Showing posts with label Anheuser-Busch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anheuser-Busch. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 19, 2023

Bud Light steps on yet another rake


Bud Light marketing director must be an affirmative action position because the company has the memory of a brain injured goldfish. The company is still attempting to dig itself out of the hole it put itself in with the Dylan Mulvaney clusterfrack by trying to appeal to the woke while flipping the bird to their regular customers--you know, men who identify as men. You remember Mulvaney, he's the gay guy who looks like Audrey Hepburn and drinks Bud Light half naked in a bath.

Sales plummeted, especially after the company's former marketing executive, Alissa Heinerscheid, declared the beer is no longer for "fratty" or "out of touch" former customers. It turned out there just wasn't enough LGBTQI+1~=/ and other wokesters to make a profit for the company so they pretended to apologize and the "fratty, out of touch" light beer drinkers literally wasn't buying the saccharine BS.


So now the company did a "one-eighty." The company is doing Power Slapping, whereby two bros smack the crap out of each other, one shot at a time, until one of the dudes gives up under the pain and pressure.

Yeah, that's exactly what we "fratty, out of touch" guys want to see. A pair of low-functioning idiots smacking the crap out of each other with what is known as a Power Slap.


This latest campaign is part of Anheuser-Busch's 6-year, $100,000,000 plus branding partnership with Dana White, the CEO of UFC and the champion of the Power Slap sport that has not yet rocked the nation. 

At least it proves that Dana White will do anything for a buck.

Anyway, I still refuse to drink the piss-water brew.

Friday, November 17, 2023

Anheuser-Busch U.S. Marketing Head Will Resign after the Dylan Mulvaney Disaster




Anheuser-Busch's U.S. marketing chief will resign by year's end after the beer company's sales dropped lower than whale poop due to the company's showcasing of a gay cross-dressing influencer, Dylan Mulvaney.

Benoit Garbe, who’s been in charge of the company’s extensive U.S. portfolio of beers, canned cocktails, and non-alcoholic beverages since 2021, “will be resigning at the end of the year in order to embark on a new chapter in his career, [like looking for another job],” Anheuser-Busch said in a statement, as reported by The New York Post.

“This week we announced key changes to our US leadership team that reduce layers within our organization and better enable our top commercial leaders to drive our business and legacy forward, [and blah, blah, deblah].” Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth told the Post.

“These senior leadership changes will accelerate our return to growth as we continue to focus on what we do best—brewing great beer for everyone and earning our place in moments that matter,” he added.

The company's U.S. Chief Commercial Officer Kyle Norrington will take over Garbe’s duties in the new year, according to the Compromised News Network (CNN).


Garbe's leaving comes after Bud Light marketing VP Alissa Heinerscheid showed complete disrespect for the company's main customers, young, white men who are too "fratty" and 'out of touch," along with group VP of Anheuser-Busch's mainstream portfolio Daniel Blake. These two out of touch clowns were "placed on leave" but it appears their leave has been extended 'till the cows come home.

Since bringing Dylan Mulvaney on board to sell their beer, Bud Light fell from the number one spot as the top-selling beer in America, a position it held for more than two decades and continues to circle the bowl.

Thursday, August 3, 2023

Anheuser-Busch gets more terrible news from the boycott



Since April Fool's Day, Anheuser-Busch (AB) has been tanking as a company ever since the gay cross-dressing Dylan Mulvaney tried hawking the watered down beer, and the former marketing vice president Alyssa Heinerscheid disrespected the company's customers by calling them "fratty" and "out of touch." She has since been fired and Mulvaney is still a gay cross-dresser.

The second quarter doesn't look any better for AB as they have taken another huge hit, losing an incredible $390,000,000.

AB, the parent company blamed the "volume decline" [aka loss in sales] on Bud Light for the second quarter slaughter, with numbers showing the total US revenue crashing by 10.5 percent in April - June period compared to 2022.

The world’s largest brewer said Thursday that sales to US retailers had plunged 14 percent, adding that it had been ‘underperforming the industry.’ This was a direct result of the tie-in with the Audrey Hepburn impressionist, Mr. Dylan Mulvaney.

The second quarter of 2022 shows that AB sold $2.73 billion to beer retailers, but the same quarter this year shows that sales plummeted to $2.35 billion, a fall off of $390 million in one year.

The New York Post reports that they lost nearly 30 percent in core profit, and they’ve lost almost $40 billion in market cap.

In the wake of Bud Light’s “woke” advertising, AB has lost about $37 in market value. On March 31 — the day before the cross-dressing Mulvaney’s disastrous social media campaign — AB InBev had a market cap of $134.5 billion. As of Thursday, that figure plummeted to $97.74 billion.

