Bizarre sex scandal or not?

In a possibly devastating report from an anonymous source, who only goes by the moniker 'Vinny,' Brain Flushings has learned that Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Susan Rice and Al Franken are part of a secret and bizarre sex scandal with deep roots in Russia.

Vinny said that all are persons of interest and are currently being investigated by a U.S. intelligence agency, but it is unclear as to which agency is involved.

"I figure none of these people are gonna admit it, but it doesn't look good for them," Vinny said. "From what I've heard, their crimes involve farm animals, ropes, chains and mayonnaise. That's all I got for you."

Let's hope the government is able to get to the bottom of this alleged wrongdoing and that justice is served--but not with mayonnaise.

Susan Rice denies any involvement in claims of any impropriety and alleges that she doesn't even know what this is supposed to be about. 

But Vinny claims Rice has no alibi and there may or may not be video to disprove her claim.

Sanders claims that this is a "non-schtory."

Clinton believes the Russians are behind this "fake news" story and that 

Al Franken says he stands behind Rice, Clinton and Griffin, "If you know what I mean."


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