Sam Bankman-Fried jailed for leaking ex-girlfriend's love letters

Clockwise: SBF, Ellison, Rock n' Roll Mommy and Daddy

What better name than Bankman for a crypto scammer and Fried for him getting caught and possibly fried with jail time. The indicted FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried was cuffed and hauled off to the slammer Friday following a federal judge revoking is bail for leaking his former girlfriend's love letters.

US District Judge Lewis Kaplan agreed with federal prosecutors who argued that SBF, as he is known to his fans, has jeopardized his scheduled trial by leaking the personal writings of his former lover and business associate Caroline Ellison to a reporter at the former newspaper known as The New York Times.

The judge determined that there was probable cause to believe that SBF, a human weasel, attempted to “tamper with witnesses at least twice” since his December arrest for fraud.

Bankman-Fried’s shyster lawyer Mark Cohen said his pricey team would appeal the incarceration order. Kaplan rejected the defense’s request for an immediate stay pending the outcome of the appeal.

The defense team accused prosecutors of pushing for Bankman-Fried’s jailing based on “innuendo, speculation, and scant facts.”

SBF, 31, has been under house arrest at his mommy and daddy's house in Palo Alto, California. He is under a $250,000,000 bond but now he's in jail until October 2nd when the trial is to begin. He will be held in the New York area but it's unknown as to which facility he must park his sorry butt.

The fraudster has pleaded not guilty having allegedly misused billions in FTX customer money to pay for his lavish lifestyle and super-hot former girlfriend and Olive Oyl Look-alike Contest winner Caroline Ellison along with his risky bets at Alameda Research, a sister company to FTX, shortly before his cryptocurrency empire came tumbling down.

The former FTX CEO SBF's bail was revoked during the hearing at Manhattan Federal Court on August 11th.

The feds previously said that the disgraced wonderboy had “crossed a line” by harassing Miss Ellison, the former CEO of Bankman-Fried’s doomed cryptocurrency hedge fund Alameda Research.

Ellison has already pleaded guilty to breaking hearts and fraud and is expected to be a key witness as SBF faces trial for allegedly FTX bilking customers out of billions.

Cohen had said his team had been blindsided by the prosecutors’ motion and argued that Bankman-Fried’s bail terms permitted him to speak with the media, even about private things that should stay private.

Cohen reminded the court that Bankman-Fried’s bail terms allowed him to speak with reporters, and to stop that would be infringing on his right to speak to the press, even when the things he would speak about would put him in a scummy light.

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IDF kill terrorist leader who fired at them near Shechem

Israeli Defense Forces were fired upon during overnight operations in the area of Shechem. The terrorist commander who lead them was killed, Israeli media reported last Thursday.

The terrorist leader was identified as Amir Khalifa [no relation to Mia the porn star] of the "Al-Aqsa Martyr's Brigade." So Khalifa is now a martyr and diddling his 72 virgins if Islamic scripture is correct.

The IDF said in a statement that “During proactive operations by IDF fighters in the city of Shechem, a suspect opened fire at the forces, who responded with fire at him.”

“Hits were identified.”

But the greatest hit was on Khalifa.

Israeli Police also announced that a Jericho man suspected of planning a terror attack on Israelis has been arrested and the IDF said that their fighters, Shin Bet forces and Border Police officers arrested three scumcrumpets across Samaria and Judea. 

One suspect was arrested in the village of Bruqin and another two were arrested in the village of Bayt Rima.

During military operations in the village of Bayt Awa, terrorists threw stones at soldiers but Rep. Rashida Tlaib was not seen among them.

On Thursday shots were fired from Palestinian areas at the Jewish village of Bat Hefer, the IDF said.

No damage or casualties were reported.

Police also announced on Thursday that forces had last week arrested arrested in Jericho a 21 year old suspected of planning a terror attack in Israel against the Jews, as commanded in Islamic scripture.

According to police, he was arrested at his home along with other suspected anti-Semites.

During the operation, the terrorists fired on the IDF troops but their aim was on par with Stevie Wonder so no casualties were reported.

