The scientific study of monkeypox in women scientifically used 47% men

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Progressives studying and scienting is about as scientific as the use of a divining rods to locate underground water sources, and slightly less scientific as the use of joint pain to predict locusts. But they freaking love science, especially the kind that doesn't rely on accountability or math.

We hear their 'expertise' about COVID-19, gas stoves, men can become women, women can become men, and climate change. Now they're on another science quest with the verve of Paw Patrol in the realm of monkeypox.

The formerly prestigious British journal The Lancet, published a recent study on monkeypox with the intent of finding how women contracted the gay men's disease and what the symptoms were. It seems like an interesting yet understudied phenomenon since gay men don't usually have sex with women.

As it is, monkeypox in women is as rare as intelligent utterings of alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden. 

But, according to the Post Millennial, almost half of the subjects in the study were men, born and raised with twigs and berries:

researchers analyzed data for a total of 136 individuals with the monkeypox virus infection across 15 countries. There were 62 “trans women,” 69 “cis” women, and 5 non-binary individuals who were grouped with the “cis” women to form a category of “people assigned female at birth.”

In case you missed science class, "trans women" are men, whether or not their penis and testicles were surgically removed. This fact accounts for why "trans women" athletes generally beat the crap out of women athletes who abide by who they are.

But perhaps they knew what they were doing, you know, scientifically.

Um . . . here were the findings:

“clinical features of monkeypox in women and non-binary individuals were similar to those described in men,” and that anatomically, “anogenital lesions were reflective of sexual practices: vulvovaginal lesions predominated in cis women and non-binary individuals and anorectal features predominated in trans women.”

So chicks who had normal chick sex got the virus and concomitant symptoms just like you would expect, and make believe chicks who had sex like gay dudes got the virus and concomitant symptoms exactly like you would expect like men in dresses and men in pants having sex with each other would get.

The Lancet has gone from being a reputable medical journal to something akin to an outhouse emergency alternative that even had to retract a bogus Covid-19 study in 2020.

Progressives are to science as a prostitute is to her regular john. She says she loves you, but she's only with you for one thing only. But in her case, he probably won't get monkeypox.

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2 Gay Guys give their dog monkeypox: don't ask

A dog belonging to a gay couple was infected with the dreaded monkeypox and didn't deserve it because he's a good boy. One of the couple is also HIV-positive.

This is the first known case in which human-to-pet transmission of the virus is suspected, according to the medical journal The Lancet.

The rather shocking diagnosis was made after the two gay guys visited a hospital in Paris on June 10.

The gay guys' 4-year-old greyhound developed lesions in its nether regions after it contracted monkeypox somehow from its owners, just days after they experienced rashes, lesions and anal ulcerations six days after having gay sex with each other, but not with the dog.

The gay couple are a 44-year-old HIV-positive Latino man and 27-year-old HIV-negative White man. They slept in the same bed with their dog but it isn't known what the dog had seen or done, and we don't really want to know.

The first known case of human to dog #monkeypox transmission has been documented in medical journal, the Lancet. The dog caught it from its owners, a non-monogamous gay couple in Paris. The greyhound developed an anal ulceration & mucocutaneous lesions. https://t.co/UkJy1RsJ5X

— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo)

The Lancet sounded the alarm, urging monkeypox-infected individuals, comprised of well over 90% gay men, to distance themselves from their pets in order to prevent viral transmission.

“Our findings should prompt debate on the need to isolate pets from monkeypox virus-positive individuals,” the medical journal warned.

One can imagine the same would hold true if there were humans in the same household as well, who are not necessarily gay but can come in physical contact with a gay monkeypox carrier.

On June 24 — two weeks after the gay couple’s critter contracted monkeypox from them in France — the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued guidance warning that infected people “can spread Monkeypox virus to animals through close contact, including petting, cuddling, hugging, kissing, licking, sharing sleeping areas, and sharing food.”

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Of course, many people allow their dog to sleep in bed with them, but anyone kissing, licking or cuddling their animals doesn't have monkeypox as their biggest problem.

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Iowa sees a case of the dreaded monkeypox

A man in Iowa has the dreaded monkeypox and the world waits in prayerful silence as health officials worry that another person, most likely a gay man, get the infection. They say this guy may have caught it during an international trip he took and is being kept isolated, according to the Iowa Department of Public Health.

Officials are contact tracing to track possible exposure to other individuals, particularly men who have anal sex with other men at raves.

The virus originates in wild animals but occasionally is transferred to humans, and most cases have been confined to central and west Africa where they know the definition of the term 'woman'.

Recent monkeypox cases have traveled well beyond Africa, and are being reported in the U.K., Spain, Italy, the United States, and in other places where men have anal sex with other men at raves.

Symptoms from monkeypox include fever, intense headache, back pain, muscle aches, a lack of energy, skin eruption, and an intense desire for banana chips, according to the World Health Organization.

On June 28, U.S. health officials expanded the guidelines for people who should get vaccinated against monkeypox to include men who recently had sex with other men at raves and Hunter Biden, just to be safe.

In the United States, around 460 cases [less than 47% of the nation's population] of monkeypox in 32 states have been reported by reliable sources. While not as prevalent as the creeping crud, health officials are concerned that this dreaded disease will cause a run on banana chips and skin concealer.

The WHO [not to be confused with the English singing group from the 60s with lead singer Roger Daltrey] said on June 27 that the current outbreak of monkeypox is "moderate" and also said the number of cases "is likely to be underestimated, because like Drag Queen Reading Hour, it's everywhere, it's everywhere." 

"The overall risk is assessed as moderate at [the] global level considering this is the first time that cases and clusters are reported concurrently in five WHO Regions," [aka Whoville] the WHO said. 

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On a more positive note, there are no known cases among monkeys in the United States and the Biden administration is considering a nation-wide monkeypox vaccination requirement, just to be safe.

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