The Knee Jerk Kaepernick gets Nike job

Knee jerk Colin Kaepernick has finally landed a job that he may be more qualified at than throwing a football--he has become the face for Nike's new poster and their Just Do It campaign.

The former subpar quarterback for the 49ers is now on a black and white poster sporting his blank expression with the words: "Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything."

No, Kaepernick is not advocating for anyone to become a suicide bomber, he's simply using his face to help Nike sell shoes and other junk after becoming famous by kneeling during the playing of the national anthem in protest of a fake cause, a spate of national police brutality.

Nike is counting on the left to buy their stuff as a way of protesting President Trump, because after all, this is what it's really all about. They also know that minorities, particularly black folks, tend to spend more of their income on sports items than white people.

Meanwhile, Nike makes it's money from the labor of children in Vietnam working for below minimum wage is sweatshops with the doors locks and bathroom breaks scheduled sparsely while Kaepernick, a useless, out of work and quite crappy quarterback, is raking in millions for his mug on the ad.

All for the fact that he protested a fake cause that he is verbally incapable of defending in any kind of intelligent or meaningful way because the facts about police shootings regarding minorities do not support Kaepernick's claims.

It's all about the money in spite of the company's baloney about how great this garbage NFL player was.

"We believe Colin is one of the most inspirational athletes of this generation, who has leveraged the power of sport to help move the world forward," Nike executive Gino Fisanotti told the leftist political network known as ESPN.

Most Americans believe the taking a knee controversy is based on a lie and that standing for the national anthem should not involve politics. Unfortunately, President Trump got involved, which made the matter worse and more divisive, while the NFL failed immensely to take care of the situation when it first emerged.

Personally, I think Kaepernick should debate a conservative about the issue of police brutality. Someone like Ben Shapiro comes to mind.

In any case: #BoycottNike


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Haqqani network leader dead: Taliban

Always with the pen in his vest and food
in his beard

According to the Taliban, Jalaludin Haqqani, the founder of Afghan terrorist group the Haqqani network in Afghanistan and finder of something growing in his beard, is dead after a long illness similar to "The Willies."

Haqqani was once an ally of the U.S. but became affiliated with both the Taliban and Al Qaeda. It has been described as the top security threat in Afghanistan [pronounced 'Afghaaahneestaahn" by Christiane Amanpour].

Jalaludin Haqqani's network had been paralyzed for over ten years and was declared a terrorist organization [reluctantly] by the United States in 2012 by the Obama administration. Haqqani himself had not surfaced for several years and in 2015 reports of his death were exaggerated.

But the Taliban [you should hear how Amanpour pronounces this one] confirmed his death and asks that in lieu of flowers people should go out and kill an infidel.

Zabihullah Mujahed, a spokesman for the Taliban told the Associated Press via telephone Tuesday that Haqqani died on Monday inside Afghanistan and called him a religious scholar and exemplary warrior.

And if you don't think that Islam calls on believers to go out and kill non- believers, you don't know jack, and you don't know Islam.


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Oldest British man to have the procedure discusses his voluntary genital mutilation

Four years ago, the oldest man in Britain had gone ahead and had his penis and testicles mutilated to accommodate the delusion that he's a woman, in spite of his X chromosome and his ability to produce sperm cells.

Fortunately for him, and to his surprise, the National Health Service [aka taxpayers] footed the bill for the mutilation--he is currently 85 years quite old.

Changing his name from James Rose to Ruth Rose, his doctor had finally told him he would be considered for the genital procedure which would mentally confirm his delusion. The "good news" elicited a throaty giggle from the dude.

British newspaper The Sun, interviewed him and he spoke of his joy over his mental illness and the surgery he was not required to pay for out of pocket or skirt.

Rose defended the £4,000 cost for the penile mutilation to make it resemble a labia. His defense was that he volunteered for charities that support the elderly and he sat on an NHS advisory board. In his mind, that should qualify him for taxpayer funded a genital "cut and tuck.""

He told the BBC, "It is only in the past 15 years that this has become acceptable. Before that people thought it was just for freaks."

He's wrong.

In reality, intelligent people did not think genital mutilation was for freaks, but for the mentally ill. Fifteen years ago people who wanted their genitals mutilated to accommodate their delusions were diagnosed with gender identity disorder. But that changed due to pressure placed on the National Institute of Mental Health by the LBGTQ etc., community.