And to make matters worse for AB, after folks discovered the other beers in the company's tent, they started boycotting them too while other brands, like Coors, have gained and Modelo Especial has taken the number one spot for several months. In fact, there had been a misconception that Modelo Especial was owned by Anheuser-Busch, but that rumor is false--Constellation Brands owns it.

U.S. beer distributers have given up on the brand, in many cases and think their former Bud Light customers aren't coming back.

Anheuser-Busch InBev also laid off about 360 of its executives in their U.S. corporate offices. This may be due to the fact that the real "out of touch" executives still didn't want to listen to their former customers and went ahead with sponsoring LGBTQ+1 events.

Screw them. They're too stupid to get it and they deserve what they got.


Monday, July 3, 2023

United AL CEO profusely apologizes after his clusterfrack PR disaster



Scotty Kirby, a sad excuse for a CEO of United [aka Untied] Airlines begged for forgiveness for getting caught using his perks while the peons were dealing with chaos due to massive holiday delays over the weekend. Scotty has his own private jet and a carbon footprint only rivaled by Big Foot John 'Hair-plugs" Kerry and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg. 

It's obvious that the learning curve for today's CEOs is as flat as Dylan Mulvaney and Rear Admiral Rachel Levine.

Gone are the days when we snuffies quietly accept the elite's sense of entitlement and their non-apology apologies like the one we saw with the Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth, or the apology we now try to stomach by CEO of United Airlines Kirby after he took a private jet while his customers were stuck in airports for hours due to travel delays. 

Americans have had it up to here!

KIrby was president for United AL since 2016 and became CEO in 2020.

He made his apology Friday, just as the weekend arrived and two days after the poo hit the fanjets. Airlines were greatly affected by severe weather: thunderstorms, high winds, UFOs. . . 

His private jet was a symbolic middle finger to his customers.

‘Taking a private jet was the wrong decision because it was insensitive to our customers who were waiting to get home,’ Kirby said in an insincere statement issued by the airline.

‘I sincerely apologize to our customers and our team members who have been working around-the-clock for several days — often through severe weather — to take care of our customers,’ Kirby said in his 'aha' moment of a statement.

Kirby concluded by promising ‘to better demonstrate my respect for the dedication of our team members and the loyalty of our customers.’ But he may have had his fingers crossed.

Kirby was sorry he got caught doing what most of his customers could not do – he flew private because he couldn’t get a seat on a commercial flight. He paid for the private jet out of his own pocket, with the estimation of the cost of his trip being between $30,000 to $50,000. And he took along with him zero paid customers who may have been going to his destination, and rumor has it that when his private jet took off, he sat at the window and flipped them the bird.

Airline passengers were stranded for days, waiting for space on flights to their destinations. Some travelers said they spent hours waiting in line for customer assistance or to find their checked bags.

Other airlines were able to recover and were essentially back on schedule by Friday. United, however, continued to struggle to catch up. The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) predicted Friday would be the busiest travel day in more than three years.

United scrubbed about 520 mainline flights Thursday. On Friday evening, 236 of the roughly 430 U.S. flights that had been canceled were United flights, according to FlightAware, a flight-tracking site.

“Our reliability continues to improve with far fewer cancellations today compared to previous days,” the airline said in a perfunctory statement, adding that most of Friday’s cancellations were made in advance.

United is also having problems with their employees. Pilots and flight attendants said the company's crew scheduling department has been understaffed and crew members are left in the dark about their reassignments.

It's like a Roseanne Rosannadanna situation: if it isn't this, it's that.

“The airline actually ‘lost’ crews in the system for days on end because there was such a significant breakdown in running the operation,” said Ken Diaz, president of the United chapter of the Association of Flight Attendants-CWA. [In spite of Diaz's short name, he holds the record for the largest company ID badge.]

Kirby lives in Dallas with his second wife and their perfect children. He also has an address in Colorado and describes himself as a "climate change geek" in spite of the tons of carbon emissions his company produces daily. He wants to make the company "100 percent green" by 2025 but the only way that can be accomplished would be with huge winding rubber bands, because even electric jets would require environment-harming battery production and disposal, but like abortion, what the left sees, doesn't bother them.

Kirby is so freaking green-minded when it comes to everyone else, but he's just fine jetting privately and can afford it on his $10,000,000 annual salary.

