Kathy Griffin pulls a "Hillary"

It's all the fault of "white guys" and Trump's family, according to a tearful, snot-dripping Kathy Griffin. The so-called comedian, who stoically held a replica of President Trump's severed, bloody head, spoke at a news conference with her lawyers about how she's the victim in all this.

Telling reporters that her "career" is over she does a "Hillary" and blames the Trump family for systematically "mobilizing their armies" against her.

From where does she get that information?

When she refers to "armies," perhaps she means Trump supporters. People who either want Trump to be their president, or those who respect the office of president and were outraged at Griffin's ISIS-like graphic, certain to disturb the Trump family, especially Barron, and those of us who find the likeness of a severed head of our president repugnant.

"I'm going to be honest," she cried through anticipated tears. "He broke me, he broke me, he broke me."

No, Griffin. All Trump did was tweet his outrage. You broke you and there is nobody else to blame. What are you doing, taking Hillary Clinton classes?

Like a child who breaks a window and blames it on "the other kid," Griffin shows no ability for introspection.

Sure, she has every right to do what she did and say what she will--but even freedom of speech has consequences, just not legal consequences.

She was fired from CNN because the network didn't want to suffer from her behavior and has the right to terminate her employment. When she was asked if she'd heard from Anderson Cooper, her New Year's Eve co-host for the past ten years, she shook her head 'no,' fighting back tears.

But instead of realizing her role in the outcome of the situation, she said, "It's hurtful to me. There's a bunch of old white guys trying to silence me and I'm just here to say that it's wrong."

No, those old white guys don't give a crap if she's silenced--they just don't want her working for them, especially now that she's taken a racist stance.

I'm sick of white people attacking "old white men" because of their own identity-guilt problem. There is nothing wrong with being an old white guy, or white anyone. Just as there's nothing wrong with being non-white, young or old, man or woman.

And speaking about giving a crap,  the Squatty Potty Company dumped Griffin, no pun intended. I wasn't aware she was involved with them, but it's run by an old white guy, I understand.

Griffin, 56, says she "feel[s] horrible" that some people took the photo as a real threat of violence. She assures her fan that she plans to continue making fun of the president as is her First Amendment right to do, which nobody disagrees. 

"I made a horrible, horrible call," she said. "Trust me, if I could redo the whole thing I'd have a blow up doll and no ketchup."

Freaking hilarious, Kathy!

She confirmed that she has been contacted by the Secret Service, an agency whose mission is to protect the president at all costs. They are merely following up on a possible threat from the idiot, to ensure that no physical harm was intended, as is their job. Griffin worries she might be arrested, but that's just her idiotic thinking kicking in again.

The outcry against her grows and at least four venues announced that they have canceled her performances. The Community Arts Theater in Williamsport, PA, posted on its website the show has been dropped "due to the recent controversy surrounding Kathy Griffin and the concern for the safety and security of our patrons and staff."

Sounds as if they were planning to run a Mohammed Cartoon Festival as an opener for her, because nobody cares enough about Griffin to create a riot.




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Trump delays relocation of US embassy to Jerusalem

(Photo: The Tower Magazine)

President Trump said the United States was going to relocate the embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem but he apparently isn't rushing off to do that so soon. On Thursday he signed a waiver postponing the move for at least six months, a move mandated by law.

"While President Donald J. Trump signed the waiver under the Jerusalem Embassy Act and delayed moving the U.S. Embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, no one should consider this step to be in any way a retreat from the President's strong support for Israel and for the United States-Israel alliance," the White House said in a statement designed to pacify the American public.

"President Trump made this decision to maximize the chances of successfully negotiating a deal between Israel and the Palestinians, fulfilling his solemn obligation to defend America's national security interests. But, as he has repeatedly stated his intention to move the embassy, the question is not if that move happens, but only when."

It is anticipated the move will take place before hell freezes over.

U.S. law has required the relocation of the embassy to Jerusalem since the Clinton error. In 1995, Congress passed legislation, with strong bipartisan majorities in both houses which requires the American embassy be moved to Jerusalem by May 31, 1999. The president is authorized to waive the order for six month periods and, as you can see, there have been a boat load of delays since the Clinton error. [No, not era.]