Ruth had been living as a transvestite several years prior to his surgery. He had been an ex-Royal Air Force navigator, mechanical engineer and financial consultant. You would think with his last position he would have the knowledge to have saved up for his own surgical procedure, but perhaps he wasn't very good at it.

The guy was married but didn't tell his wife that he dressed like a woman, In 1973 she found pictures of him dressed that way and they divorced in 2003.

He waited until his retirement to come out as a transvestite but he said he wanted to be female at age nine. Sadly, once he was born male, that was "all she wrote."

[Pardon the pun.]


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Tiger Woods is taking a knee

Golf legend Tiger Woods is getting into the act and taking a knee at tournaments as a protest against police who shoot armed blacks before they get shot themselves.

"I felt I needed to get involved," Woods said. "There are kids out there in Chicago getting shot by cops who refuse to allow them to shoot first and verify the guns they are aiming at them are genuine firearms. It also helps me personally to feel like a disenfranchised black man, especially after my Democratic friends called me out for not attacking President Trump."

When asked if he's been getting negative feedback from his fans he said, "Sure, but they'll get over it. Besides, they don't sign my paycheck."

There's a rumor that Woods is planning to put feelers out for the 2020 presidential race.


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Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard marches with Israeli flag on soles of boots but Israel gets back

Somewhere in the s***hole of Iran -- Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps officer [the "s" is silent, Mr. Obama] was marching through the streets doing a Rockette-style high-kick to show off his new Payless boots with the image of an Israeli flag on the soles.

It's no secret the entire Iranian government is built upon Islamic hatred of Jews and the destruction of Israel and all its people. It's a Koranic imperative and proves that Islam is by no means at all a religion of peace, as they pretend.

It's all about Jihad--like when Muhammed had anywhere from 600 to 900 captured Jews of the Quraysh tribe beheaded.

Of course, if you talk about what's in the Koran or quote it verbatim, you're labeled "Islamophobic."

But take heart--Israel responded to Iran's call for the destruction of the Jewish State by issuing Iranian flag toilet paper.


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Trump lends Air Force Two to McCain family to bring Body to D.C.

Photo: Daily Wire

Did MSNBC or CNN mention that President Trump lended Air Force Two to the McCain family to bring the late Senator John McCain's (R-AZ)  to Washington, D.C.? If they did, please comment below and enlighten me.

In spite of the fact that President Trump was verbally attacked over the course of McCain's five-day funeral and remembrance ceremonies, he still did the family a classy solid.

McCain's remains were flown to Washington, D.C. on the Trump-approved aircraft. "The late Arizona senator's casket was loaded onto one of the jets known as Air Force 2--which is often designated for the VP or First Lady's travel," TMZ reported.

Photo: Arizona Central

The senator's family was also flown on that plane out of Phoenix Thursday afternoon after McCain lay in state in the Arizona capitol building.

Obviously, Trump didn't have to do this and it was one of his softer, kindlier moments he has displayed to his detractors.

Of course, CNN and MSNBC apparently "went dark" on this instance but Arizona Central reported it: 

"The 89th Airlift Wing, based out of Joint Base Andrews in Maryland, is responsible for the aircraft as well as Air Force One. McCain's body will be flown to the base, according to a representative of the aircraft wing."

Although Trump "manned up" with his offer, tearful Meghan McCain, the senator's daughter, used her eulogy she delivered for her father to rip into the president.

"We gather here to mourn the passing of American greatness--the real thing, not cheap rhetoric from men who will never come near the sacrifice he gave so willingly, nor the opportunistic appropriation of those who lived lives of comfort and privilege while he suffered and served," she said, obviously referencing Trump, and the fact that he got a military deferment that kept him out of the Vietnam War.


With tears in her eyes, her voice rose in anger as she said, "The America of John McCain has no need to be made great again because America was always great."

Photo: Arizona Central

The audience applauded loudly.

So even when Trump does a good thing he's attacked. What ever happened to Kumbaya?


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Billboard taken down from NJ town calling POTUS an 'idiot'

Union Township, NJ -- An anti-Trump billboard calling President Trump "Our leader, the idiot," was removed from a New Jersey town on Friday. Perhaps they realized that calling our president an idiot implies that almost half the country that voted for him are also idiots.

