The scientific study of monkeypox in women scientifically used 47% men

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Progressives studying and scienting is about as scientific as the use of a divining rods to locate underground water sources, and slightly less scientific as the use of joint pain to predict locusts. But they freaking love science, especially the kind that doesn't rely on accountability or math.

We hear their 'expertise' about COVID-19, gas stoves, men can become women, women can become men, and climate change. Now they're on another science quest with the verve of Paw Patrol in the realm of monkeypox.

The formerly prestigious British journal The Lancet, published a recent study on monkeypox with the intent of finding how women contracted the gay men's disease and what the symptoms were. It seems like an interesting yet understudied phenomenon since gay men don't usually have sex with women.

As it is, monkeypox in women is as rare as intelligent utterings of alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden. 

But, according to the Post Millennial, almost half of the subjects in the study were men, born and raised with twigs and berries:

researchers analyzed data for a total of 136 individuals with the monkeypox virus infection across 15 countries. There were 62 “trans women,” 69 “cis” women, and 5 non-binary individuals who were grouped with the “cis” women to form a category of “people assigned female at birth.”

In case you missed science class, "trans women" are men, whether or not their penis and testicles were surgically removed. This fact accounts for why "trans women" athletes generally beat the crap out of women athletes who abide by who they are.

But perhaps they knew what they were doing, you know, scientifically.

Um . . . here were the findings:

“clinical features of monkeypox in women and non-binary individuals were similar to those described in men,” and that anatomically, “anogenital lesions were reflective of sexual practices: vulvovaginal lesions predominated in cis women and non-binary individuals and anorectal features predominated in trans women.”

So chicks who had normal chick sex got the virus and concomitant symptoms just like you would expect, and make believe chicks who had sex like gay dudes got the virus and concomitant symptoms exactly like you would expect like men in dresses and men in pants having sex with each other would get.

The Lancet has gone from being a reputable medical journal to something akin to an outhouse emergency alternative that even had to retract a bogus Covid-19 study in 2020.

Progressives are to science as a prostitute is to her regular john. She says she loves you, but she's only with you for one thing only. But in her case, he probably won't get monkeypox.

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Britain prints knife crime warnings on deep fried chicken boxes

The following is true, but the satire is obvious.

You have a better chance of dying from the cholesterol-soaked fried chicken than a knife crime in Britain, but now the country that gave us the Magna Carta is putting warning labels about the dangers of knife crime on chicken takeout boxes.

That is not to say that knife crime should be taken lightly, especially in the country that gave us Gilbert and Sullivan's "I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General" and blood pudding, but to put a warning label on a chicken box is a tad over the top. It isn't as if being warned about someone coming up to you brandishing a knife is going to save you or perhaps your chicken from being confiscated, if that's what he's going for, so what good is putting that on the box going to do? 

In fact, being attacked by a knife wielding maniac might spoil your appetite and you end up throwing the chicken away, which would be what actually saves your life or the high cost of open heart surgery.

But the warnings aren't simply about being accosted by a maniac. It's also about the dangers of the British carrying a knife so that they can cut their greasy chicken properly. Evidently, the government believes that Britishers are just as incompetent as they are and don't trust them with a plastic utensil.

"Special chicken boxes warning about the dangers of carrying a knife are to be distributed to takeaways across England and Wales by the government," reports Sky News. "More than 320,000 of them - featuring the Home Office #knifefree campaign - will replace the standard packaging in 210 outlets."

These special chicken boxes will only be given out to those people who look as if they hear command voices from their pets.

The boxes feature stories of young people who either fell victim to knife crime or escaped it. The government is hoping that by reading about knife crime, it will statistically reduce the chances of it actually happening to the reader. 

It reminds one of the story about the statistician who got caught bringing a bomb onto a plane. He was stopped and questioned: "Why did you bring a bomb on this plane?" the security guard asked him. 

"Because the chances of there being a bomb on the plane is about one in two hundred thousand. But the chances of there being two bomb on the plane is about one in seventeen million. I just didn't want to take the chance."

Rumors are being spread that the British government is planning to launch a "knife-free raw coconut eating campaign." Please watch the inspirational video above.

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'First Man' actress calls Trump 'the giant penis of America'

An actor/actress is someone whose job is to pretend they're someone they're not. Claire Foy a British actress is pretending that Americans care about her opinion about American politics. She is not an American and is not a pundit--she is also not the brightest knife on the Christmas tree.

In a recent interview, Foy bravely attacked President Trump. I say 'bravely' in jest--if she defended him, then she would actually be brave.

