Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Cocaine Mitch McConnell reelected as Senate GOP Leader



Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) has been reelected to another Senate term. He was elected unanimously by Republican Senators as GOP leader Tuesday for the 117th Congress. It is his 8th term as the GOP's Senate head.

Meanwhile, Chuck "Nostrils" Schumer (D-NY) has been picked as the Democrats' leader. All we need to know now is which one will be the Majority Leader and which will be the Minority Leader.

The Republican Senators elected the following members as reported by OAN News:
GOP Leader: Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
GOP Whip John Thune (R-SD)
Conference Chair John Barrasso (R-WY)
Policy CMTE Chair Roy Blunt (R-MO)
Conference Vice Chair Joni Ernst (R-IA)
NRSC Chair Rick Scott (R-FL)

— Jennifer Franco (@jennfranconews) November 10, 2020
McConnell spoke at a press conference and said that his Party's leadership is ready to grab the bull by the horns. He also spoke about President Trump's efforts over improprieties of the presidential election. 

“Anyone who is running for office can exhaust concerns about counting in any court of appropriate jurisdiction, it’s not unusual should not be alarming,” he said. “At some point here, we’ll find out finally who was certified in each of a state snd the Electoral College will determine the winner.”


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DOJ Election Crimes Boss steps down



Dick Pilger, director of the Elections Crimes branch of the DOJ has stepped down from his post after Attorney General Bill Barr authorized the federal prosecutors to probe into "specific allegations" of voter fraud ahead of the final certified results of the 2020 presidential election. [H/T Newsmax]

The reason for Pilger stepping down may have to do with feelings of emasculation caused when Barr took the mantle of justice out of Pilger's hands.

“Having familiarized myself with the new policy and its ramifications, and in accord with the best tradition of the John C. Keeney Award for Exceptional Integrity and Professionalism (my most cherished Departmental recognition), I must regretfully resign from my role as director of the Election Crimes branch,” Pilger wrote to colleagues on paper absent of tears.

“I have enjoyed very much working with you for over a decade to aggressively and diligently enforce federal criminal election law, policy, and practice without partisan fear or favor. I thank you for your support in that effort.”

While Pilger's political affiliation is unknown to this writer, one can guess that it starts with the letter "D."

According to a former newspaper known as The New York Times, Pilger  told colleagues he would move to a nonsupervisory role working on corruption prosecutions.

Barr’s memo  clears the path for prosecutors to get around Justice Department policy that normally would have prevented such overt measures before the election is certified and cuts Pilger's Election Crimes operation out of the process, symbolically performing an orchiectomy on Pilger.

President Donald Trump is claiming there has been a widespread, multi-state conspiracy by Democrats to skew the vote tally in Joe Biden's favor. He even tweeted about it.

Fox News called Arizona in the election before the results were in and may have altered the Republican vote in that and other states. Other leftist media colleagues called the election for Biden on Saturday before all the votes were in and the cases of fraud were examined. 

Trump correctly has refused to concede to the early-to-mid-stage demented Biden as he alleges election improprieties in several states and many have come forward who were involved with the balloting to confirm that implication.

 Newsmax has not called the race, nor has Brain Flushings and are waiting for the legal process to play out.

Good luck in all your future endeavors, Dick.


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"Abolish the Senate" trending on left




The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.-Winston Churchill

It only took one Democratic Senator who made a controversial statement for the leftists on Twitter to call for abolishing the senate.

Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) pledged on Fox News to be a key vote in preventing the proposed power grabs by his own party. [Senate Minority Leader] Chuck E. Schumer's nostrils flared at the news while the communists on Twitter went ballistic.

Manchin interviewed with Fox News' Bret Baier, who questioned Manchin about a comment Schumer made last week saying the Democrats will "change America" if they win two run-off Senate races in Georgia.

Manchin said, “Well, there’s a lot of people that are concerned. There’s a lot of fear tactics that are being used right now. If both of the Georgia senators were elected from the Democratic Party, then that would be 50/50, if both Dan Sullivan and Thom Tillis win; 50/50 means there’s a tie. But if one senator does not vote on the Democratic side, there is no tie and there is no bill.



