Biden lied: it wasn't Hur who brought up his son Beau

Believe it or not, our very own President, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., said something that isn't true and he did it at his dramatic press conferences that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is on the same intellectual level as a ficus, only he doesn't climb as well.

Point of fact, Biden's angry response to the allegation in Robert Hur's report on the President's handling of classified documents, said the he couldn't remember "even within several years when his son Beau died," was not something that Hur brought up, but it was Biden who did.

But truth was never something to get in Biden's way of making a political point. And using dead family members to gain points was his go-to move. 

“How in the hell dare he raise that?” the ficus told reporters in an impromptu White House press conference. “Frankly, when I was asked the question, I thought to myself, it wasn’t any of their damn business.”

But Biden was never asked the question about Beau's date of death--it was the old codger who brought it up and Biden used it to gain sympathy or to cover up his dementia.

Biden's favorite yarn about a dead family member is definitely stories about Beau, who he claimed died in Iraq, is buried in Normandy after the invasion, and I believe he once said he died in Afghanistan, but I could be mistaken.

Biden brought up his son’s death after he was asked about his workflow at a Virginia rental home from 2016 to 2018, the sources said. This was at a time when a ghost writer was helping him write a memoir about losing Beau to brain cancer in 2015. Investigators had a 2017 recording showing that Biden had told the ghost writer he had found “classified stuff” in that home, the report says.

Biden began trying to recall that period by discussing what else was happening in his life, and it was at that point in the interview that he appeared confused about when Beau died, the sources said. Biden got the date — May 30 — correct, but not the year.

Biden's surrogates attacked Hur like a pack of wolves for something he never did.

Well gosh darn it--the truth finally did.

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Poll finds majority of Americans say Biden got "special treatment" in Special Counsel probe

Be aware, some of this content is satire. If you cannot tell what is real and what is satire, you're my kind of person.

A full 53% of Americans say that so called President Biden received "special treatment" in the Special Counsel probe that investigated his mishandling of classified documents, according to a new poll. 

Classified documents in Biden's possession go back to when he was a U.S. Senator. In that case he didn't have the authority to declassify them. There were classified documents also found by the White House when Biden was vice president at the Penn Biden Center in Washington, D.C. and other classified documents found by Biden's personal attorneys that were stored in a locked closet at the think-tank. And we all know about the classified documents that were found in his garage, which his son, Hunter Biden, had assess to, and were visible to an observer when the garage door was open.

The searches for Biden's classified documents lasted nearly three months after the Penn Biden Center discovery.

Anyway, the Reuters/Ipsos poll found that beside the majority of Americans believe Biden got special treatment, about 29% of Democrats also agreed with that statement. 

The results from the poll comes after Special Counsel Robert Hur did not recommend charges against Biden for his blatant mishandling of classified documents, mainly because the cognitively impaired POTUS could present himself to a jury as "a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory," [who is supposedly the leader of the most powerful country on Earth and whose decisions could prove catastrophic].

The Hur report mentions Biden's significant memory deficiencies, saying the old man couldn't even remember when his son, Beau, died, when he served as vice president, or Hunter's drug of choice. Sometimes he confuses his wife, Doctor Jill Biden, with his sister, Valerie, as their hair has a similar odor.

Biden, being an old-timer, along with what's left of his mental capacity, has become an issue for voters who pay attention. According to polls, most Americans believe he's too old to run for another term and the Reuter's poll showed similar results with about 78% polled saying he's too old to run again, and even 71% of Democrats agreed.

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Biden and his handlers poo-pooed concerns about his fitness for the presidency. DEI-hire White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said on Monday that Biden's upcoming physical exam will not included a cognitive test, "and look how the President is able to jog a few steps in public."

Jean-Pierre stated that Biden's physician, Dr. Kevin O'Connor, believes Biden proves his cognitive ability "every day [in] how he operates and how he thinks," which is why the nation is worried in the first place.

Biden himself attempted to laugh off his memory impairment on Monday, although he thought it was Tuesday. 

"Ha, ha, ha," he began. "My memory is like a steel trap--nothing can get in or out. I don't care what Ben Hur said about me, I'm fine."

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Our vegetable speaks: calls Netanyahu vulgar names in private then gets angry over his Snickers bar

In an effort to pander for the Muslim vote our alleged President, who now qualifies to have his likeness on paper money, has privately insulted Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as per a recent report.