Both Bill "The Cigar" Clinton and George W. Bush promised to relocate the embassy while in office and both signed waivers cowardly delaying the move after their election.

Barack Hussein Obama also signed a waiver which expired yesterday.

Israel declared Jerusalem its capital in 1949, shortly after its independence. Its main government offices are there including the executive government offices.

After Trump signed the waiver, in spite of his vow to move the embassy to Jerusalem, the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu said in a statement: "Israel's consistent position is that the American embassy, like the embassies of all countries with whom we have diplomatic relations, should be in Jerusalem, our eternal capital."

He went on: "Though Israel is disappointed that the embassy will not move at this time, we appreciate today's expression of President Trump's friendship to Israel and his commitment to moving the embassy in the future."

Aaron Menenberg wrote in The Tower Magazine (Feb. 2017) that by "using the Jerusalem Embassy Act to move the American embassy to Jerusalem and recognize Israeli sovereignty over the city, America would be making a profound statement that it recognizes the Jewish connection to Jerusalem and believes, based on all the evidence of history, that the world is a better place when the liberal values embraced by Israel govern the city. Such a move would restore America's credibility as a moral leader and signal that it is not interested in cowing to illiberal falsehoods. Put another way, the decision to move America's embassy to Jerusalem and recognize Israeli sovereignty would be the decision of a great and reasonable country seeking a better world for all."

If President Trump is going to be a truly great president, he needs to stop following in the footsteps of his predecessors and forget about future waivers. All talk and inaction don't make for anything more than a politician's lies.

And to really believe that the Palestinians want peace with Israel is simply proof of ignorance regarding Islamic history and scripture.

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Fragile LSU flake muffins protest "Violent" Tiger Mascot

Oppressive 'white' tiger

White oppression--it's everywhere--from your toothpaste to your snowmen, white people, or 'the man' as we used to be called because many of us had jobs, have finally become the victim of the 'make believe oppressed.'

Fragile flake muffins at Louisiana State University's School of Victimhood and Whining have started an online petition urging the school's management to change its "Tigers" mascot, claiming it's the symbol of "white oppression."

The petition has thus far attracted 450 low-functioning victims. They say the mascot was chosen by "powerful white males" with big bulging muscles coming from their arms, just above their elbows, and it's in tribute to "a Confederate regiment called Louisiana Tigers" who were "known for their propensity for violence on and off the battlefield."

And violence has no place in war, they claimed.

As a way to continue finishing the job that former President Obama began of dividing the country by color, sexual orientation and religion, the petition reads: "Louisiana State University named their mascot the Tigers, and they named it during the height of Jim Crow South. This was a time when black men feared for their lives, and were treated as sub human. This symbol is the most prevalent confederate symbol in the United States."

The petition's author claims the mascot is "incredibly insulting" for African Americans because they have to "attend a school that honors Confederate militantism [which is not a real word]."

I agree that the Democrats' Jim Crow Laws sucked, much like students who refuse to allow conservatives, (as opposed to confederates) speak on campus without shouting them down or creating a violent, destructive atmosphere. 

But this is just an example of the "Offense Nazis" looking for something to be offended over. 

"It is already hard enough to be black at LSU, and these symbols must be changed." [Because taking down the traditional school mascot will make it easier to be black on campus?]  

The mentally challenged student gave another reason the tiger mascot ought to be changed: "It's also cruel to cage a wild animal for the amusement of privileged white people. They've never been in a cage!" [Ending the sentence with a Donald Trump exclamation point is brilliant!]

How does the author know so much about white people? He or she or whatever gender it goes by, is not white. If it is white, then how does it know how hard it is to be black at LSU. However, I will henceforth refer to the author as 'it.'

You can't have it both ways, it.

The anger it seems to have toward white people is as racist as it claims white people have for it. 

According to it's petition, the history of the mascot shows that it's racist towards black people and is, in fact, a "symbol of white oppression" that should be "torn down [in abject rage]."

Now comes the bullpucks: "We must speak truth to power, and continue to march toward justice. That day is coming, the day when every symbol of white oppression is torn down," it wrote.

Many people weren't fooled and saw the petition as the toilet paper it represented.

"This is getting f***ing ridiculous! The past Is the past. LSU has been the tigers since its inception," wrote Charlotte Read. 

