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As every writer knows, it's easier to get sidetracked on the Internet than it is to write. For me, this is especially true for Twitter. If I find an Obama trend, or even a Hillary or Joe Biden trend, I'm busy trying to be clever. Sometimes I actually am clever, or at least I believe I am.
Yesterday a trend came up called #BarackObamasNextBook. Now you can't expect any opinionated conservative like me to let that one go before putting in my two cents. In this case, I believe I put in a whole dollars worth of tweets. (I used to call them 'twits' but now reserve that moniker for liberals.) So now where I wasted a few hours of valuable writing time, I can turn that waste into today's blog. It's kind of like Obama's use of pond scum as energy for a bright tomorrow.
The tweets below are mine but there were many great ones that I didn't think proper to poach. If you'd like to add some of your own, please feel free to do so in the comment section.
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The tweets below are mine but there were many great ones that I didn't think proper to poach. If you'd like to add some of your own, please feel free to do so in the comment section.
Fishing With the Fluke
Standing Small
Talking Fishing and
Fusion with Joe Biden
I Know More Than a
Fifth Grader
Macro Economics in a
Gullible Society
The 3-Point Shot, My
Football Foibles, and Ruining Amerika
None of Your Business
The Secrets of
Benghazi
Pimp My Country (co-authored by Rev. Jeremiah Wright)
My 3rd Autobiography
and I Ain't Even 50 Yet but I'm Cool, Fools
God Bless the USA and
Everywhere Else Equally
All the President's
Lackeys
The Real Truth About
Me and Chrissy Matthews
The Dirty Dozen: Me
Holder Hillary, Shulman Lerner Ingram Miller Sharpton Wright Pelosi Biden Bill
Clinton
How to make America
great.
My Rendezvous With
Shulman: 158 Sweet, Private Moments
I Killed SEAL Team 6 a
Walked Away Without a Scratch
Behind the 8 Ball
(with Eric Holder as the 8 Ball)
Cool Rules for Fools:
how I got re-elected and plan a 3rd term
Why the Boston
Marathon Bomber is Misunderstood
A Legend In My Own
Mind
The Share Everything
Plan--how Verizon stole my idea
Benghazi and Other
Myths (Co-authored by Hillary R. Clinton) A Muslim With Amnesia
in Indonesia
Nixon Had Checkers, I
Have Recipes
In Awe of Self: with a
forward by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
I Call My TelePrompter
Steve, and Other Amusing Stories about Me, the President of the United States
If You Wont Kiss My
Ring, Kiss My Ass, America
My Campaign Strategy
in all 57 States
Left Hand Salutes
How to Sleep Through
Anything
Sandra Fluke: My
Condom Minion
How to Convince People
of Almost Anything
No Blue States or Red
States, Only Black and Blue States
My Mommy was a Commie,
Was Yours?
Judgment Proof
The Audacity of You
Dopes
365 Dog Dishes for
People on the Go
Black Dove Gone
Invisible POTUS
Heart of Darkness--oh
wait--that's already taken
How to Handle a Scandal
The End of an Error
All the President's
Lackeys
Floating Along on
Denial
Memory Exercises
Allah is My Co-Pilot
War of the Races
The Community
Manifesto
The Complete Idiot's
Guide to Running a Nation (pictures included)
My Muslim Brothers in
the Hood
There Is No There
There, So There
How to Avoid
TelePromtper Typsos
Obamacare and Why It
Will Work Soon
High at Noon
When Logic and Facts
Don't Fly
On the Dole to the
Presidency
The Art of the Deal:
How I Negotiated with the IRS
In the Still of the
Night, I Slept While they Died
The Bull Flyer
Zero Dark Benghazi
How to Effectively Use
Your Press Secretary
Defeating the Facts by
Acting Articulat
The Wizard of Arse
My TelePrompter
Insights
Abortion of a Nation
Doing the View
Pimping Amerika for
Socialism
God Is Not Greater
Than Me
Tom Sawyer and
Huckleberry Finn Were Racists
My Hadith as President
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