Sunday News Flushings of the Week

I am having difficulty focusing today. Excuse any errors you might find in my blog.

The Obamacare deadline is tomorrow. At this time, 6 million people have signed up for coverage, 745 have paid for their coverage, and 5,999,255 have yet to pay. Of those who are not paid up for coverage, 5,678,666 people had first lost their coverage and needed to get covered with Obamacare. Of the 5,678,666 who lost their coverage, signed onto Obamacare, and now are being counted, 4 of them have paid in full, 5,787,543 are over the age of 40 and of those, over half have serious health issues. Thus, of all those who allegedly signed up and are considered a member of the "invincibles," there are 46 who meet the criteria. Therefore, Obamacare is a total success if you're a liberal. Finally, it is projected that there will be a surge of over 56 million people checking that little box to get a postponement for the immediate future.

MH 370 is still missing. The latest debris was not from the plane but is believed to be the debris from the Benghazi wreckage, which was discarded by Libyan litterbug Muslims. CNN's Anderson Cooper, plans to swim out to new debris found in the Indian Ocean, while Fox's Geraldo Rivera plans to do the same and has challenged Cooper to a race to the debris.

"A Muslim walks into a bar . . . "

Obama, in a hard-hitting interview with Chris Matthews of MSNBC, has called Pope Francis a "damn liar," in regard to the privat conversation they had. Obama claims that the holy Pontiff said that he's doing a "spot-on" job as president, while  the Pontiff claims that he said no such thing, but tried to discuss how Catholics are being forced to go against their religious beliefs by paying for birth control and abortion procedures. Matthews ended the interview by saying, "Thank you for bringing this evil pope's shameful lie to the light of day, Mr. President. I love you, man." 

In what can only be viewed as an hypocritical  historical move, Obama now wants his signature debacle to cover Cialis, Viagra, abortions and all birth control measures. So now men can have all the fun they want, and women don't have to be saddled with another little person in their life. Regarding abortion, Ronald Reagan observed that people who were in favor of it, have already been born.



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Barack Obama's Next Book

As every writer knows, it's easier to get sidetracked on the Internet than it is to write. For me, this is especially true for Twitter. If I find an Obama trend, or even a Hillary or Joe Biden trend, I'm busy trying to be clever. Sometimes I actually am clever, or at least I believe I am.

Yesterday a trend came up called #BarackObamasNextBook. Now you can't expect any opinionated conservative like me to let that one go before putting in my two cents. In this case, I believe I put in a whole dollars worth of tweets. (I used to call them 'twits' but now reserve that moniker for liberals.) So now where I wasted a few hours of valuable writing time, I can turn that waste into today's blog. It's kind of like Obama's use of pond scum as energy for a bright tomorrow.


The tweets below are mine but there were many great ones that I didn't think proper to poach. If you'd like to add some of your own, please feel free to do so in the comment section.

 Fishing With the Fluke

 Standing Small

 Night Flightless: the Benghazi Story

To Avoid Injury, Don't Do Push-ups After Taking Cialis

Sandra Fluke (pronounced Fluck) is too polished to be a random spokesmoron for the left.  While she sounds like a person speaking with a paper pooper, she does so with a certain professionalism that is just too practised to be a novice.

I believe Fluke is a hand chosen extremist, tapped on the shoulder by our President to represent a "faux woman" invented by the left to effectively yell "squirrel" to the voters and hope they're paying attention to this non-issue.

Abortion is not prohibited by our laws.  Women are not being denied anything they need to prevent pregnancy while playing, and anyone who can afford what Ms. Fluke was wearing at the DNC Convention, (even her shiny necklace of what looked like beer can pop tops rings), can afford birth control.  

Touching Hands

What conservatives want is the termination of partial birth abortions.  The reason being is that conservatives believe that humans have inalienable rights even if they cannot speak, walk, or crawl.  They have these rights even if they're too young to vote (although I suspect Obama would reconsider his position of allowing partial birth abortions if the victims could vote for him).  And to kill these people after they made it through the birth canal in spite of the attempt on their life, just doesn't seem fair, and it certainly doesn't sound humane.  What it sounds like is convenient for the mother of the unwanted life in her life.  I believe adoption, not abortion, is the better alternative.  I also believe that Sandra Fluke is the essence of bimbo-hood and should either change her name to Sandra Flake or Sandra Fluck to dispel any doubts as to where she is coming from.

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Fluke, Rev Al, Obamacare as an Oxymoron, and Kagan's Recusexcuse

Where is Sandra Fluke (pronounced Fluck)?  I haven't heard from her in the mainstream media lately? Maybe she's busy doing, well, you know. Maybe she is yesterday's news and is no longer useful to Obama's campaign. Wherever she is, I hope she brought along enough condoms or whatever she gets from the taxpayer for her birth control, to take care of her ongoing "situations."  I can easily understand how Ms. Fluke (pronounced Fluck) could be the poster girl for birth control.  Just saying.

As you know by now, Rick Santorum handily won Louisiana with 47% of the vote, against Romney's 26%.  I've said this before, but I'll say it again: Newt should drop out of the race to allow for a more open field and perhaps a better defining outcome for whoever the Republicans want to run against Obama. Ron Paul should just drop out for the sake of our nation's security.  I certainly hope he doesn't let his ego get the better of him by running as an independent in November--that would effect the election and not in a good way.  I hope if Romney becomes the nominee, he chooses Marco Rubio as his running mate for VP.  I believe that combination would beat the Marxist revolution.

Did you hear that Obama told the Russian president that after the election, he'll have more flexibility to do what he wants. Let's help him out by giving him the flexibility that an unemployed community organizer would have with his time.

Adjusting his lip gloss

How can Al-Not-Really-a-Reverend-Sharpton, a racist moron who works for PMSNBC, be fair and unbiased in his reporting, when this idiot is mucking the mud in a rally against Zimmerman, the alleged shooter? How can PMSNBC keep Sharpton on staff when KY Jellyhair is at the forefront of the rallies calling for Zimmerman's arrest?  And when Obama says that the victim would look like his son if he had one, is irresponsible and totally unfair to Zimmerman. I wonder what liberals think about this--there is no way they can honestly agree that this is okay on behalf of POTUS and Porkrind. Sharpton actually should be fired from PMSNBC because to call him a reporter or journalist gives reporters and journalists bad names.

A smile that can move stomachs

Obamacare has made it to the Supreme Court where Elena Kagan will obviously show her  bias when she finally votes on the Constitutionality of the bill.  She should have recused herself because of her involvement in the creation of Obamacare, but liberals play by liberal rules, which means she will take the liberty to do what she thinks will get her agenda passed.  There are protestors on both sides of the aisle singing obnoxious songs in front of the Supreme Court Building (admittedly, the liberal songs are the worst of the lot--irrelevant tripe about family, as if that has anything to do with the Constitutionality of a mandate forcing you to buy a product that is divorced from the concept of free will), and a decision should come around June.  


If you think the mandate is Constitutional, you might be a liberal. 

 

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