Pam Bondi to Biden's Crew: Autopen Shenanigans? We're Auditing Every Last Stroke

Look, we all knew Biden's White House was running on fumes and favors, but the latest Oversight Committee gut-punch on his [or someone's] autopen addiction and the epic cover-up of his fade-to-black is the kind of "bombshell" that makes even the most jaded conservative crack a grim smile. Enter Attorney General Pam Bondi. She is not wasting a New York minute before unleashing the hounds of the basketballs.

As Red State's Nick Arama laid out yesterday, the House Oversight crew dropped a report that's basically a neon sign screaming "IMPEACHMENT AFTER THE FACT." No "sufficient contemporaneous documentation" that doddering Joe personally green-lit executive moves? Boom, those decisions are as void as Biden's sense of direction.

The report zeroed in on the pardons, demanding the DOJ "immediately conduct a review of all executive actions" from Biden's Oval Office squat, as per Arama's report.

Cue the Republican House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, firing off a letter to Bondi like it's happy hour at the accountability bar. Their X post nailed it: "In light of our bombshell Biden Autopen Presidency report, Chairman [Republican Rep. James Comer (KY-1)] is calling on @AGPamBondi to conduct a review of ALL executive actions taken during the Biden presidency," the post read.

"He's also referring Dr. Kevin O'Connor, Annie Tomasini, and Anthony Bernal for further investigation after they took the Fifth during our deposition," it added. Bondi is all in, quicker than Hunter sniffing out a cocaine stash. Her response was a masterclass in "hold my Diet Coke":

"My team has already initiated a review of the Biden administration's reported use of autopen for pardons," Bondi wrote. "@RepJamesComer's new information is extremely helpful, and his leadership on this issue is invaluable. We'll continue working with @GOPoversight to deliver accountability for the American people."

Arama's deep dive exposed the Biden bunker mentality in all its staged glory: From micromanaging Joe's "makeup, clothing, and schedule" to rationing his "number of steps" like he's training for the shuffleboard Olympics. They even dialed back cabinet meets, cribbed SOTU tips from Tinseltown hacks, and propped up teleprompters at whisper-quiet shindigs. 

So if they tell us they didn't know Joe's mental status, they're assuming we're too stupid to believe our eyes, ears and sense of smell.

Not one soul in the interviews admitted to worrying over Joe's mental melt-down. Zilch on chats about his "cognitive health with anyone inside or outside of the White House." It's like they all signed a pact: Deny, deflect, and deploy the autopen.

President Trump has maintained radio silence so far, but give it time; he's probably drafting the "I told you so" in gold Sharpie.

Bottom line: Biden never belonged anywhere near that Resolute Desk, and payday is coming for the grifters who handled him like a puppet while gaslighting us.

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Poll finds majority of Americans say Biden got "special treatment" in Special Counsel probe

Be aware, some of this content is satire. If you cannot tell what is real and what is satire, you're my kind of person.

A full 53% of Americans say that so called President Biden received "special treatment" in the Special Counsel probe that investigated his mishandling of classified documents, according to a new poll. 

Classified documents in Biden's possession go back to when he was a U.S. Senator. In that case he didn't have the authority to declassify them. There were classified documents also found by the White House when Biden was vice president at the Penn Biden Center in Washington, D.C. and other classified documents found by Biden's personal attorneys that were stored in a locked closet at the think-tank. And we all know about the classified documents that were found in his garage, which his son, Hunter Biden, had assess to, and were visible to an observer when the garage door was open.

The searches for Biden's classified documents lasted nearly three months after the Penn Biden Center discovery.

Anyway, the Reuters/Ipsos poll found that beside the majority of Americans believe Biden got special treatment, about 29% of Democrats also agreed with that statement. 

The results from the poll comes after Special Counsel Robert Hur did not recommend charges against Biden for his blatant mishandling of classified documents, mainly because the cognitively impaired POTUS could present himself to a jury as "a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory," [who is supposedly the leader of the most powerful country on Earth and whose decisions could prove catastrophic].

The Hur report mentions Biden's significant memory deficiencies, saying the old man couldn't even remember when his son, Beau, died, when he served as vice president, or Hunter's drug of choice. Sometimes he confuses his wife, Doctor Jill Biden, with his sister, Valerie, as their hair has a similar odor.

Biden, being an old-timer, along with what's left of his mental capacity, has become an issue for voters who pay attention. According to polls, most Americans believe he's too old to run for another term and the Reuter's poll showed similar results with about 78% polled saying he's too old to run again, and even 71% of Democrats agreed.

Robert Hur

Biden and his handlers poo-pooed concerns about his fitness for the presidency. DEI-hire White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said on Monday that Biden's upcoming physical exam will not included a cognitive test, "and look how the President is able to jog a few steps in public."

Jean-Pierre stated that Biden's physician, Dr. Kevin O'Connor, believes Biden proves his cognitive ability "every day [in] how he operates and how he thinks," which is why the nation is worried in the first place.

Biden himself attempted to laugh off his memory impairment on Monday, although he thought it was Tuesday. 

"Ha, ha, ha," he began. "My memory is like a steel trap--nothing can get in or out. I don't care what Ben Hur said about me, I'm fine."

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Biden's physical exam will not check for the presence of a working brain

Incompetent White House press secretary Karine "No Answers" Jean-Pierre said that the alleged President's physician, Dr. Kevin O'Connor, does not believe it is necessary for Biden to take a cognitive test because it cannot help his re-election hopes.

She said O'Connor believes Biden proves his cognitive ability "every day [in] how he operates and how he thinks," like thinking Abdel Fattah al-Sisi is the president of Mexico and not remembering when he was elected Vice President, or incapable of finding his way offstage after an incoherent speech.

Reporters pressed Jean-Pierre on the issue due to last week's report from Special Counsel Robert Hur that found the President of the United States has significant memory issues, and that's just for starters. 

"Does the White House think that the idea of the president taking a cognitive test as a part of this physical is a legitimate idea?" a reporter asked rhetorically.

Of course it's a legitimate idea; Biden's mental status has become so obvious that even Democrats are having cows.

"I'm just gonna say what Dr. O'Connor said to me about a year ago when [Biden's physical] was released," Jean-Pierre responded. "The president proves every day [in] how he operates and how he thinks, by dealing with world leaders, by making difficult decisions on behalf of the American people – whether it's domestic or it's national security."

When Biden deals with world leaders, he looks as if he doesn't know who the particular world leader is unless he checks his notes, then reads responses off telepromters. 

"That is how Dr. O'Connor sees it, and that is how I'm going to leave it," she added. 

Off course it's possible Jean-Pierre is so ignorant that she cannot see the writing of the wall, or the babbling on his lips.

Jean-Pierre gave a more full-throated defense of Biden when reporters continued to press her on the topic. She said she has known Biden for more than a decade and continues to find him to be "sharp" and "on top of things."

Biden is about as sharp as water.

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