Liberals Still Suck

Liberals have big hearts to make up for what they lack in brains. Perhaps it isn't fair of me to say this--I know there are plenty of smart liberals out there with degrees in studies other than Ancient Dance Rituals as a Prelude to Coitus, but it seems that even those liberals have a somewhat simple-minded way of looking at life. Let me 'splain.

Take Obama (please). He talks a good game about income inequality, as if the concept of some people making more money than you is unfair, (just because they work harder and can accomplish more), but it seems to me that income opportunity is more realistic than income inequality. There will always be people better at doing things than other people, and in order to retain them, employers will pay them more. That's the free market. 

Imagine if all baseball players had income equality. Why should they try to excel? You'd see more bunting to save energy, bases on balls thrown by pitchers who were not going to exert themselves, and fewer spectators. There would be no incentive to excel. The game would be about as exciting as watching cheese mold. Think about it, Mr. Obama.

SOTU Yadda Yadda

What a speech; I was mesmerized. The term 'mesmerized' comes from that famous hypnotist, Anton Mesmer, a BFF of Sigmund Freud, and a person who influenced magicians the world over. So what I'm saying is that Obama basically put me into a stage of sleep similar to that of hypnosis--I heard him, but I didn't give a fig what he was saying since he has said it all before. They are mere words on a mere Tele Prompter that could have just as easily been written with smoke in a high wind.

The speech was as anemic as a down-and-out vampire. Obama avoided important issues like the national debt and Benghazi, but, when you think about it, maybe they weren't important to him. He spoke about Obamacare but only gave the positives and carefully danced around the negatives. And to end on an upbeat note, he used an Army Ranger, Cory Remburg, a man who served 9 or 10 tours in Iraq and Afghanistan and suffered severe injuries that caused him brain damage, to gain applause and a sense that somehow Obama is the hero being applauded.

Hillary and Herpetology

Hillary can see the future. She knows the GOP isn't going to let the Benghazi terrorist attack disappear--they're going to bring it up and she is going to say Republicans are being bullies. She said she regrets Benghazi, but she never said she was sorry for lying about it, or even saying she was sorry. Just regret. And if you heard the interview in which she made that statement, you had to believe she meant the regret as much as she meant the cause of the attack was from a video. She's about as sincere as Iran complying with the USA's demands for lifting the sanctions.

I Am Mommy's Unborn Child

Hi Mommy, it's me--I don't have a name. You didn't want to give me a name because that would make me too human to you, you said, but I am human. I was human the moment I was conceived--if I wasn't, then what was I? Why don't you want to think of me as a real person? I am a real person, but I have a lot of growing yet to do.

It's warm and it feels safe in here but I still can't wait to get our of your belly and meet you. I know that you'll love me because I'm a part of you, and I know that you want what's best for me because that's what mommies do.

I heard you talking to someone about how I will be too much of a burden to raise once I've been born, but, and I don't like to say this, I didn't ask to be conceived. Now that I have been, it would be a godsend to be born. Hey, I like the word 'godsend;' it makes me feel special.

Maybe when I'm born and grow up, I can be a mommy like you. Oh, you didn't know if I was a boy or a girl because you didn't want to think of me as a real person. Oh, I'm sorry. 

Something is hurting me, Mommy. Something--

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Obamacare's Dirty Secret

When he said, "If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan. If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor," he might have just as honestly added: "And if you have religious or moral objections to abortion, you will never have to finance it." That would have been just as honest, as it turns out, because it seems that Obamacare insurance companies are surreptitiously adding a surcharge to cover the cost of abortions. At least, this is what some congressional leaders are claiming, and it violates a federal law. But since when has the Obama administration worried about the law? After all, laws are generated by that outdated and inconvenient document, the US Constitution.

Most people will not know about the surcharge because it wasn't announced and it's only a buck a month--no big deal, unless you're turned off by killing the unborn.

Obama promised his healthcare bill would not cover abortion, but maybe he's doing to further the liberal agenda; it certainly isn't helping the unborn's future agendas. Rep. Joe Pitts (R-PA) knew Obama was blowing smoke when he made that claim because the Obamacare bill stipulated the $1 a month surcharge for plans that covered abortions and it was unclear distinguishing which plans included abortion and the cost of the murder.

A bill is being introduced this week that demands full disclosure with an itemized premium, and it will also prohibit federal subsidies for plans that cover abortions. The bill (HR-7) known as the "No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act," will be introduced by Eric Cantor, the House Majority Leader.

But Obama has a pen and he has a phone. He also has no respect for the concept of Checks and balances--he is a strong believer in executive authority but only when he's the executive in question.

What the GOP does to keep Obama in line, to keep him from grabbing more and more power and keep the USA from resembling a banana republic, will dictate where they stand. Will they show courage or complacency? Obama needs to have his reins pulled back and if he refuses, we need to start impeachment procedures. Will our party leaders fulfill their obligation? 