A spokeslady for Union Township told New Jersey 12 that the sign was taken down by the company that owns the area, perhaps because due to Trump's economic policies, they're finally kicking a profit.

The billboard was posted about a week ago.

Neil Harrison, [who has a history of trying to pick up women by saying he is related to one of the Beatles], is a New York activist-anus, and paid about a thousand dollars to get the billboard up to protest the president.

New Jersey 12 noted on its Facebook page that they received a load of negative comments angry over the billboard, and many voiced their desire for OutFront Media, the company that owns the billboard, to take it down.

A spokesfemale for the city, Natalie Pineiro, told New Jersey 12 that the township had no authority over the billboard because it was privately owned, and added that the city received an overwhelmingly negative response from residents about it.

In other words, some people actually respect the office of the president.


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Aretha's funeral became a leftist event with a tastelessly short dress

Detroit -- A day meant for mourning for America's Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, became a classless bashing of President Trump. Some of those who tongue-lashed him have questionable histories themselves.

The service was held in Detroit [aka 'Motown'] for Ms. Franklin who died of pancreatic cancer August 16th; she was 76. Rather than using the sad occasion to show respect for her, several of the virtueless used it as an opportunity to virtue-signal.

Perhaps the most blatant virtue-signaler is the fake Rev. Al Sharpton[gue].

In a previous attack, the race-baiting Sharpton misspelled the word respect and used the faux pas to attack President Trump in that low-class way he has. [I mean no disrespict].

"You know, the other Sunday on my show, I misspelled 'Respect,' and a lot of y'all corrected me," the racist pig said. "Now, I want y'all to help me correct President Trump to teach him what it means.

"And I say that because when word went out that Ms. Franklin passed, Trump said, 'She used to work for me."

With hatred in his heart, the racist continued, pretending to speak from authority. "No, she used to perform for you. She worked for us. Aretha never took orders from nobody but God."

If you know anything at all about Sharpton [I have trouble calling him 'Rev.'] you know how ironic Sharpton's virtue-signaling is. If you don't know anything about Sharpton, Google his name and the following: Tawana Brawley, Crown Heights riots, tax evasion and

The tastelessly short dress worn byAriana Grande
as seen by Bill Clinton

Then there is the pretentiously verbose Michael Eric Dyson [who, like the Dyson vacuum cleaner, sucks].

Dyson had this to say about our president at the funeral of Aretha Franklin: "You lugubrious leech, you dopey doppelgänger of deceit and deviance, you lethal liar, you dimwitted dictator, you foolish fascist. She ain't work for you."

Dyson was referring to the comment Trump made about Ms. Franklin at a recent Cabinet meeting when he recalled the singer's performances at a Trump casino in New Jersey after it first opened.

In the video below in which Dyson debates Jordan Peterson on the race issue, watch how rude and sophomoric he comes off, grunting and acting like a jerk as he goes up against Peterson, a man with a superior intellect to his.

Dyson's the jerk in the spectacles who, like Al Sharpton and his buddy, Louis Farrakhan, see everything in terms of skin color. Of course, in Farrakhan's case, he, like Sharpton, also hate Jews as well as white folks. By the way, Farrakhan was also at the funeral and people just adored him.

Next comes the Rev. [?] Jesse Jackson, a Democrat who ran for president in 1984 [nearly turning Orwell's book of the same title into a non-fiction work] and again in 1988. In his eulogy to Franklin, he veered off to the left and said, "Aretha was on the battleground for 60 years. We have long lines to celebrate death, and short lines for voting. Something is missing. If you leave here today and don't register to vote [Democratic, he meant], you're dishonoring Aretha."

Thankfully, none of the politicians turned the event into a partisan cluster-muck. Former President Bill Clinton was too busy checking out Ariana Grande's caboose and wheels, and former Attorney General Eric "Obama's Wingman" Holder was too busy thinking about running in 2020.

Rep. Brenda Lawrence (D-Mich.) had the grace to recognize Senator John McCain, whose funeral is Saturday.

President Trump did not attend Ms. Franklin's funeral but you know he tweeted about her passing: "The Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, is dead. She was a great woman, with a wonder gift from God, her voice. [Good thing he made that clear so that people living under rocks will understand.] She will be missed."

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