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Babbling Biden ignores press after special counsel appointment on Hunter probe

After being told there's ice cream on Marine One

Alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden carefully walked along the White House lawn as reporters shouted questions at him regarding the 'ringer' who Attorney General Merrick Garland assigned to get Hunter Biden off the legal hook and back into the pool of prostitutes he so desperately misses now that the spotlight is shining on him. The 'ringer' is Attorney General David Weiss but Biden ignored the questions, as is his wont. 

Reporters wanted to know if Joe expects to be impeached by the House of Representatives and about Hunter's involvement in international business dealings as the president's bag man.

Joe flashed his vacant signature dentures at the cameras but did not stop to satisfy the press as he stiffly made his way toward Marine One and has set historic marks by his ongoing refusals from taking questions from the media. He did, however, appear on the Weather Channel for a softball interview at which time he got to touch the female interviewer's chest to supposedly remove an insect that landed there. [H/T Fox News]

Speaking of David Weiss, he's the prosecutor who had investigated Hunter's business dealings and brought charges against him in Delaware. He will be serving as "special counsel" in the "ongoing investigation and prosecutions referenced and described in United States v. Robert Hunter Biden, as well as for any other matters that arose or may arise from that investigation."

That wording leaves open the possibility that additional Biden family members, including Babbling Biden, could be part of this investigation. 

When asked earlier in the day if "President" Biden is being investigated as part of the probe, a DOJ official refused to comment. But even if the Bidens are found culpable of any wrongdoing, not to worry--they are, like many folks in politics, above the law.

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Alexandria Obviously-Comatose accuses pro-Israel lobbying group of "funneling dark money' to undermine democracy

Repulsive Rep. Alexandria Obviously-Comatose has accused a AIPAC of "funneling dark money" to target "progressive [read: socialist] working-class candidates of color" and Jewish activists accused AOC of using "anti-Semitic tropes" because that's what she and her fellow "Squad" members cannot help themselves from doing.

Obviously-Comatose sent out a fundraising email last week for Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) a man known to have made anti-Israel statements. The email claimed that AIPAC was trying to "undermine democracy" and "abuse campaign finance laws [in the spirit of Bernie Sanders] to spend millions of dollars of misleading attack ads."

“We just got word: AIPAC is at it again. They’re trying to recruit an establishment executive to run against my brother in The Bronx, Jamaal Bowman,” wrote AOC.

“We know what comes next," the Tarot card reading lawmaker who everyone wants to date said.  "AIPAC won’t wait much longer to start funneling dark money against Jamaal and ramping up attacks against our movement.”

Her movement on its face, is communism. That's her ultimate goal along with a majority of the Democratic Party. The proof is right in front of us.

AOC's ridiculous blathering against AIPAC is just another instance in which the Democrats have been grappling with their party's ballooning attacks on Israel, in recent weeks, and calling the only democracy in the Middle East a "racist state" in spite of Israel having a strong Muslim representation in government that does not exist in any other Muslim nation. It's the old smoke and mirrors trick the Democrats love to do with the language. 

AOC and her cronies boycotted Israeli President Isaac Herzog's address to Congress.

Marshall Wittmann, AIPAC's spokesman, said that AOC's the group would "not be deterred" by such attacks.

“We proudly support candidates who will advance the US-Israel relationship—including the majority of the Congressional Black Caucus and Hispanic Caucus and almost half of the Progressive Caucus,” Wittmann told the Washington Free Beacon. “We will not be deterred in fully engaging in the democratic process by either fringe organizations or anti-Israel individuals.”

Jewish activists slammed the dumb comments by AOC on social media.

“Truly stomach churning how many antisemitic tropes AOC managed to fit into this memo bashing @AIPAC and defending Jamaal Bowman,” wrote StopAntisemitism.org, a watchdog group that fights anti-Jewish bigotry, on Twitter.

The group said Ocasio-Cortez’s letter implied that “Jews use dark money to buy political power & influence” and that they are “wealthy white racists trying to suppress progressive working class people of color.”

