Biden apparently bumps his head hard on Marine One: it had no effect

Alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., banged his head on Marine One after his return to Washington, D.C., from Delaware on Sunday.  There was no further brain damage noted.

The so called President walked along with his wife Doctor Jill Biden. After the big bang, Biden did not appear to react, after his head hit the top frame of the helicopter as he cautiously made his way off the bird.

The head bang comes in the midst of a hot debate over the POTUS's cognitive fitness after Special Counsel Robert Hur found the so called 81-year-old leader of the free world to have significant memory loss.

Hur reported on Biden's mishandling of classified material which created questions about his mental acuity. He described Biden as "a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory" who is unable to recall details of very significant life events such as when he was Vice President, when his son Beau died, and who is that bleached blonde lady who keeps leading him around by hand.

Biden held a last-minute mistake of a White House press conference to dispute the idea that he was, um, you know, the thing. 

Never mind.

But seriously, right after he claimed his memory was "fine," he referred to Egyptian President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi as the "president of Mexico," and former President Donald Trump as a danger to the world and all the planets and plants and "Merica, man."

Biden then "grew a pair" and went off script. He took questions from reporters at random, prompting a head-to-head exchange with CNN correspondent MJ Lee, who asked about Americans who are correctly concerned about his age.

"They've expressed concerns about your mental acuity," Lee told him. "They say that you're too old. Mr. President, you told me in December that you believe there are many Democrats who could defeat Donald Trump. So why does it have to be you now?"

He simply told her to get the hell off his lawn.

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Turkey's president says church bomb was suicide attack

Well they finally figured it out--the person who blew himself up at St. Mark's Cathedral, a Coptic Orthodox Church in Cairo, was an Islamic suicide bomber. The blast killed 24 Christians and wounded 49 more.

Coptic Christians comprise around 10 percent of Egypt's population and they strongly supported the military overthrow of Mohamed Morsi, the elected Islamist president in 2013, which was led by Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi, the current leader of the country.

Since the overthrow of the brutal autocrat, Morsi, Islamic militants have carried out scores of attacks, mainly targeting security forces as the government cracked down on the attackers.

El-Sissi spoke at a state funeral for the victims where he identified the bomber as 22-year-old Mahmoud Shafiq Mohammed Mustafa. Also, three men and a woman were arrested in connection with the attack while two other suspects are on the run, el-Sissi said.

Although el-Sissi didn't link Mustafa to any military groups, a top Interior Ministry official, police Major General Tarek Attia, told the AP that the the bomber had been arrested in Fayoum province in 2014 on charges of being a member of the outlawed Muslim Brotherhood, an organization that US President Barack Hussein Obama has excellent relationships with and often has them at the White House for lunch.

While no group claimed responsibility for the attack, the smart money is on militant Islam.

"This strike really hurt us and caused us much pain, but it will not break us," el-Sissi said. "God willing, we will win this war."

Egypt's leader called on government and parliament to introduce legislation to allow for more "decisive" methods to deal with terrorists, but didn't elaborate. "As long as we are together as one, we will definitely win, because we are people of goodness, not evil, and people of building, not destruction."


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