by a non-citizen was "an impermissible vote" according to the DCNF.

And the U.S. Constitution, to boot.

One of the shyster lawyers involved, Marc Elias, had an alleged role in past election scandals.

In October 2017, The Washington Post, a left-leaning rag, reported that Elias, who represented Hillary Clinton's [failed] presidential campaign and the Democratic National Committee (DNC), hired Fusion GPS to produce the salacious and unverified dossier on then-candidate Trump. He then alleged for a year that he had anything to do with the dossier.

Next thing you know, they'll be demanding the dead also have the right for a say in the country after all they did for it.

So if it walks like a rat, squeaks like a rat, sneaks like a rat, it's probably Marc Elias.


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The law sides with Florida's Rick Scott re: 'violation' of state constitution

The left has never met a constitution they didn't hate and Florida is no exception.

A state judge on Friday ruled with Florida Republican Rick Scott in ordering that Republicans be granted "immediate" access to requested information about ballots in Broward County, amid lawsuits against the county's top election official, Brenda Snipes.

Snipes is the County Supervisor of Elections for 15 years and was appointed to this position after her predecessor, Miriam Oliphant, was removed for incompetence by then-Gov. Jeb Bush. Snipes has won election for the office in 2004 and has been re-elected every 4 years since.

Her first problem as supervisor was ahead of the 2004 presidential primary whereby a handful of mail-in ballots were sent to the wrong address. She took full responsibility and had her office recheck addresses on remaining mail-ins. One week before the election, her office informed 100,000 voters that their polling place had moved, but luckily on Election Day, things went swimmingly.

Until the actual general election of 2004 when problems were as serious as a scream of "Allahu Akbar!" in a bar. About 58,000 mail-in ballots were not delivered and the post office attempted to figure out what the heck just happened. Snipes' office scrambled to send out replacements.

Like an omen to future elections, the Sun Sentinel reported that the Broward elections office WAS STILL COUNTING BALLOTS DAYS AFTER the 2004 election!

In the 2006 election, after the rest of Florida had finished tallying votes, BROWARD WAS STILL COUNTING because there was a chance that some votes may have been left in machines at polling places, which led to the term, "Thumb stuck in their nether regions."

Even though Gov. Rick Scott tried to purge felons from the voter rolls after his 2010 win as governor, at least five felons voted in Broward County in 2012. The same year, people waited in line past the 9 pm deadline because some locations ran out of ballots. A week after the election, about 1,000 uncounted ballots turned up in a warehouse.

Brenda Snipes

In 2012, Florida came in dead last to report election totals. Initially, Snipes defended her incompetence but eventually agreed to pursuing reforms to end long lines and misplaced ballots.

Snipes' first lawsuit came in 2014 over confused ballot layout, a possible problem in this year's election.

In the August 2016 primary, her office posted election results for early and mail-in voting on its website before polls closed at 7 p.m., which is a violation of state law. Snipes blamed a third-party vendor.

Before the November 2016 election in which Hillary Clinton loss to Donald Trump, a few voters complained that their mail-in ballots were missing the medical marijuana amendment that passed that year.

Then Snipes got sued again.

Tim Canova (I) for Congress lost to U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Weston) in 2016 and sued to see the ballots from that primary in March 2017. Snipes had ordered the ballots destroyed in September 2017, signing a certification that no court cases that centered on the ballots were pending. But under federal freaking law, those ballots were required to be kept 22 months after the election. Snipes had them destroyed after only 12 months.

Now we have Gov. Scott's Senate campaign suing elections supervisors in Broward and Palm Beach county Thursday where "fraud" and "incompetence" have been cited.

In their lawsuit against Broward, Scott, who is narrowly leading in the state's race for a U.S. Senate seat, allege that election officials are hiding critical information about the number of votes cast and counted.

In an emergency court hearing on Friday, state Judge Carol-Lisa Phillips ruled there has "been a violation of the Florida constitution," as well as the states' public records act, by not turning over requested records.

Gee, ya think?

For more information on Snipes, check out the Sun Sentinel.

Phillips ordered Snipes to allow for the "immediate inspection" and "photocopying" of the requested records no later than 7 p.m. Friday, hardly giving her enough time to doctor enough records to give the Democrats the win.

Scott's emergency complaint accused Snipes of being "unwilling to disclose records revealing how many electors voted, how many ballots have been canvassed, and how many ballots remain to be canvassed," adding that charges of uncertainty "raises substantial concerns about the validity of the election process."

President Trump, who doesn't like to get in the middle of controversies that don't directly involve him [just kidding] said of Snipes, "She has had a horrible history . . . and all of a sudden they're finding votes out of nowhere."

It is amazing that this incompetent woman has not been fired.

Scott is running against longtime incumbent Democrat Sen. Bill Nelson, a man with a strange voice who always looks as if he had just finished crying.

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Crazy Mazie and Depressing Dianne got their campaign cash from fellow wife-beating Dem

Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-Hawaii) wants men to "just shut up and step up" over the allegations of sexual misconduct against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

Crazy Mazie is taking her own advice and keeping her mouth shut after it was shown that she has taken money from an admitted wife abuser, a fellow Democrat, Sen. Tom Carper (D-Del.).

Carper's First State PAC donate $1,000 to Hirono's campaign in June, after he publicly admitted to spousal abuse.

But wait!

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) already received $5,000 from Carper's PAC and other Democrats [aka hypocrites; aka Hypocrats] are raking in the dough from the dude who throws the blows: Senators John Tester of Montana, Bill Nelson of Florida and Joe Manchin of West Virginia. Each of them have received $10,000 from the PAC so far this year.

Carper admitted to hitting his wife, although he first denied it when it was first reported during his 1982 run for Congress, [ironically the same year Christine Blasey Ford alleged she was sexually abused by Kavanaugh], when he was interviewed in 1998 by a local journalist, Celia Cohen, who wrote "Only in Delaware."

"Did I slap my wife 20 years ago? Yes," Carper boasted. "Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? No."

Are you a schmuck? Yes. Do you like asking your own questions? Duh.

Cohen wrote that Carper "would not speak of the physical abuse, even when they were repackaged and resurfaced 14 years later when they  he ran was running for a second term as governor," but in the book interview, "he dealt with them straightforwardly."

The New York Post first alleged Carper hit his wife "so hard he gave her a black eye" while his children were allegedly "slapped around and bruised by Carper for behaviors such things as leaving the family dog on the bed."

But that doesn't matter to his fellow Democrats. He won his party's primary this month for a fourth Senate term.

Congratulations, Democrats. Your hypocrisy is only exceeded by lack of morals.

So while the Democrats are trying to make a case about a 17-year-old boy who they claim tried to rape a 15-year-old girl (who allegedly once bragged about having sex with over 60 high school boys) they have real issues with alliances with men who abuse women.

Mazie Hirono is the loudest anti-Kavanaugh senator, criticizing men and the culture of silence that the MeToo is attacking.

"Guess who is perpetuating all of these kinds of actions? It's the men in this country," Hirono said on Tuesday. "I just want to say to the men in this country: Just shut up and step up. Do the right thing, for a change."

Oh, and thank you Senator Carper for the kind donation.

"This is an environment where people see nothing, hear nothing, and say nothing. That is what we have to change," Hirono said in a statement, forgetting to add: 'except for Democrats.'


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