Arsen Ostrovsky, a pro-Israel and human rights activist, also accused the socialist AOC of “invoking age-old anti-Semitic tropes.”

“So, let me get this straight … In 2018, @AOC unseated an incumbent Democrat to get elected. And that was fine?” he wrote on Twitter. “But now someone challenges her Squad bestie @RepBowman and all of a sudden it’s outrageous and she resorts to invoking age-old antisemitic tropes against @AIPAC?”

Bowman participated in the boycott of Herzog last month and objected to a House resolution defending Israel against accusations of racism. He is a detestable anti-Semite who, if anyone is going to be called a racist, would be him along with AOC, the so called Squad, and much of the Democratic Party.

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Comrade Bernie Sanders gave $200K in campaign money to wife, stepson's "nonprofit" institute

Still can't whistle

Senator/Comrade Bernie Sanders (Independent Communist-VT) covertly funneled $200,000 from his campaign donations intended to be used for his reelection to his wife's supposedly nonprofit institute. The institute apparently does as much work as Bernie [hardly any] but pays a boatload of greenbacks in compensation to her son, according to Fox News Digital.

The independent senator's committee cut two $100,000 checks to the Sanders Institute for reported charitable contributions in January and March, its Federal Election Commission records show. The expenditures are the largest from the Sanders campaign to any entity this election cycle.

Bernie's charming wife and former president of the now defunct Burlington College, Jane O'Meara Sanders, and her handsome son, Dave "The Rave" Driscoll, co-established the Institute in 2017, just one year after Burlington College went under due to financial problems. The Jane-Dave Sanders Instituter was established to promote progressive [read 'communist'] voices, as per the Washington Post when it was launched.

"The purpose is to revitalize democracy in the support of progressive institutions," Jane Sanders told the Post. "Our feeling is at our point in time, our country is at a crossroads, and people are engaged in a political process that can be opaque." And her school went bankrupt due to her mishandling of the money she received for it.

"A vital democracy requires an informed electorate, civil discourse, and bold thinking," she pontificated. "So we put together this team to focus on issues, but not in a partisan way, not in a way that just focuses on the latest crazy thing. It will not be about Trump; it will be about the issues facing the country."

In 2019 the institute claimed it would suspend operations due to Bernie Sanders seeking nomination for president and the appearance of impropriety. And hey, when a communist has that much money in his coffers, it's hard to make a case for equal pay for equal yadda yadda.

But the so called "nonprofit" institute has since covertly restarted operations in the shadows out of media attention. Its 2021 tax forms show that it spent about 40% of its donations on salaries, did even less work than Bernie did at a commune, and had nothing to show for its existence, much like Bernie, Jane and David.

It turns out that David scored the most money in the institute's "operation." In 2021 the institute raised $716,618 and paid out $257,000 in wages, including $152,653 to David, the institutes' so called executive director, which he labels himself as on LinkedIn. Prior to that, he posted that he was global director of team and media for Burton Snowboards, a career that evidently went downhill.

In 2021, the institute also reported spending $159,885 on developing The Timeline Project, which they described as a "policy-focused resource based on Bernie Sanders work over four decades" that would be one of the "key pilars [sic] of the website." Additionally, they pissed away nearly $89,000 for a news website, an identical amount for social media and content creation, and $17,765 for a gathering they had to cancel due to the pandemic.

The money it was supposedly used for its projects was an illusion. Nowhere on its website is a "policy-focused resource" as described for its top program expense.

Despite Jane Sanders' claim that she wanted to support other progressive organizations, the institute did no such thing and reported zero grants to other left wing groups according to its tax records. Worse, the Sanders Institute did not disclose its donors on its tax forms, but the outlet was able to identify its main cash sources from the year of its most recent documents.

A search of FEC records shows that Sanders' 2020 presidential campaign sent $350,000 to the institute in April 2021. A nonprofit called Wend II Inc added $250,000 to build "content capacity" that year, according to their own tax forms. Wend II Inc's director is James M. Walton, the son of James Carr Walton, one of the wealthiest businessmen in the world and an heir to the Walmart fortune.

