Biden apparently bumps his head hard on Marine One: it had no effect

Alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., banged his head on Marine One after his return to Washington, D.C., from Delaware on Sunday.  There was no further brain damage noted.

The so called President walked along with his wife Doctor Jill Biden. After the big bang, Biden did not appear to react, after his head hit the top frame of the helicopter as he cautiously made his way off the bird.

The head bang comes in the midst of a hot debate over the POTUS's cognitive fitness after Special Counsel Robert Hur found the so called 81-year-old leader of the free world to have significant memory loss.

Hur reported on Biden's mishandling of classified material which created questions about his mental acuity. He described Biden as "a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory" who is unable to recall details of very significant life events such as when he was Vice President, when his son Beau died, and who is that bleached blonde lady who keeps leading him around by hand.

Biden held a last-minute mistake of a White House press conference to dispute the idea that he was, um, you know, the thing. 

Never mind.

But seriously, right after he claimed his memory was "fine," he referred to Egyptian President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi as the "president of Mexico," and former President Donald Trump as a danger to the world and all the planets and plants and "Merica, man."

Biden then "grew a pair" and went off script. He took questions from reporters at random, prompting a head-to-head exchange with CNN correspondent MJ Lee, who asked about Americans who are correctly concerned about his age.

"They've expressed concerns about your mental acuity," Lee told him. "They say that you're too old. Mr. President, you told me in December that you believe there are many Democrats who could defeat Donald Trump. So why does it have to be you now?"

He simply told her to get the hell off his lawn.

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Biden vows to take Ben Hur "behind the barn" after Hur hurled truth bombs about him

Finger-sucking good

Alleged President Joe Biden was livid after learning that Special Counsel investigator Robert Hur reported that the president's memory was as reliable as a Hamas reported death toll. 

But when it was mentioned that Biden could not recall when his son, Beau, died, or when he was Vice President, Joe's wife, Doctor Jill Biden stepped in to defend him. She offered an explanation on Saturday for why Joe forgot when Beau died and said that Hur only wanted to score "political points," which makes no sense. 

She said that the grief of losing a son is not measured "in years." 

"We should give everyone grace, and I can’t imagine someone would try to use our son’s death to score political points," the elder abuser wife wrote in the email.

"If you’ve experienced a loss like that, you know that you don’t measure it in years -- you measure it in grief," she added. "Believe me, like anyone who has lost a child, Beau and his death never leave him."

Actually, when someone you love dies, you tend to remember when it was because of the deep impression it makes on your life. 

When Joe heard about the report Hur made, he went ballistic and mumbled at a press conference last week when reporters asked him about the Special Counsel report.

"Who the hell does this Ben Hur guy think he is?" Joe began. "I'll take him out behind the barn and beat his ass," the President of the United States mumbled. "And I'll do the same with that Mexican guy, Al Sissy."

He ended the presser by shaking hands with the jasmine of his mind.

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Report: Biden lost it and "blew up" over Special Counsel findings

There is no question that when Biden spoke on Thursday night he lost his s**t over the findings of Special Counsel Robert Hur regarding his mishandling of classified documents when reporters asked him questions.

He was furious, defensive, and lied his butt off about the facts presented in Hur's report. Specifically the report questions his memory and how his son Beau died.

"There's even reference that I don't remember when my son died," Biden mentioned as his vocal volume increased. "How in the hell dare he raise that? Frankly, when I was asked the question, I thought to myself, wasn't any of their damn business."

Well, Beau did not die in Iraq or Normandy as he had claimed in the past, so there's factual proof that he either lied several times, or doesn't actually remember.

Biden continued, "Let me tell you something. Some of you have commented. I wear since the day he died, every single day, the rosary he got from Our Lady of—" he muttered, then forgot which saint he was trying to remember as his voice trailed off and the fog in his mind grew increasingly denser.

Then he took questions from reporters and that went as well a Gazan entourage at a Jerusalem Bar Mitzvah.