Thursday, June 29, 2023

Female impersonator tears into Bud Light after costing them $20B in revenue

"Sniff, sniff, boo-hoo"


Dylan Mulvaney scorched Bud Light for giving “customers permission to be as transphobic and as hateful as they want” after he did an insulting impression of what he thinks a woman is: an Audrey Hepburn-ish cutesy, shallow, naive girly-like ditz--a woman who Hepburn never was. 

Mulvaney is the king of misogynists. 

Anyway, the social media dude finally broke his silence with a gooey Instagram video to his nearly 2 million viewers, again proving misogynistic creds. He was tearful and claimed that he was "ridiculed in public." He obviously knows that if you're going to put yourself out there in public, you open yourself up to ridicule as well as the praise your fragile ego seeks.

Mulvaney said that he has “felt a loneliness that I wouldn’t wish on anyone.”

“For a company to hire a trans person and then not publicly stand by them is worse than not hiring a trans person at all,” Mulvaney, 26, said, obviously clueless when it comes to business. He was a company wrecking ball [and of which he possess two] along with the help of another marketing genius, Alissa Heinerscheid, the marketing vice president of Bud Light.

Mulvaney became publicly tearful [in spite of his being 'ridiculed in public'] one day after Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth refused to say whether the company would ever work with Mulvaney again. 

The belching Belgian beer giant experienced a $20 billion hit after the company insulted their major customers calling them "fratty" and "out of touch," and calls for a boycott ensued. What did Mulvaney think they should do? Stand behind him?



Mulvaney complained that since he posted a video to his social media on April 1 touting Bud Light, he has received “more bullying and transphobia than I could have ever imagined.”

“I’ve been scared to leave my house,” he said, in spite of nobody giving a crap about him.

Mulvaney added: “Supporting trans people shouldn’t be political. There should be nothing divisive or controversial about working with us.”

Supporting gender dysphoric people is not political. Opposing the LGBTQ+1WAP folks pushing schools to teach the 465 genders and personal pronouns, and "don't tell your parents what you're being taught in school" is political, and that isn't where it ends. 

They admit it now--they are coming after your kids.

Mulvaney said the company has made no effort to reach out to him since receiving a Bud Light tall-cis-boy with his dolled-up face on the can.

“I was scared of more backlash, and I felt personally guilty for what transpired,” he said.

“I patiently waited for things to get better…and I was waiting for the brand to reach out to me, but they never did.”

Because that would have really been the killing blow to the brand. C'mon Dylan; read a book about marketing.


Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Bud Light still taking a dollar-dump from Dylan Mulvaney's silly misogynistic drag drinking


Bud Light beer is still spiraling down the abyss after its woke move to have gay, misogynist and not-very-effective influencer Dylan Mulvaney partner with them and their former vice president of marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid insult the majority of their customers, calling them "fratty" and "out of touch."

The only people who seemed to have been the ones out of touch and "woke-fratty" were Heinerscheid and the geniuses who made the decision to go woke.

It has been so bad for the brand that they're having to give away beer to salvage Fourth of July sales, with a full $15 rebate for sales up to $15. Do the math.


This comes after months of crashing sales removing the long-held Number 1 spot in the US to a pittance of what they were. Tens of billions were lost for parent company Anheuser-Busch after social media spread the word to boycott. Now it's embarrassing for a normal American to buy a Bud Light lest he or she look like a woke dweeb.

And the company can thank Heinerscheid for putting politics where it doesn't belong.

full frontal exposure at Bud Light-sponsored Pride march

People were fed up with the BS the left constantly tries to shove down our throats, and while it seems that one bad mistake should not have had the effect it did, conservatives, and others had had enough. 

Now they have to resort to giving the beer away and still no apology has been forthcoming. The arrogant leadership of Anheuser-Busch and Bud Light still have not learned their lesson and have recently sponsored Toronto Pride, which featured events whereby naked adults cavorted in the faces of kids and families.

In the face of corporate decimation, the company's management cannot help themselves from virtue-signaling to the woke, while the company burns down to the ground.

Go woke, go broke is more than just a slogan now and we need to continue the boycott of this company and others that insult you with their messages.


Sunday, June 18, 2023

Anheuser-Busch hears us but remains woke, out of touch, and fratty

Dylan Mulvaney sucking down a Bud

It's Pride month and Anheuser-Busch will still not swallow their pride and show a little humility by apologizing for calling the majority of their past customers "fratty" and "out of touch." Due to their overt disdain to us, Bud Light sales have plummeted over 25% while their competitors have enjoyed huge gains. Other AB beer sales also took enormous hits as well.

So the company made a feeble effort to stem the hemorrhaging of its sales after Alissa Heinerscheid made her comments about her out of touch customers, and Dylan Mulvaney did his best Audrey Hepburn acting like an idiot routine, and released a statement this week.

