Pam Bondi to Biden's Crew: Autopen Shenanigans? We're Auditing Every Last Stroke

Look, we all knew Biden's White House was running on fumes and favors, but the latest Oversight Committee gut-punch on his [or someone's] autopen addiction and the epic cover-up of his fade-to-black is the kind of "bombshell" that makes even the most jaded conservative crack a grim smile. Enter Attorney General Pam Bondi. She is not wasting a New York minute before unleashing the hounds of the basketballs.

As Red State's Nick Arama laid out yesterday, the House Oversight crew dropped a report that's basically a neon sign screaming "IMPEACHMENT AFTER THE FACT." No "sufficient contemporaneous documentation" that doddering Joe personally green-lit executive moves? Boom, those decisions are as void as Biden's sense of direction.

The report zeroed in on the pardons, demanding the DOJ "immediately conduct a review of all executive actions" from Biden's Oval Office squat, as per Arama's report.

Cue the Republican House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, firing off a letter to Bondi like it's happy hour at the accountability bar. Their X post nailed it: "In light of our bombshell Biden Autopen Presidency report, Chairman [Republican Rep. James Comer (KY-1)] is calling on @AGPamBondi to conduct a review of ALL executive actions taken during the Biden presidency," the post read.

"He's also referring Dr. Kevin O'Connor, Annie Tomasini, and Anthony Bernal for further investigation after they took the Fifth during our deposition," it added. Bondi is all in, quicker than Hunter sniffing out a cocaine stash. Her response was a masterclass in "hold my Diet Coke":

"My team has already initiated a review of the Biden administration's reported use of autopen for pardons," Bondi wrote. "@RepJamesComer's new information is extremely helpful, and his leadership on this issue is invaluable. We'll continue working with @GOPoversight to deliver accountability for the American people."

Arama's deep dive exposed the Biden bunker mentality in all its staged glory: From micromanaging Joe's "makeup, clothing, and schedule" to rationing his "number of steps" like he's training for the shuffleboard Olympics. They even dialed back cabinet meets, cribbed SOTU tips from Tinseltown hacks, and propped up teleprompters at whisper-quiet shindigs. 

So if they tell us they didn't know Joe's mental status, they're assuming we're too stupid to believe our eyes, ears and sense of smell.

Not one soul in the interviews admitted to worrying over Joe's mental melt-down. Zilch on chats about his "cognitive health with anyone inside or outside of the White House." It's like they all signed a pact: Deny, deflect, and deploy the autopen.

President Trump has maintained radio silence so far, but give it time; he's probably drafting the "I told you so" in gold Sharpie.

Bottom line: Biden never belonged anywhere near that Resolute Desk, and payday is coming for the grifters who handled him like a puppet while gaslighting us.

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