"This is the most f**king ignorant thing I have ever heard of! You people are never happy!" said another post.

So it responded to criticism with this short, semi- illiterate reply:
"People are posting this in defiance, and posting many things which shows there [sic] racism. It's these actions that let me know I'm doing the right thing. Thank you for your support," it wrote.

This is an example of how our educational institutions have gone the way of the commode. Where everything offends those who are seeking to be offended in order to feel self-important.

Yes, we are marching to that sunset where every man, woman, lesbian, gay, transgender, queer, confused, and gender neutral person can walk arm-in- arm and perhaps other body parts touching, walking in glory and love.

Hal, Lee, Lou, yeah!

Sad!



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Trump: "The deal's off Paris-I work for Pittsburgh"

President Trump said he would be making an announcement about his decision regarding the Paris climate agreement at 3:00 p.m. ET today and, true to his fans, he did. The drama is over--Mr. Trump abided by his campaign promise and said emphatically that we're going to exit the deal.

The Paris climate change agreement is a pact between almost 200 nations with the aim of reducing greenhouse gas emissions as a way to fight climate change. The U.S. is the planet's second largest carbon emitter, only exceeded by China. India is also high on the list.

The agreement requires the U.S. to reduce fossil fuel emissions by nearly 30 percent by 2025.

"So we're getting out," Mr. Trump said. "The Paris accord is very unfair at the highest level to the United States." (Translation: "The Accord de Paris is very, very unfair.")

Although Trump's decision pleases the base and many Republicans opposed to the global climate deal, it isolates us and the world leaders involved with the agreement, and some climate scientists will likely condemn us for dropping out. 

And leaving the deal aligns us with Nicaragua and Syria.

Some say it will hurt the economy but Trump and his supporters of the deal say it is going to create jobs in the future. But while the deal was pushed through by Obama via executive order (because that would've been the only way to get it through Capitol Hill), it will alienate our country and diminish our standing as a global leader, say some.

So with Obama pushing the deal through without a vote in the legislature, President Trump can cancel it without a vote in the legislature as well . . . kind of like what Harry Reid did with the nuclear option--they screwed the pooch.

It would have been better if Obama had tried to get it approved lawfully--that is, with Congressional approval. But he had his pen and he had his phone and he had little else to brag about.

President Trump made his announcement from the White House Rose Garden.

Candidate Trump promised to "cancel" the Paris climate deal during his first major policy speech on energy in March 2016. He attacked "draconian climate rules" and vowed to cut any funding for UN programs related to combatting any climate change programs. He even refused to acknowledge the human contribution to climate change and called it a "hoax." But when pressed on that comment he later said that he was "kidding."

Don't you just love a POTUS who's a kidder?

According to Politico, Steve Bannon, Trump's chief strategist, and EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt, have pushed for an exit of the deal while Trump's daughter Ivanka and business leaders along with other allies, have pushed a pro-Paris agenda.

Apple's Tim Cook and Tesla's Elon Musk have tried to convince Trump to stay in the agreement. 

Tom Steyer, a Democratic mega-donor, tweeted: "Generations of Americans will suffer the destructive effects of Trump's greedy, selfish, and immoral decision."

Except that it wasn't. The decision was based on a campaign promise to his base that he would undo a lot of what Obama did without legislative approval. Not everything Trump has done this early in his time in office has fulfilled campaign promises, but this one has and it isn't immoral.

It's immoral to say that it's immoral.

Everyone on the left blames Trump for anything they can that negatively impacts on his presidency. Nancy Pelosi even commented that he should have gone in alphabetical order to countries on his first trip abroad as president. 

You cannot make this insanity up!

Insofar as the Paris climate agreement goes, I'm not certain what we should do as a nation. But a campaign promise kept cannot be immoral.




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The secret reasons Hillary lost to Trump

In a wonderful article by Fox News the Fox research team looked back at all the excuses Hillary Clinton gave the public for her miserable loss to Donald Trump in the 2016 election. 

The team came up with 24 items.

Everything from James Comey, to both political parties, to The New York Times, to low information voters, to anti-American forces, were some of the excuses she used and in none of the excuses did she  once blame herself. 

But alas, she forgot about the incident in her spinning class. 