AB's CEO Brendan Whitworth kind of acknowledged that the company is having some problems, but he didn't go so far as to admit why.

“We recognize that over the last two months, the discussion surrounding our company and Bud Light has moved away from beer, and this has impacted our consumers, our business partners, and our employees,” the statement began. “We are a beer company, and beer is for everyone.”

Yes, the company has forgotten what it is in business for and went woke and arrogant.

Whitworth witlessly said that the company was “announcing three important actions as we continue to move our business forward” in light of the backlash.

“First, we are investing to protect the jobs of our frontline employees,” he said. “Second, we are providing financial assistance to our independent wholesalers to help them support their employees.”

Whitworth said in his final point, which was addressed to the company’s “valued consumers,” that the company “hear[s] you.”

These marketing geniuses don't hear zilch. If they heard us they would have bent the knee and apologized, but Whitworth must see that as a sign of weakness and cannot mouth the words, "we are sorry and we regret having offended you."

It probably would not work, but at least the effort would have been better than not owning up to their arrogance and stupidity. They are so out of touch by blaming their customers for the same thing, that they are circling the toilet bowl and are sadly looking up at us as we've just flushed while they go round and round.

Anyone who is not woke and buys a Bud Light or Anheuser-Busch beer should be embarrassed.


Saturday, May 27, 2023

Target partners with anti-parent group

Pride is one of the seven deadly sins

It seems that Republicans were never interested in boycotts in the past but that has changed dramatically as Bud Light and Anheuser-Busch has discovered. They were the first to actually feel the wrath of a public that refused to be disrespected and then expected to buy their products. They practically have to give their beer away before it goes bad, ON MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND, and the only people buying it are women, even if they look like men.

Then along came Target, a company whose name has finally come to have real meaning. They went the woke route and proudly put a Pride display of children's swimsuits [they claim they don't sell children's sizes but they do] with a "tuck" for a penis and scrotum. But women don't have penises and scrotums, you say, and you would be correct, but Target is being run by woke morons and is getting what Bud Light got.

But you'd think the company would back off and get unwokefied, and you would be wrong. Even thought they lost $9,000,000,000 in market capital since going all trans and stuff, they are doubling down on dumb. The Target Corporation is partnering with a K through 12 education group that pushes policies to keep parents "in the dark" on the child's in-school gender transition, while also providing sexually explicit books [aka pornography] to schools for free. The group also wants to integrate gender ideology at all levels of curriculum in public schools, damn the math and science.

Target is all in on this crap. “GLSEN leads the movement in creating affirming….spaces for LGBTQIA+ students. We are proud of 10+ years of collaboration with GLSEN and continue to support their mission,” Target said. 

They give this far-Left group annual donations and have given them $2.1 million OF YOUR MONEY!

The boycott of Target, like it is for Bud Light, is definitely working. 

And while they tried to cauterize the hemorrhaging by removing or moving transgender affirming items from the front of their stores, the CEO actually doubled down on the propaganda, saying this was about building “engagement.”

It isn't about engagement; it's about neutering the country for the sake of building ESG creds while pushing a progressive agenda. 

There's a new report put out by Fox News Digital showing with whom Target is partnering and reveals their intentions.

GLSEN wants gender ideology in every classroom and integrated "they/them" pronouns in word problems, because butchering the English language and making it confusing seems to be one of their goals.

However, the worst thing they do is offer guidance to public schools that try to hide what they're doing, especially when it's about gender transitions, from the children's own parents.

That should be illegal and punishable by a prison sentence.

GLSEN want to make sure that gender ideology is integrated in all classes, even injecting “they/them” pronouns into word problems. But perhaps more problematic, they offer guidance to schools that could involve potentially hiding gender transitions from parents.

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One of the books listed for their 9th-12th grade library, for example, is a book titled, “Beyond Magenta.” The book has been criticized as disturbing. It describes a 6-year-old child as “sexually mature” who “hated being a kid” and engaged in oral sex. 

It also mentioned “perverts” and “pedophiles,” much like the perverts and pedophiles who are pushing this on children without their parents' knowledge. That sounds evil because it is and those who push it need to be indicted for corrupting the morals of minors.

Boycott Target and Bud Light, along with all Anheuser-Busch beers because it works and it's something you can do to make a difference,


Monday, May 22, 2023

Former Anheuser-Busch President predicts Bud Light's future


 Gay Misogynist Dylan Mulvaney doing "female blackface"

Former president of sales and distribution for Anheuser-Busch Anson Frericks predicts that Bud Light and other brands marketed by AB will have a tough time until the company's executives get their heads out of their nether regions and prioritize their customers instead of insulting them stop insulting and stop getting involved in the latest LGBTQ+1LMNOP sexual deviant craze and other social issues.

