Showing posts with label Tiger Woods. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tiger Woods. Show all posts

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Tiger Woods arrested for DUI, released from jail, looks like 20 miles of bad road

Tiger Woods with bloodshot eyes

Tiger Woods was arrested on Friday for allegedly driving under the influence after a car crash that left his vehicle rolled over on the driver's side. [The term 'allegedly' is used here to avoid legal ramifications.] As luck would have it, he didn't kill anyone in this, his third accident.

The golfer was released from jail Friday night.

In a mugshot released hours after his arrest, Woods' eyes appeared bloodshot, as he donned a fashionable blue polo inside the Martin County Jail in Florida.

Woods was seen leaving the jail in the passenger seat of a black SUV after his release on bail late Friday, according to The Associated Press.

Martin County Sheriff John Budensiek confirmed in a news conference that Woods was traveling at "a high rate of speed" when his vehicle collided with another car, resulting in his vehicle rolling over onto the driver's side.


Authorities said Woods "exemplified signs of impairment." He blew "triple-zeroes" for alcohol but refused a urine test, which possibly [aka likely] indicates he was drug-impaired.

"DUI investigators came to the scene here, and Mr. Woods did exemplify signs of impairment. They did several tests on him. Of course, he did explain the injuries and the surgeries that he had. We did take that into account, but they did do some in-depth roadside tests," Budensiek added. 

But no warrant for a blood draw was requested, as is often the case with less famous people and Woods was off the hook, at least in part.

"We really weren't suspicious of alcohol being involved in this case, and that proved to be true at the jail. … But when it came time for us to ask for a urinalysis test, he refused. And, so, he's been charged with DUI, with property damage and refusal to submit to a lawful test."

Woods was spotted on the phone after the crash, wearing fashionable navy blue shorts.

The golfer was charged with DUI, property damage and refusal to submit to a test, all misdemeanor charges. No one was injured, authorities said. Woods was alone in the car and crawled out of the passenger door after the crash.

The man who hits little white balls into little holes was driven from the Martin County Jail after being arrested for driving under the influence following a car crash on March 27, 2026, in Stuart, Florida. "This could've been a lot worse," Budensiek noted.

Yes, he could have killed someone and/or himself, but he was lucky once again.


President Donald Trump commented on the arrest of his "very close friend."

"I feel so badly. He's got some difficulty," Trump said. "There was an accident, and that's all I know. Very close friend of mine. He's an amazing person, an amazing man, but some difficulty." Woods has not commented on the arrest.

Woods currently is dating Trump's ex-daughter-in-law, Vanessa, whose daughter, Kai, is set to play college golf in Miami next week.

This is Woods' second DUI arrest within the last decade. In 2017, he was taken into custody, also in Jupiter Island, after taking prescription drugs and being asleep behind the wheel of a running car at 3 a.m.

In 2021, he got into a wreck that resulted in serious leg injuries that kept him off the golf course for the entire year.

Woods made his return to competitive golf earlier this week in the TGL championship after rupturing his Achilles just before last year's Masters (this year's tournament is in less than two weeks). Woods has not appeared on the links since the 2024 PGA Championship, in which he missed the cut.


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Sunday, September 2, 2018

Tiger Woods is taking a knee

Golf legend Tiger Woods is getting into the act and taking a knee at tournaments as a protest against police who shoot armed blacks before they get shot themselves.

"I felt I needed to get involved," Woods said. "There are kids out there in Chicago getting shot by cops who refuse to allow them to shoot first and verify the guns they are aiming at them are genuine firearms. It also helps me personally to feel like a disenfranchised black man, especially after my Democratic friends called me out for not attacking President Trump."

When asked if he's been getting negative feedback from his fans he said, "Sure, but they'll get over it. Besides, they don't sign my paycheck."

There's a rumor that Woods is planning to put feelers out for the 2020 presidential race.


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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

MSM and Kitty Chow

Two One Percenters on Vaca
The press are sissies. They should be eating Purina Pussy Chow and lapping milk out of a bowl. Obama goes on a 3 day golf tour with the One Percenter, Tiger-I-Screw-Around-With-Pornstars-Woods, refuses to allow the White House press to cover his time with the slutster, and on the trip home in Air Force One, only allows the press to talk with him "off the record." That is absolutely disgusting.

And here we have the press writing reams on Marco Rubio and his water bottle incident. Wolf-I-Cannot-Finish-a-Sentence-Without-a-Pause-Blitzer wonders if the water incident will "ruin" his career. Holy crap! What garbage. The leftstream media has failed to cover Benghazi, failed to cover Fast and Furious to any serious extent, and went batcrap crazy with Rubio. Why? Because they're Obama lapdogs.

I don't usually rant, but this time I'll make  an exception.

We are living in a time where the country is divided--Obama has succeeded in cleaving us down the middle. Not by the have's and have nots, but by the supporters and non-supporters of his administration. I cite Facebook as an example--they are being given tax breaks they don't deserve and I think this is unconscionable. 

But somehow liberals will find a way to argue against logic and come up with a reason that has something to do with George Bush or some Republican who doesn't represent real conservative values. They think if a Republican screws up, it gives them license to also screw up.

Finally, I worry that Homeland Insecurity has purchased millions of rounds of ammunition "for training purposes." Somehow I suspect Chris Matthews isn't going to bring this to the table--he's too busy dealing with his tingles. 

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