Her stationary bike was given the privileged spot in the front row, right in front of the huge fan where she received the strongest blast in the class of cooling air in the hot summer Chappaqua heat. 

She'd been working off the previous night's  meal of all veggies consisting of stir fried green peppers with asparagus, green peas, red cabbage and cauliflower.  The fan was on super-high and Hillary was reaching her personal "exercise high," a pretentious smile upon her face.

Until she cut one. The sound alone was incredibly embarrassing, but the odor can only be described as something that an ordinary human being could not produce.

She lost almost 100 votes for that incident and the reverence she once enjoyed in the little New York town.

Then there was the time she defended her former President husband by attacking the women he either adulterously seduced or abused. 

Women who are actual feminists, rather than the ones who call themselves feminists to disguise their misandry, saw the hypocrisy in a woman who pretends to represent womanhood and voted for Trump instead.

Then there was the issue of national security, her private and illegal email server for which she got a "Get out of Jail" card from Comey but later blamed him for her woes, and Benghazi, which turned off a lot of folks who saw this as examples of her incompetence and arrogance, causing her to lose more votes.

And of course, the fact that she didn't listen to her advisers about where to campaign didn't score her votes in places like Wisconsin.

But the good news is that there is a snowflake's chance in hell that she would run for president in 2020. 

Hey, maybe that's the bad news--I wish she would run in 2020--she's a loser and we need her to run.



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Bilderberg group secretly meets Thursday to control the world

Global power brokers, politicians, bankers, captains of industry, along with European royalty, will quietly meet for four days starting Thursday. They will discuss, behind closed doors, the merits and problems with Donald J. Trump's U.S. presidency.

The meeting is in Chantilly, Virginia where 131 elites, such as Henry Kissinger, civil rights activist Vernon Jordan and NATO secretary Jens Stoltenberg, will discuss transatlantic relations, a "progress report" on the Trump administration, and the future of the European Union.

If the Bilderberg group does not like what it sees, they will destroy the world. 

Or maybe not.

This year's meeting is a chance for Trump supporters like Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross, National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster and tech entrepreneur Peter Thiel to face his critics such as Eric Schmidt, the executive director of Google's parent company.

Schmidt, the man behind all the information Google has on all of us, and who knows where we are at every minute of the day and wants our photos and comments to store away for some future purpose, warned us in January that Trump's administration will do "evil things."

And Schmidt knows this because Google knows everything and would never use this information to do "evil things" or, at least nothing that they determine is evil.


Bilderberg Group has met annually since 1954 and its purpose (allegedly, if you're an Alex Jones fan, which I'm not) is to foster dialogue between Europoe and North America. Although this meeting will be a mere 30 miles from the White House, they will be totally out of the public eye.

And if you're an Alex Jones fan, you will find that fact very disturbing because you will know they are up to no good as they run the world without any resistance.

Only a few journalists will participate in the forum: London Evening Standard editor George Osborne and the Washington bureau chief for Turkey's Hurriyet newspaper. 

However, it is the tradition of Bilderberg to exclude news outlets from the event, which, if you're an Alex Jones fan, you would find that very, very suspicious and probably malevolent.

"There is no desired outcome, no minutes are taken and no report is written," the group states. "Furthermore, no resolutions are proposed, no votes are taken, and no policy statements are issued."

Alex Jones: "Very fishy, if you ask me."

The meeting is expected to address Russia, China, globalization, nuclear proliferation, and "the war on information."

"And world domination," Jones mutters.

Some guests invited include: Dutch King Willem-Alexander; David Rubenstein, co-founder of The Carlyle Group; and John Brennan, former CIA chief and "secret Muslim because he visited the Hajj, which only Muslims are allowed to visit," Jones might say.

Anti-globalization protesters, those people who still believe in sovereign nations, have descended on the location of the meeting while in-between jobs.


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Bizarre sex scandal or not?

In a possibly devastating report from an anonymous source, who only goes by the moniker 'Vinny,' Brain Flushings has learned that Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Susan Rice and Al Franken are part of a secret and bizarre sex scandal with deep roots in Russia.

Vinny said that all are persons of interest and are currently being investigated by a U.S. intelligence agency, but it is unclear as to which agency is involved.