When Bud Light decided to go with Dylan Mulvaney, a gay Audrey Hepburn impersonator who is an insult to womanhood, and their assistant vp of marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid, who called the company's customers "fratty" and "out of touch," sales crashed. 

The fratty, out of touch [evidently with the transgender craze] former customers decided that Coors left a better taste in their mouth and boycotted the company.

For the first time, a boycott had a seriously deleterious effect on sales, which dropped $5 billion in the first two weeks after the boycott began. Heinerscheid and another company official were put out to pasture, Mulvaney flitted over to other woke companies, and so far the boycott is still going strong--please, if you drink beer, keep the boycott going.

Frericks spent a decade as an executive at Anheuser-Busch before leaving to launch Strive Asset Management last year. Even before he left to go on his own, he noticed changes at the company that are now in full bloom.

The core business principles AB currently lists place workforce diversity and assisting communities before cost management and ensuring superior value, which is a stupid recipe for ruin. 

Boycott Bud Light for now. Stay focused.


Thursday, May 18, 2023

Bud Light Budweiser release Camo, Harley Davidson Ltd. Edition Cans as sales still circle the bowl

Dylan Mulvaney's failed Audrey Hepburn impression

Light in the loafers Anheuser-Busch (AB) plans to launch a macho, camouflage-motorcycle-themed beer can for Bud Light and Budweiser because the cross-dressing LGBTQ+1@*! theme didn't stick to the wall as fratty out of touch people refuse to support gender confusion.

An anonymous AB executive told the Post on Tuesday that a camouflage Bud Light can is hitting the stores that still carry the product an initiative that offers educational scholarships to family members of fallen US military members and first responders, as part of a reputation-saving attempt after Dylan Mulvaney single-manicured-handedly tanked the watery brew on his anniversary of claiming to be a girl.

 “I believe it is the only package that will be transitioning, but I am not 100% certain on that,” the mystery executive said.

Rumor has it AB is considering putting hair on the can

Budweiser, another brand owned by Anheuser-Busch, shared two images on Tuesday and Wednesday of a limited edition beer can featuring patterns inspired by testicle-heavy motorcycle manufacturer Harley-Davidson. One of the posts announced that the product will be available in stores nationwide, "If'n you got the balls to buy one."

Rumor has it that one lucky fratty out of touch guy or gal will win $100 if, when they pop the top, the Star Spangled Banner begins to play. The payment is alleged to be made by former vice president of marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid, whose whereabouts is unknown.

Pink News, a gay, lesbian, queer, transgender leftist outlet is said to be having a hissy fit over the AB appeasing campaign designed to attempt saving the company.

Meanwhile, the definition of "what is a woman" has changed, according to LGBTQ+1@*! and is now defined as: "anyone who drinks Bud Light, or Budweiser, or any AB product.


Saturday, April 29, 2023

Not only Bud Light, now Maybelline is boycotted over cross-dresser Dylan Mulvaney



Now that the gay cross-dressing misogynist Dylan Mulvaney has been used as a spokesman for Bud Light, the parent company, Anheuser-Busch, has committed to spend "heavily" on marketing since the Clydesdale and American flag didn't do anything to convince the company's former customers that they were seriously sorry for their disrespect. Remember, it was their now missing marketing VP Alissa Heinerscheid who called their customers "fratty" and "out of touch." Evidently she was the one who was out of touch with her customers.

Well, the company began to go into a tailspin as their losses for the first week of a boycott decreased the company's business by $5 billion. Now Anheuser-Busch is supposedly launching a major marketing push for the watery brew as they scramble to recover from the Heinerscheid's comments and the Mulvaney misogynistic cartoonish insult he depicts of women.

Benj Steinman, editor of Beer Marketer's Insights, told the New York Post that Anheuser-Busch top executives informed distributors in a closed-door meeting in Washington, D.C., that the company will "spend heavily on the brand after spending fell of a cliff last year."

The Post reported that Steinman wrote to clients on Wednesday that Anheuser-Busch "did promise to spend lotsa dough on Bud Light [marketing] this spring and summer, starting with big push this week for the NFL draft."

Let's hope they spend in vain.

Meanwhile, Mr. Mulvaney is now cross-dressing and acting like a silly bunny for Maybelline, a company that make products for actual women and some people who pretend they are.