Foy, who was in the failing film 'First Man,' in which the heroic exploits of the Apollo 11 mission went to the moon, and Neil Armstrong was the first human to set foot on it, never included the most iconic moment in American history and our space program--they never showed the moment when Armstrong planted the American flag on the moon and made his famous speech: "One small step for man, one giant step for mankind."

The flick didn't even show our flag on the uniforms of the astronauts.

And Claire Foy calls President Trump "the giant penis of America?" In my book, that make Foy the "Little Slut of Britain."

The actress/slut also said she wanted to "violently hurt" an anti-#MeToo movement protester she encountered at an anti-Brett Kavanaugh protest on the weekend he was confirmed. So not only does Foy disrespect the rule of law and has a thing about big penises, she has violent feelings for people with whom she disagrees. She said the protester was carrying a sign which read "#MeTooFraud" and that she didn't agree with his display of action.

Had it been a teenage girl or younger, Foy might have gotten into a brawl.

"How dare you write #MeTooFraud on a placard?" she told the guy. "It just breaks my heart, how other human beings just care so little about people [like men who are wrongly accused?]. That person must not have any idea of what those women have been through [or men who are wrongly accused]. I have a real problem with people not understanding the effect that they have on other people," she said ironically.

Foy went on with her feminist babbling about women becoming more powerful, which is fine. But men don't think women are feeble or weak--we think women are different than us and that's a beautiful thing that the new feminists want to destroy.

Not only did "First Man" disregard the American flag scene, it disregarded the 400,000 Americans who made the mission possible. They disregarded the emotional climate of the time and how we set out to beat the Russians, not for blind pride, but for a sense of patriotism and how capitalism and democracy can win over Soviet dictatorship and communism.

The movie disregarded truth, honesty and America for the sake of a leftist agenda, an agenda that dislikes America and capitalism.

No wonder it came in a dismal third in the box office. Hopefully it will come in last.

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Ambushed British special forces soldier drowns ISIS punk in a puddle

A group of Special Boat Service troopers in Iraq were surrounded by the terror group ISIS. The fighting was intense and after the Brits ran out of rounds, they refused to die on their knees, or be capture only to be tortured and beheaded. They decided to "go out fighting."

The fighting was hand-to-hand, rifle butts and knives, teeth and knees with the intention of killing as many of the scum-wafers as they could before going down.

One Brit soldier killed three Islamists using his rifle as a bat, hitting home runs (or "sixers" as they call it in cricket) as his rifle eventually became a sticky wicket.

The Royal Navy's Special Boat Service are on par with our Navy SEALs. They were convinced they were going to die after being outnumbered and surrounded after being ambushed by around 50 ISIS crap weasels.

After killing at least 20 of the religious fanatics, this elite group of warriors saw they had only 10 rounds left between them and were trapped in a small river bed, near Mosul.

They fought with the knowledge that it's better a "soldier's death" than to be captured. They decided to fight like "crazed warriors" to kill as many of the Muslim militants as possible.

The Brits shook hands and said goodbye, and charged the remaining 30 terrorists while firing their remaining rounds before going after them with knives, slashing away at will, at Mohammad, at Omar, at Ahmed.

The report said the Brits charged the ISIS fighters. "They were screaming and swearing as they set about the terrorists."

One man, a SBS Warrant Officer, drowned one of the creeps in a puddle after forcing his face into the ground, claimed the source. 

Hopefully there was a farm nearby and the puddle was made by a manure spreader.

The Warrant Officer then picked up a large stone and smashed the skull of another unlucky devil worshipper.

After about five minutes of hand-to-hand, 12 ISIS pissants were dead or were in a condition that made them wish they were. The rest of them ran like frightened pussy cats.

All of the Brits survived, Inshallah, [sarc] although they all sustained injuries. At least two received gunshot wounds but they failed the art of aiming at ISIS University.

The Brits walked five miles before hitching a ride back to an SAS base with the Kurds.

All but two of the men were back in the fight within a matter of days.


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Maryland mosque memorializes murderers

Pikesville, Maryland -- A mosque held a celebration to honor the sharia-compliant assassin who killed a governor in Pakistan for speaking out against the country's monstrous blasphemy laws. His death was proof that he was correct.

The Gulzar E. Madina Mosque in Pikesville hosted an Urs celebration, a traditional commemoration held for saints and holy people. This Urs was for Mumtaz Qadri, the Islamic extremist who killed Salman Taseer in 2011. Taseer was the governor of Punjab province.