The two donations accounted for about 84% of the $716,000 the Sanders Institute raked in throughout 2021.

In 2018, VTDigger reported that the think tank had practically nothing to show to justify its existence during its first year, including sparse original content. They also found that much of it was plagiarized from other sources, much like it remains today.

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Racist teacher loses job after complaining her sister was dating a white man

Racists come in all colors

“No human race is superior; no religious faith is inferior. All collective judgments are wrong. Only racists make them”― Elie Wiesel

A hateful and rather arrogant elementary school teacher in Texas who believed she was too good to fire has been fired after posting "racist" statements on social media. In one post she complained that her sister was dating a white man.

The Mesquite Independent School District in a written statement Tuesday said the teacher, who used the name Claire Kyle was no longer with the school after they became aware her her "alarming, racist" posts she wrote on X [formerly known as Twitter]. The statement did not mention the former teacher by name.

“As of this morning, the employee is no longer a part of the Mesquite ISD organization and is not eligible for rehire,” the school system said in a statement. Officials said that they could not go into more detail as it was a personnel matter.

“Nevertheless, the highly offensive statements posted to her X account do not reflect the values and standards of Mesquite ISD, and the district condemns them in the strongest terms.”

Yes, racism doesn't know color, but it always comes from a place of fear and/or envy.

The teacher wrote she was upset because her sister was dating a white man and supposedly joked that she asked her boyfriend to kill him, according to posts reviewed by the Dallas Morning News.

“I enjoy being a racist,” the ex-teacher-cum-harridan wrote in one post. “I’m never changing,” she proudly added, not realizing how such a statement only proves her lack of intelligence.

In other posts, she used derogatory words for white people, the newspaper reported.

The teacher — who used the social media name Claire Kyle — has deleted her account from the social media platform. The account name appeared to be an alias.

The teacher called herself a “Black Supremacist” in her social media account bio and hinted that her job knew about the posts before she lost her job, CBS Austin reported.

The teacher posted about the school finding out about the post.

“Yes. Y’all have found my job. They told me to delete the post but my job is safe since I did not directly wish harm on ALL white people,” the former teacher of innocent children stated Monday “They laughed and told me to watch what I say and I’ll be good to go!”

Well, the racist was good to go and gone she is and good riddance. 

The racist taught third grade for three years at Thompson Elementary School and taught at the district for four years, according to the Dallas Morning News.

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US Marine wounded in Afghanistan suicide bombing during the retreat, gets to hear Biden lie about Beau

The US Marine who lost an arm and leg by the Abbey Gate at Kabul's airport in 2021 in a suicide bombing along with 13 dead American service members and over 170 Afghan civilians, recalled a weird moment he had with alleged President Joe Biden after he arrived for treatment at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, in Baltimore, MD. 

Marine Corps Sgt. Tyler Vargas-Andrews was greeted by members of the U.S. military officials who visited him at the hospital for "photo ops" and so did Biden and Doctor Jill Biden, his learned wife.

Sgt. Vargas-Andrews spoke in a recent appearance on the "Shawn Ryan Show," where he described the clusterfrack withdrawal from Afghanistan, as well as how he ended up meeting with the confused Biden.

He said that he was asked by the generals who visited him in the hospital whether he wanted to meet the president so he could be thanked for his service. He was uncomfortable with the request and still sedated for pain but nevertheless, he was open to the idea.

"I told them, I was like, hold all of my opioids, like hold all of my narcotics and stuff. Like I want to be coherent when I meet him," Vargas-Andrews recalled as he awaited a visit from Biden. "They held all my pain meds." He was informed that the president should arrive in "about an hour."

"Well, one hour goes by. Nothing. Two hours go by. Nothing," Vargas-Andrews said. still refusing pain medication. Then "[T]hree hours go by, and it's like four hours at this point. My mom's furious. She's like ‘what the f--k. Where is this guy?’"

Eventually, Secret Service officers arrived and Vargas-Andrews became confused about who the president was. "I had no idea who the president was. I didn't think it was Trump. I didn't think it was Biden. My brain couldn't make the connection," he said.