He also went on national tv to attack potato chip bags taking out a chip or two as a way to cope with Biden's economic clusterfrack of an outcome. Snickers too was on the list along with ice cream. He attacked corporate greed, not presidential incompetence, in spite of the fact that it is his policies that caused the economic decline [not to mention the social and moral decay we face].

Left-wing outlet NBC News reported Monday that our Vegetable-In-Chief is whining that Netanyahu is "giving him hell" despite his attempts to push for a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war. 

One has to wonder what the United States would have done if a foreign nation, in the spirit of Hamas, attacked the country and killed our people. Oh wait, we bombed Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Dresden, killing tens of thousands of Japanese and German civilians. I almost forgot.

"He just feels like this is enough," one secret source told NBC. "It has to stop."

"His descriptions of his dealings with Netanyahu are peppered with contemptuous references to Netanyahu as ‘this guy,’ these people said," NBC reported. "And in at least three recent instances, Biden has called Netanyahu an ‘a-----e,’ according to three of the people directly familiar with his comments."

A source told the Biden-supporting outlet that while Biden has said that he liked Netanyahu early in his speeches, more recently he has started to use harsher language about the Prime Minister, calling him "a pain in my ass" or that "he’s been killing me lately."

This is likely due to Biden's need for the Muslim vote as we saw him pander to the Michigan Muslims. They're upset with Biden because he was providing the Jewish State [oh dem Jews, dem terrible Jews] with military funding to fight the anti-Semitic Hamassholes, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, and other Iran-backed terrorists. 

NBC's report comes one day after Netanyahu said in an interview on ABC that Biden was "very clear and focused." Of course Bibi lied because late stage dementia doesn't improve or go into remission, it continues to eat at the brain, but he doesn't want to "rock the boat" that helps fun the IDF.

"I found him very clear and very focused," he said of Biden, who has faced increased criticism over his cognitive ability after Special Counsel Robert Hur released a controversial report on the president. Hur described Biden as a "sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory." Others describe him as meatloaf with dentures.

"We managed to agree on the war aims and many things. Sometimes we had disagreements, but they were not born of a lack of understanding on his part or my part," Netanyahu said as a way to schmooze Biden.

Biden spokes-cis-gender man Andrew Bates also shared a tweet of Netanyahu's remarks on his X account, hoping to dispel what people see and hear of the demented old man we call our own.

Biden has faced anti-Semitic/anti-Zionist pressure from within his party and even the White House itself to press for an immediate cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war now that the Jews are winning. 

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Biden vows to take Ben Hur "behind the barn" after Hur hurled truth bombs about him

Finger-sucking good

Alleged President Joe Biden was livid after learning that Special Counsel investigator Robert Hur reported that the president's memory was as reliable as a Hamas reported death toll. 

But when it was mentioned that Biden could not recall when his son, Beau, died, or when he was Vice President, Joe's wife, Doctor Jill Biden stepped in to defend him. She offered an explanation on Saturday for why Joe forgot when Beau died and said that Hur only wanted to score "political points," which makes no sense. 

She said that the grief of losing a son is not measured "in years." 

"We should give everyone grace, and I can’t imagine someone would try to use our son’s death to score political points," the elder abuser wife wrote in the email.

"If you’ve experienced a loss like that, you know that you don’t measure it in years -- you measure it in grief," she added. "Believe me, like anyone who has lost a child, Beau and his death never leave him."

Actually, when someone you love dies, you tend to remember when it was because of the deep impression it makes on your life. 

When Joe heard about the report Hur made, he went ballistic and mumbled at a press conference last week when reporters asked him about the Special Counsel report.

"Who the hell does this Ben Hur guy think he is?" Joe began. "I'll take him out behind the barn and beat his ass," the President of the United States mumbled. "And I'll do the same with that Mexican guy, Al Sissy."

He ended the presser by shaking hands with the jasmine of his mind.

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Biden and his crack team worry about Special Counsel's classified Doc report

Biden's crack team didn't worry back in November that special counsel Robert Hur was going to pursue charges against the alleged President for treating classified documents as if they were old magazines he was going to read when he had the time. But that seems like it's about to change.

The team is sweating bullets about Hur's soon to be released report. It could come as early as this week, as "they believe Hur's report will include embarrassing details — possibly with photos — on how Biden stored documents," according to an Axios report.