Maybelline is now the latest company facing boycotts over its partnership with the Audrey Hepburn impersonator.

The backlash began after a TikTok post showing the homosexual Mulvaney, 26, hawking the cosmetics while celebrating his anniversary of claiming to be a uterus-free woman with a penis, and XY chromosomes.

“Getting glam for my Day 365 show with @maybelline #maybelline partner,” Mulvaney wrote in a video that has amassed nearly 200,000 likes by mentally challenged liberals.

Mulvaney is making tons of money making a mockery out of women and is skipping and giggling all the way to the bank.

Along with Bud Light and Maybelline, Mulvaney also has partnership deals with Nike, Amazon Prime, KitchenAid, OkCupid and others.

Monday, April 24, 2023

Another Bud Light dim bulb exec "on leave" after Dylan Mulvaney ad



Daniel Blake, another Bud Light top marketing executive, has been placed on leave after the company received backlash and calls for a boycott stemming from their partnership with popular gender dysphoric homosexual cross-dressing influencer Dylan Mulvaney, who giggled down the watery beer in a cringeworthy misogynistic ad.

The first marketing executive to get the heave-ho is Alissa Heinerscheid. She actually insulted the company's customers by referring to them as "fratty" and "out of touch." So all the fratty, out of touch customers switched to Coors Light and Anheuser-Busch, the parent company, lost $5 billion in the first week of the boycott.

Blake oversees marketing for Anheuser-Busch's mainstream brands: Budweiser, Corona, Stella Artois, Bud Light, Skol, Brahma, Antarctica, Quilmes, Victoria, Modelo, Especial, Michelob Ultra, Harbin, Sedrin, Klinskoye and Sibirskaya.

“Given the circumstances, Alissa has decided to take a leave of absence which we support,” an Anheuser-Busch cis gender spokeswoman told the Journal. “Daniel has also decided to take a leave of absence,” she claimed. People who knew what was really going on said the decision to take leave was not voluntary. 

Meanwhile, it's highly doubtful that Mulvaney will be putting a Bud can in his mouth in the near future.

Initially after the backlash, the Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth made a half-assed apology that went over like a fart in an elevator. 

Meanwhile, a replacement for Blake has not yet been announced.

Saturday, April 22, 2023

Bud Light VP on leave of absence in wake of Mulvaney backlash




Anheuser-Busch is rearranging the management of its Bud Light brand following a boycott by conservative drinkers after their VP of marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid, made disparaging comments about the customers of the beer. Heinerscheid made it clear that the beer was no longer meant for the "fratty" and "out of touch" people who drink it. Now, according to her implications, it would be targeted toward woke folk.

As AdAge reports, Heinerscheid will be taking a leave of absence and will be replaced by Budweiser global marketing vice president Todd Allen. They even hired two consultants with experience in Washington, D.C.'s conservative circles to try making amends for the insulting actions Heinerscheid meted out to half the country.
Meet Alissa Heinerscheid, Bud Light’s VP of Marketing. She explains her strategy of using “inclusive” marketing to promote the brand to young people. pic.twitter.com/hFpe8YnbBc

— Catch Up (@CatchUpFeed) April 9, 2023
Origin Advocacy consultants Sean McLean and Emily Lynch comprise the tag team to advise the company on "general policy regarding the alcohol-beverage industry," according to lobbying disclosure reports filed to the U.S. Senate on April Fool's Day.

Mr. McLean worked with former President Donald Trump's administration, which was more populist than it was conservative, but it's certainly better than having Heinerscheid calling the marketing shots. However, to McLean's credit, he also served on the legislative staff of Texas Sen. Ted Cruz.

Mr. Lynch has previously held policy staff positions under Republican Rep. Rep. Virginia Foxx and former Sen. Kelly Ayotte.

Mr. Mulvaney is a man who dresses and looks like Audrey Hepburn but acts like a cartoonish, caricature of what his concept is of a woman, and from his act, it's obvious that he doesn't like them very much.


Saw this, couldn't resist

Bud Light is still being boycotted by people with values and the parent company, Anheuser-Busch, lost over $5 billion in value after Mulvaney's face was put on the beer cans. If the company now wishes to make amends to their former customers, I suggest they put a horse's ass on the can, but I suspect people will still buy Coors instead because the CEO Brendan Whitworth's lengthy statement did nothing to quell the public's anger as there was no apology given.

After Whitworth put out a statement that made no one happy, Budweiser tried to put out a patriotic ad with American flags, the sad horse, and the whole thing looked like a patriotic cliché. It went over like a Mulvaney ad for Boys' Town.

