ISIS-linked jihadis call for attacks on Jews

ISIS jihadis have called for sneak attacks on unarmed Jewish people in the West, singling out the U.K. as the land of Islamic opportunity.

An ISIS-linked Telegram channel implores fellow scumcrumpets in the West to carry out attacks on Jewish communities. They recommend disguising themselves as Jews and strike Jewish targets, particularly in the U.K. 

That means they will have to bathe.

"IF YOU'RE STILL IN THE WEST! Dress up like a Jew! Go to your nearest Jewish area! Make sure you have plenty of weapons under your coat! Then unleash the pain of the Muslims upon these A.P.E.S.!!!," the post says, as it overuses exclamation points in direct conflict with the late, great Elmore Leonard's recommendation against using more than one exclamation point per 100 thousand words.

Sad!

The chat room is called "LM" and stands for Lone Mujahid, not the cigarette. It aims to be a resource for terrorist hopefuls who are looking to finally get laid in paradise and are willing to carry out 'lone-wolf' attacks.

The channel posts loads of files, video tutorials and PDFs showing how to kill unarmed people until the people with guns arrive. The tutorials range from knife attack infographics to bomb assembly.

But the irony is that they are also posting tutorials on Krav Maga, an Israeli-themed martial arts and self-defense technique. 

One entry contains a list of Jewish communities in the U.K. above a photo of the Paris Kosher Supermarket jihadist scumcrumpet Amedy Coulibaly. The caption under the photo reads: "Take the brother's example and terrorize the Yahood" (Jews).

Coulibaly is also known as Abu Basir Abdullah al-Afrika. He killed a Paris policewoman in January 2015 and then killed four unarmed hostages a day later at the Hyper Cacher Supermarket in Paris--a Kosher establishment frequented by Jews.

He was finally killed later that day and was rewarded with 72 virgin warthogs.

In December of last year, the channel called for jihadists to prepare and launch attacks to coincide with Christmas, Hanukkah and New Year's. Those who do the posting wouldn't dare take those risks themselves--they count on impressionable psychopaths to do the wet work.

"Christmas, Hanukkah and New Year's Day is very soon InshaAllah. So let's prepare a gift for the filthy pigs/apes," reads one post, referring to the Koran's description of Christians and Jews, respectively. 

ISIS has tried to inspire supporters in the West to launch attacks in their own neighborhoods as part of its 'counter offensive.'

In the past, the Islamic State urged its followers to make Hijrah (a pilgrimage) to join the ISIS caliphate in Iraq and Syria. But it appears their numbers have changed. Those traveling from the West to the Middle East was at one time as high as 2,000 a month. Now the number has fallen to a paltry 50 idiots.

The latest 'Mohammad' to command ISIS, Abu Mohammad Al Adnani, emphasized the importance of local jihad, because they were finally getting their butts kicked. He instructed his religious followers that "if the tyrants have shut the doors of hijra [immigration to ISIS territories] in your face, then open the gate of jihad in their faces and make them regret their action."

And we're the tyrants?

It was Allah's will that Adnani be blown up into little convenient size pieces in a coalition airstrike last August. And while his global warming is nothing to laugh at, his message remains for all morons to heed.

But the intentional killing of Jews, because it is called for in Islamic scripture, has been going on since Mohammad married Ayesha, a 6-year-old. 

In addition to the Paris Kosher market attack, ISIS attacks on Jewish targets have occurred across the globe.

May 2014: Mehdi Nemmouche, a 29-year-old French national of Algerian origin, shot up the Jewish Museum in Brussels, killing four people. He was arrested that month and police recovered a recording with a claim that Nemmouche did the shooting in the name of the Islamic State.

A suicide bomb attack at Brussels airport in 2016 was believed to be intended to kill Jews and Americans.

And the sickness continues.


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Anti-Semitic leftist blogger arrested for allegedly making bomb threats

A leftist anti-Semitic writer for several liberal blogs was arrested by the FBI on Friday morning as it investigates the many bomb threats that have occurred against Jewish community centers across the country. They explained that the man made some of the threats in the name of an ex-girlfriend as his way to exact revenge on her.

Juan Thompson, 31, has been charged with cyberstalking and making no less than eight separate bomb threats against Jewish organizations. 

Thompson is from St. Louis Missouri and worked for Glenn Greenwald's The Intercept. He also wrote for some of the popular liberal blogs such as Daily Kos. 

