Bud Light Budweiser release Camo, Harley Davidson Ltd. Edition Cans as sales still circle the bowl

Dylan Mulvaney's failed Audrey Hepburn impression

Light in the loafers Anheuser-Busch (AB) plans to launch a macho, camouflage-motorcycle-themed beer can for Bud Light and Budweiser because the cross-dressing LGBTQ+1@*! theme didn't stick to the wall as fratty out of touch people refuse to support gender confusion.

An anonymous AB executive told the Post on Tuesday that a camouflage Bud Light can is hitting the stores that still carry the product an initiative that offers educational scholarships to family members of fallen US military members and first responders, as part of a reputation-saving attempt after Dylan Mulvaney single-manicured-handedly tanked the watery brew on his anniversary of claiming to be a girl.

 “I believe it is the only package that will be transitioning, but I am not 100% certain on that,” the mystery executive said.

Rumor has it AB is considering putting hair on the can

Budweiser, another brand owned by Anheuser-Busch, shared two images on Tuesday and Wednesday of a limited edition beer can featuring patterns inspired by testicle-heavy motorcycle manufacturer Harley-Davidson. One of the posts announced that the product will be available in stores nationwide, "If'n you got the balls to buy one."

Rumor has it that one lucky fratty out of touch guy or gal will win $100 if, when they pop the top, the Star Spangled Banner begins to play. The payment is alleged to be made by former vice president of marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid, whose whereabouts is unknown.

Pink News, a gay, lesbian, queer, transgender leftist outlet is said to be having a hissy fit over the AB appeasing campaign designed to attempt saving the company.

Meanwhile, the definition of "what is a woman" has changed, according to LGBTQ+1@*! and is now defined as: "anyone who drinks Bud Light, or Budweiser, or any AB product.

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