“So, I commit to you tonight and I commit to all of your viewers and everyone else that’s watching, I want to lay those fears, I want to rest those fears for you right now, because, when they talk about whether it be packing the courts or ending the filibuster, I will not vote to do that,” Manchin continued. “I will not vote to pack the courts. I think — and I will not vote to end the filibuster. Bret, this system, the Senate, this so unique body in the world, it was made to work together in a bipartisan way. And once you start breaking down those barriers, then you lose every reason that we are the institution that we are, the most deliberative body.”

“So, I want to lay those fears to rest, that that won’t happen, because I will not be the 50th Democrat voting to end that filibuster or to basically stack the court,” he added. “And then all the other things you’re hearing about, Bret, also, is — defund the police. I don’t know of any of the Democrats in the caucus that are for defunding the police. We are not for that whatsoever. And when they talk about basically Medicare for All, we can’t even pay for Medicare for some. It doesn’t make any sense at all. We have got to fix the Affordable Care Act [aka Obamacare] we have. And I think our Republican — moderate Republicans will work with us to now repair what needs to be repaired.”

The left seems dead set on not just abolishing the senate and the police, they want to abolish capitalism altogether. Ben Shapiro gives a primer to the young man in the video below on how capitalism works.


Manchin also took to Twitter and added, “Let me be clear: I will not vote to pack the courts & I will not vote to end the filibuster. The U.S. Senate is the most deliberative body in the world. It was made so that we work together in a bipartisan way. If you get rid of the filibuster, there’s no reason to have a Senate.”

The children of the hard Left went berserk by Manchin's remarks. Here are a few of the calls on Twitter to abolish the Senate. Note the lack of rationale that explains why it needs to go:
There is, in fact, no reason to have a Senate. https://t.co/Kx1BL9Z2mt
— Samuel Black (@potter_black) November 10, 2020
abolish the senate https://t.co/CNZGIYrU3O
— justin block* (@JBlock49) November 10, 2020
The next one must have been elicited in a sheltered workshop in Russia:
Actually, filibuster or no, there's no reason to have a Senate. It is an artifact of a slaver constitution that in both intent and practice preserves white minority rule. https://t.co/0OePnnOL0r
— Goldy 🗳️ (@GoldyHA) November 10, 2020
And this one is exactly wrong:
Yes this is the idea. The senate is undemocratic. Reform is needed. https://t.co/a2AflQEXWY
— Tricia Romano (@tromano) November 10, 2020
There are plenty more posts and most have a similar call. A number of posts use big, misspelled words and lack reasoning that makes sense. Even the Washington Post's self-described "conservative," Jennifer Rubin put her two rubles in:
sounds good about now https://t.co/46xW5Qkjd9 
Jennifer 'the people decide' Rubin (@JRubinBlogger)                                    --November 10, 2020 

These are the same people who would call a cop if they were being threatened and would love a Senate if it had a Democratic majority to fulfill their communist manifesto. These are the same kids you played with as a child who wanted you to give them your toys to take home and changed the rules of the games you played with them to suit their needs.

A final quote from Ben Shapiro:
Socialism has no moral justification whatsoever; poor people are not morally superior to rich people, nor are they owed anything by rich people simply because of their lack of success. Charity is not a socialist concept - it is a religious one, an acknowledgment of God's sovereignty over property, a sovereignty the Left utterly rejects.
Thank G_d for people like Joe Manchin, whose politics is generally challlenged by conservatives, but who, at least has the integrity, and even some may say patriotism, to preserve our American way of life.



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Monday, November 9, 2020

BREAKING: AG Barr authorizes federal prosecutors to go after "Substantial allegations" of voter "irregularities"


U.S. Attorney General William "Bulldog" Barr has reportedly decided to look into voter fraud and has authorized prosecutors to pursue "substantial allegations" of possible irregularities from the 2020 presidential election before results are certified. [H/T Daily Wire]

According to the Associated Press, Barr said in a memo to U.S. attorneys that investigations  “may be conducted if there are clear and apparently-credible allegations of irregularities that, if true, could potentially impact the outcome of a federal election in an individual State.”

One can only imagine how disturbing this is to many U.S. attorneys who wanted to see Joe Biden beat President Trump, but Barr is having none of it and has decided to get to the bottom of this, where the dregs are.

There will be more to follow as this is a breaking story.