The FBI alleges that the bomb threats were made in connection with Thompson's anger over the breakup of his romantic relationship after which he allegedly embarked on "a sustained campaign to harass and intimidate" the woman in question. 

The harassment including making four bomb threats in her name and then four in his own name, with the intention of misleading the public into believing she was behind it all in a campaign against him.

Thompson has stayed off social media for the last three days. His last tweets were about a "white nasty woman" who "filed a false lie" (are there any true lies?) against him, an African-American. 

His tweets also referenced a visit by the Secret Service over some of "his politics" and online behavior.

Thompson was terminated from The Intercept for making up large portions of a feature about Dylann Roof, the white supremacist gunman who, on June 17, 2005 executed nine people in a Charleston church.

Although there have been about 100 bombing threats against Jewish community centers this year in the U.S., law enforcement doesn't believe that Thompson is behind the majority of those--it was likely other anti-Semitic liberals or neo-Nazi scum.

At the time he was arrested, Thompson apparently was working for the Gateway Housing Foundation, a non-profit that provides "affordable, safe and secure housing." 


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Chuck Schumer meets Putin and makes him smile

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It's a blast from the past. 

Democratic Senate Minority leader Chuck Schumer may be pushing the Russia conspiracy, but it was Schumer, the guy with nostrils so cavernous, they have their own stalactites and stalagmites, who met with Putin in New York City--not Trump.

Just because the Democratic Party is practically indistinguishable from communism doesn't mean that people shouldn't be outraged that he's going after Trump on trumped up claims that the president is practically in bed with the Russians.

This 2003 photo at the top of this post shows Putin with his shirt on and Chucky as both indulge in a Krispy Kreme doughnut and coffee. (They used to be all over the place in Manhattan, but now there's only the 2 Penn Plaza shop still around.) Putin had come to New York to visit the first Russian gas station of their company Lukoil and to possibly discuss with Schumer what to do about George W. Bush. Why not? It's just as feasible as what Chucky is claiming about Sessions.

Schumer said that day: 

"When I showed the president of Russia a Krispy Kreme doughnut and he ate it and said it was good, that was one of the more surreal moments I've had in politics."

According to a source who wishes to remain anonymous because I made him up, the 'surreal' feeling Schumer had during that special moment the two had shared came from his deep admiration for Russian nestling dolls and their politics.

The same source added that Schumer had, on at least two occasions, tried to get Mr. Putin to remove his shirt.


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Sessions, Russia and hypocrisy

Attorney General Jeff Sessions is getting backing from both sides of the aisle over leftists' calls for his resignation over revelations that he met with a Russian ambassador last year, which he omitted from recent congressional testimony. 

The Dumocrats are claiming the meeting was in concert with the Trump campaign.

Even Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO)  gave Sessions an unintended boost after she demanded Sessions' resignation and claimed she never called or met with Russia's ambassador. But tweets resurfaced showed she lied--at least twice.

Other former colleagues came to the AG's defense backing his claim he only met with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak in his official capacity as a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee.

"I've met with the Russian ambassador with a group, in my capacity, with a group of other senators," Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) told CNN. "That's in my official capacity. That's nothing. That's my job."

Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO) said he'd spoken with "at least twenty ambassadors in the last six weeks."

He added that "It would have been very normal for Sessions, as a senator, to have talked to the Russian ambassador without discussing the election."

Old establishment leftists Chuck "Nostrils" Schumer and Nancy "Hands" Pelosi demanded Sessions resign. 

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) told MSNBC that he'd met with "six ambassadors in the last five months." Although he never met with Kislyak, Cruz said he'd do it in a heartbeat.

The leftist rag Washington Post, first reported that Sessions met with Kislyak in July and September despite his testimony during his confirmation hearing that he'd never spoke with Russian officials during the time he was a campaign surrogate for then candidate Donald Trump.

He maintains that he never spoke about campaign matters with the ambassador, and the White House has backed him.

In a politically motivated move to drive a stake into Sessions' heart, McCaskill tweeted Thursday that she had "been on the Armed Services Com for 10 years. No call or meeting w/Russian ambassador. Ever. Ambassadors call members of Foreign Rel. Com."

Except she lied.