"Mr. President, for months when you were asked about your age, you would respond with the words, 'watch me.'" began MJ Lee of CNN. "Many American people have been watching and they have expressed concerns about your age—"

"That is your judgment!" Biden shouted, interrupting her. "That is your judgment! That is not the judgment of the press!" Um . . . MJ Lee is the press.

Okay. That was in front of cameras, but the way our brain-addled President reacted in private was much worse, according to the Washington Post, a Jeff Bezos-owned left-leaning rag. The report from the newspaper said that Biden went ballistic during a private retreat with House Democrats in Virginia earlier in the day.

"Capping a tumultuous afternoon, the White House scrambled to put together the address on short notice, notifying reporters just 20 minutes before it was to take place. Biden’s aides seemed taken aback by the furor caused by the report’s stark comments about his memory, saying it was 'significantly limited' and that he had 'limited precision and recall,' the report states.

Biden, privately was also pissed off about the report’s comments on his memory. During a private meeting with House Democrats at their policy retreat in Virginia earlier Thursday, Biden grew especially animated when asked how he was doing,

“How the f**k could I forget the day my son died?" the demented POTUS asked the invisible person next to him. "Of course I remember everything,” he said, according two gossipers with knowledge of his remarks who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe a closed-door conversation.

At his White House remarks, Babbling Biden began by stressing that the report concluded that charges were not merited, even citing specific page numbers to bolster his case. He then looked at the palm of his hand where he had written the page numbers.

“I was pleased to see he reached the firm conclusion that no charges should be brought against me in this case,” Biden mumbled. “This was an exhaustive investigation.”

The Hur report is obviously going to hurt Biden's 2024 presidential campaign because it clearly illustrates his mental decline and supports the narrative that there's one set of rules for him and another set for Republicans, especially Trump.

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Dianne Feinstein forgot she announced her 2024 retirement

The Democrats used to say that the GOP was the party of old White men. Joe Biden. Joe Biden.

California Democratic Sen. Dianne Feinstein is 89 years old and that's even older than our alleged President. She made her retirement announcement Tuesday but just hours later told alleged reporters that she hadn't made her decision if she is going to retire in 2024 when she hits the big nine-oh.

According to a lot of anonymous sources, a Feinstein staffer quickly told the forgetful senator that she already made the statement that she'll be retiring, so Feinstein "made a save" by claiming she didn't know the information had already been released. 

Reporters, as some refer to them, present for the interaction immediately took to Twitter to report on the aging Feinstein's Biden-like confusion.

"Asked by reporters about her announcement to resign, [Feinstein] says 'If I haven't made that decision, I haven't released anything.' A staffer then told the senator that a statement had been released. Feinstein responded saying ‘I didn’t know they put it out,’" one reporter wrote, later clarifying he meant "retire" instead of "resign."

"Feinstein on her retirement: 'I haven’t made that decision. I haven't released anything.' Staffer: ‘We put out the statement.’ Feinstein: 'You put out the statement? I didn't know they put it out,'" another reporter reported.

The second Democratic reporter later corrected her accurate reporting, saying it sounded like Feinstein said "I should have known they put it out," rather than "I didn't know they put it out."

According to another report from Raw Story, which included an audio clip of Feinstein speaking to a reporter, she wasn't aware that she was retiring at all.

"Oh, no, I'm not announcing anything. I will one day," Feinstein told the outlet in an interview only an hour after her retirement was announced.

Feinstein's memory and cognitive abilities have previously been described Biden-like, but not in those terms, of course.

Last year, a number of her Senate colleagues anonymously expressed concern that her memory was fading and that she no longer had the ability to serve.

At the time, President Biden responded to the cowardly claim, as he called it, and said "Dianne and Hunter are the two smartest people I know. I'm not kidding."