Qadri was, ironically, Taseer's bodyguard. He was enraged when Taseer called for reform of the blasphemy laws, which are part of sharia (Islamic law) and calls for the death of blasphemers and just about everyone else who doesn't follow a particular brand of Islam. 

Taseer also expressed support for Asia Bibi, a Christian woman who was framed for blasphemy (because she drank from the same cup used by Muslim women) and was arrested and sentenced to death in lovely Pakistan.

Blasphemy laws carry the death penalty and are often used to exact revenge against Pakistan's mistreated minority groups. Even a hint of an accusation that the person does not believe Mohammed is a prophet, or that Allah is actually G_d often sparks mob violence and death for the person charged with the thought crime.

After Qadri shot Taseer, he was lauded a national hero with over 100,000 Muslims attending his funeral. Riots began after his arrest for which he was tried and eventually hanged for his crime. He is seen as a saint by many Pakistanis and a shrine is being built in Pakistan to memorialize him.

The Urs event at the Maryland mosque was advertised in the Urdu Times, the largest Urdu newspaper in the U.S. The turnout was very large, with young children and teens attending the event, according to Rabwah Times.

Syed Saad Ali, an Islamic scholar based in New Jersey, chastised the crowd:

"Warrior Mumtaz Qadri kissed the noose in love for Prophet Mohammed. When Qadri was in jail for five years, what did we do? What effort did we make for his release? Why did we not go where he was being held? Qadri did everything for us and for the love of Islam and we could not even stand by him? People say Islam teaches peace . . . I say Islam teaches us ghairat [honor, as in 'honor killing']. Who will now stand up?"

Ali also praised Tanveer Ahmad, a British-Pakistani man who stabbed to death Asad Shah, another British-Pakistani in Scotland. Shah was guilty of being from the Ahmadi sect and made social media postings deemed blasphemous by Ahmad's sect. 

In other words, if you're a Muslim of one sect, all other sects that espouse Islamic beliefs are blasphemous. This is why extremist Muslims kill other Muslims as well as infidels, Jews, Christians, gays, lesbians and atheists.

Ali spoke about Ahmad, saying:

"Our warrior Tanveer, who is sitting in a jail in Scotland, I don't know if someone knows it or not, when that Mirzai [Ahmadi] spoke his 'sacrilegious rubbish,' he went there and stabbed him 27 times, and the police arrested him and right now he is in a jail in Scotland. So if we just take a step forward, angels will automatically come for our help. But what Mumtaz Qadri has done is something amazing, he has surpassed all these warriors."

Imam Ijaz Hussain, a Baltimore-based 'religious leader' and sicko also spoke, saying that "Mumtaz Qadri was not a terrorist and whoever says, 'We are with you, O prophet' cannot be a terrorist."

So if you murder a school bus filled with Jewish children, or bomb a Christian church as you scream out "Allahu Akbar!" and "We are with you, O prophet!" you are simply doing Allah's work.

Hussain praised our First Amendment saying it allowed such events as this one to be held.

"We have some freedoms here (in the U.S.) which we do not even have in other Muslim countries. This is the beauty of this country. There are some countries where we can't even praise the prophet, we can't celebrate the Day of Imam Hussain. This country has freedom of religion, and this is the beauty of this country."

What the imam didn't say was that once Islam dominates the U.S., there will no longer be a First Amendment, only sharia.

And if that doesn't concern you, you might be a liberal.


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Three Brits cum Kurds arrested by Greek authorities

Greece -- Greek police arrested a 40-year-old Iraqi Kurd in Thessaloniki, on the border crossing to Turkey, after finding he was carrying a large cache of weapons. The man is also a British citizen, police told the AP.

The weapons seized were four air rifles, eight scopes and about 200,000 22-caliber rounds.

Several hours before this arrest, the coast guard arrested two other British citizens, ages 35 and 36. They were carrying 18 rifles and only 40,000 rounds. The arrest took place in Alexandroupolis.

The coast guard reported that it was the arrest of the latter two individuals that led to the third suspect's arrest.

It's difficult to tell whether the arrests were a good thing or a bad thing as it is the Kurds who are supported by us in the fighting against the Assad regime.

But air rifles?

In a related story, the U.S. is asking Turkey to stop shelling Kurdish fighters in Northern Syria as they try to seize new ground before the ceasefire. If the Turks kill the Kurds, then who will fight ISIS for us?

We have asked the Kurds not to try expanding their territory and would like Turkey to be so kind as to not kill anymore Kurds. All of this fighting is not making for good allies with us and Turkey.

And Russia? Forget about it.




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