Trump still has an outside shot.


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Biden threatens Trump to more than just pushups


The Biden campaign is threatening to "escort President Trump out of the White House if he refuses to leave.

But what if he is determined to be the winner? Will the Biden campaign need to be escorted away from trying to enter the White House?

And what if Biden does win the election and suddenly dies mysteriously--will they investigate whether it was Kamala Harris that poisoned him? Well, the Trump team is vowing to investigate Harris should Biden mysteriously die for unknown reasons.

Anonymous sources believe that the odds are excellent that Harris will make her move on Biden, and I don't mean the same kind of move she made on Willie Brown, the former Mayor of San Francisco to whom Harris gave her body in order to advance her political career. And while my anonymous sources will remain unnamed [because that's what anonymous sources do], they assure Brain Flushings that the one thing Biden should immediately do, even before curing the world of COVID-19 and the miraculous vaccine he invented just days after the election, is to hire a food taster and maybe keep an epipen handy.

Biden said that if Trump and Melania refuse to leave the White House, he is personally going to take him out behind the White House gym and beat the hell out of him. This is not the first time Biden has physically threatened the President of the United States, but if history is any indication as to the veracity of the threat, Trump has nothing to worry about. Actually, even if the threat came to fruition, Trump would have nothing to worry about--he would easily beat the crap out of Biden and do a number on his dentures.

Biden often goes to the vacuous braggadocio as his default position when strong arguments escape his deteriorating mind. If it isn't a fistfight, it's a pushup contest. The only pushup contest Biden might win has more to do with bras than exercise.


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Sunday, November 8, 2020

Fox News cancels "Justice with Judge Janine" this weekend over Trump


Well, for Fox sakes, what is going on with the Fox News Network? Where was Judge Janine?

When I tuned in to watch Fox News' "Justice" with Judge Jeanine Pirro on Saturday night, Judge Jeanine Pirro was nowhere to be seen. That's because the show was suspended over a disagreement with the coverage of President Trump, according to Newsmax. 

Sources told the outlet that Pirro wanted to expose the election fraud and the mucky mucks at Fox decided not to allow her to go on air and instead, extended coverage of Joe Biden's acceptance speech as President-elect, of a contested election.

There is no information as to whether the network plans to keep the show, but what is known is that Pirro was suspended for the weekend. 

Shades of Pravda!

What's clear now is that Fox News is bending over backwards to be critical of Trump as the network is slowly morphing into a CNN-MSNBC-style crap fest. 

The New York Post is also shifting to the left as it becomes more critical of Trump while its top editor, Col Allan, plans to abandon ship next year, from America's oldest tabloid.

Only Fox News prematurely called Arizona for Biden on Election Day and conservatives are angry. In fact, the results there are still in dispute Sunday over the vote count and many conservatives are leaving Fox News in droves. The hashtag #LeaveFoxNews had appeared on Twitter.

The race in Arizona is close with less than 20,000 votes separating the two contenders as the Trump campaign foists legal challenges that has kept Arizona and Pennsylvania from announcing their respective winner.

Now it's a waiting game but questions remain.

Will President Trump be vindicated and have another 4 years to MAGA? Will Biden be declared the winner and be able to finish out a full term as Babbler in Chief? Will Kamala Harris learn to pronounce her first name properly and stop her annoying laughter? Will you, dear reader, dump Fox News?

Let's wait and find out.


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Saturday, November 7, 2020

Report: Putin plans to step down in January due to health issues



Russian President Vladimir Putin is reportedly planning to step down next year as rumors emerge that he may have Parkinson's disease. 

Moscow political scientist Valery Solovei told The Sun that Putin's 37-year-old girlfriend, Alina Kabaeva, and his two daughters are urging him to leave office and spend a little family time with them rather than putting in the time to poison his political enemies and helping screw up US elections.

“There is a family, it has a great influence on him. He intends to make public his handover plans in January,” Solovei told the news outlet.

Solovei also suggested Putin may be suffering from Parkinson’s as the president has been seen recently exhibiting symptoms of the disease and cracking fewer jokes.

Putin recently appeared to be in great pain while appearing to constantly shift his legs, according to footage reviewed by an observer, The Sun reported, but there is also the possibility that he had a catch in his underwear causing his "boys" to get pinched.