"I figure none of these people are gonna admit it, but it doesn't look good for them," Vinny said. "From what I've heard, their crimes involve farm animals, ropes, chains and mayonnaise. That's all I got for you."

Let's hope the government is able to get to the bottom of this alleged wrongdoing and that justice is served--but not with mayonnaise.

Susan Rice denies any involvement in claims of any impropriety and alleges that she doesn't even know what this is supposed to be about. 

But Vinny claims Rice has no alibi and there may or may not be video to disprove her claim.

Sanders claims that this is a "non-schtory."

Clinton believes the Russians are behind this "fake news" story and that 

Al Franken says he stands behind Rice, Clinton and Griffin, "If you know what I mean."


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Hillary's blames everyone but herself for her loser status

Pointing a gnarly finger everywhere but at herself, Hillary Clinton blames Russia and Donald Trump for her second presidential election loss.

At the annual Code Conference in California on Wednesday, the 69-year-old said, "I take responsibility for every decision I made, but that's not why I lost," she lied. "Anti-American forces are going after our economy and they are going after our unity as a nation," she said, ending with the joke.

If anyone or any entity was going after our unity as a nation, it is clearly the left. But that's another story for another day.

Clinton accused the White House of colluding with Moscow in weaponizing technology to bring her campaign down. And she knows about technology--she keeps her server clean "with a cloth."

The former Worst Lady linked the campaign interference of last year's election to Trump and said she hopes investigators would be able to unmask a plot to interfere in the U.S. election. 

Somehow she believes that most Americans care why she lost yet again and she also sounds as if she's going to run again for the 2020 election. The Democratic Party is stupid, but not that stupid. Clinton is done; put her pitchfork in her.

She said a Russian-led misinformation campaign was launched against her and used Facebook and other social media networks that couldn't distinguish among the "fake news" being circulated on those sites.

"What we saw in this election particularly the first time we had the tech revolution really weaponized politically. It was aimed at me, but it's a much deeper, more persistent effort to literally turn the clock back on so much of what we have achieved as a country," she said, obviously misusing the word 'literally.'

When asked who she believed was responsible for involving the Russians, she sneered, "I'm leaning Trump."

She blames Trump, Russia and misogyny for her loss, but pretends to take responsibility for the stupid butthead decisions she made in her horrible campaign.

Clinton said she and her cronies often tried to bring up Russia's interest in the election but said her claims were ignored--possibly due to her "Reset Button" she gave to her Russian counterpart and Obama's open mic statement to the Russian president about how he would have more flexibility. In other words, it was obvious to authorities that if anyone had ties to Russia, and perhaps get them involved in the election, it was the Democratic Party.

"Putin wants to bring us down," Clinton said. "It's way beyond me . . . " she added, admitting how many things are way beyond her. "I believe that what was happening to me was unprecedented. Over the summer we went and told anyone we could find that the Russians were messing with the electin and we were basically shoo'd away . . . We couldn't get the press to cover it."

When the left can't get the press to cover something that helps the left, then you know it's balderdash. The press was in bed with the Clintons, but try not to get a mental picture lest you vomit on your computer and have to wipe it with a cloth.

Hillary also took issue with a 2010 Supreme Court decision that opened up campaign spending. She didn't want an even playing field to match the Clinton Foundation foreign and domestic donations.

"The first time you saw the tech revolution really weaponized politically . . . you had Citizen United come to its full fruition," she complained. "So unaccountable money flowing in against me, against other Democrats in a way we hadn't seen. You had effective suppression of votes."

Yes, she really said that. 

Does anyone recall the New Black Panthers suppressing the white voters of at least one Philadelphia polling place when Obama was running? 

Also, voter ID does not suppress votes--it legitimizes them. So Clinton is just being the lovable hypocrite she's always been.

Cryin' Hillary said she was treated unfairly for accepting millions of dollars in speaking fees from Wall Street firms during her primary race against the self-proclaimed "democratic socialist" Sen. Bernie Sanders (D-VT), followed by Trump.

Clinton tried to minimize her millions in speaking fees. "I have to say . . . I never thought someone would throw out my entire career because I made a couple of speeches. Men got paid for speeches they made . . . I got paid for the speeches I made."

Hillary is always trying to make it sound like the world is sexist because that's her only political position that resonates with her fellow misandrists.





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