So now it looks like Heinerscheid is finally feeling the repercussions. It's possible she'll be returning, but that would be a big mistake if it happens.

In any case, I still refuse to drink Bud Light and all Anheuser-Busch beers because we conservatives are their bread and butter, and that means we have the greatest impact on this conglomerate. By continuing to boycott, other formerly conservative companies will see we mean business, and their business will feel the burn. It's time to take a real stand because they would if the shoe were on the other foot.


Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Trump Jr. got it wrong, DeSantis got it conservative right



Some people on the right have decided to support Bud Light and end the boycott that began when the VP of Marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid decided to use a guy in drag to promote the beer while flipping off the "fratty" and "out of touch" folks who made up the customers who bought that beer. 

Even Donald Trump Jr. wants the boycott to end because Anheuser-Busch gives the GOP more in campaign financing than they give the Democrats. As I've said before, if you are going to boycott a company, boycott one that depends on you as a customer, where it counts. Woke corporations don't really care about your business as much as Bud Light does, which is why they lost $5 billion in one week of the boycott.

And now, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has gotten it right.

While RINOs and the meek on the right have lost their nerve and now want us to support Anheuser-Busch, DeSantis unequivocally supports conservative efforts to boycott them.

So don't allow any GOPer to sway your thinking. Make it count and change beers if you're a Bud Light trans-beer drinker. At least give it up until things change, such as an honest apology from the Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth rather than his wishy-washy "let's go America" balderdash. And maybe wait until they fire Heinerscheid because she sucks at marketing and sucks at decency. 

And remember that it is Ron DeSantis who seems to hold honest conservative values, at least from what I see. I'm not saying he's better than Trump, just more conservative. And no, Jews don't hate DeSantis--just the ones who showed up to protest, and they probably weren't even Jewish. If they are, they're likely Democrats in disguise.

DeSantis has guts and took a different path than the RINOs and Don Jr. 

On two separate occasions, he made clear that he’s not wavering against these woke corporations, whether it’s Disney or Anheuser-Busch. 
Ron DeSantis speaks out on the boycott of Bud Light and why it’s necessary to keep up the pressure. Make it hurt and don’t let them keep doing the woke stuff. pic.twitter.com/oOFWOKigEj

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) April 18, 2023
"Why would you want to drink Bud Light?" DeSantis said.  "I mean like, honestly, that’s like them rubbing our faces in it, and it’s like, these companies that do this, if they never have any response, they’re just going to keep doing it. So if you as a consumer are like, “yeah, they’re basically,” and it’s such a fraud what they’re doing with that, “like yeah, they’re doing that, but I’m going to keep drinking it anyway,” well they’re just gonna keep doing it.

"So I think we have power as consumers to make our voice heard, and not on every company because sometimes conservatives consumers aren’t gonna make a dent in some companies. This one is one, if you don’t have conservative beer drinkers, you’re gonna feel that.

"And so, I think it’s a righteous, uh, I think it’s a righteous thing. You know, some of these controversies, they come up, and people can kind of just say, “Oh well, it’s kind of a one-off, yeah it was stupid to do.” But it’s part of a larger thing where corporate America is trying to change our country. Trying to change policy, trying to change culture, and you know, I’d rather be governed by “we the people” than woke companies. So I think pushback is in order across the board, including with Bud Light."

When asked whether he would ever drink Bud Light again, he said that he did not believe he would.

He didn't call the Heinerscheid "Horseface" or say anything bad about the CEO of Anheuser-Busch. His answers are thoughtful, even when he doesn't use a teleprompter, which he didn't. 

I've said it before but I'll say it again, if Trump gets the nomination, I would vote for him in a heartbeat. But I like DeSantis from what I have seen of him and what he's done for Florida. 


Transbeer Bud posts again on Twitter after backlash, but this happened

The men who now drink Bud Light

After TikTok influencer and Audrey Hepburn look-alike, Dylan Mulvaney, was tapped by Bud Light to be their spokesman dressed as a woman, and the company's vice president and marketing executive Alissa Heinerscheid announced that the beer will no longer be marketed for the "fratty" and "out of touch" crowd, social media lit up like a solar flare.

Then the brand lost over $5 billion in revenue because the out of touch, fratty, and middle class, blue collar conservatives decide to boycott the company. So they tried putting out an America-themed ad, complete with a Budweiser Clydesdale horse, American flags, and people who didn't look like they voted Democrat. 

The ad went over like a box of dead puppies. It drew even more disdain from the beer drinking public, mostly consisting of people who were offended by the pandering while avoiding a honest heartfelt apology by Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendon Whitworth.

