Kamala Hahaharris begs for money to bail out her dismal campaign annihilation

"Can you help out? Your money will bail me out this time."

Instead of trying to raise money to bail out Minnesota Freedom Fund protesters who were jailed for protesting illegally after George Floyd's death, now Kamala Harris, the failed Democratic presidential candidate and currently MIA VP is trying to raise $20 million for the overspending she created in her campaign expenditures. It seems like $1,500,000,000 wasn't enough to blow in just 15 weeks.

Of that money wasted away, more than $654,000,000 was spent on ads from July 22 to Election Day, and there were high-profile events with paid celebrities on the eve of the election costing over $10,000,000. The incredibly Reverend Al "You're a Racist" Sharpton's organization got two payments of $250,000, Oprah's company, Harpo Productions, got about $2,500,000 to endorse the cackling loser, Megan Thee Stallion was allegedly paid $5,000,000 and she didn't even perform Wet A** Pu**y for the crowd. Then there was Eminem who allegedly received $1,800,000 and a woman named Beyoncé allegedly receiving $10,000,000. And finally, who can forget Lizzo who may have received $3,000,000, but there was no clear evidence to support that claim.

But with all that money in the Democrat's coffers, Kamala Harris ended up being $20,000,000 in debt. And that's because it was never her money to spend--it was her donors' and many of them are pissed.

Now the alleged Vice President is still trying to extort donors for money, weeks after her landslide loss, leaving supporters spent.

“With Trump nominating MAGA loyalists left and right, there is nothing more important than making sure we can fight back and hold him accountable,” read an email from Kamala HQ, the New York Post reported.  “That’s why we need you to step up today. Yes, today.”

“Our records show that you haven’t pitched in to support our Harris Fight Fund program yet,” the missive scolded. “We know the election didn’t turn out as we’d hoped, but we’re not backing down.” 

The nonstop squeegie panhandling was pure Harris as it alienated Democrats who donated and/or voted for her. She has absolutely no political instincts nor the common sense to use common sense.

“Getting fundraising requests after any candidate has lost, when they admit that they are still millions of dollars in debt, having blown through over a billion dollars … is especially galling,” Democratic strategist Jon Reinish told the newspaper.

“When I got yet another request form the Harris campaign for me to pony up. Quiet frankly I thought it was insulting,” Reinish added.

More than half a billion dollars went to just four well-connected Democratic media consulting shops, according to records and reports. 

Money well wasted.

None of Harris’ funding emails mention any of the spending or the campaign committee’s alleged financial woes.

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Kamala Harris hasn't held presser since becoming presumptive Dem nominee: "I also haven't been to the gym"

Twelve days since becoming the presumptive Democrat presidential nominee, Kamala Harris has not held a formal press conference and is obviously using alleged President Joseph Biden's strategy of not being available to say something stupid to the press. 

She was interviewed on "The View" and was asked about this by Caryn Elaine Johnson, whose stage name is Whoopi Goldberg.

"Your critics say that you've refused to hold a press conference and you're using Joe Biden's basement tactics to win the election against that devil, Trump. What do you say to them?" Goldberg asked.

"We've held a press conference. We've held a press conference," Harris replied.

"But you haven't held a press conference," Goldberg said.

"I also haven't been to the gym or held a baby seal."

"Leave her alone; she has enough on her plate running against a white supremacist," Joy Behar said.

The audience cheered wildly over this observation made by the braintrust of The View.

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Chuck Schumer secretly working for Trump?

Senate Majority Leader Charles "Nostrils" Schumer (D-NY) suggested that former President Donald J. Trump (R) should increase his chances of beating the Democratic opponent in the presidential race, Kamala Hahaharris, by getting rid of his "incredibly bad choice" as a running mate, Sen. JD. Vance (R-OH).

Schumer appeared on CBS's "Face the Nation" where he attempted to convince viewers and President Trump about Vance's poor electability on the GOP ticket.

In a feeble attempt to convince Trump that he wanted to help him, Schumer suggested he get rid of Vance, a man whose autobiography "Hillbilly Elegy," was made into a movie, and made JD famous.

