Chris Matthews Killed Qadaffi and Kidnapped Baby Lisa Irwin

I just crapped myself

I cannot believe that Chris Matthews is allowed to speak on TV, but when you consider he speaks for MSNBC, it's understandable. He basically said tonight that Herman Cain is guilty of sexual harassment when nobody has yet come forward, no trial has taken place, and there is no objective evidence of guilt. Imagine Chris Matthews as a judge. Better yet, imagine Chris Matthews as a juror at your trial. Chris Matthews is not only irresponsible, he is the epitome of a liberal, where the facts don't matter just as long as whatever it is you're saying, feels right.

Chris Matthews killed Gadaffi. Yeah, that feels right.  He shot him in the head, once behind the ear, and killed that brutal tyrant Qadaffi. I can't prove it, but I know how patriotic he must be, getting a tingle up his leg for Obama, and I know he must be brave because anyone with an IQ of lettuce, with his own TV show, has to be brave enough to kill Gadaffy. If you think Chris Matthews is despicable, and many people do, you might believe me, simply because you want to believe me--that's how liberals think all of the time. They believe that which fits their agenda.


But did you know Matthews also kidnapped BabyLisa Irwin?  He took her right from her crib and absconded with her to New York City. 

Tingle Time

Let's face it, if I was a high profile blogger or reporter, I would likely be in big trouble if my assertions were serious about Matthews. So why aren't his accusations held up to the light? Well, it may be due to the fact that the mainstream media is controlled by the left and Matthews, insofar as they're concerned, is judgment-proof.   If Chris Matthews was a conservative, the liberal media would have jumped all over him. But a head of lettuce doesn't have the mental capacity to be a conservative because that would require the courage to believe that a person doesn't need the government to be successful in life. Liberals believe that people cannot make it on his or her own without the help of public handouts (better known as entitlements).


So if you happen to be one of the dozens of people who watch MSNBC, take a gander at Hardball hosted by the oddball. Keep a barfbag by the couch and enjoy the lunacy--laughter is good for the soul, even when it's elicited by someone who lacks one.

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