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Sunday Brain Flush

I have a pen and I have a phone . . . the words of Obama threatening us with unilateral action on policy. Well, Obama also has an ass, it doesn't mean he has to act like one. He acts like everything is an emergency so that he can go ahead and impose policy upon the American people without the checks and balances our country was founded upon. Nobody said it should be easy changing the law. If it was, then we might as well be living in a banana republic.

There needs to come a time when congress steps in and stops this man from acting like he's the king of his kingdom. This is America, and there is no justifiable emergency that makes it understandable to forgo the legislature. Besides, Obama has done nothing of value for this country and there are plenty of elite  career politicians who are in the same category. 

Obama is a socialist. Spreading the wealth is a socialist notion. His healthcare legislation is socialist. His background is socialist. And let's face it; Obama is a divider and uses race as one of the cleavers to make his false claims.

But let's not forget the Republicans who vote the liberal line; the RINOs, as they say. McCain is a primary example--he has voted against the Second Amendment and along the liberal lines regarding immigration. Lindsey Graham is another politician who votes in a similar manner. To Graham's credit, he seems to be realistic about Iran and our national security.  In any case, we need to be very mindful how we vote in the midterms and show the GOP that we are serious about conservative values.

Finally, it's my birthday tomorrow, so I probably will take the day off.

Peace, patriots.

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Mall Control: the case for banning them all

There was yet another mall shooting in the Columbia, Maryland. Like the mall shooting in Kenya, the mall shooting in New Jersey, this shooting left people scrambling for cover, but three people were left dead; one very likely being the shooter. Two of the dead were store employees, a man and woman, both in their twenties, and at this writing, the identity of the shooter is still unknown. In addition, one other person was wounded by gunfire and four others were hospitalized in the ordeal.

If this doesn't tell you under no uncertain terms that mall control is needed in this country, I don't know what will. 

Obama's State of the Union: Unauthorized Version

I was fortunate to get my hands on President Obama's State of the Union speech that he will give next week. It is uncut and unedited.

My fellow folks,

Well, it's a new year and I'm very optimistic that it's gonna be a great one. My signature legislation has finally gotten off the ground and the folks are gonna see better health care than they ever had in the history of this country. (Try to look like you mean it.) The website is working like a well-oiled machine and we're signing up over five thousand people a day. Even I have signed up, (I had a lackey do it for me) but I already have coverage befittin' my position as Commander in Chief.

I know some of you have your doubts, but let me assure you, the doctors you have now and the policy you've been moved to, you will be able to keep. The 59% of you who oppose the Affordable Care Act, are only opposing it because you can't afford it.

Insofar as Benghazi is concerned, let me put your mind at ease and assure you that my administration is getting to the bottom of this situation. Do not allow the extremists from the Tea Party sway your thinking--Benghazi was not a scandal anymore than the IRS, Associated Press, or Fast and Furious were scandals. It's just the way it is--what I'm saying is, that it is what it is.

Iran promises to follow the rules and will not enrich uranium and try their very very best to get along with Israel. In that regard, they will no longer refer to Jews as apes, nor refer to Christians as pigs. However, they will continue to uphold the same policies they've held dear from the Qu'ran when dealing with gays and women. That's okay. That's to be expected from a nation whose religion is the RELIGION OF PEACE (smile and try not to bow)

As you might have heard, Justin Beiber was arrested for drag racin', drinkin' and smokin' marijuana cigarettes. Justin is a Canadian and it would be unconscionable to deport him, so I ask for your support and prayers. You may know that I've indulged in smokin' up when I was a kid and a proud member of the Choom gang. I feel for the Beebs and Michelle and I plan to have him over for dinner when he can make it.

Edward Snowden has done a web forum to address NSA spying. This has been previously addressed by me and I don't care to discuss it further. Suffice it to say, if we can get our hands on Mr. Snowden, he will face felony charges and will have his day in court. Remember, there is a fine balance between national security and the Constitution.

The military will now be allowed to express their religious and cultural beliefs. Jews can wear yarmulkes, Sikhs can wear their hair long and maintain their beard, and Muslims can wear camouflage burqas. 

And speaking of security, the Olympics are coming (big smile-lots of teeth). President Putin has assured me that security will be at a maximum. While 1500 square miles around Sochi is vulnerable, I trust that our Russian friends will do a top notch job protectin' our athletes. I just wish my man Magic could be there for the team, but he's a summer Olympic guy. In spite of this, we're sendin' over our own security team who'll be keepin' a close watch out for any trouble that may come from extremists like the Christian right wing loonies I've spoken about.

The economy is hummin' like a hummin' bird's butt. More jobs have been created, the minimum wage is goin' up, and we're gettin' out of Afghanistan soon.  Do not believe what you hear on that other TV station and those crazy right wing nut radio stations. Our next step to make this country better is to join hands with our Muslim brothers and sisters, and create a more level playing field for those of us who are less fortunate. Income redistribution is the only fair way to go (except for me, suckers).


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