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Another woman claims Trump raped her but only for 3 minutes

Claims Trump raped her decades ago for 3 minutes

E. Jean Carroll, an Elle magazine advice columnist, finally came out and told her "story" about how President Donald Trump allegedly raped her in the mid-1990s for three minutes, give or take. She said that she would not press charges because the publicity for her book on the subject is good enough and added that it would be "disrespectful" to illegal alien women victimized by rape by the drug cartels that covertly transport them across the border in chicken trucks or whatever wheels are available.

"After all, the rape only lasted three minutes and it is worse for women raped by coyotes," she said, referring to cartel members driving chicken trucks hiding illegal alien women under the floor panels.

Carroll's book, "What Do We Need Men For? A Modest Proposal," goes into detail about her accusation against the president, which he strongly denies.

“I would find it disrespectful to the women who are down on the border who are being raped around the clock down there without any protection,” Carroll told MSNBC host Comrade Lawrence O'Donnell when asked why she wouldn’t press charges.

“They’re young women, they tried to come into the county. As you know, they’re here by the thousands.”

And this makes sense . . . how?

"Mine was three minutes,” the alleged rape victim claimed of the alleged encounter. “I’m a mature woman, I can handle it, I can keep going, my life has gone on, I'm a happy woman.”

“But for the women down there, around the world … it just seems disrespectful,” she stammered, “it doesn't make sense to me."

So by her logic, it would be disrespectful of her to have reported the rape that took place when it happened because she has a crystal ball and knew that illegal alien women were going to be raped by coyotes in the 21st Century. Sure, makes perfect sense . . . if you're schizophrenic.

In her book, Carroll claims Trump raped her in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room in midtown Manhattan when she was 52 years old. Trump allegedly recognized Carroll and asked her to help him pick out lingerie for another woman; the duo then headed to the dressing room, which also makes perfect sense, since it was Trump who was going to try the lingerie on. Or perhaps Carroll was while Trump watched. 

Whatever.

"As we head to the dressing rooms, I’m laughing aloud and saying in my mind: I’m gonna make him put this thing on over his pants!" she claims, adding that “[t]he moment the dressing-room door is closed, he lunges at me, pushes me against the wall, hitting my head quite badly, and puts his mouth against my lips.”

I am really doubtful this woman is telling the truth and is willing now to disrespect rape victims at the border. I still think it might just have a wee bit to do with her book and the fact that the 2020 election is just down the road apiece.

“I am so shocked I shove him back and start laughing again,” the accusation continues. “He seizes both my arms and pushes me up against the wall a second time, and, as I become aware of how large he is, he holds me against the wall with his shoulder and jams his hand under my coat dress and pulls down my tights.”

Did you see the this in your mind? Are your eyes throwing up yet?

Carroll then explains that she kept “laughing,” which she says “astonished” her as Trump tickled her fancy.

“The next moment, still wearing correct business attire, shirt, tie, suit jacket, overcoat, he opens the overcoat, unzips his pants, and, forcing his fingers around my private area, thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I’m not certain — inside me. It turns into a colossal struggle,” she alleges. “I am wearing a pair of sturdy black patent-leather four-inch Barneys high heels, which puts my height around six-one, and I try to stomp his foot. I try to push him off with my one free hand — for some reason, I keep holding my purse with the other — and I finally get a knee up high enough to push him out and off and I turn, open the door, and run out of the dressing room.”

Her memory of the event, at least in my estimation, is too vivid, too detailed. She even remembered the color of the bodysuit Trump allegedly chose--lilac. 

If it was true, I believe Carroll wouldn't have taken note nor remembered so much detail. An article in the Scientific American by Jim Hopper, an expert in the field of trauma, agrees that gaps in memory are quite common. He made this assertion in defense of Christine Blasey Ford's spotty testimony against Brett Kavanaugh, and now in this current case his words come back to bite the left and support the President.

Trump responded to the news of the accusation in a statement released on Friday. “I’ve never met this person in my life,” he said of Carroll. “She is trying to sell a new book — that should indicate her motivation. It should be sold in the fiction section.”

“False accusations diminish the severity of real assault,” the president added. “All should condemn false accusations and any actual assault in the strongest possible terms.”



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