"It’s an incredibly bad choice," Schumer whined. "I think Donald Trump, I know him, and he's probably sitting and watching the TV, and every day, Vance, it comes out Vance has done something more extreme, more weird, more erratic. Vance seems to be more erratic and more extreme than President Trump."

"And I'll bet President Trump is sitting there scratching his head and wondering, ‘Why did I pick this guy?’ The choice may be one of the best things he ever did for Democrats," Schumer honked, as his hands shook and his nostrils flailed. 

Schumer then added, "the president has about 10 days – 10 days before the Ohio ballot is locked in."

And gosh darn it, he just might destroy Kamala at the polls. It's so nice to hear how Schumer is trying to give good campaign advice to his best buddy, Donald.

"And he has a choice: does he keep Vance on the ticket?" Schumer said. "He already has a whole lot of baggage, he's probably going to be more baggage over the weeks because we'll hear more things about him, or does he pick someone new? What's his choice?"

If it isn't obvious to you that Schumer is running scared, you might be interested in buying this elixir I'm selling by the bottle.

The left has gone after Vance in recent days over a 2021 interview in which the Ohio senator appeared to disparage "childless cat ladies" in the Democratic Party. 

"We are effectively run in this country, via the Democrats, via our corporate oligarchs, by a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made, and so they wanna make the rest of the country miserable, too," Vance said in 2021, specifically calling out Harris and Rep. Alexandria Obviously-Commie, (Socialist-NY) as being part of that group.

She really said that

Trump 2024 senior campaign adviser Chris LaCivita appeared on Fox News' "The Brian Kilmeade Show" where he said that Vance's words is being "blatantly taken out of context." He added that the Trump-Vance campaign is not against "childless women" as the liberal media is saying.

After all, if the Democrats were willing to say that Vance once had sexual relations with a sofa, you can imagine whatever else they're willing to accuse him of.

In a video shared weeks ago, Harris said through he three face holes that Vance would be "loyal only to Trump, not to our country" and a "rubber stamp for [Trump's] extreme agenda."

Really? 

Vance, a Marine Corps veteran who served in Iraq, fired back during a campaign rally with Trump in Minnesota Saturday.

"Now, I saw the other day Kamala Harris questioned my loyalty to this country. That's the word she used, loyalty. And it's an interesting word. Semper Fi, because there is no greater sign of disloyalty to this country than what Kamala Harris has done at our southern border," Vance said. "And I'd like to ask the vice president, what has she done to question my loyalty to this country?" [H/T Fox News.]

"I served in the United States Marine Corps. I went to Iraq for this country. I built a business for this country. And my running mate took a bullet for this country. So my question to Kamala Harris is, what the hell have you done to question our loyalty to the United States of America?" Vance added. "And the answer, my friends, is nothing."

Boom!

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Biden team will work to keep him from falling on his face, literally

President Biden’s 2024 campaign team is working feverishly to find ways to keep the 80-year-old houseplant from falling on his face. 

Their first idea was to tell the public that Joe is struggling with a diagnosis of “significant spinal arthritis.” This way when he falls, he has a medical excuse and it’s nothing for the public to worry about. 

The White House physician came up with the diagnosis earlier this year and the team hopes that it will work like a charm to assuage the fear that Biden has one foot on a banana peel and the other in the grave.

The anti-gravity team, as some call them, is making Biden wear fashionable tennis shoes and limit him from stair climbing and ambulating free-style. 

The so called president is also undergoing physical therapy with Drew Contreras, who also worked with President Obama and got Barack to the point where he could curl a 5 lb. weight without dropping it. In Joe’s case, the purpose of the therapy is to improve his chances of not falling when going from point A to point B.

Biden began wearing the tennis shoes after taking a bad fall at the Air Force Academy in June. And he also was directed by his handler[s] to board Air Force One using shorter stairs to prevent another embarrassing fall as we have all seen him take when he fell three times up the stairs before making the change.

The team doesn’t care that he falls in general, but with election season fast approaching, they want to avoid having to allow him to look his age and show his physical deterioration along with his obvious mental situation. Nobody is going to vote for a vegetable—wait—the left would if the vegetable was running against former President Trump. 

