Life isn't always pleasant--there are times when we must do things that make us cringe, but we know it must be done if we want a country that isn't heading down the road to socialism. In order to assure that the direction we now seem headed makes a turnaround, and that we don't become a nanny state, we must secure a win in next November's election. However, if we want to win, we need at least some liberals to actually think and grow, thus changing the way they robotically vote for candidates who they believe represent their superior views of America. Liberals want candidates who are against the big corporations, like those on Wall Street and the banking industry. You might know them as the guys who funded Obama's campaign, as well as the other guys he bailed out with billions of your tax dollars. But most liberals don't acknowledge these facts, and if you tell try to discuss them, they will become enraged (they never just get angry) and you'll never sway their vote.
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| A Liberal in Thought |
We may want to avoid dealing with liberals, knowing that they don't listen to reason, they don't verify their information (which is why Ronald Reagan brought up the topic in the first place, I believe), and they do not use their brains to assist in their decisions--they use the unverifiable faux facts of friends, teachers, and functional retards like Chris Matthews. So how do we convert them to the right? Below, I have listed several ways you might want to engage with a liberal, create a rapport, and have them see things in conservative terms. I am using the masculine pronoun to facilitate my thesis, but the feminine can just as easily be substituted. So don't be insulted when I say 'he' instead of 'she.' It's no big deal--unless you're a liberal.
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| "Down with soap" |
1. To break the ice with your liberal, tell them you hope nobody else gets hurt at the "Occupy Everything But a Job" demonstrations and that you know the protestors really mean well. Sympathize with the fact that the weather will soon be getting much colder and you hope their 'issues' get resolved before they suffer frostbite. At all costs, avoid being confrontational, even if you have to distract yourself by pulling out a curly short hair south of the equator, to keep yourself from telling this liberal that he has the mind of a thistle. (Remember, most liberals think of themselves as highly intelligent and superior over conservatives. Chris Matthews exemplifies this delusion, but don't say that out loud or you will surely lose your liberal and a vote against Obama.) Always remember to smile when speaking.
2. Let your liberal know that you see nothing wrong with college courses that teach subjects like Bolivian flower studies, Profiles in Honest Dissent, Italian Ice Sculpting, and that you wish there were more positions available to employ people who have majored in these important topics.
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| I love them vegans |
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3. Inform your liberal that your conservative candidate is a vegan but doesn't want to make it public in order to avoid insulting the meat industry. A recent analysis showed that veganism actually kills more animals than being a meat eater due to animal deaths associated by farming for vegetables, but don't tell that fact to them--remember, you're trying to have them ally with you, so keep confrontational facts out of the conversation.
4. Convince your liberal target that your candidate "means well" because that is really all they care about; results don't count, meaning well is everything. In light of this, tell your liberal that you voted for Obama in '08 but due to the fact that he worsened the economy, did nothing for job growth, received more money from Wall Street than any other president then threw them under the bus with the Occupy Poopy Pants Protest, he isn't really as liberal as he pretends to be. In fact, you might want to let on that you know for a fact that Obama watches Fox News to find out what's really going on in the country, but he pretends to hate Fox.
5. If your liberal is Jewish, and many Jewish people are liberal, you will get nowhere by telling him that Obama threw Israel under the bus, since many Jewish liberals have done the same thing. (That's because they are only Jewish in name, but liberal in religion). But you might try explaining how Israel is a strategic ally in the Middle East and is important to our own security. Unfortunately, most liberals don't actually understand anything about national security and don't see terrorism as the fault of the terrorists, but of the USA's. In fact, many liberals see 9/11 as our fault. These liberals also go by another name, which is the same as a body part below the waist and above the knees.
6. Convince your liberal that you like Obama but you think he would be able to do more good back in public life, perhaps as a commie, I mean community organizer.
If any of these methods can convince your liberal to vote conservative, you will have that sense of incredible accomplishment, because the chances of you actually being able to convince a liberal of anything that requires using his brain, is as likely as running into three people with your same last name at Times Square as you each get hit by a falling satellite. Good luck.
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Juan Williams think the protestors want capitalism. He's wrong--they want handouts, and there is no doubt about that as they said so not in so many words.They also want LSD and other pharmaceuticals to further cloud their brains. 
So if you happen to be one of the dozens of people who watch MSNBC, take a gander at Hardball hosted by the oddball. Keep a barfbag by the couch and enjoy the lunacy--laughter is good for the soul, even when it's elicited by someone who lacks one.
The occupiers are losing it. They are not playing well with others, especially the 53% of the nation who goes to work, pays their taxes, raises their family, and loves their country. No, these occupiers are as angry as a Greek mob on steroids, and quite frankly, if you see the videos of what's taking place in Oakland, you can't really tell the difference between the two countries.The video in today's blog was shot a week ago, but nothing much has changed except the air quality by the tents--it has worsened. I wonder if Nancy Pelosi still thinks these cute kids are speaking for her and her left-leaning, bailout providing, Arab Spring loving, racist party. I know they still speak for Michael Moore, but he's only anti-American in voice, not in spirit, because he would not have his $59 million in a non-capitalistic society if he wasn't a capitalist. In fact, if he was in any other country and made documentaries aimed at making money by denouncing that country, he likely would not have a job, and more likely not even have his testicles on board. It is because of our freedom and Constitution that these cretins can protest and denounce the country, without being sent to a gulag when they do it. 
But those who remain in New York's Zuccotti Park, or Oakland, Detroit,Chicago, and all the other cities in America since this began, are not people with legitimate gripes, but people with anger, a propensity toward violence, drugs, casual public sex, and a soap deficit. These are the anarchists who want to see our freedoms end, but who are unwilling to move to a socialist or communists country where they can get what they claim to want. They are supposedly the 99 percenters, those who fall into a salary category below that elite one percent, but globally, they are the one percent whom they protest against. The global average salary is about 2 dollars a day--the OWS clowns average far above that because America is, per capita, one of the wealthiest nations in the world, although it is also true, that one in 15 of people in the US are living in abject poverty. I suspect none of these poor people can even afford a tent to pitch alongside the protestors. 
Welcome to the big leagues, Mr. Cain. Now that the left believes you're a viable candidate, you will be their favorite target. You wisely pointed that out when you said you have a target on your back, but now everyone can see it and you might just be feeling the arrow sticking out from the bullseye.
If Cain happened to be a Democratic president, these charges would be laughed at, considered trivial, and not worthy of discussion. After all, look at the list of Bill Clinton's girlfriends and mistresses: Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Gina Gershon, Belinda Stronach, Julie Tauber McMahon, Naomi Robison, Maria Furtwangler, Elizabeth Hurley, Heidi Klum, Eleanor Mondale, Markie Post, Sharon Stone, Patricia Duff, Sally Purdue, Elizabeth Gracon, and Dolly Kyle Browning, just to name the ones we know about, according to Ranker.com and National Enquirer. It is only when the target is a conservative that charges of ethical misconduct grows legs. 