Upon learning from his mother that the president was Biden, Vargas-Andrews said he leaned back and said, "Oh my f---ing God."

"Two minutes later, he walks in with [Doctor] Jill Biden and their little entourage of people and like a photographer," he recalled. "Right away, I remember him coming up to me trying to shake my hand, shake my right hand, and I look at him, and I'm like 'I don't have an arm.' My left arm is in this big a-- cast with this giant orange f---ing foam block around it. I'm completely immobile. All I can do is move my head."

"He says, ‘Oh,’ and kind of stands up and then goes over to reach for my fingers… and just like grabs my fingers. Doesn't greet me or anything, just grabbed my fingers. I was like, okay that's weird."

Vargas-Andrews said the Bidens "almost immediately starts talking about how their son served in the military. [He] doesn't say anything about what happened, just starts talking about how their son served in the military." 

"My mom's furious at this point and they're like taking pictures and stuff," he said of the encounter. Vargas-Andrews also said his mother made it clear during the president's visit to the hospital that the government should help her son "for the rest of his life" after the attack.

"She said that and I'm sitting there and he comes over to me, he leans over to me… and he's like, ‘What do you want?’"

Confused, Vargas-Andrews asked the president, "What?"

After Biden repeated himself, Vargas-Andrews recalled, "I'm just like confused. I just got blown up. I just saw my f--king friends die next to me. I'm like, I just want to be myself."

"He's like huh and my mom's furious, and she's like he just wants to be himself. He just wants to be him," he said.

"He goes, ‘Oh, okay," and they just continue to talk about everything but what just happened," he added. "They just ushered him out of the room. He didn’t know what to say. And that was that."

Imagine that--his staff had to usher the president out of the room because he forgot where the door was located, I bet.

Vargas-Andrews said his mother later reached out to the first lady in an attempt to help get legislation passed to assist caretakers financially. He said they "pretended to help" and that his mother was later "brushed off."

Vargas-Andrews said they "pretended like they were connecting her to the right individuals and didn't f---ing help her at all."

It seems like everything Biden says is him pretending.

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IDF eliminates Jenin terror cell on way to attack Israel

Israel Defense Forces (IDF) eliminated an imminent Palestinian attack on Sunday, killing three terrorists near Jenin who were on their way to attack Israeli civilians. This operation comes just one day after another Islamic Jihad terrorist murdered a heroic Israeli security guard, Chen Amir, in the heart of Tel Aviv.

After the firefight in which IDF soldiers opened fire at a vehicle carrying the terrorists they found an assault rifle and ammunition. The bodies of the terrorists are being held by Israeli authorities.

According to the authorities, the head of the terrorist cell was Naif Abu Suias, 26, who was a resident of the Jenin refugee camp which had harbored several other terrorists. Abu Suias was a “prominent military operative … who was involved in military activity against our forces and in advancing military activity directed by terror elements from the Gaza Strip,” the Israel Security Agency (Shin Bet) said.

IDF spokesman Rear Adm. Daniel Hagari said that Abu Suias’s cell had planned to carry out a drive-by shooting against Israeli civilians in Samaria, similar to the one that killed Meir Tamari on May 31. So his killing likely spared the lives of innocent Israelis.

The same terrorist cell had been involved in previous attacks, added Hagari.

“I commend the security forces and the IDF for thwarting a terrorist cell that was on the way to attack Israeli citizens,” Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said. “We will continue to take action against those who seek to attack us, anywhere and anytime.”

The terrorist who killed Israeli security guard, Chen Amir on the previous day was Kamel Abu Bakr, 22, who was from Rummanah near Jenin. He was a member of Islamic Jihad, a terrorist group that had been hiding out in the Jenin camp for the past six months.

The Shin Bet arrested several of Abu Bakr’s family members in connection with the attack, it was revealed on Sunday because terrorism is often a family affair.

Security services were investigating whether Abu Bakr had accomplices and how he had crossed the security barrier at the 1949 Armistice Line without an entry permit.

Jenin has been a hotbed of terrorist activity for over a year and one thing for certain is that it isn't over.

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