Charles C.W. Cooke of National Review, uncovered 2 tweets  that McCaskill wrote in 2013 and 2015:

"Off to meeting w/Russian Ambassador. Upset about the arbitrary/cruel decision to end all U.S. adoptions, even those in process." McCaskill tweeted on Jan. 30, 2013

On Aug. 6, 2015 she tweeted: "Today calls with British, Russian, and German ambassadors re: Iran deal. #doingmyhomework."

True to liberal form, McCaskill blamed Twitter's character limit for the seeming disparity in her tweets, suggesting the limit prevented her from being more specific in Thursday's tweet, downplaying the significance of her own conversations with Russia's ambassador, and proving she has the credibility of a scorpion to a frog.


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Dems admit mistake in selecting old fart to rebut Trump

Dumocratic officials admit they made "a mistake" in choosing former Gov. Steve Beshear (D-KY-jelly) to deliver the party's response to President Trump's congressional speech, a prominent House member told the leftist network MSNBC on Wednesday.

Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (no relation to Beaver) has represented Missouri since 2005 and chaired the Congressional Black Caucus. He spoke a day after Mr. Trump's speech on Tuesday saying that his party chose the wrong guy to represent their pot party.

"I don't mind saying when we make mistakes. And that was a mistake," Cleaver said.

Beshear, 72 (and looks it) delivered a widely mocked speech in a diner during which he claimed to be a Republican at one point. The people in the 'Peanut Gallery' looked like they wanted to crawl away.

When Cleaver was asked what Democrats were thinking when they selected Beshear, Cleaver replied: "The problem is, you're asking about thinking, and that didn't happen."

Yes, thinking and feeling are two different things.

Cleaver called for younger, more diverse candidates such as Louisiana Rep. Cedric Richmond, and Urban Development Secretary Julian Castro, who shares the same surname of liberal heroes, Raul and Fidel and some of the same values.

At a media dinner Wednesday night where Congress members performed joke-filled monologues, Richmond ad-libbed a joke about Kellyanne Conway who was photographed kneeling on a sofa in the Oval Office this week.

Earlier in the program, Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) joked that "a whole lot worse" had happened on that sofa in the 1990s.

Richmond responded: "Tim, you kind of opened the door," he said. "I really just want to know what was going on there, because, you know, I won't tell anybody. And you can just explain to me that circumstance--because she really looked kind of familiar in that position there. Don't answer--and I don't want you to refer back to the 1990s."

The Democrats have long been calling the GOP the party of "old white men." If you look at who they ran against Trump, and who leads each party in the House and Senate, you may come to a different conclusion.


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The celebrity presidential debate for 2020

Former talk show host and entrepreneur Oprah Winfrey told the audience at a Bloomberg TV show that Donald Trump has inspired her to run for the presidency. 

Although she's aware that she lacks the necessary experience to run this country, she figures why not give it a shot. If Trump can run the nation, maybe she could too. And because she is known for giving stuff away on her former shows, leftists will love her.

"Oh gee, I don't have the experience," the entertainer said. "I don't know enough. And now I'm thinking, 'Oh? Oh!"

Nobody knows how serious Oprah is regarding the presidency, but the Democrats are definitely looking toward the 2020 Presidential election and the candidates they're seriously thinking about are in the worlds of sports and entertainment.

So here we have Oprah going up against Kanye West, Meryl Streep and Robert DeNiro for the Democratic Party nomination. 

There aren't as many sports figures who are interested in running on the Democratic ticket because sports is too similar to conservative ideals which require hard work and is entirely merit-based.

Imagine the start of the debate. Chris Matthews is the moderator and is currently suffering from restless leg syndrome. 

Matthews: I can't believe four years have passed since Donald Trump became our dictator. The first question is to Kanye. 
Mr. West, in your view, what do you see as our biggest threat over the last four years?

West: Thanks for the question, mutha******. It's the lack of available b*****s, man. There was a time when a dude could score just by walking into a bar, now you gotta show them you gotta job. Know what I'm sayin'?

Matthews: I hear you, man. Oprah, same question, go.

Winfrey: The biggest problem, Chris, is obvious. It's obesity and the lack of free cars to this audience watching this debate. So I'm giving each and every one of you A FREE CAR!

(Applause.)

Matthews: Meryl . . . what do you think?

Streep: I think Karl Lagerfeld still owes me an apology and that Donald Trump has no business being president of this great country. His instinct to humiliate by someone in the public platform, by someone powerful, it filters down into everybody's life, because it kinda gives permission for other people to do the same thing. Disrespect invites disrespect, violence incites violence. And when the powerful use their position to bully others, we all lose.