Remember how so many Democrats voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016 even after it was obvious she had physical issues?

And let’s face it, they keep re-electing Dianne Feinstein and John Fetterman. 

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BREAKING:Biden will launch 2024 re-election campaign--report

"Let me be clear, bazibatiman plamitom cosblat"

According to the NY Post, our so-called President Joe Biden, is probably going to announce the launch of his presidential re-election campaign next week, according to multiple reports. If true, Biden will be the oldest and most decrepit person to run for that office, and if he wins, would be the least competent to be in that position. But not to worry, he really isn't running the country anyway.

The 80-year-old geriatric and his team are finalizing plans to release a video announcement on April 25 — the four-year anniversary of the start of his successful 2020 campaign, the Washington Post reports. The GOP can hardly wait to see the number of edits the video will produce as it's obvious Biden can't string two sentences together without a gaffe.

Due to Biden's mental decline, the Post reported that those who know of his plans, the campaign kick-off could be delayed even further.

Do the math: as the oldest president in US history, if he actually gets re-elected, he would be 86 when he leaves, if he doesn't leave in a box first. But he has been saying many times that he intends to run for re-election, and his eminent wife, Doctor Jill Biden, said in February, that he aging husband would seek a second term [or face her wrath].

Doctor Jill Biden reportedly began preparations for Joe's run, with or without his knowledge, in September of last year, along with White House advisers Anita Dunn, Mike Donilon and Jen O’Malley Dillon. It apparently came as a pleasant surprise to Joe who flashed his signature smile and waved at people in the jasmine of his mind.

The timing of when to announce Biden’s 2024 run has reportedly been a source of debate among his inner circle of Chinese oligarchs. 

Others, including advisers and close allies told Axios earlier this month that they didn’t expect the president to formally announce his candidacy before this summer, with some members of his team reportedly pushing to hold off until sometime after the start of the third political fundraising quarter on July 1, which, coincidentally, is also Canada Day.

Late last year, it was suggested that Biden would and should announce soon after the start of 2023 so as to give the Democrats time to come up with another crisis that would force him to stay out of the public's scrutiny. Going to war with a weak country was a possible consideration.

The second political fundraising quarter ends June 30, giving Biden just over two months to reap post-announcement donations if his campaign launches next week. 

A re-election bid by Biden has the potential to set up a 2020 rematch with former President Donald Trump, who announced his third consecutive White House bid on Nov. 15 and has apparently been slowly moving over to the left. 

In an interview with Tucker Carlson of Fox News, Trump said, "[I] used to get along great with Gavin Newsom." 

Tucker was obviously surprised and asked, "Wait, you got along with Gavin Newsom?"

Trump: "He was always very nice to me. He said the greatest things."

Tucker: "About you?"

Trump: "About me." pic.twitter.com/qO6ebk307V
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) April 12, 2023

I know I might sound like a RINO but there's more about Trump that's disturbing. For example, he endorses Stacy Abrams over Brian Kemp:

"Of course, having her [Stacey Abrams] might be better than having your existing governor [Brian Kemp]."pic.twitter.com/XLSd9ogyM8

— Facts Nordau (@MaxNordau) April 12, 2023

Trump even took the Bud Light side because it went against Ron DeSantis, and the former president said that he is committed to "no federal role" on the abortion issue:

Donald Trump just committed to "no federal role" on the issue of abortion.

In other words, he's pro-choice now.https://t.co/ogefjF5hxK
— Jon Schweppe (@JonSchweppe) April 20, 2023

Now let me be very clear; if it came down to Trump and any Democrat, Trump gets my vote. But don't believe that he's a true conservative because facts matter. But pro-lifers have always supported Trump and are probably going to feel abandoned. While they will likely not vote for a Democrat, they are likely to be adamant about voting at all, which might mean that we will have another four years of a brain addled POTUS.

Whatever happens, things are going to get interesting over the next several months. We have Robert F. Kennedy Jr., an anti-vaxxer and Marianne Williamson, a flaky self-help guru running on the left, and Trump running against Nikki Haley and Vivek Ramaswami running on the right, with Ron DeSantis not yet declaring his candidacy. 

Buckle up.

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