And while they don't expect Biden will be biding his time in the slammer, they know that there's a good likelihood that it will damage his political chances this November. [Like his dementia doesn't bother Democrats, nor does his open border policies.]

At the time when the Biden administration approved of a raid on former President Trump's home, where classified documents were KEPT IN A SECURE ROOM, with full knowledge of the National Archives, nobody knew that Biden also had classified documents stored on shelves in his garage, protected only by his Corvette. Biden tried to defend himself by saying, “[B]y the way, my Corvette is in a locked garage, so it’s not like they’re sitting out on the street.”

No joke.

In late 2022, the classified documents were found in Biden's private office at the Penn Biden Center as well as in his garage at home, but it didn't get reported until January 2023, after the midterm elections. Coverup much?

"Biden aides believe that Donald Trump, Biden’s likely foe in November, will try to use Hur’s report to create equivalency with the felony charges Trump faces related to his keeping classified documents after his presidency," Axios reports. "Biden aides believe Hur’s probe is done and that his final report could come any time — even as soon as this week — but the final timing is unclear."

Well, why wouldn't any political opponent use Hur's report if it's true and will win them an election?

Some of the documents must be yellowing by now as they go back to when he was a U.S. Senator when Lincoln was shot. More importantly, and this really is serious, at the time these were confiscated by Biden, he did not have the authority to declassify them and there is evidence his whoremonger, drug-addled son, Hunter, had access to them and potentially used them for foreign business leverage. 

In fact, some of the documents pertained to Ukraine. Hunter had emailed his former business partner, Devon Archer, and detailed 22 points of "research" on Ukraine, points that he probably would not have known without access to the classified documents.

So why in the world should Trump not use this scandal to his advantage?

Biden's team may not need to worry so much because it's doubtful his in-the-pocket DOJ will even release the report. Very doubtful.

Welcome to your latest republic. Please pass the bananas.

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National Archives reveals a load of documents in office of Biden's lawyer

A total of nine boxes of documents were removed from the law office of Patrick Moore, our alleged President Joe Biden's attorney, however the National Archives does not yet know what's in those boxes. 

But with the problems the Bidens currently face for having classified documents in an office at the Penn Biden Center, you can imagine those in his family who are still lucid and drug-free, are worried of being busted.

At least Joe isn't concerned as his biggest worries are staircases and the location of toilets.

Documents were also found at his Wilmington, Delaware, home, but again, not to worry--Attorney General Merrick Garland has put in place Robert Hur as special council to "investigate" the handling of Biden's classified document trove that he has been collecting since he was a senator after former President Lincoln was assassinated. Hopefully Hur, a registered Republican, will render a fair investigation and Biden is removed from office forthwith. 

The existence of the nine boxes of documents was disclosed by Debra Steidel Wall, acting archivist of the United States, in a letter to Republican Sens. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin and Chuck Grassley of Iowa. Grassley, you may know, was critical of Tucker Carlson's releasing of video at the Capitol Hill demonstration on Jan. 6th 2021. He along with 10 other Republicans were against Carlson's First Amendment rights and, in this case, responsibilities. 

In response to a question from Johnson and Grassley about whether there were classified documents in the boxes, the reply said the contents are still a mystery four months after they were obtained.

“NARA [National Archives and Records Administration] has not reviewed the contents of the boxes found at Mr. Moore’s Boston office,” the letter said, revealing that they knew about the documents since Nov. 3, the day after the Penn Biden Center classified documents were uncovered. The American public did not learn of this find until weeks later.

“NARA contacted President Biden’s personal counsel on November 3, 2022, to arrange to pick up boxes from the Penn Biden Center in Washington, D.C., they informed NARA that Mr. Moore had moved other boxes from the Penn Biden Center to Mr. Moore’s law firm in Boston,” the letter said.

So you can almost bet there will be confidential material in this find. Luckily for Joe Biden, he's incompetent to stand trial.

Journalist John Solomon posted:

Biden’s document story keeps changing, this time by nine boxes | Just The News https://t.co/AW9oHSQReI

— John Solomon (@jsolomonReports) March 9, 2023

“[W]hen NARA referred this matter to the Office of Inspector General on November 4, 2022, NARA informed the OIG that some boxes had been moved to Boston,” the letter said.

The letter said the boxes were moved to Boston sometime in October.

Things are looking bad for Joe Biden, but he'll only be mildly aware.

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