Matthews: Those words are very familiar, Meryl. Where did I hear them before?

Streep: I stated something similar to that in the 2017 Golden Globes, of which I won 30, and I stand by those words today. Vote for me--I'm a winner. I won 3 Academy Awards and have been nominated 17 additional times. I'm a winner and I will make America the greatest again.

Matthews: And what about you, Robert? What do you think of the job that President Trump is doing after almost four years as president?

De Niro: Trump is totally nuts. God help us . . . he talks how he'd like to punch people in the face? Well, I still like to punch him in the face. Yeah.

Matthews: So you're saying you don't think he's doing a good job even though the Dow is above 25 thousand?

De Niro: No. He's doing a lousy job. I can't even get a good Mexican gardener to trim my f***ing hedges now that he built that f*****g wall and hired all those border agents.

West: I say we bust a cap in the muth******!

(Audience goes wild with cheers.)

And Oprah wins the debate because of the free stuff.


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Grilo beats a black hole in sucking

Dan Grilo cannot possibly suck less than newfound black hole that is the largest and brightest yet known, SDSS J010013.02+280225.8

Grilo mocked the widow of William "Ryan" Owens, the fallen SEAL who was honored by President Trump during his address to Congress Tuesday evening. 

Grilo was a former volunteer for leftists Hillary Clinton and former so-called President Barack Hussein Obama. He made the remarks after Mr. Trump paid homage to Carryn Owens, the wife of Ryan who was killed in a counterterrorism raid in Yemen last month.

"Our veterans have delivered for this nation, and now we must deliver for them," Trump said. This brought a long, loud standing ovation for Carryn, who was clearly emotional.

"Ryan died as he lived: a warrior, and a hero--battling against terrorism and securing our nation."

Although this moment was regarded as the most powerful of the night, Grilo got in the gutter by responding to the moment in a tweet in response to Matt Pearce of the L.A. Times tweeting:

"Sorry, Owens' wife, you're not helping yourself or your husband's memory by standing there and clapping like an idiot. Trump just used you."

 The tweet went crazy on social media where both sides of the aisle were enraged by the tweet. Donald Trump Jr. called the tweet an example of "Hatred from the other side. I would think this is beyond what a human is capable of saying to someone, but it's not!"

Grilo quickly apologized for what he claimed was a "poorly worded tweet."

No, it was an accurate tweet depicting this guy's hatred for Trump and for anyone who would vote for him or approve of him. In other words, this guy obviously hates all of America's "deplorables." 

The coward's account soon after went private and then he deleted it entirely. But other Twitter users archived his tweets and he cannot avoid what he said by trying to crawl into his nether regions from whence the tweet originated.

Grilo works as a principal for the Liberty Advisor Group in Chicago. But his profile page on their site has been deleted and the company confirmed that "an employee" had sent "an offensive and inappropriate tweet" regarding the Gold Star family.

In a statement , the company agreed that the message was from Grilo's personal account, but "his comments were inconsistent with the Company's values."

"Regardless of whether the comments in the tweet were intended to cause hurt and anger that they ultimately generated, they were unacceptable to us, and the individual who issued the tweet is no longer affiliated with Liberty," the statement said. 

The irony of the use of the word 'liberty' and how it relates to the Owens family was likely lost on Grilo.


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Trump kicks Oscar's butt

President Trump's first address to Congress Tuesday night was watched by 43.4 million people on TV, according to Neilson, and who knows how many on Smart Phones and computers.

Of course, Fox News was the most watched of all TV for the speech, with 10,765 million viewers and NBC (Nothing But Crapola) came in second with 9.144 million. 

Among the younger news demographics (ages 25 to 54) NBC came in first followed by Fox News.

These numbers beat out the Oscar Narcissistic Actors Awards by millions of viewers and Trump didn't get it wrong like the Oscars did.

Below is the comparison between the Trump/Oscars went.
Fox News: 10,765,000 / 2,784,000
NBC: 9,144,000 / 3,286,000
CBS: 7,156,000 / 1,897,000
ABC: 6,065,000 / 2,074,000
CNN: 3,944,000 / 1,517,000
FOX: 3,076,000 / 1,383,000
MSNBC: 2,683,000 / 669,000
FBN 593,000 / 118,000


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