Reviewed footage also appeared to show his fingers twitching as he held a cup that possibly contained vodka or medicine.

Speculation of Putin’s possible departure comes as Russian lawmakers are considering legislation proposed by the president that would grant ex-presidents lifetime immunity from criminal prosecution, an idea that Joe Biden should also consider.


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MI Republicans claim software undercounted Trump votes



It's as if the Trump legacy is a Three Act play that's playing itself out as we wait for the final election outcome.

Act One is when Trump came down the escalator, announced his run for President, and campaigned against "Low Energy Jeb"; "Lyin' Ted"; and the others.

Act Two is the Democratic Party impeaching Trump on the grounds that he colluded with the Russians to win the election. Of course, that was proved to be false, and in fact, it was Hillary Clinton, Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi and the other Democrats that were using Russian disinformation to try to pin collusion on Trump.

Act Three is this election and the outcome that will come of it. 

Will Biden, a barely sentient human being, come away from this debacle and become our next President? Will Trump keep his presidency? Will the country go into a frenzy and civil war?

Now that it seems a Trump victory might be impossible, is it just part of a third act and will there be an outcome in which Trump emerges victorious? That would be how it plays out if this was, indeed, a play.

In this third act, Trump's supporters are pointing to a small Michigan county in which vote counting software used in the entire state may have undercut Trump's number of votes.

As of this writing, Trump trails barely sentient Joe Biden by 146,123 votes in Michigan’s unofficial results, with 98 percent of the votes counted. However, in northern Antrim County thousands of votes have been counted in error for Biden as well as Democrat Sen. Gary Peters, rather than John James, the Republican candidate.

Michigan GOP Chairwoman Laura Cox said at a Friday press conference that “in Antrim County, ballots were counted for Democrats that were meant for Republicans, causing a 6,000 vote swing against our candidates. The county clerk came forward and said, ‘tabulating software glitched and caused a miscalculation of the votes.'”

Cox explained that “since then, we have now discovered that 47 counties used this same software in the same capacity,” or over half of Michigan’s 83 counties. She urged those counties to “closely examine their results for similar discrepancies.” 

The Detroit Free Press reported that Antrim County uses Dominion Voting Systems equipment. Results are stored on computer cards at precincts, where Republican observers are forbidden to observe, then uploaded to another computer by Democratic county election officials.

Well, that's no big deal, right?

Antrim County Clerk Sheryl Guy, a Republican, told the Free Press that it’s unclear if human error or a glitch caused the error, which was discovered because a Democratic wins were incongruous with the county’s conservative leanings. A manual review confirmed the error or tampering, as it were.

University of Michigan computer science professor J. Alex Halderman, a voting machine expert and former juke box repairman, told the Free Press that “it’s plausibly human error, but if a simple screw-up could cause these problems, that sounds like a technical design flaw.”

“It’s natural to wonder whether similar problems could have occurred in other jurisdictions that use the same machine. Fortunately, even if the county hadn’t noticed, this would have been caught and corrected during Michigan’s normal canvassing procedures, when they compare the results to the paper tapes from the machines,” he claimed.

A Michigan judge on Thursday tossed out a lawsuit from the Trump campaign to stop the counting of ballots in the state, ruling that the vote count had already ended in Biden’s favor. 

Trump won Michigan by just 10,704 votes in 2016 against the execrable Hillary Clinton, and Biden boasted of his apparently wider lead in Wednesday remarks, when the state’s race was still tighter.

“In Michigan, we lead by over 35,000 votes, and it is growing, a sub, a sub, a substanbilly bigger margin that George, um, President Trump won Michigan in 2016,” Biden mush mouthed in earnest.

Trump’s path to a second term appeared bleak Friday, with unofficial vote counts in Arizona, Georgia, Nevada and Pennsylvania tilting toward a confused Biden. If those results hold, Biden will become the first president-elect who does not know where he's at, who is able to distinguish his wife from his sister, and who was called a racist by his VP running mate.

In any case, he has an entire nation rooting for him--China.


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Conservatives erupt after DNC attacks top White House Official with vulgarity in personal attack

The official Democratic National Committee X account decided Wednesday afternoon that the best way to win back the normies was to channel t...