Whitworth issued a statement on Friday trying to stem the outrage against his company.

“As the CEO of a company founded in America’s heartland more than 165 years ago, I am responsible for ensuring every consumer feels proud of the beer we brew. We’re honored to be part of the fabric of this country,” Whitworth said.


Audrey Hepburn has a bigger wingspan than Mulvaney

“We never intended to be part of a discussion that divides people. We are in the business of bringing people together over a beer.”

“Moving forward, I will continue to work tirelessly to bring great beers to consumers across our nation,” he said.

Country music stars Travis Tritt and John Rich dropped the beer, while Kid Rock vented the anger of many by shooting a rifle at a stack of Bud Lights.


On Friday, Bud Light finally sent out its first post since April 1 — the day Mulvaney posted his annoying video hawking the beer — with a tentative tweet reading, “TGIF?”

TGIF? pic.twitter.com/d3W4oWJSXr

Rarely have so many had so much to say over so little.

T hat
G uy
I sn’t
F emale

— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) April 15, 2023


Not if it was the last can of beer on the planet.

— David Wohl (@DavidWohl) April 15, 2023

TGIF+

Fixed it.

— Matt Schaefer (@RepMattSchaefer) April 15, 2023

Where is the apology to all of your customers for mocking real women by having a man that parodies women be the face of your brand?

— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) April 15, 2023

Now we must hurry up and wait to see what's going to happen with the boycott of Bud Light and Anheuser-Busch. With Trump Jr. telling us to forgive and forget because the company donates to Republicans more than they do to Democrats is a poor reason to go back to them. If you want to make a difference in a boycott, you're not going to make it with a company that caters to the Left; you have to boycott companies that cater to the Right, those of us who use their products.

Nike doesn't give a crap about conservatives, for example, so boycotting them will have very little effect. But Light and the many companies Anheuser-Busch owns [google it] will be a lot more affected if conservatives refuse to give them business. CEO of the Daily Wire, Jeremy Boreing proved that with his Jeremy Razors company that competed with Gillette, after they went woke and used a transgender "msn" being taught to shave by her father. Conservatives flocked to Boreing's company and left Gillette behind.

What a crazy world this has become.

Sunday, April 16, 2023

Anheuser-Busch CEO behind Bud Light "Apology" is a Former CIA Handler


QUESTION: Why does beer go through your system so quickly?
ANSWER: Because it doesn't have to change color.

Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth is the guy who tried and failed to quash the angry controversy behind Bud Light's new spokesman, Dylan Mulvaney, who is cleaning up on acting like a cartoon version of a silly girl.

But before Whitworth was a CEO, he was an officer in the CIA's counterterrorism center recruiting and handling intel informants, according to The Official Board. So evidently, he is somewhat familiar with disguises for spying, and found a guy disguised as a happy-go-prissy chick who he could hire to help stop the bleeding of the brew that tastes like a mouthful of 'someone peed in the pool.'

But in response to all the negativity the company received after Whitworth penned a saccharine 'apology' after Bud Light VP Alissa Heinerscheid said that the brew would no longer cater to "frat guys," the frat guys and their friends stopped drinking Bud Light and the company lost over $5 billion in a week. 

The irony is that Heinerscheid was a frat gal herself, but seemed to have forgotten her past or maybe came to despise her college friends. 

Alissa blowing up condoms, getting drunk, having fun as a frat gal

Whitworth didn't actually apologize. “We never intended to be part of a discussion that divides people,” he said in a statement Friday. “We are in the business of bringing people together over a beer.”

Except for the frat guys, I guess.

The statement contained no mea culpa and no mention of Mr. Mulvaney or the radical gender dysphoria he espouses and has become a wealthy spokesperson for about 18 companies since donning a dress and layers of makeup.

Bud Light had at one time been the country's most popular beer, especially for those who have no idea as to what beer is supposed to taste like. However, many have rejected the brand as well as other beer brands owned by Anheuser-Busch. If you would like to boycott them, here they are:



And among their craft beers [aka beers that don't taste like Bud Light] there are these labels:




Whitworth, 46, is a Harvard Business School graduate who is registered as a Republican but thinks like a Democrat and possibly even votes that way. He also served time in the Marines as an officer after which time he worked for the CIA from 2001 to 2006.

Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro tweeted Friday, “Anheuser-Busch CEO has now released a statement in which he addresses zero of the problems with hiring a man cosplaying as a woman to sell cheap beer to a predominantly male audience.”

Of note is that Whitworth's apology-devoid-apology actually has the LGBTQ+1/WTF community as upset as the frat boy community and other non-transgender community folks.


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