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But what if he is determined to be the winner? Will the Biden campaign need to be escorted away from trying to enter the White House?
And what if Biden does win the election and suddenly dies mysteriously--will they investigate whether it was Kamala Harris that poisoned him? Well, the Trump team is vowing to investigate Harris should Biden mysteriously die for unknown reasons.
Anonymous sources believe that the odds are excellent that Harris will make her move on Biden, and I don't mean the same kind of move she made on Willie Brown, the former Mayor of San Francisco to whom Harris gave her body in order to advance her political career. And while my anonymous sources will remain unnamed [because that's what anonymous sources do], they assure Brain Flushings that the one thing Biden should immediately do, even before curing the world of COVID-19 and the miraculous vaccine he invented just days after the election, is to hire a food taster and maybe keep an epipen handy.
Biden said that if Trump and Melania refuse to leave the White House, he is personally going to take him out behind the White House gym and beat the hell out of him. This is not the first time Biden has physically threatened the President of the United States, but if history is any indication as to the veracity of the threat, Trump has nothing to worry about. Actually, even if the threat came to fruition, Trump would have nothing to worry about--he would easily beat the crap out of Biden and do a number on his dentures.
Biden often goes to the vacuous braggadocio as his default position when strong arguments escape his deteriorating mind. If it isn't a fistfight, it's a pushup contest. The only pushup contest Biden might win has more to do with bras than exercise.
C'mon, man, gimme a break. You know you want to follow Brain Flushings--it's free and worth every penny. And remember, every time you click on an ad, an angel gets its wings and a liberal sheds a tear. C'mon.
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